/tf2/ - Team Fortress 2

Oh, really now?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4115986/

kill me

>>3228

God fucking damnit. I just wanted an animated series that was pretty much like the Valve shorts, not this fanfiction-tier garbage.

Why is it so hard to just record the gameplay and not this watered-down "cinematic :^)" garbage? Assuming you somehow think making a replay is a good idea, here's what you gotta do:

>join a server with replay

>die

>f6

>game stutters and freezes

>didn't expect anyone to actually use this feature

>awful audio looping

>ears bleed

>"MEHMEHMEHMEH"

>you know what's coming, but it's already too late

>monitor goes black

>computer explodes

>keyboard bursts into flames

>ded

Alternatively, you must pay 50 shekels for JewCam v3.4.0_13

>>2848

Y-you too?

I can't even export to SFM, or edit within TF2.

No matter what computer I install it on.

It's been years.

>>3196

I… I had hoped I had misread that.. That sucks and might break TF2's playability; hopefully it can be disabled by server commands.

Weapon changes are also mostly awful. Of particular note is wrangler; now engineer is shit against competent opponents. Bazaar bargain is now one bizarre piece of shit; I used to use it in MvM for free charge rate, now it can't get heads off giants.

OH MY GOD HEAVY BUFFS

>>3200

>Bazaar bargain is now one bizarre piece of shit; I used to use it in MvM for free charge rate, now it can't get heads off giants.

It was always a piece of shit. Due to charge cap, last charge rate upgrade was useless. Besides, charge doesn't affect explosive hs damage bonus.

Only wrangler, enforcer and loch nerfs are retarded, most other weapon changes are great

>>3206

I used bargain in expert because I could kill giant medics without lots of money reliably with it. I didn't buy the charge upgrade, I knew they didn't stack.

And being able to pick up weapons off the ground isn't as game breaking as I expected, you have to look right at the weapon to grab it. Available weapons are highlighted yellow though, it's very distracting, hopefully there's a way to disable that.

>>2932

>implying I even have a folder full of reacton images

>>3178

O_O

>>3091

They're being cheap by not supplying the hat

I have that BLU hoodie. It's really nice.

>wearing vidya shirts

>ever

Simple script that I use on all classes

alias +rifle "lastinv;"

alias -rifle "slot1;"

Also I'm looking for a flare punch script because I'm trash and need assistance to do that.

>>3120

I use this one a lot.

>>3123

flare punch scripts are shit

competent scouts will destroy you

>>3136

What's it do?

Some kind of armor would work

I'm annoyed with the hitreg in general. The BFB literally breaks the engine, lag correction is hamfisted, flamethrowers can shoot through certain walls and their damage is dependant on ping. Backstabs are just another symptom of the broken mess that Valve has made.

>>2982

moving backwards makes you move slower so its easy to get facestabbed by doing that. what you should do is either stand still and track/melee if you can or while backing up hit a or d and youll be strafing which doesn't make you move slower

>>2984

damage on flamethrowers isn't affected by ping its just that individual flame particles are harder to perfectly aim when playing without lan ping. the walls thing is an engine bug so its probably fixable but even so its a fucking flamethrower. if you could shoot flare through it it would be an issue but flame damage is so minimal and on top of that there are multiple items in the game that remove afterburn.

>>2989

Nah, flame through walls is complete bullshit and every time I see another pyro doing it my soul dies a little more.

>>3100

But they're not contributing anything! most Pub Snipers hit shit.

>>3101

Find yourself a nice community server with decent players.

I'm guessing it's because of CoD, CS:GO (apparently you must be standing completely still while using the awp or your aim'll be off), and maybe oldies from TFC (maybe not so much anymore), where the sniper worked differently

>>3099

F2P (new) players like sniper because it reminds them of other FPS games they have played. Sniper rifle, SMG, and a knife. Perfect. No fancy rockets, flamethrowers, medi guns, and certainly no pesky teamwork needed.

>>3044

There is literally no disadvantage to having auto reload on.

If you really cannot remember what weapon you have equipped, look at the bottom corners of your HUD. The ammo should be a giveaway to which weapon you have out, or the viewmodel of your character on the left will tell you.

>>3052

>implying there is any reason not to play lochknight

>>3053

Yet you still have one primary because you always have to switch to your flamethrower to airblast to start the combo. Demo has two primaries.

>>3055

Well I mean I guess it's fine for pubs, but that will ruin your stock aim for when you get serious.

>>3057

i can play demoman just fine

i think you may be retarded

>>3052

bind MWHEELUP "slot1;"

bind MWHEELDOWN "slot2;"

Use ´em. Makes it so when you scroll up it switches to that weapon only, it does not "go over" and switch to another weapon like with normal mousewheel scrolling.

If you the got extra button(s) on your mouse you can do the weapon switching just with your mouse, now you don´t have to fiddle around with number keys to switch weapons meaning you can focus just on movement with your left hand.

How do you tell?

>>1486

I better be Pyro.