/wooo/ - Pro Wrestling

>>137132

>An actual schedule for wrestling shows other than WWE or New Japan

Can we do that more often, please ?

>>137137

>Tranny wrestling

For fuck's sake, tell me it's not real

>>137134

great looking card, gonna have to actually check this one out

>>137138

>Uncanny Attractions Presents: DRAGS AND DROPKICKS

>Welcome back to the UnCanny Attractions show. Dive into the rabbit hole at the event that has been dubbed the Alice in Wonderland of wrestling. Much like Alice, you'll go mad watching our hard hitting wrestlers, of all kinds, battling it out.

>We’ve also just added the Goddess Madam Vivien V to help stir the tea!

>Featuring DJ Dropkat

>::::::: CONSENT POLICY :::::::

>Behave with beauty, connect with intention. We are obsessed with Consent. Always ASK before touching anyone at our events. If someone is violating your boundaries or harassing you, please speak to staff or security. We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment. If you feel something, say something, and we will help. Questions about consent at House of Yes? Let us know: consent@houseofyes.org.

>::::::: COMMUNITY & ACCESSIBILITY :::::::

>This is a space for everyone to feel welcome. Racism, sexism, ableism, ageism, homophobia, transphobia, or any other form of discrimination will not be tolerated. All restrooms are gender inclusive. Everyone is free to use the restroom that best fits their gender identity or expression. All entrances and spaces within the venue are single-level. Strobe lights are used during performances and parties.

>>137139

last years was pretty weird since the entire show was submission only no pinfalls with no ropes, which sounds cool in concept but actually means that there's no easy drama from the pinfalls, and the movement for everyone was weird since you can't run the ropes. For suzuki and riddle it wasn't a problem and they had a great fucking match but for the more green guys it was hard for them to adapt.

>>137141

How can such a PC wrestling promotions even exist? tumblr: the promotion

>>137143

It's fucking new york what do you expect

>>137201

What if there is just one washroom

<with a whiteboard that lets you write your preference down before you go

>>137201

>>137141

I identity as a paygoddess. Everyone must pay me $100 to shit in my presence, otherwise go use another restroom that has to be a minimum of 1000 miles away.

What? You don't want to? Like omg, stop oppressing me you shitlord bigot.

>>137514

>I wouldn't care

<blogposts about how much he does care

>wrestling may be fake but getting worked is real

>>137549

Lmao fucked up the copy paste goddamn oh well

And that's Thursday, I will do friday tomorrow night and saturday (plus some or the ones I missed) sometime before I leave for nyc

I LOVE WATCHING OILED-UP NEAR-NAKED MEN HUGGING EACH OTHER…

.

>>137555

>Steiner

>Swoggle

>in a match

Did someone actually have a successful Aztec-like sacrifice to the wrestling gods to have this match become a reality?!

>>137514

Is this dude a poo poo eating faggot?

Alright here come the Friday cards!

>>137580

I don't really watch NXT so I don't. But even so it still likely can be the best show of the week.

>NXT championship

Read that Ciampa got injured and had to vacate the title so we have Gargano vs Cole for the title, kinda feels like a midcardish match. Gargano is already on the main roster so Cole probably is winning this one.

>Women's title

Another 4 way, feel like Io could win because Shayna and Kairi seem long overdue for a main roster debut and Belair still seems learning.

>NA Championship

Dream vs Riddle, well I still don't get the hype around Riddle, seems like Zack Ryder 2.0. Dream should put up a good show.

>NXT tag titles

War Raiders vs Black and Ricochet should be good, maybe even a show stealer.

>UK Championship with Dunne still as the champ

meh

>>137588

>cortez castro on the card

>they have a dude named mecha wolf

pretty much every show other than wrestlemania seems to be shaping up great

Be thee cleansed of BULLSHIT.

>>137592

He changes his last name to the name of every promotion he's in. So johnny imapct and johnny blackcraft

Okay saturday shows now!

>>137616

Also that clusterfuck list is not final could be upwards of like 60 entrants or something

>>137614

>Hart Foundation

>No Owen

>No Pillman

>No Bulldog

It's shit, Maggle

>>137549

It's on now

>>137134

Starting soon

>>137662

>>>/a/915490

>>>/animu/94465

>>137682

I forgot this one

>>>/tg/414289

>>137134

Show of the fucking year holy shit

>>137553

This was a very meh show. Most of the matches themselves were ok but they were brought down by some really poor camera work and awful sound issues especially in the opening hour.

>>137689

That's fucking indie shows for you. Kevin dunn is shit but basically every other wrestling production company is somehow even worse technically

>>137552

That Bandido and Ospreay match was damn good, Bandido looked strong and both got away from it looking like good babyfaces.

>>137688

Really that good? I wanted ti watch it but it was too late for me.

>>137692

Take some time and watch it, the only bad match was frank mir vs dan severn everything else was a fucking blowaway.

>>137694

Well not sure where to see it now, can't find a link online.

>>137651

Other than G1 Supercard not too many interesting shows for me. That tranny wrestling show starts one hour before G1 Supercard but I won't watch that.

>>137662

>No one invited /pol/

Maybe it's for the best, that place has been a shitfest for a long time now

>>137759

They'd kill themselves over SJWWE and that womyns are main eventing, they wouldn't enjoy it anyway.

>>137662

>>137682

>>137683

bump up these threads for G1 Supercard later on tonight

Teddy Hart's Reading Rainbow at GCW Presents Orange Cassidy is Doing Something or Whatever Who Knows???? is the greatest thing I've seen. And I've just missed him moonsaulting with his cat while typing this post. FUck me.

Found this on the other /wooo/ about how awful Blackcraft wrestling was.

>TheGameKeeper !I9Y5mSbZos - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 10:03:05 EST

>It's really, truly hard to put into words how bad the show was. I'm not exaggerating when I say it was as bad as Heroes of Wrestling. Their last two shows were pretty good, so I have no idea what happened here. I'll try to sum everything up, so sorry if the post gets long.

>show started with 20 minutes of the commentators talking over the show graphic, not realizing their mics were hot

>camera work is so bad that the the HARD CAM won't stop moving and the floor cam keeps going out of focus

>actual show started with Doug Bradley from Hellraiser crucifying a fan (actually set high hopes tbh)

>first match is G-Raver vs. Shlak (who replaced Jimmy Havoc, who had blood posioning?)in a Devil's Den Match where the ropes are chains with fish hooks

>no fish hooks get used and the match is over without any bloodshed

>they then play a hype package for Matthew Justice vs. Gangrel followed up by oVe coming out for their match

>5-team match featuring oVe and Andy Williams ends when they all disappear and two black guys win

>Commentary says "WOW WE'RE CALLED BLACKCRAFT AND NOW WE HAVE BLACK CHAMPS"

>Matt Justice vs. Gangrel finally happens and its whatever

>Kimber Lee is a last minute replacement for someone in a tag match and is promptly jobbed to a literally who OC do not steal tag team

>Simon Gotch beats Penta in like 5 minutes

>6 man scramble #1 contenders match features Fenix in a hoodie, Teddy Hart, Matt Cross and others in a battle for who could care less

>Teddy Harts wins as if he's ever gonna come back to this promotion

>Masato Tanaka and Chris Dickinson actually have a good match where they try way too hard on a show that's not worth it

And this is where things truly go from bad to absolutely abysmal

>Saraya Knight and Maria Manic fight in the crowd with weapons before the bell rings for their match

>Knight just rolls into the ring and wins by countout in the first 10 SECONDS OF THE MATCH

>Despite the hype of a big battle royal, they're now announcing it's main event time: Johnny Blackcraft (Morrison) vs. David Starr for the title

>Blackcraft wins in about 15 seconds

>Doug Bradley comes out to tell Johnny that he sucks for some reason before Matt Justice comes out and slits Doug Bradley's throat

>Doug Bradley squirts fake blood all over a bunch pissed off fans

>Despite committing actual murder, Justice somehow has the authority now to make matches

>Beats Johnny for the title in about 10 seconds

But wait, with only 20 minutes left until they're kicked out of the venue, it's battle royal time!!

>Fans are aggravating, and many left during the title match "main event"

>suddenly all of these goobers start filing into the ring

>people like Swoggle, Rory Gulak, Arik Cannon and many others are there for some reason but leave immediately

>the house lights come on because the venue wants everyone tf out

>some dude named Zicky Dice gets the win

>>137952

I can't bolieve Bret Hart is dead.

>>138475

FUCK WHITEY

https://twitter.com/JakeIsntJacob/status/1114689327605460992?s=20

YAAAS SLAAAY! QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

CONTINUING ON WITH THE G1 SUPERCARD THREAD

Goddamn, what a fucking boring ladder match

GUYS HERE G1

MATT TAVEN KILLED THE OLD THREAD

>this music

>>138498

I like it

>>138500

Nah dude. Jay White needs more menacing music, as a legit threat.

RANDY SAVAGE?

that okada pop

>>138499

>I'm angry

>angry at ROH

GOATKADA

>>138497

This is all your fault Nash, this is what you get for treating the WCW Cruiserweights like shit: THEY TOOK OVER

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

More like Gay White

Jay White is literally edgy.What a lame gimmick.

>>138510

I wouldn't say it's lame, it just doesn't work well with his goofy looking face.

so is the white palette his main event gear? or is it just the player 2 color

Based Jay making BC heel even in USA

>>138512

White fits his character better than edgy black.

>>138514

based

>>138512

His new threads since WK13

>>138512

it works in ring

Is stream shitting itself for anyone else?

>>138519

He knows he is jobbin

>>138520

http://loangovernment.com/report/result.php?file11=

Here's a better link if yours continues fucking up

>>138522

kiwis aren't white?

>>138522

He's a goofy looking fucker, but he looks more like a wrestler than ZSJ

>>138525

Yeah, he actually has muscles.

>>138523

Did you fuck up the link or are you telling me to get better internet?

>>138527

Wait, hold on…

http://watchwrestling.in/watch-njpw-g1-supercard-2019-new-york-madison-square-garden-4-6-19/

Use link 2

>>138530

>Big Blue: God I wish that were me

>>138529

>nip stream decides to work just as I open it

sasuga

This has been pretty one sided. I'm hoping the pace picks up and Okada gets a chance to do something.

>>138535

This usually happens in matches dude

>those fucking dodges

wew

>forcing big pink to move

>>138538

It's like forcing a neutron star to shift positions. Impressive.

jay's power moves are so good

>>138538

Nips are used to dealing with whales.

>>138541

kek

>can't even get punched properly

>20 mins

wat

Slow match so far

>>138548

>>138549

Are they going for a 40min one

>>138550

probably for some reason

>>138551

This the kenny vs okada 4 match we never got. Or could have if kenny remained

>>138551

>>138550

I suppose it's to get a good match out of White and not admit he's not that great of a wrestler

oh hey lij friend, guess what else was slow?

I'm just messing btw

damn kickout

>>138554

it do be

>>138555

>Beat me to it

JUST FLOP YOUR BODY OVER JAY

>>138555

There's another Fire Pro Wrestling joke I'm missing here

>>138561

Cirno is more Main Event material than White

>>138563

>2nd

There were at least 3 before, all in the same match.

BITCHBLADE BTFO

OKADA ALWAYS WINS BABY

HE DIDN'T JOB!

GOATKADA BACK

3

CHINESE DANZIG IS DEAD

>>138566

im not a lolicon no

in this house we appreciate milfs and only milfs

OKADA = GOD

:^( Poor Jay and Rin

Yep, this was supposed to be the match Okada got his revenge on Kenny

>>138572

>he doesn't know

anyways if there was any match for Jay to be good at, this was the one. nice job dude

>>138574

i cant wait to shove this in rin's face at every opportunity. gotta rub salt in the wound

5 TIME 5 TIME IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

So Jay just won the title off Tana to prevent another Okada vs Tana match

>cut off

>>138587

guess we wait for post match interviews?

>>138580

>>138581

Technically they're similar, but different.

MILF implies they're a mother, but an ara doesn't have to be a mother.

>>138585

Meh, I would have rather Okada vs Tana but they are friends now so can't have that huh?

Hope Naito finally beats Okarder and gets his WK main event win!

>>138583

At least the matches most of us actually cared about were great, but all the shit we didn't care about was really, REALLY shitty.

>>138591

Yeah, but I'd rather Jay White win the cup than have Tana have at least one defense. Win win for both guys

>>138585

it was to have a gaijin vs jap match at MSG

>>138594

Yeah that too, but I guess they wanted that shock Jay win in New Beginning

>>138596

That was fun for the most part, see you tomorrow for fags tomorrow for the homo holocaust match.

>>138593

NJPW matches were good (minus Zack), but the problem is that they were very few and got stuck in between an unhealthy amount of ROH's bullshit

Ring of Honor dragged this show down, so what was supposed to be an historical moment for New Japan got shafted by ROH's smark-y nightmare-inducing booking

See you all tomorrow if I'm not celebrating my niece's birthday.

>>138589

>no NJPW fucked NJPW

love it or hate it NJPW knew what they were getting into bed with.

Thank you everyone for coming. Might not be in the mania thread since I have zero interest in that, but I hope you enjoy your weekend.

Reminder that Joey Janela's Spring BREAK Night 2 is starting any minute now

>>137780

I didn't even think this was Charlotte at first. I thought it was some tranny in the audience.

Bitch looks like a dude in makeup.

>>138617

ah shit davey boy DELETED the tweet because thats not the real mugshot apparently

>>138622

Gave mine here >>138600

All of the NJPW matches delivered but the RoH shows had a bad aftertaste that bogged down the show. It was good to see that american fans can get behind people like naito and okada.

The Greatest Clusterfuck is already better than the NJPW show.

>Kikutaro spot

>Swoggle eliminted Joey Ryan by grabbing Ryan's dick and throwing him over the top rope.

Already better than NJPW

guy who apparently attacked Bret

>>138633

>Green hair

So was it really antifa? lol, looks like a punk, why did he even do it?

>>138636

Is there anywhere I can watch the DDT show? I've been wanting to watch anything from the promotion for ages.

>>138635

And apparently it was all a work done by ROH, and they forgot to tell G.O.D, The Briscoes and everyone else about it, no wonder why Tama Tonga was pissed

>>138645

Probably the only reason it sold out in the first place was because of Elitefags who expected Elite guys to be at the show, possibly with Kenny Omega main eventing as the IWGP Heavyweight champion. On their own, ROH and NJPW can't sell it out, ROH is too shit and NJPW still has a lot of work to do especially since Elite guys left, the people they built the whole western expansion around, reminder that the G1 Dallas show only sold like 2000 tickets till now. Okada/Omega likely could sell it out but that seems unlikely any time soon, don't really think Ibushi/Omega can do it. Okada definitely looks like the japanese guy that is most over in USA though. Oh and another ROH/NJPW co-show like this won't sell out the show either.

G1 was half good half bad

White okada was honestly just OK, nowhere near the level it needed to be at to main event this show. Ospreay cobb, jr title, naito vs ibushi, PCO, and parts of the ladder match were all great but everything went WAY too long and the ROH crap sucked balls. If the main event was better I'd say it was still a great show but as of now it was just okay

>>138646

>okada just okay

I honestly think giving it less then 4 stars would be wrong, that's better then okay. I think you could make an arguement that the okada match and the ibushi match add together to about 9 stars depending on which one you preferred.

>>138657

I love sending loser pothead leftists to prison to be royally situated with life's full experience.

WM thread full, continue here?

>>139393

nvm

>>139392

>>140057

twitter link

https://twitter.com/iAmMad__sen

>>140058

Huh, not coming out right. There's supposed to be 6 underscores: _

>>140057

>Dyed hair

>Rastafarian hat

>Being a degenerate on social media

He must be antifa. I think he was trying to false flag to blame the attack on "alt-right gabergoobers". Of course, he fucking did it poorly, cause he's a fucking antifa retard.

>>140063

Looks more like your usual schizophrenic retard who thinks they're more important than they are, and wanted him in the main event of Wrestlemania even though he's only an amateur MMA fighter.

The guy's tweets and pictures scream dude who would end up doing something bad, and here we go.

>>140241

See >>137763

>>140346

Actually it was exactly 1min long