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There are FAKE Skial servers not run by us. Type !servers for an official list.

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 No.3084 [Open thread]

TF2 matchmaking will ____

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 No.3090

>TF2 matchmaking will temporarily bring new players until people realize it's shit and go back to CS:GO.

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 No.3058 [Open thread]

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 No.3060

File: 1433909688406.png (2.14 KB,207x84,69:28,patch.png)

I never lost faith. It's gonna be something.

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 No.3067

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 No.3083

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>>3060

here's your 500th patch

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 No.2822 [Open thread]

Board's ded. Let's try to generate some discussion.

With Season 15 coming to a close on the 20th, Season 16 is just on the horizon.

What's your favourite plat team? Did things turn out how you expected? How do you think next season will be for them?

Did you play this season? What division? Are you gonna play next season?

Have any favourite Highlander players? How do you think next season will go for them?

Anything I missed? Discuss.
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 No.2824

>>2822

>Did you play this season?

I subbed as pyro for an iron team despite being better than our 'main' pyro

>Are you gonna play next season?

Depends. If we stay in iron I'll start looking for a steel team since I can pretty easily outDM practically every other pyro I've played against in Iron. Also the spies are pretty bad.

>Favourite HL players?

Carbon, who plays on a server which I frequent. Really good sniper/spy, though that might have to do with his VAC ban. Would be pretty disappointing if his skill wasn't legit.

>How do you think next season will go for him?

It won't go because he's VAC banned.

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 No.2874

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ginyu is fucking back.

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 No.3056

New UGC Season started last week, the deadline for new teams was today. Is anyone playing? How'd your first match go?

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 No.3082

Monday is Viaduct week, let's go!

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 No.2748 [Open thread]

TF2 would be better without this class.
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 No.2986

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>>2752

if mini sentries had health to be destroyed in one hit, they'd effectively be turned into glorified target practice/rocket food. there would be no point in focusing on mini sentries since one stray rocket would destroy one and you wouldn't even have to notice you spent that rocket

were this situation to be true though, mini sentries would have to be drastically buffed, like having them only cost 50 metal or actually deal much more significant damage, to make them an effective weapon.

just because you cant learn to focus your sights for a few seconds on a smaller target that cant move but deals decent damage doesnt make the mini sentry unbalanced or OP, it just makes you a bad player.

I have never had any issues with minies except as scout and MAYBE pyro.

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 No.2992

>>2973

Exactly, which is the opposite of what it was for, so the DR even existing at all is stupid. Hell, it should make you take mini-crits so you can't use it when on fire. It should mark you for death but without the icon. That would be completely fair.

>>2974

And medic, and make the sniper limit 0.

Actually, if I ever get the time and familiarity with Source modding, I'm going to run a server that gives Sniper a goatse peephole in every scope.

>>2986

I'm pretty sure minis were basically made to fuck with dickass scouts who just abuse the FaN and speed to fuck around forever. Minis really aren't that bad as pyro, you just have to have good timing and situational awareness.

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 No.2998

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>>2808

mini sentries are fun as hell on koth maps tho.

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 No.3042

Playing engineer on koth and ctf is simpler because no part of the map becomes irrelevant due to capture progress. That's why that class is so annoying in those maps: no downtime while movin' that gear up.

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 No.3050

>>2752

Just because the class is balanced doesn't mean it should be in the game

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 No.3048 [Open thread]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.sgwet

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 No.3013 [Open thread]

> be me

> loved quake3, cpma, and tfc

> fuck yeah tf2 came out. looks sick, some of the chokepoints are a bit extreme but fuck it.

> updates come out; I can move my sentries and tweak my loadout.

> on the fence about the weapons, some are good, some are fun challenges, and some are useless trash.

> but hats

> never gave a shit about hats, trading or all that shit

> there's buttfuck hundreds of items now but w/e

> all the faggots trading and crafting when they should be just playing and having fun.

> realise my backpack is full

> smelt all my weapons to scrap, smelt all that scrap into refined.

> craft a hat.

> my first hat.

> https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Lonesome_Loafers

FUCK THIS GAME

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 No.3032

>not crafting your hats

>spending time attempting to scam 12 year olds with better sense of economy than stock buyers

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 No.3034

>>3013

This is why you don't craft hats. 3 ref for a random hat worth 1.2?

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 No.3039

>crafting a hat

ayy lmao

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 No.3045

>>3034

>>3039

how does everyone get all their shit? I'm never paying for pixels. valve should have given me store credit when they let all the scrubs in.

>>3025

I took a long break. I actually paid for it. but lost interest for a while after they just went apeshit with all the weapons and all the new ones were OP and broken.

feels alot better than when the saharan spy could do silent decloaks.

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 No.3047

>>3045

>how does everyone get all their shit?

Save refined metal, mange. Then use it to trade. Or, perhaps a better option: buy from an automated service like scrap.tf

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 No.3033 [Open thread]

TF2 has workshop map support now, like L4D2 and CS:GO!

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=17092

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 No.3035

So we have cosmetic workshop, taunt workshop, and finally a map workshop. What's next?

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 No.3036

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>3035

A gamemode workshop would be interesting. It's all part of their plan to outsource all the work to the army of giant penis creators.

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 No.3022 [Open thread]

TELL ME IF PRETTI PRINCESS!

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 No.3023

As a mother, I am SHOCKED and APPALLED by this abomination!!! There are KIDS on this website, including my son, who is only 8 years old! If you do not remove this post IMMEDIATELY, I will have to contact the owner of this site and have this DISGUSTING piece of SATANIC PROPAGANDA removed!!! Until then, I STRONGLY ENCOURAGE any other Christians to BOYCOTT THIS SITE and block your children from it as well. I see this type of thing EVERYDAY in the media these days! God is ANGRY with today's secular Hollywood culture!! Fellow Christians, rejoice! We are truly living in The End Times!!!!

~God Bless~

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 No.3026

That's the edgiest Pyro I've ever seen

breddy gud/10

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 No.3029

I count 4 cosmetics. If it's not possible in-game, making an SFM of it is cheating.

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 No.3027 [Open thread]

I dun' even know

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 No.2661 [Open thread]

ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE

New crate contains strange Kritzkriegs, and motherfucking bisons
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 No.2976

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The real question is: what does this say about a player?

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 No.2978

>>2976

faggot who farms

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 No.2994

>>2972

>medic is the most valuable player of the team

May I never meet you in a pub. So many players forget about time limits trying to get maximum KTD ratio, I swear.

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 No.2996

>>2994

hope I never meet YOU in a pug.

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 No.3007

>>2994

The other day on tf2center our Heavy didn't push and cost us the game because he was snapchatting

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 No.2997 [Open thread]

If dubs update today

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 No.3000

>>2997

You can't even predict post number on this slow ass board?

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 No.3003

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>>3000

Nice GET

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 No.3004

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>>3000

repeating digits observed

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 No.2650 [Open thread]

>It's a 2fort 24/7 server
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 No.2952

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>>2947

Here's your sauce, anon.

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 No.2953

>>2652

Stay tuned for…whatever that terrible shit trade servers used to all have was called…

PINION. FUCKING. PINION.

Hurr okay the ad's done playing, now you can close, or it didn't fucking load and the counter finally ended, now it'll continue to play shitty commercial audio even if you leave the server and go back to the game menu. I just blacklisted them all.

>>2653

YES. THIS SHIT. I AM UPSET.

>>2654

Valve servers are actually objectively better than easily 80% of community servers.

>>2679

You faggots always complain about Minecraft, but it was all kinds of fun back in alpha, with a tiny community of college students and only Youtube videos showing new maps, features, and mostly how the fuck to make that terrible way redstone used to work actually useful.

I wish it had stayed shitty and difficult to get into and repelled the general public. I wish faggots had been shot on sight for setting up "kid-friendly" servers so they could be in charge of something and feel like they were living a Christian manga.

>>2681

Some of the customized Minecraft maps are actually great, lots of warps and hidden areas and scripts.

>>2697

>some guy comes on a trade server

>starts ripping up our entire team easily as soldier

>starts talking shit on mic about "OH MY FUCPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.2960

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>>2953

I'd say this is bait, but you put too much effort into it.

This isn't a rate thread, nobody cares, you're doing it wrong.

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 No.2963

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>Mario Kart server

>Autists with Ponyfag skins

>Ear-piercing micspam

>Brazilian kids

>Ads up the ass

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 No.2970

>>2960

You seem really super upset about something really super serious, but I can't for the life of me figure out what it is.

Did I not comment in the way you personally would have? Is replying to other replies strictly forbidden?

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 No.2729 [Open thread]

>opens tf2
>sees that new taunts were added
>yay.jpg
>no heavy taunts
>mfw
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 No.2735

Valve hates heavy. It is known.
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 No.2958

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Sniper has 3 unique taunts. Heavy still has 0.

Although, heavy exclusive taunts are pretty slim pickings in the workshop. This one's my favorite.

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 No.2921 [Open thread]

(pic somewhat unrelated, also sorry 'bout wall o' text)

So, I'm just getting into TF2, and I'm a complete noob at things. I am P2P, as I did do research before picking up the game, but other then the base mechanics I'm totally lost.

I was wondering if any regulars had any server suggestions for me to get good? I don't wanna be a noob forever.

I've already looked on google, either they're newbie servers (how am I supposed to git gud if I'm constantly playing against my own skill level?) or just suggesting that noobs find the comp/higher skill level servers, but I don't know (once again) which ones are more friendly ones to go on.

Also yes, I have played against bots, but they aren't people? I have a feeling a bot strat is very different then playing against actual people.

Any help is much appreciated. From what I've seen you guys know the game very well, better then some of the suggestions I've seen. (I got a domination in a server that was friendly, but not orientated to what I was looking for. I had been playing in a server for the first time for about an hour at that point. No.)

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 No.2924

Ah, sorry. So far I've played a good 14 hours (like… 30 mins idle time and I'm probably gunna bot again soon) and I'm in North America, central/east coat region.

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 No.2928

>>2924

That's not nearly enough.

Get to about 500h, to get a sense of the game and then get into advanced stuff.

All you can do now is play pubs and maybe do some jump maps for rocket jumping.

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 No.2945

>>2921

KND(and friends) like to pub on skial servers. (mostly badwater and upward?) Those servers have instant respawn on too, so if you die you'll be back in the game in a heartbeat.

Just play on valve servers and skial servers if you want, I like tf2app servers, as well.

Once you have around 500~ hours or so, and do your research you should be good enough to scout/solly in hl tf2center lobbies.

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 No.2949

Valve servers are fine, there's enough potatoes to keep the skill floor low with the occasional vet here and there to push your shit in. Learn medic first then soldier or scout whichever you're more comfortable with.

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 No.2955

>>2949

This. Valve servers are honestly very good. You will spend a lot of time dying before you get very good at effectively killing. Playing as every class at least a bit is important as you get used to their health pool and speed natively and know how to react to them.

Also, turn on the thing that makes a dinging sound and shows you the numbers for the damage you deal in options, or advanced options, or whatever. Otherwise it can be confusing as your client will sometimes play physics hit sounds, even with melee, when you in fact hit nothing according to the server.

Playing as classes and dying to classes will teach you how they work and what methods and strategies they use. Feel free to test out new weapons you get from achievements or random drops, but remember not to get caught up in using crutches like the black box or the backburner/phlog. It will hurt your playstyle long term.

And you will die pointlessly a LOT. It will keep happening no matter how good you get, just less often as you improve and get familiar with the maps. Don't be afraid to explore the maps a little, there's usually at least one sort of hidden passage somewhere.

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 No.2920 [Open thread]

What's the best unusual effect?

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 No.2922

The amount of girth it adds to your e-peen

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 No.2939

Daggerstorm, and I say that purely because the only unusual I ever unboxed had it back when it was a new effect.

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 No.2942

Really depends on what class/hat etc. I like the normal sun beams a lot.

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 No.2950

Massed Flies, of course.

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