Why is it so hard to just record the gameplay and not this watered-down "cinematic :^)" garbage? Assuming you somehow think making a replay is a good idea, here's what you gotta do:
>join a server with replay
>die
>f6
>game stutters and freezes
>didn't expect anyone to actually use this feature
>awful audio looping
>ears bleed
>"MEHMEHMEHMEH"
>you know what's coming, but it's already too late
>monitor goes black
>computer explodes
>keyboard bursts into flames
>ded
Alternatively, you must pay 50 shekels for JewCam v3.4.0_13