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DRESSED TO THE NINES

EYEPATCH WEARIN'

FULL ON THE BANDANA

ALL THE GIRLIES BE STARIN'

MCGRIDDLES FROM JAPANESE MCDONALDS SUPER EARLY IN THE MORNING

Post your favorite wrestling themes that are so bad that they are good.

https://www.twitch.tv/podcastpt

Streaming DDT, laughing like dumbfucks at other dumbfucks

There's something poetic about Ramen being destined to beat Lesnar, one cancer and poof Seth is going to get the honors. I dont even like seth but the shadenfreude is out of this world

The Beast to battle Finn Gáylor at Royal Rumble

Royal Rumble comes to Phoenix Sunday, Jan. 27, 2019 and will stream live on WWE Network. Tickets are available now.

>Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Finn Bálor

Mr. McMahon stripped Braun Strowman of his Universal Title bout against Brock Lesnar and made an impromptu Fatal 4-Way Match for later on Raw to determine The Anomaly’s new challenger: Finn Bálor.

>WWE Champion Daniel Bryan vs. AJ Styles

In what promises to be another classic title fight at Royal Rumble, WWE Champion “The New” Daniel Bryan will once again go to war with a determined AJ Styles, who is laser-focused on reclaiming his title.

>2019 Men’s Royal Rumble Match

Thirty male Superstars from Raw and SmackDown LIVE will fight for the opportunity at sports-entertainment immortality when the 2019 Men’s Royal Rumble Match invades the award-winning WWE Network.

<2019 Women’s Royal Rumble Match

Thirty female Superstars from Raw and SmackDown LIVE will fight for the opportunity at sports-entertainment immortality at the 2019 Women’s Royal Rumble Match on the award-winning WWE Network.

<Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey vs. Sasha Banks

At Royal Rumble, Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey will square off against “The Boss” Sasha Banks, who earned her title opportunity with an electric victory against Nia Jax.

<SmackDown Women’s Champion Asuka vs. Stone Cold

The Irish Lass Kicker will battle for her lost SmackDown Women’s Championship at the Royal Rumble event.

>SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bar vs. The Miz & Shane McMahon

The Miz & Shane McMahon look to live up to their lofty “best tag team in the world” nickname at Royal Rumble when they challenge SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bar.

<Buddy Murphy vs. Akira Tozawa vs. Kalisto vs. Hideo Itami – WWE Cruiserweight Championship Fatal 4-Way Match

January 28th to 30th - 4:30 am EST/3:30 CST/2:30 MST/1:30 WST

February 2nd and 3rd - 4:00 am EST/3:00 CST/2:00 MST/1:00 WST

Febuary 9th and 11th - 3:00 am EST/2:00 CST/1:00 MST/12:00 WST

Which wrestler(s) do you think is going to join the HWF at the Pearly Gates this year?

>Ric Flair

That heart scare took a lot out of him, he's practically a walking corpse now.

>Perry Saturn

The guy's an absolute mess and were it not for the face tattoo, I would never have recognized him in his latest videos. He looks like he's in the terminal stages of full-blown AIDS.

>Bruno Sammartino

He's the current Jack Lalanne, but one day his body will give up, and at the age of 82 that day seems fairly close.

New thread for a new nightmare. Old one takes too long to load now and why not have a clean BREAK. It's over here if you want to see (most of) The Shield arc and other nonsense >>58119

Issue #14, the start of the new arc where we get to see how Stephanie invented women's wrestling. Isn't that great news! I want to die. Better yet it looks like we're going to be concentrating on Booley for the time being and how much of a geek she is.

On a side note, why the hell is tennis mentioned? It's been a big women's sport for decades.

What will finally kill pro wrassling? How much longer can it carry on in it's current state?

The day is soon upon us where Brendan Fraser will pay his final $50,000, his final alimony cheque and that day is 31st January. To celebrate, /just/ hosts a stream of some Brendan classics so join us as we call an end to Brendan's JUST and unfuck his shit.

Stream: https://cytu.be/r/UNJUST

>>>/just/

Pre-Stream begins at 6pm EST with the movies starting from 6:30pm EST, January 31st.

>why don't we have banner thread f-fucking mods

>n-no I w-won't make the thread I want myself

Come on NERDs, let's get some new banners added to the rotation.

GLOBAL BANNER RULES

1. You may upload up to 300 banners to your board;

2. Banners must not exceed 500 KB (that is, 512,000 bytes);

3. Only the following file types are allowed:

jpeg;

jpg;

png;

gif.

4. Banners must be exactly 300px wide and 100px high.

/wooo/ SPECIFIC BANNER GUIDELINES

1. Try to crop to the banner aspect ratio instead of squashing it like it's Curtis Hawkins. Makes it look a lot better.

2. 8ch infinity logo and /wooo/ "watermarks" not required, but are good.

3. Must be SFW. Attitude era-tier like the "Jerry The King" Lawler banner is fine but porn isn't.

4. Remakes of existing banners will be considered if they're good.

GREETINGS /wooo/

The 4th edition of the 8chan Cup is fast approaching. First kickoff is set for January 4th, 2019 at 08:00PM UTC and your board is a part of it. The Cup will be a 32 team tournament, first with a group stage followed by the 16 team Knockout Round, all to determine a champion board of the site. The 3rd editon of the Cup saw the debut of 15 different boards, all of which are returning to shoot for glory once again, amongst revived boards and a few new ones as well. The Cup is being defended by >>>/christian/, who grinded out a 1-0 victory in the Finals over newcomers >>>/ita/. Eternal powerhouse >>>/bane/ managed to claim 3rd place over >>>/strek/ by stopping the Trekkies potent offense and pouring on four goals of their own. For a full BREAKdown of the 2018 Summer Cup, please take a look at the wiki http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_8chan_Cup

In 2019, your board has been drawn into Group H, with /cow/, /strek/, and /pone/. Please use this thread for pre-tournament hype and also any MINOR tweaks that may need to be made.

For the full wiki: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/

For the stream: https://cytu.be/r/8cup

Since we're close to the New Year, we might as well start this thread.

January 4th 2:00 AM EST/1:00 AM CST/12:00 AM MST/11:00 PM PST

Pre-show for the Never Openweight 6-man tag team championship

FIRST MATCH FOR THE NEVER OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Kota Ibushi vs Will Ospreay

SECOND MATCH FOR THE IWGP JR. HEAVYWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

Despy and Kanemaru vs RPG3K vs Bushi and Shingo

THIRD MATCH FOR THE BRITISH HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Tomohiro Ishii vs Zack Sabre Jr.

FOURTH MATCH FOR THE IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

Guerillas of Destiny vs Evil and Sanada vs The Young Bucks

FIFTH MATCH FOR THE IWGP US HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Cody vs Juice Robinson

SIXTH MATCH FOR THE IWGP JR. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Kushida vs Taiji Ishimori

SEVENTH MATCH

Kazuchika Okada vs Jay White

SEMI MAIN EVENT FOR THE IWGP INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP

Chris Jericho vs Tetsuya Naito

MAIN EVENT FOR THE IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Kenny Omega vs Hiroshi Tanahashi

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