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After 1-2 two years of WYMUYNZ REVLUCION hype, let's see what happened:

>They're still piss BREAKs.

>Most of them are still bad at wrestling and promos

>God-awful booking and terrible storylines

>Little or no screen time

>Crowd shows little or no interest in the matches

>Titles passed around like a hot potato in undeserving runs and feuds no one wanted (Botcha and Charlotte)

>Most of the top wrestlers are still sleeping with or marrying other male wrestlers and WWE employees to keep their jobs like Maryse, Rosa, Michelle, & the Bellas (e.g. Naomi)

<Or use their family or famous relatives to go somewhere (Nia, Charlotte, Botcha)

>Good and even mediocre ones get buried hard by the infamous shovel

>They tried the "sex sells" shit with Emmalina, and it failed hard

>Feuds are a joke

Some revolution alright. How much longer is it gonna take for people to realize it's a joke? How do you actually improve it?

>New contract for Brock that will allow him to fight in both UFC and WWE

>Bork is staying

>Universal title will be defended once in a blue moon again

>Another fucking year of building up Poochie vs Bork

>Another fucking year of talent being fed up to Ramen

>Another fucking year of Brock doing fuck-all

>Another fucking year of pretending [LOUD BOOING] is over with the crowd

https://www.sbnation.com/2018/4/9/17217226/brock-lesnar-re-signs-wwe-ufc-wrestlemania

FUCK THIS COMPANY

We got a shitton of shows from now unitll may and a LOT of the house shows have title matches on them.

On April 23rd we got a IWGP Jr tag belt match with hiromu and BUSHI vs Desperado and Kanemaru. I expect Hiromu and bushi to win so they have the belts going into BOTSJ.

April 24th is the IWGP US title match between Finlay and Huwite. If they're last singles match is anything to go by this match is gonna be sick.

April 27th is our last big house show with the NEVER title on the line between Goto and JEWS. No idea what's gonna happen in this match but it isn't main eventing which is super lame

First big show is WRESTLING HI NO KUNI on April 29th which has Evil and Sanada VS KES for the tag titles and Suzuki vs naito as the main event for the IC belt

Next is WRESTLING DONTAKU on May 3rd and 4th. They're really pushing for dontaku to be a huge show with 2 days and a tanahashi okada match on the books for night 2 as well as ospreay kushida that same night. Night 1 is headlined by the bullet club civil war which should be cool too.

All in all a fun month ahead which should lead into an exciting Best Of the Super Juniors.

5 autismS AND A POTATO EDITION

>Shinsuke Nakamura demands a public apology from AJ Styles

The WWE Championship Match at the Greatest Royal Rumble event ended in shocking fashion when both competitors were counted out by the official while brawling around the ringside area. That didn’t stop The Phenomenal One from unleashing his rage on The Artist, pummeling him with a steel chair and a Phenomenal Forearm on the arena floor. Though they’re facing off again for the title this Sunday at WWE Backlash, Nakamura is demanding a public apology from the champion for his actions in Saudi Arabia. Will The Artist get his wish? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

<Jeff Hardy to appear on “Miz TV”

United States Champion Jeff Hardy left Saudi Arabia still the United States Champion after a successful defense of his title against Raw’s Jinder Mahal, despite the meddling of Sunil Singh. The Charismatic Enigma can now turn his focus to Team Blue and the Superstars ready to try and take his star-spangled title.

But before Hardy gets back in the ring, he’ll have to face the hard-hitting questions of WWE’s A-Lister on “Miz TV.” How will The Miz try and throw Jeff Hardy off his game? Will the United States Champion be ready for whatever The Awesome One has planned?

>Charlotte Flair and Carmella lead trios in Six-Woman Tag Team action

The intensity in the SmackDown Women’s division is heating up as Charlotte Flair prepares to challenge SmackDown Women’s Champion Carmella this Sunday at WWE Backlash. However, the two rivals aren’t waiting until Sunday to get into the ring. Both The Queen and The Princess of Staten Island will take part in a Six-Woman Tag Team Match tonight on SmackDown LIVE.

Will Flair, Asuka & Becky Lynch reign supreme, or will the trio of Carmella & The IIconics show them what the future of Team Blue looks like?

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WWE Raw preview, April 30, 2018: What's next for Braun Strowman after monumental Greatest Royal Rumble Match win?

The Monster Among Men overcame 49 other combatants to win the first-ever 50-Man Royal Rumble Match last night at the Greatest Royal Rumble event in Saudi Arabia. Who will be next to face the wrath of The Monster Among Men following that historic win? We’ll find out on Raw!

>Monster Among 49 Men makes history

Braun Strowman stood tall in the aftermath of the first-ever 50-Man Greatest Royal Rumble Match in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, winning the historic bout in front of a sold-out crowd at the King Abdullah Sports City Stadium.

After conquering 49 other Superstars and WWE Legends, The Monster Among Men brings his Greatest Royal Rumble Championship and trophy to Raw. Who or what will Strowman destroy next after this monumental victory?

>Brock Lesnar bests Roman Reigns in controversial Steel Cage Match

Jeddah, Saudi Arabia became Suplex City at the Greatest Royal Rumble event, but despite The Beast Incarnate’s dominant showing against The [LOUD BOOING], his victory in the night’s Steel Cage Match came with no small amount of controversy.

When Reigns Speared Lesnar through the Steel Cage wall, it was The Beast who technically hit the ground — and therefore escaped the structure — first. As such, Lesnar was declared the winner and Reigns was, once again, turned back by The Conqueror.

However, that’s all in the past for Reigns, who needs to look ahead to his impending one-on-one battle with Samoa Joe next Sunday at WWE Backlash. How will he bounce back from his painful defeat and prepare for The Samoan Submission Machine?

>The Era of Wokenness begins

Friday night at the Greatest Royal Rumble event, “Woken” Matt Hardy & Bray Wyatt completed their “Expedition of Gold” by defeating Cesaro & Sheamus to procure the Raw Tag Team Championship.

Now, they bring their titles to Raw, live iPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

FUCK THE WYMYNS EDITION

The full Greatest Royal Rumble event match card is as follows:

The First-Ever 50-Man Greatest Royal Rumble Match

ALL FOR A SHITTY SWORD TROPHY

>Universal Championship Steel Cage Match

<Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns

Vince is smart, coronating Ramen in Saudi where they'll actually cheer him.

>John Cena vs. Triple H

<Casket Match

>The Undertaker vs. Rusev

RUSEVLOSESLOL

<WWE Championship Match

>AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nutamura

<United States Championship Match

>Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Jinder Mahal

>Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match

<Seth Rollins (c) vs. Finn Bálor vs. The Miz vs. Samoa Joe

Finn will get stoned for wearing his homo gear

>Raw Tag Team Championship Match

<"FUNNY LAUGH MAN” Matt Hardy & Bray Wyatt vs. Cesaro & Sheamus

>SmackDown Tag Team Championship Match

<The Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. The Usos

>WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match

<Cedric Alexander (c) vs. Kal "Bushi" isto

Why can't we have an AJ vs Rusev feud for the title? Nakamura is a boring cunt.

why is he getting buried, figuratively and now literally? is Vince really that salty he asked to be released?

Your precious indies are going bye bye.

SmackDown LIVE preview, April 24, 2018: Daniel Bryan meets The A-Lister on “Miz TV”

During last week’s Superstar Shake-up, it was revealed that The Miz was being acquired by SmackDown LIVE at the request of Daniel Bryan. There is no love lost between the two Superstars, who have a tense history going back to Season 1 of NXT in 2010. The rivals will come face-to-face on SmackDown LIVE, as The A-Lister makes his Team Blue premiere by hosting the leader of The “Yes!” Movement on “Miz TV.” What will happen when these longtime rivals meet? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>Daniel Bryan to appear on “Miz TV”

Last week, The Miz received the news that he would be heading to SmackDown LIVE in the 2018 Superstar Shake-up. Under normal circumstances, that probably would have been good news. Unfortunately for The Awesome One, his return to Team Blue was requested by Daniel Bryan. There is a long history between the two, dating back to Season 1 of NXT in 2010, but the bad blood in recent years can be traced back to The A-Lister’s first turn on SmackDown LIVE.

Then the brand’s General Manager, Bryan was very critical of The Miz’s in-ring style and minced no words when expressing those views to Miz’s face on WWE Talking Smack. Bryan’s criticism sent The Awesome One flying off the handle in a rant about Bryan and his retirement that left Bryan so furious that he walked off the show. The Miz took things even further, mocking Bryan during his matches by using The Beard’s trademark kicks.

A lot has transpired since then, the biggest change being that Bryan is back in the ring as a full-time Superstar, and he’s apparently had enough of The Miz’s mockery. What will happen when these rivals come face to face?

>Jimmy Uso takes on Rowan of The Bludgeon Brothers

Last week, the rivalry between The Usos and SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bludgeon Brothers became extremely personal when Naomi rushed to ringside to plead with Harper & Rowan not to destroy her husband, Jimmy, and brother-in-law, Jey. The Bludgeon Brothers, perhaps showing a small amount of compassion, ePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Nicholas Discussion

What are the next steps for THE GREATEST TAG TEAM CHAMPION OF ALL TIME?

How many times backstage and by whom was Nicholas diddled by, and do you think there's enough real gold on that belt to consider his bought silence on such matters worthwhile?

Also, general discussion on why Nicholas is the most exciting thing to happen to WWE in a decade

WWE Raw preview, April 23, 2018: The Beast returns before the Greatest Royal Rumble event

Four nights before defending his Universal Championship against Roman Reigns in a Steel Cage Match at the Greatest Royal Rumble event, Brock Lesnar makes his way to Monday Night Raw. What havoc will The Beast Incarnate unleash during his first live WWE appearance since mauling The [LOUD BOOING] at WrestleMania?

>The Conqueror cometh

Universal Champion Brock Lesnar utterly dismantled Roman Reigns at WrestleMania, but despite suffering a painful defeat on The Grandest Stage of Them All, The [LOUD BOOING] remains determined to defeat The Beast Incarnate in their rematch inside a Steel Cage at the Greatest Royal Rumble event in Saudi Arabia next Friday, streaming live on WWE Network.

Lesnar makes his first live appearance since The Show of Shows on Raw, and his advocate Paul Heyman will no doubt have much to say about the impending return bout inside the unforgiving steel. Will Heyman’s undoubtedly acidic words incite a full-on brawl between these powerful rivals?

>Superstar Shake-up aftermath

This past Monday night, the landscape of Monday Night Raw shifted dramatically with the arrival of such Superstars as Dolph Ziggler, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal, Natalya, The riotttttttttt Squad, Bobby Roode, Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn and others looking to make a name for themselves in their new surroundings.

What new alliances and rivalries will emerge now that these new competitors have made Team Red their home?

>Will Stephanie McMahon continue to overrule Kurt Angle’s decisions?

If you thought the issues between Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon and General Manager Kurt Angle ended at WrestleMania, you’ve got another thing coming.

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PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

SmackDown LIVE preview, April 17, 2018: How will the Superstar Shake-up affect Team Blue?

The first night of the 2018 Superstar Shake-up saw major changes, as Raw gained United States Champion Jinder Mahal (who then lost the title to Jeff Hardy), Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn and The riotttttttttt Squad, among others, from Team Blue. However, SmackDown LIVE also gained a Superstar in The Miz. How will the faces of Team Blue continue to change? Who will show up on SmackDown LIVE? Find out during night two of the 2018 Superstar Shake-up, starting at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>The Superstar Shake-up continues

Night one of the 2018 Superstar Shake-up proved to be momentous, as Team Blue stalwarts like Bobby Roode, Jinder Mahal, Dolph Ziggler and Natalya made their way to Monday nights.

On the flip side, former Intercontinental Champion The Miz was acquired by Commissioner Shane McMahon and General Manager Paige at the behest of former GM Daniel Bryan. Who else will be joining The A-Lister on Tuesdays?

>Will Shinsuke Nakamura continue to antagonize AJ Styles?

Shinsuke Nakamura has unveiled a new side of his eccentric persona in the days following his shocking attack on WWE Champion AJ Styles at WrestleMania. The Rockstar taunted his opponent with a disingenuous apology for the low blow on The Grandest Stage of Them All, then ruined the fantasy match between The Phenomenal One and Daniel Bryan, clobbering The “Yes!” Man with a thunderous Kinshasa and hitting Styles with another heinous low blow.

Will Nakamura continue to torment Styles when he least expects it, or will The Phenomenal One get the payback he’s looking for?

<Princess Mella’s reign begins

Last Tuesday, Carmella stunned the WWE Universe. After the debuting IIconics opened the door for her with a vicious attack on Charlotte Flair, The Princess of Staten Island walked through and cashed in her Money in the Bank contract on the spot. With one boot to the battered Queen’s face, Carmella left New Orleans with the SmackDoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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