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 No.64 [View All][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

HKM memes thread

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 No.147

File (hide): edb70b730ad3f23⋯.jpg (697.64 KB,1536x2048,3:4,midgetninja.jpg) (h) (u)

>>72

original

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 No.148

Smith & Wesson M&P compact .40

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 No.150

File (hide): a54514bf84890cc⋯.jpg (73.47 KB,500x500,1:1,hkm.jpg) (h) (u)

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 No.151>>153

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 No.152

<HKM> do u think ill let my son grow up with a father?

<HKM> my gf i shere

<HKM> any ngas who wants a free blowjob?

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 No.153

>>151

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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 No.156>>157

[15:32] <hkm> nothing like cold glass of beer with ice

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 No.157>>158

>>156

you dont put ice in beer

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 No.158

File (hide): 4dfb35f00d771f7⋯.jpg (9.15 KB,480x360,4:3,youdontsay.jpg) (h) (u)

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 No.164

<HKM> i will always be a fucking joke

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 No.165

heh faggot

xxx -Odysseus

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 No.166>>173

File (hide): 889931928546538⋯.webm (4.92 MB,480x640,3:4,BDay, 0sec, HKM Pictures,….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

HKM showing off his "940 USD" hotel room

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 No.167

File (hide): e8988744df90d72⋯.webm (3.11 MB,480x640,3:4,Flashy, 0sec, Cash, Walle….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

basketball indian attempting to impress irc with contents of his wallet

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 No.168>>238

File (hide): 359aa5265310264⋯.webm (4.74 MB,640x480,4:3,HKM, exp0, mickey, euphie….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

sad pajeet dreams of nigger existence

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 No.169>>243

File (hide): 2635e1279592913⋯.webm (4.01 MB,640x480,4:3,HKM, FLashy, Wallet, Nga ….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

pajeet fascinated with "tactical" "paycheck" wallet

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 No.170

[21:39:21] <HKM> what happened to hillary?

[21:39:23] <coco-chan> HKM is a hillary supporter?

[21:39:24] <HKM> she made me money

[21:39:27] <HKM> how much u made suegar

[21:39:30] <HKM> whats that broke bitch

HKM admits he's a shill.

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 No.171

File (hide): 216361c4da46685⋯.webm (7.3 MB,640x480,4:3,Lotto, ScratchOff, Instan….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

imagine being so poor you think recording you playing $20 scratch lotto over and over until you win on one impresses people

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 No.172

<HKM> u deformed homo

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 No.173>>174 >>178

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>>166

HOLY FUCKING KEK LOOK HOW TINY HE IS

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 No.174

>>173

i'd estimate about 5'2"

yayo midget

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 No.175

File (hide): d7413916218badc⋯.jpg (1.23 MB,2048x1542,1024:771,hkm-guns.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136

>>137

midget pistol on the right for tiny midget hands

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 No.176

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flying ninja midget pajeet hkm

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 No.178>>179

>>173

Is that a noose in the bag?

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 No.179>>180 >>182

>>178

I think he had to tie a knot in the shoulder strap to prevent the bag from dragging on the ground

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 No.180

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 No.181

<efTard> u do know i ran my own mini casino

<efTard> right?

<creamar> I'm sure you did

<_bet4_> this outta be good

<efTard> no its not a meme

<efTard> short faggot bet4

<efTard> its posted online

<efTard> those r slot machines

<efTard> i use to operate them until Rick Scott fucked it up

<efTard> made it illegal in 2013

<efTard> http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/09/tech/gaming-gadgets/florida-slot-machine-law/

<efTard> lol all he has to do is google HKM's casino

<efTard> LOL

Keep in mind folks, florida midget Moin Uddin thinks that people will believe that he owns a serbian slot machine company

http://handelskredite.me/casino-services/casino-machines/

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 No.182

>>179

>>179

>>179

>>179

>>179

ROFL

yayo midget Anonymous

explain to me again

how u r the bitchest made fraud midget

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 No.183>>185 >>190

<faggetttss> i thought you're a hardcore muslim, why do u drink

<faggetttss> allah hates liars

<efTard> yayo midget bitch faggetttss

<faggetttss> isnt that right

<efTard> show us in the quran

<faggetttss> how can you face allah when u die

<efTard> where its haram to drink

http://www.quran-islam.org/articles/alcohol_prohibition_(P1163).html

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 No.184

<efTard> loL @u cant have real sex in a car

<efTard> all the pic is posted by me :)

<creamar> With no timestamp

<efTard> refer back to your mIRC.exe HKM log

<efTard> midget

<efTard> ppl of my status

<efTard> we dont need timestamp

<efTard> we verify it via same background

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 No.185

>>183

<efTard> yayo midget bitch faggetttss

<efTard> show us in the quran

😁😁😁👌👌👌

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 No.190

>>183

he actually showed him the absolute madman

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 No.199

https://app.box.com/s/guuq74cnx58egnatxhnsr0m5jd9w4p2d

yayo midget showing off his paypal account from march 2015 to prove he's not broke

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 No.226>>236

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HKM mugshot

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 No.234

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yayo bling

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 No.236>>237

>>226

http://archive.is/g6E86

Height: 5'03"

Height: 5'03"

Height: 5'03"

Height: 5'03"

Height: 5'03"

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 No.237>>238

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 No.238

>>237

>>168

>calls exp0 a "broke nigga"

>gets caught stealing $300 from some sheboon's wallet

>thinks $20 scratch off tickets are for rich coke dealers

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 No.241

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 No.242>>253

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 No.243

File (hide): 8b7f921a3d40cec⋯.webm (897.39 KB,640x480,4:3,123.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

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 No.253

File (hide): 9aa59c816266c6b⋯.jpg (1.33 MB,1536x2312,192:289,therealhkm.jpg) (h) (u)

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 No.260

File (hide): 0278947e430566e⋯.png (197.73 KB,1200x594,200:99,negfqv.png) (h) (u)

https://ghostbin.com/paste/yeazc

hkm forgot he wasnt on rizon anymore

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 No.261>>273

Okay, here's an update.

All of these memes have been true. All of them.

He was born in India, has Bangladeshi citizenship, has no car (it really was a rental like we assumed), lived in motels for a while, and works for an Exxon-Mobil gas station.

https://i.memenet.org/uaqro.PDF

F U C K I N G K E K

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 No.271>>272 >>288

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 No.272

>>271

lol that's such shitty code

and writing it in c was retarded in the first place

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 No.273

>>261

>the phone is in my pocket you can take it

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 No.288

>>271

I found some eggdrops he owns in the home directory of a free shell account of his

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 No.293

<tj> i was raised in the bronx

<HKM> LOL @ i was raised in BRX

<HKM> nga im from Flushing, Queens

>literally a pajeet from Flushing

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 No.1275

return my HKM memes

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 No.1276

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blump

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