/ircsecrets/ - IRC CONFESSIONS

"fuk"

>[k00l]shamoanjac

>posts nigger dick

>lurks in #/pone/

so surprises here

Шикарный Анальный Секс с Marcelin Abadir

>>1287

[16:35:14] <missanthropy> Errr…I doubt that will happen but, um..

[16:37:46] <jmanfatty> So. Twice now I've gotten way too attracted to you when I think about your head-game. I actually liked when you split and argued for a while. I started to like you for real. I'm fucking stupid. you shouldn't trust me. I'll fuck off from FT forever now and let y'all do your thing. I'm very sorry but I can't play a charade when something like

[16:37:46] <jmanfatty> that happens. Anyways if you ever do want to talk you can email yuge.mayne@offcolormail.com – I can't even believe I typed this message but hey it's there. Please don't shit on me. I know you'll hate me now but I'm not the kind of person that can pretend as if this isn't the case. So it's my fault and I wasn't trying to hit on you ever throughout any of this. I'll fuck off permanently.

[16:44:40] <jmanfatty> No I don't want this to be the case. Yes I know how stupid it is. You didn't do anything wrong. I didn't mean to do anything wrong.

[16:44:49] <missanthropy> Oh…I don't hate you…Actually, I appreciate your honesty…really. I understand how hard it must have been for you to type that and….I understand, it must suck to like someone else, or get close to someone else, who is already taken. I understand if you have to leave. Rofl, you got happy for a second…I mean, I guess that's natural and it takes a big person to even admit the bad emotions.

[16:45:02] <missanthropy> I mean, "bad" emotions.

[16:45:14] <missanthropy> It's not stupid.

[16:45:29] <missanthropy> It is what it is, I guess…

[16:45:47] <missanthropy> Like, I wish we could just be friends and talk in FT, of course…but I understand your feelings, too..

[16:45:54] <missanthropy> And meh, you never did openly hit on me or anything…

[16:46:10] <missanthropy> Meh, lol, thank you for being so up-front and honest.

>>1285

CTRL+F "Monroe", 0 results………..

This dude literally went through 2000 lines of pms and removed every single reference to himself, while changing some of the content.

No wonder it took you over a year and half from when you originally said you'd release this

[16:58:50] <jmanfatty> like this one valentines day, I bought her a fucking ring, a bear, chocolates, fucked her like 10 times and made her cum so much it splashed on me (not at all a normal thing for her) :: still cheated the very next day and I found out a month later

[16:59:06] <missanthropy> what.

[16:59:09] <jmanfatty> true story

[16:59:09] <missanthropy> Are you fucking serious?

[16:59:15] * jmanfatty dead serious

[16:59:15] <missanthropy> Who did she cheat on you with?

[16:59:27] <jmanfatty> another football player

[16:59:57] <jmanfatty> her story is she just can't help getting drunk and hanging out with her sister

[17:00:07] <jmanfatty> and I pretend she's not doing this on purpose

[17:00:29] <jmanfatty> and she only tells me because the guy moved and I caught him calling her by accident

[17:00:34] <missanthropy> …LOL? So her excuse was that she got drunk, was around some guy, and it just happened?

[17:00:39] <jmanfatty> pretty much

>>1291

>>1290

http://archive.is/MpV5a

Second Life for 10 year olds

>>261

>the phone is in my pocket you can take it

>>271

I found some eggdrops he owns in the home directory of a free shell account of his

<tj> i was raised in the bronx

<HKM> LOL @ i was raised in BRX

<HKM> nga im from Flushing, Queens

>literally a pajeet from Flushing

return my HKM memes

this is absudly and amazingly true

bump bc [k00l] is sliding the board like the spergs they are lol