/wooo/ - Pro Wrestling

>Get a single push out of nowhere

>Get thrown into a story about being Kurt's kid

>Get title shots out of nowhere, burying other wrestlers

>Cry like a bitch when you don't get your way

<Get hated and boo'd by the audience

<Be shit in the ring, and shit on the mic

So is Jordan the new Ramen or Cena, someone the WWE is forcing down everyone's throats, but no matter how hard they try he'll be hated, causing ratings to go down? Will be take the shovel from Ramen?

WWE Raw preview, March 19, 2018: The Ultimate Deletion is upon us

The GREAT WAR between “Woken” Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt has escalated to THE ULTIMATE DELETION, a battle that will transpire at The Hardy Compound this Monday night on Raw. Can The Woken One finally DELETE The Eater of Worlds, once and for all? Also on Raw, Universal Champion Brock Lesnar is slated to return at last, and Asuka battles Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss!

>Who will claim victory in The Ultimate Deletion?

It all comes down to this: The Great War hits home for “Woken” Matt Hardy, as he takes on Bray Wyatt in The Ultimate Deletion at The Hardy Compound.

This contest promises to challenge everything we know about combat, both physically and psychologically, as The Woken One’s own family — including Queen Rebecca, King Maxel, Lord Wolfgang, Senor Benjamin and his drone, Vanguard 1 — bears witness to the mind-bending confrontation.

Will Hardy finally DELETE The Eater of Worlds, or will Wyatt bring darkness to The Hardy Compound? Whatever happens, this will be a battle unlike anything in WWE history.

>Brock Lesnar finally emerges

Per Mr. McMahon, Universal Champion Brock Lesnar will finally appear on Monday Night Raw, three weeks before he defends his title against the recently suspended Roman Reigns at WrestleMania.

Now that The Chairman has punished The [LOUD BOOING] for his inflammatory criticism of The Beast Incarnate and Mr. McMahon himself, it remains to be seen just how Reigns will react to Lesnar’s appearance on Raw — or if he will even be reinstated before Monday night.

FINALLY

<Asuka puts her streak on the line against Alexa Bliss

Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss will have Mickie James in her corner when she takes on Asuka Monday night on Raw, but Little Miss Bliss surely won’t have Nia Jax by her side after she unwittingly Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

SmackDown LIVE preview, March 20, 2018: Will Styles and Nakamura have each other’s back as WrestleMania approaches?

Though he emerged from a turbulent Six-Pack Challenge at WWE Fastlane with his WWE Championship, AJ Styles learned the hard way that The Road to WrestleMania will not be an easy one. After being subjected to a two-on-one beating at the hands of Rusev & Aiden English, Styles found reprieve from an unlikely source: Shinsuke Nakamura, his WrestleMania opponent. With their WWE Championship dream match just weeks away, will they have to keep an eye on each other to make sure they get to New Orleans in one piece? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>Will Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn face any repercussions from Daniel Bryan for their attack on Shane McMahon?

To say the least, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn may have gone too far last week on SmackDown LIVE. After Shane McMahon announced he would be taking an indefinite leave of absence from his position as SmackDown LIVE Commissioner, KO and Zayn brutalized McMahon, leaving him with several injuries.

Daniel Bryan returns to SmackDown LIVE tonight as the sole person in charge of Team Blue. How will he respond to Owens & Zayn after their unbelievable attack? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>Is Jinder Mahal winning the United States Title a foregone conclusion?

The United States Championship picture heading into WrestleMania is murky following last week’s SmackDown LIVE. Jinder Mahal continued to claim he is the uncrowned champion and interrupted Bobby Roode when he attempted to use his rematch clause to challenge Randy Orton at WrestleMania, then defeated The Glorious One before eating an RKO from the titleholder.

As WrestleMania draws closer, will one Superstar emerge as the clear challenger for WWE’s Apex Predator?

>we just made this change let's push the roided poojeet to it for no reason

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WWE Raw preview, March 12, 2018: Will Lesnar and Reigns clash before WrestleMania?

The time for talk, it seems, is over. Live on Raw, Roman Reigns and Universal Champion Brock Lesnar will meet face-to-face, but they may be trading more than just insults. What will happen when The [LOUD BOOING] and The Beast Incarnate step into the ring, four weeks before WrestleMania?

>The [LOUD BOOING] and the “entitled” Universal Champion meet face-to-face

>it's going to be another "Brock shows up before a PPV for a five minute spot and fucks off to do nothing til the PPV" episode

One week after Roman Reigns called Universal Champion Brock Lesnar an “entitled piece of crap who hides behind his contract,” he told Paul Heyman that if The Beast Incarnate is actually coming to Raw in Detroit as scheduled, he’d better be ready for a fight.

As a prizefighter, Lesnar seldom throws down unless he’s being paid to do so. Will The Conqueror make an exception to repay The [LOUD BOOING] for his recent insults?

<Can Booley and Sasha Banks mend their fractured friendship?

One of the most celebrated friendships in sports-entertainment is seemingly on the rocks. After Sasha Banks saved Booley from a two-on-one Absolution beatdown, The booable one rejected an embrace from The Boss.

Booley’s a big “Stone Cold” Steve Austin fan, but it seems like she’s taking The Texas Rattlesnake’s “Don’t Trust Anybody” mantra to an extreme in recent weeks. Is there any chance of reconciliation?

WHAT

>Braun Strowman is a Monster Among Men and a Maestro Among Monsters

“The Ballad of Elias” is a sad, sad song. After being crushed beneath a piano by Braun Strowman this past Monday night on Raw — a fate more befitting Wile E. Coyote than a WWE Superstar — the troubadour left Raw on a stretcher and was rushed to a local medical facility. The Monster AmoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Yea or nay? If yea, they'll need to be created.

>Flags must be a maximum of 48KB and 11-20 x 11-16 pixels.

SmackDown LIVE preview, March 13, 2018: AJ Styles gets ready for WrestleMania and Shinsuke Nakamura

WWE Champion AJ Styles survived a Six-Pack Challenge to hold onto his WWE Championship and ensure that the highly anticipated dream match between him and Shinsuke Nakamura was still on for WrestleMania. The Phenomenal One minced no words in saying what he has planned for WWE’s Rockstar on The Grandest Stage of Them All. What will happen between the two competitors as the road to New Orleans heats up? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network.

>Shane McMahon to make a WrestleMania announcement

>starting the show with a promo again

SmackDown LIVE Commissioner Shane McMahon shocked the WWE Universe at WWE Fastlane on Sunday when he prevented Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn from capturing the WWE Championship. Though these actions came after Owens inadvertently superkicked the SmackDown LIVE Commissioner, McMahon doubled down on his actions during Talking Smack, showing no remorse for costing two of Team Blue’s Superstars the chance to win its top title.

Owens took to social media shortly after WWE Fastlane to air his grievances:''''

Kevin Owens✔@FightOwensFight

I should be @WWE Champion right now.

<boo hoo

It seems as though there will be no slowing down for SmackDown LIVE's Commissioner. McMahon will be making a WrestleMania announcement on SmackDown LIVE tonight. Will it have anything to do with the "Yep!" Movement, or has Shane-O-Mac come up with a complete surprise for the WWE Universe?

>Asuka to make her first SmackDown LIVE appearance after challenging Charlotte Flair

>m-maybe this will make people watch smackdown

After defeating Ruby riotttttttttt to retain her SmackDown Women’s Championship on Sunday, Charlotte Flair got a major surprise, as Raw Superstar Asuka arrived to declare that she’d use the WrestleMania championshipPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

March is starting off HOT with ospreay okada tonight buckos. We got taichi in the heavyweight division, and the setup for the US show later this month.

NEW JAPAN ANNIVERSARY SHOW MAR. 6th @ 4:00 am EST, 3:00 am EST

Card

>Taguchi, Kushida, Tiger Mask, Liger, and Tenzan VS. Yuji Nagata and Young lions

Should be a fun match, Hopefully oka gets a chance to show his stuff and we get a continuation of the young lions vs liger feud from a couple shows ago.

Kitamura "Best of Seven Series" Match 7

>Manabu Nakanishi vs Katsuya Kitamura

While I liked their last match in the series this feels like a major let down especially as the finish of this best of seven. Hopefully kita goes over to ring of honor after losing

>Henare, Finlay and JEWS Vs. Yano Ishii and Goto

Probably to set up NJ Cup stuff, but I hope it leads to JEWS vs Goto for the never title

IWGP JR. TAG CHAMPIONSHIPS 3 way match

>RPG 3k VS Hiromu Takahashi and bushi VS El Desperado and Yoshinobu Kanemaru

Should be an awesome match, 2 of the 3 teams are some of the best New japan has to offer, and Desperado is one of my boys so I'm really lookin forward to this.

>Yoshi-Hashi VS. Sanada

Continuing LIJ vs Chaos, Not sure how I feel about it as both naito and okada have moved on to different things

>Naito vs Taichi

This is going to be absolutely amazing and if you watched their takataichimania match you'd know why I think so. Chris Jericho 100% guaranteed to run in otherwise that match ain't happening

It's "B show filler PPV" time again. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will care? Is there no preshow match?

Known card

Fatal 5-Way for the WWE championship

AJ Styles (c) vs. Baron Corbin vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn

SmackDown women's championship

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Ruby riotttttttttt

United States championship

Bobby Roode (c) vs. Randy Orton

SmackDown tag team championships

The Usos (c) vs. The New Day

SmackDown LIVE preview, March 6, 2018: Styles dukes it out with The Showoff

With just five days left until WWE Fastlane, two of the competitors in the WWE Championship Six-Pack Challenge will not be taking it easy, as The Road to WrestleMania heats up. WWE Champion AJ Styles will clash with Dolph Ziggler before this Sunday’s huge title showdown. Will Styles gain momentum heading into WWE Fastlane, or will Ziggler show that he’s out to steal the show (and The Phenomenal One’s place) on The Grandest Stage of Them All? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>Randy Orton battles Jinder Mahal before his first-ever U.S. Title Match at WWE Fastlane

Why? This feud is already dead.

This Sunday at WWE Fastlane, Randy Orton will face Bobby Roode in The Viper’s first-ever match for the United States Championship. But before he can turn 100 percent of his focus to The Glorious One, The Viper will have to deal with another thorn in his side, Jinder Mahal.

The Modern Day Maharaja has been trying to stir up trouble between Orton and Roode in recent weeks, using the SmackDown LIVE Top 10 Superstars List to drive a wedge between the two, setting off a few melees in the meantime. Surely, Mahal is looking to slither into a title opportunity of his own in the near future. Will he be able to make a major statement against The Viper on SmackDown LIVE?

>WWE Champion AJ Styles faces Dolph Ziggler ahead of Six-Pack Challenge

Just five days before they compete in what is sure to be a grueling Six-Pack Challenge for the WWE Title at WWE Fastlane, champion AJ Styles and Dolph Ziggler will square off on Smackdown LIVE.

The WWE Champion will be looking to ride a victory into the biggest title defense of his reign, while Ziggler will be out to steal the show and perhaps show the champion that his title (and his place at WrestleMania) are in danger. Who will win this all-important battle?

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HOLY FUCK IT'S GOING TO BE TERRIBLE

WWE Raw preview, March 5, 2018: Asuka settles the score with Nia Jax

As Asuka sets her sights on her Women’s Championship opportunity at WrestleMania, she’ll first need to battle Nia Jax again this Monday night on Raw. Will The Empress of Tomorrow’s undefeated streak remain intact heading into The Show of Shows?

<Asuka’s undefeated streak on the line against Nia Jax

Asuka was able to defeat Nia Jax this past Sunday night at WWE Elimination Chamber, but The Irresistible Force has some unfinished business with The Empress of Tomorrow.

The 2018 Women’s Royal Rumble Match winner is focused on her Women’s Championship Match at WrestleMania, but whether Asuka will be undefeated that night in New Orleans depends greatly on what happens this Monday night in Milwaukee. Can Asuka withstand another encounter with Nia en route to The Showcase of the Immortals?

>rocky's cousin family boost vs NEVER LOSES LOL

<How will Ronda Rousey repay Triple H and Stephanie McMahon?

After Ronda Rousey forced Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon to apologize for slapping her at WWE Elimination Chamber, Triple H laid out Raw General Manager Kurt Angle with a cheap shot that left The Olympic Hero laid out on the mat.

Following the altercation, Rousey took to social media to remind Stephanie and The Game that “This is far from over,” hinting that retribution for their actions was forthcoming.

Whatever Rousey does next, you won’t want to miss it.

Yes I will.

>Why didn’t Lesnar confront Reigns?

Because he's a lazy shit that only does PPVs and a couple promos and Vince won't kick his ass into gear to make him do his job or fire him.

Although Roman Reigns was set to meet Universal Champion Brock Lesnar in the middle of the ring this past Monday night on Raw, six weeks before their WrestleMania match, The Beast IncarnatPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

About a week away from the shows but a ton of news has come out about them as well as the anniversary show after that so I figured may as well make the thread now.

Start times are

Night-1 2/23/18, 1:30 PST, 3:30 CST, 4:30 EST

Night-2 2/24/18. 1:30 PST, 3:30 CST, 4:30 EST

The big new stories for these shows are, in order of importance,

MAIN EVENT CHASE OWENS

Kitamura match 7 NOT on the show, instead it's a rematch of nakanishi at the anniversary show (extremely gay decision, probably the worst one I've seen from NJPW so far)

Omega and ibushi are the main events both nights, and chase teaming with them seems to suggest that the tongans are going to be working against Cody.

Goto is giving a never title shot to some FATASS FUCK that no one gives a shit about

Jay white is teaming with a man who called him a "knife pervert" on twitter

CHEESEBURGER IS CHALLENGING FOR A TITLE

It's pretty incredible how much NJPW storylines have taken over ROH compared to last months CMLL show. 70% of this card is all NJPW guys mostly compared to maybe 30% with fantasticamania. Also you have jay lethal there why not have him challenge goto for the never belt? Also in less big news Omega and Ibushi just got signed to a show I'm going to in New Orleans for wrestlemania weekend so I'm really happy about that.

rip greatest wrestler of this or any era

SmackDown LIVE preview, Feb. 27, 2018: Does John Cena’s Road to WrestleMania run through SmackDown LIVE?

After a disappointing performance in the Men’s Elimination Chamber Match on Sunday, John Cena vowed that his Road to WrestleMania was not cut short, promising to find a way to The Show of Shows. Last night on Raw, the 16-time World Champion revealed that while he may not have a way into WrestleMania through the red brand, he bolieves the door is wide open on SmackDown LIVE. The free agent has vowed to show up tonight, but how does Cena plan on getting to WrestleMania? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>John Cena comes to SmackDown LIVE looking for a WrestleMania opportunity

After seeing his Road to WrestleMania take a detour at WWE Elimination Chamber due to his ouster from the bout at the hands of Braun Strowman, John Cena somberly reflected on his legendary career on Raw Talk while seemingly turning the gears in his head, looking for another opportunity to perform on The Grandest Stage of Them All.

Monday night on Raw, Cena defiantly claimed that he will never give up in his quest to make it to New Orleans. The free agent declared that he would be heading to SmackDown LIVE tonight to take advantage of The Land of Opportunity that Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan have created. But just how does Cena intend to make sure his Road to WrestleMania runs through SmackDown LIVE?

<Naomi steps up to answer Ruby riotttttttttt’s challenge

Last week, Ruby riotttttttttt pinned Becky Lynch in Six-Woman Tag Team action, getting a title opportunity at WWE Fastlane in the process. That didn’t stop the riotttttttttt Squad leader from calling out one of the champion’s closest allies, Naomi, promising to knock her lights out.

Naomi is more than ready to take on riotttttttttt in singles competition, though she’ll have to be weary of Liv Morgan and Sarah Logan lurking at ringside. Will riotttttttttt make good on her promise, or will Naomi make her feel the glow?