Dear Copypaste, Our Forefather and Founder
We do call unto your wisdom, your internet freedom piety and your long attested dedication to the well being of your followers in your great established institution of 8chan. We earnestly do ask you to humiliate and expel the manky codger known as ratfink/vondutch(ex faggettss) from your list of 8chan operators. Do deflate him to his actual status for where he truly belongs, in a sewer, as a pathetic rat. This plonker ratfink proved to be invective and insolent to the principles you have constituted in your 8chan philosophy and abusive of the powers delegated to his poor mental capacity. A whippersnapper recidivist such as ratfink is unworthy to be a member of your vision and bestowment to the freedom of the internet and humanity.
Many wells were once poisoned by rats such as rat-fink and many great civilizations have declined as a result of unscrupulous entourage with the likes of that fink rat. We appeal to your authority and rationality to compel your justice over this trifle rat, to ensure the sustainability and improvement of your 8chan procession to a better future and a better hope without a twat fink wannabe bureauc/rat.
Yours Sincerely,
Council of The Opposition
