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ALL IN SOLD OUT

https://www.f4wonline.com/other-wrestling/all-tickets-sell-out-almost-immediately-after-going-sale-257626

Yeah sure it's a week early, but I'm excited for the flippy shit tournament of the year and you should be too. Mostly good shit this time around although the prevalence of VOD shows does not give me hope for good quality video. Ishimori is probably winning? Maybe ospreay just to really push him to the moon. Ishimori is getting a pin on ospreay in the opening night for sure too. Also

>putting Hiromu Dragon Lee on VOD

>block finals and tourney finals are in kouraken

Jesus gedo get your shit togehter.

BLOCK MEMBERS

BLOCK A: Will Ospreay (IWGP junior heavyweight champion), Taiji Ishimori, Flip Gordon, ACH, YOH, Bushi, Tiger Mask, and Yoshinobu Kanemaru

BLOCK B: KUSHIDA, Hiromu Takahashi, Marty Scurll, Dragon Lee, Ryusuke Taguchi, Sho Tanaka, El Desperado, and Chris Sabin.

DATES

May 18th (Korakuen Hall, 5:30 am Eastern)

>Will Ospreay vs. Taiji Ishimori

>Bushi vs. YOH

>ACH vs. Flip Gordon

>Yoshinobu Kanemaru vs. Tiger Mask

May 19th(Korakuen Hall, 5:30 am)

>Hiromu Takahashi vs. Marty Scurll

>KUSHIDA vs. Chris Sabin

>El Desperado vs. Ryusuke Taguchi

>Sho Tanaka vs. Dragon Lee

May 20th (Shizuoka, VOD)

>Will Ospreay vs. ACH

>Taiji Ishimori vs. Bushi

>Yoshinobu Kanemaru vs. Flip Gordon

>YOH vs. Tiger Mask

May 22nd (Korakuen Hall, 5:30 am)

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Another Lifeless RAW Edition

The Monster Among Men faces The Snorious One

> As Bobby Roode learned when he absorbed an unexpected beatdown from Braun Strowman this past Monday night, it will be every man for himself in the Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match, where eight Superstars from Raw and SmackDown LIVE collide for a chance to earn a World Championship opportunity at the time and place of their choosing.

>But that’s WWE Money in the Bank. Monday on Raw, The Glorious One will stand across the ring from the goliath who calls himself “Monster Money in the Bank.” Who came up with that, jesus christ Can Roode leave Houston unscathed?

Former Universal Champions lock up

> Speaking of the Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match, two other competitors in that high-stakes contest will be in action when Finn "Just happy to be here" Bálor takes on Kevin Owens.

>Owens inserted himself into this past Monday’s match pitting Bálor against Braun Strowman, and WWE’s first Universal Champion seemed primed to defeat The Monster Among Men until KO intervened and caused a disqualification. Retribution will surely be on the Irishman’s mind when he squares off against his bitter foe on Raw.

Natalya stands up to Nia Jax

>This past Monday night, Raw Women’s Champion Nia Jax toyed with a local competitor to show Ronda Rousey the torment that awaits her in their title bout at WWE Money in the Bank, and when The Baddest Woman on the Planet confronted The Irresistible Force, Jax simply laughed in Rousey’s face and walked away — clearly unconvinced that the UFC veteran represents a true challenge in a WWE ring.

>After witnessing Nia’s disrespect toward her longtime friend and training partner, Natalya will lock up with the cocky champion on Raw in Houston.

Alexa was right

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A.k.a. the third hour of smackdown.

NO MORE ELVES

THE SCOIATEL HAVE BEEN ROUTED

>cucked by mixed match challenge

>top talent #1 left the company over Enzo's push

>top talent #2 and biggest draw for the show is allegedly a rapist and got removed within a day

>only just now getting a GM

Is the loserweight division doomed?

Saudis triggered after images of "scantily clad" womyns wrestlers appears on big screen during WWE event

WWE apologizes for gaff

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5669323/Apology-indecent-images-women-shown-Saudi-Arabia-wrestling-event.html

http://archive.is/hL4eB

Wew, lads… someone's gonna get stoned for this one.

>Get ready for something

>That you've never known

You've never seen anything like this before, and when you do it'll be a complete surprise to you

>You won't see it coming

>But I promise you'll know

Basically, you don't know yet but you WILL know if you're unfortunate enough to encounter him.

Even when I was 9 that's how I took his lyrics to mean. If anything the stupidest part is the "won't see it coming" line. Yeah, because no-one can see a 7ft 500lb bald dude in a loin cloth hurtling towards them.

Bingo Halls Edition

Daniel Bryan and Samoa Joe to clash for final spot in Money in the Bank Ladder Match

> After defeating Jeff Hardy last Tuesday, Daniel Bryan has earned the right to face longtime rival Samoa Joe in a battle for the final place in the Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match.

>The two engaged in countless hard-hitting battles on the independent circuit that became the stuff of legend during their tumultuous history that spans longer than a decade-and-a-half. However, The Beard and The Samoan Submission Machine eventually went on divergent career paths, with fans hoping they would once again cross paths inside the ring. When Joe joined WWE and signed with NXT in 2015, the door opened for his rivalry with Bryan to be renewed. However, it seemed to be shut forever when Bryan announced his retirement from competition in Feb. 2016.

>But with Bryan returning to full-time competition this spring and Samoa Joe arriving to Team Blue in the Superstar Shake-up, this rivalry will no longer be a dream. Joe seemed eager to remind Bryan of the punishment that awaits him after Bryan’s victory over Hardy. How will the leader of The “Yes!” Movement counter Joe’s relentless offense?

>What will happen when these longtime adversaries clash once again in a dream match the WWE Universe has been waiting for? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

The New Day battle The Miz & The Bar in Six-Man Tag Team action

> After a controversial ending to last week’s match between Big E and The Miz, The New Day will square off with The A-Lister and The Bar on SmackDown LIVE.

>Big E had The Awesome One on the ropes last Tuesday until Sheamus and Cesaro made their presence felt, brawling with Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods, and the distraction allowed The Miz to steal the victory.

>Will The New Day get payback, or will The Miz and The Bar once again have the upper hand?

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Second Chance Edition

> After failing to qualify for the Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match in their first attempts, seven Superstars will clash in a Last Chance Women’s Money in the Bank Qualifying Gauntlet Match to attain the final Raw spot in the harrowing Ladder Match on Sunday, June 17.

>The match will start with two Superstars in the ring, and a new Superstar will enter the bout whenever a competitor is defeated. The winner will be the last woman standing after all seven Superstars have entered the fray.

>With all three members of The riotttttttttt Squad in this match, plus warring former best friends Booley and Sasha Banks, sparks are sure to fly. But don’t count out the veteran tenacity of Mickie James or the powerhouse offense of Dana Brooke.

>With a “Money” opportunity on the line, these seven Superstars are sure to leave it all in the ring. Who will be the last woman standing? Tune in to Raw, live at 8/7 C on USA Network, to find out.

The Kingslayer defends his title against The Modern Day Maharaja

> Intercontinental Champion Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns might have defeated Jinder Mahal and Kevin Owens this past Monday night on Raw, but they hardly looked like victors when the dust settled. Following the match, The Modern Day Maharaja lashed out with a steel chair barrage that felled both Shield brothers.

>In the wake of that ferocious beatdown, The [LOUD BOOING] will have an opportunity for retribution when he meets Mahal one-on-one at WWE Money in the Bank. However, Rollins — ever the fighting champion — will be first to battle Mahal when he defends his workhorse title against the former WWE Champion this coming Monday night on Raw.

>Can The Architect continue to build his legacy as one of the most impressive titleholders in recent history, or will Mahal carry the Intercontinental Championship to WWE Money in the Bank? To find out, tune in to Raw, live at 8/7 C on USA Network.

How will Nia Jax respond to Ronda Rousey’s threat?

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Make Steiner constantly censored on broadcast and have a censor button on any mic that he holds so he could have a bleep while just being himself and still playing by PG rules.

It brought us The Shield and BO DALLAS, so there must be something good here. R-right?

Latest show:

NXT results, June 28, 2017: Mayhem reigns in historic Last Woman Standing Match

NXT Women’s Champion Asuka and SAnitY’s Nikki Cross tore a warpath through Full Sail University, dueling over The Empress of Tomorrow’s title in NXT’s first-ever Last Woman Standing Match.

<The Velveteen Dream def. HoHo Lun

>Hideo Itami def. Oney Lorcan

>NXT Women’s Champion Asuka def. Nikki Cross in a Last Woman Standing Match

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BO!!!

SmackDown LIVE preview, May 22, 2018: Bryan and Hardy clash in a battle with Money in the Bank implications

Big Cass suffered an injury during a WWE Live Event in Munich, Germany over the weekend, leading to SmackDown LIVE General Manager Paige announcing a huge change to Money in the Bank qualification. Tomorrow night, Daniel Bryan will face United States Champion Jeff Hardy one-on-one. The winner of that battle will advance to face Samoa Joe next Tuesday in a Men's Money in the Bank Qualifying Match. Who will get a second chance at a spot in the career-altering Money in the Bank Ladder Match? Find out tomorrow night on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>Daniel Bryan and Jeff Hardy to battle in a match with WWE Money in the Bank implications tonight on SmackDown LIVE

SmackDown LIVE General Manager Paige has revealed that Big Cass is not cleared to compete after suffering an injury, which has led to a second chance at Money in the Bank qualification for two popular Superstars.

The winner will face @SamoaJoe NEXT WEEK for an opportunity to qualify and enter the Men’s #MITB Ladder Match.

United States Champion Jeff Hardy came up short in the first of Team Blue’s qualifying matches against The Miz, while Daniel Bryan was defeated by Rusev in another qualifier. The winner of Bryan vs. Hardy will take on Samoa Joe during the May 29 edition of SmackDown in a battle for the final spot in the Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match.

Who will get a second opportunity to qualify for Money in the Bank: Jeff Hardy or Daniel Bryan? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>The New Day to join The Miz on “Miz TV” during SmackDown LIVE

The New Day emerged victorious over The Bar last Tuesday in a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match, which left the WWE Universe wondering one thing: Which member of the pancake-devouring trio will enter the melee on June 17 in Chicago?

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>wwe will put out of business all the "cool indies" in your lifetime causing the biggest smark asspain ever created

Alternate title: THE FAMILY COMMUNITY

WWE Raw preview, May 21, 2018: Sami Zayn invites Bobby Lashley's sisters to Raw

According to Sami Zayn, Bobby Lashley hasn’t been truthful about his past, and to expose the powerhouse to the WWE Universe, he’s inviting Lashley’s three older sisters to Monday Night Raw in Albany, N.Y.

>How will Sami Zayn “expose” Bobby Lashley?

In a sit-down interview with Renee Young on the May 7 edition of Raw, Bobby Lashley revealed that his positive outlook and unmatched athleticism are owed largely to being raised alongside three unique older sisters, who remain a large part of his life today.

However, Sami Zayn — who sustained “vertigo” as a result of Lashley’s signature stalling suplex — claims that there are details surrounding Lashley’s past that the former ECW Champion has chosen to omit.

Zayn revealed this past Monday night that he’s reached out to Lashley’s sisters via Facebook and that his true story is far different from what we’ve been told. The outspoken Superstar has invited Lashley’s sisters to Raw in Albany, N.Y., so we can learn all about the “real” Bobby Lashley. What exactly does Zayn have planned?

>Will The [LOUD BOOING]’s rampage continue?

This past Monday night on Raw, Roman Reigns got some much-needed payback against Jinder Mahal — who cost The [LOUD BOOING] a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match — by pummeling The Modern Day Maharaja and then Spearing him through a wall.

The attack prevented Mahal from competing in the night’s Money in the Bank Qualifying Match main event — a bout won by his replacement, Kevin Owens.

Will we see another brutal confrontation between Reigns and Mahal this Monday night?

<Which Raw Superstars will join the Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match?

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