/tf2/ - Team Fortress 2

>>3142

rip your medics back

>>3097

the detonator

good lord is that thing good

>every map has at least a couple worthwhile jumps and hiding places

>air bursting flares on scouts and soldiers makes not-being-on-fire impossible

>hitting shitters who try to abuse cover around corners

>wide area spy - checking

>demomen still forget it breaks stickies

>>2875

>Now what can you do to prevent this?

Kill you, because judging by the rest of your points, you're completely shit at the game.

>>2875

>Well, you can run and find a scout to splash and leech off of until you stop burning, but I'm just going to follow you in a roundabout way, picking up any health I see

Or I'll just walk into range via a different path, dodge your flares, or even ignore you altogether, depending on the scenario. If you're using the flaregun at it's effective range, you're probably not a real threat anyway.

> but I'm just going to follow you in a roundabout way, picking up any health I see,

If you advance towards my position with a flaregun, you're going to die. If not, there goes your entire plan. I can reach useable medkits before you could ever hope to. It's not like I'm going to walk ten miles across the fucking map, TOWARDS THE ENEMY NO LESS, to go find some or something.

>If you never come for me, I'm going to keep harassing you until you end up fighting a Heavy or something,

So basically you plan on being dead weight while I complete my team's objectives. Good to know you're intent on being useless.

Nothing you've said is even remotely valid, because your strategies are no more effective than they would be on a standard rocket launcher soldier or a soldier with any other primary. I've dealt with your kind before. Faking out your airblast and dodging your pitiful flares is piss easy. I suggest you uninstall the game so you don't burden anyone on your future teams with your shit strategies.

VOTE HEAVY

I was sick of trying to play vanilla and having teammates dick around endlessly.

I'm glad it changed so I don't have to join a fucking pro league just to play the core strategy-shootan game with people who are actually trying. Is one thing when occasionally a goof congaing off to one side, it's another when three fucking games in a row half my team is having a dance party in spawn.

>>3774

Why the fuck did the devs changed a running system.

It feels so wrong, when I'm playing TF2 now. It doesn't feels like it used to feel.

>>3790

I am not 100% satisfied with your product line.

>>3561

Sounds vaguely homoerotic :^)

>>3562

You should try behind-enemy-lines pyro grinding sometime.

>>3563

If Skial would ban all horsefuckers I would play exclusively on their servers, get their logo tattooed on my balls, and send them gold in tribute.

>play stock engineer on upward defense

>other engie on team gully upgrades my tele and places his buildings so they complement mine

>medic heals everyone well

>enemy team is competent and adjust to our strategies

>still manage to keep them from capping first point

>topscore

>>3584

>gully

No idea how that word made it in there

well are you gonna post the rest or not

don't you mean 2fort

or was it turbine.

what about well or doublecross?

I always forget which is what

>>3763

We don't play it for ctf

>>3626

In my experience, the spies are actually the guys who think they're super-oldschool and only attention whore with their loadout and taunting but never talk or type. And actually suck pretty bad at the class when they can't find any stairs.

The rest is pretty much spot-on. Especially fucking soldier whine. "Oh no I get 30 HP for each enemy I splash-tag but I still died to the scout 1v1 because I used up all my health flying around with my autism spade, let me rage and call him a noob for standing still or ignoring me while I sperg out". And the Original. "If I use this everyone will think I am an oldschool Quake Pro." Doesn't work if you can't use your shiny new penis without getting mowed down because it lacks the magic health you're used to.

Scout is fun to play but I rarely do because all of the scout mains actually are like scout IRL including the obliviousness to the irony of scout's character and TF2 characters in general. Scout is their protagonist and they will be ready dicks in hand to splooge on their mom's computers whenever the next comic comes out and scout gets a second date with Pauling culminating in a sloppy fursuit MMF with Spy.

>>3628

Of course they complain and fail at acting smug before getting quickly triggered when anyone reminds them they're in teamchat.

>>3626

>Scout: Egotistical dickheads, most likely to spam binds and talk trash

scout main here, can confirm.

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>>3685

What the team generally needs is people playing a class they're halfway competent with.

>>3404

I'm gonna be honest they're all pretty awful

>Sniper / Spy

Edgey, always overuse it in pubs

>Scout

OP image is fairly accurate

>Pyro/Heavy/Engi

Always circle jerks about how they're not an easy class and people need to respect them more

>Medic

"As A medic main, I am gods gift to the earth and am entitled to everyone's attention"

>Demo/Soldier

a lot of people think they're good at these classes by doing basic rollouts and hitting splash shots, really annoying.

obviously they all have a much higher skill ceiling and whatnot outside of pubs, though a lot of the core attributes remain, although replace mention that every pyro main at "high level" hates everything about the class and "high level" spy mains know their class is dogshite,

The Blade Of Heros Past

>Cardboard sword for Scout

While active:

>All attacks are crits when wearer has full health

>-90% health from medics and dispensers

>No random crits

>-25% deploy speed

Das Panzerbladen

>Sword for medic, with a sort of Übersaw sort of look to it

>Your own Übercharge effects still apply to you while this weapon is active

(Like, you can Über yourself and go on a rampage.)

>-15% Attack speed

>-15% Damage penalty

>No random crits

>>3751 (Cont)

The Übergun

>Syringe gun for Medic

>-15% Attack speed

>+1% Übercharge on hit

>-1 Health drained on wearer

The Extra Mmmph

>Secondary Hoverpack for Pyro

>Press Space Bar while in the air to hover for up to 2 seconds. Press it again to stop.

>Only recharges while on the ground.

>Consumes primary ammo while hovering.

TFC Assault Cannon for Heavy

>20% faster rev speed

>10% more damage

>Lighter gun model, allows the player to jump while firing

>Can't be revved up

>-15% accuracy

Didn't iron get killed too?

>>3768

Iron was delayed, but all leagues were because of the DDOS on UGC

Im surprised it lasted as long as it did.

>>3765

Overwatch will never compare to TF2 because of low tick and crappy raw input implementation.

>Join team

>Have a pretty close match

>Start racking up a shitload of points

>Teams scramble

>Bit harder but still win at the last second

>People start rage quitting

>10 minutes later another scramble

>Enemy team is well balanced

>This is mine

>Me 216

>W+M1 pyro 30

>Sniper 5

>Spy 3

>scout 1

>>3741

>HURR DURR DON'T PLAY ON THE OPEN SERVERS MAH STANDARDS GET AN INVITE MAH CIRCLEJERKS WE R SO GUD

>>3706

sexy loadouts

>>3708

>Dear Strong Bad

Dear God, it's been years since I heard anyone talk about HomeStarRunner.

>>3754

Really? Because I fucking CONSTANTLY see and hear everyone going on and on about HAHA STRONG BAD REMEMBER STRONG BAD LOOOOOOOOOL SO FUNNY SO RETRO, and all I ever see are a few really shitty unfunny Flash animations.

>>3758

You haven't seen shit m8.