Listen lad, few things about the sundering of our great trans-Atlantic empire that we here can seek solace in.
1.) When our soldiers where pitted against theirs in honorable 18th century conventional warfare, they invariably got their shit shoved in.
2.) Most Americans weren't even explicitly for the war, many were apathetic and a fair few were loyal. It wasn't
>poorly armed colonists
who led the charge, it was a class of wooden toothed faggy Virginian slavers and all round power brokers, it was Ye Olde Jews like Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Paine pushing there insidious disingenuous liberalism. It was a conspiracy of some truly Machiavellian traitors, most of whom (see. Franklin & Washington) where just butthurt they didn't make the cut and were't considered worthy of British high society. Others (see. Jefferson) just didn't have time in his busy schedule of sucking french cock to even humor the demonstrable truth that the revolution was not a righteous affair. Others (see. J. Adams A.K.A his rotundity) where just happy they weren't being called fat. Others still (see. Based Hamilton) just wanted to fuck bitches, make money, and watch the world burn. SO YOU SEE dear anon, t'was nothing personal.
3.) The American's were hardly underdogs, especially as the war progressed, the ancien régime pretty much killed itself bailing out the yanks, the Spanish who still owned a sizable portion of the world were starting to attack the lion while he was distracted, and those fucking dutch dyke building cunts were so bitter that we cucked their trading superpower with the EIC, and even courted their precious little stadholder, that they began laundering Americans cheap credit and trafficking them good weapons.
5.)Even ignoring the aforementioned nations and the near unlimited resources that came with them, world class soldiers from other nations got in on the action, (see. perfidious pole no.1 [honorary citizen of the USA Casimir Pulaski] and perfidious pole no.2 [Tadeusz Kościuszko, who if i recall correctly built west-point.])
4.) Even with these OP advantages and alliances, Americans still had to resort to the lowest of tactics and had to engage in the most debauched sophistry to justify and fight thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
