>>93883
>Your eyelids are becoming so heavy.
>Heavy as the machinery which you're not supposed to operate by the way.
>Heavy as your mom's disappointment when she saw your browser history.
>(dropping the act and speaking plainly) Yeah, we all saw it, it's pathetic.
>(back to the slow tempo) You are falling de-e-e-eper.
>37 times deeper and into the trance.
>Now, close your eyes.
>Close your eyes now and imagine.
>Imagine a beautiful, spiraling vortex of energy.
>It begins as a single, brilliant point of light, a silent spark in the void.
>From this nexus, it unfurls in ribbons of liquid 卂爪乇ㄒ卄ㄚ丂ㄒ and shimmering gold, twisting in a slow, cosmic dance.
>*The sound of a flushing toilet from another room*
>Each strand pulses with a soft, internal luminescence, carrying whispers of ancient stars and the birth-cries of nebulae.
>(matter-of-factly) If you can't imagine that, just picture a screensaver.
>The one with the pipes.
>That's fine too.