/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

>>34374

>750 replies

Holy shit, good call threadslave.

>>34377

You got your shit fucked up.

>>34290

I have the same problem, not that bad yet though.

>>34381

gyno? that sucks man, it seems rough. What causes it? Hormones or something?

>>34383

I'd suggest just going in and asking, I've found that if you say it confidently doctors will do most things you ask, worst they can do is say no, right?

>>34385

I wouldn't have a problem going if I knew I wasn't going to get this one Indian fuck who doesn't give a shit.

This guy is cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYn2KK0jSaM

>you will never be Hungarian

>>34386

can't you ask to get a specific doctor, although generally no doctor cares, most of the good doctors aren't working in the UK anymore because of how fucked over the NHS is getting.

>>34388

>>34389

No, wasn't aware I could ask but I don't know any of the names of the other doctors there.

It would seem strange if I say 'not the Indian guy' since I don't know his name.

>>34390

google the name of the practice, most places have the doctors working there on the website.

This is the most depressing thing I've seen in a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98hgNgXg_gs

>>34393

She sure showed him

You know the whole visualization thing where you're supposed to think of 5 things that make you happy?

I'm having trouble thinking of any. I can't remember happy.

>>34395

Just the thought of feeling like that makes me sad m8, I cannot even imagine not enjoying even the simplest of things like a good beer, a tasty meal or the beat of a funky song.

w e w we're back up

how's your day been lads?

>>34398

It's fair enough really, open Nazis just drive people away from anti immigration sentiment. If you're a fascist and want to help you should be hiding your power level.

>>34379

you're lucky this is a new thread, since the other thread was on cuck lockdown I'd have had to ban you lad.

>>34398

Fuck Tommy and Pegidcucks.

'We love immigration and Muslims just not extremists!'

>>34401

Tommy hates muslims and immigration, though he loves Jews and Sikhs so you have a point.

>>34402

He loves non-whites, he's not even a nationalist.

He doesn't hate Muslims of immigration. He's only against extremist Islam.

>>34403

you don't have to hate non-whites to be a nationalist, you just have to not want them in your country

>>34404

this, just because tony doesn't want to kill all non whites and drink their blood doesn't make him not nationalist. He's sacrificed more for Britain than any of us have.

>>34406

You're right you should storm a halal butcher with a machete and see how far that gets us

>>34407

Yes, that's exactly what I was advocating. Well done.

>>34408

Why haven't you done it then?

>>34409

I know sarcasm is harder to convey through text but come on lad.

>muh false dichotomy

Just because a group doesn't let the media's treatment of them control or dilute their message doesn't mean they have to be violent lunatics.

>>34410

Aren't you the poster that literally wants to massacre non whites though? There's definitely people on here who would prefer violence to peaceful resolution.

>>34411

I'd also prefer violence.

>>34411

Ideally most of them would be deported, but that's pretty much utopianism at this point. It's not about what we'd prefer, it's about what's realistically going to happen, and realistically, there's zero chance of this being resolved peacefully.

>>34413

Well I thought you were this >>34412 guy so you can understand my confusion. It's a bit early to be claiming we'll have to revolt when the public consciousness has only just began to shift against multiculturalism though.

muh PR may be a meme, but there is truth in it, you can't get anywhere being an obnoxious minority.

who here /biggerbytheday/

COMEON

>>34416

you mean bulking? I'm trying to put on muscle, but right now I'm more about losing weight.

>>34417

well I more just felt about chatting about fitness in general, even if someone ITT was just doing cardio or something I'd be up for hearing about it. I nearly gave up but realised I've put on 1kg this month so I'm going to keep going. I might even bulk through march, I was initially planning to stop in February. Going to get back to the gym instead of just working out at home this month too I reckon.

>>34417

do a 16/8 intermittent fast and a low carb (sub 100/150) diet (or even keto if you can handle it) along with lifting heavy, doing some cardio on offdays and 1 day of some sprinting a week.

will lose bodyfat and gain muscle like a mofo if you continue that for months

>>34414

But it's multiracialism that's the problem. Cuckservative politicians and movements like PEGIDA would happily see Europeans bred out of existence as long as the xenos adopted our values (which is a fantasy anyway). To me, people like this are more dangerous than liberals, because at least with liberals you know what to expect. Groups like PEGIDA are bad because they absorb the energies of genuinely pissed off people and direct them towards more liberalism, just with an anti-Islamic flavour.

>>34415

Again with the false dichotomy. All I want to see is a movement or party that unapologetically and uncompromisingly stands up for the interests of the British people. UKIP have been good as far as the referendum goes, but being civic nationalists, they're just a slightly less subversive form of progressive that would see us become a minority in 60 years instead of 40.

Just because you don't tone down your message for the benefit of the media does not mean you have to be an "obnoxious minority" - though they will portray you as one, but they would have done that anyway.

>>34406

>he doesn't even have a problem with "moderate" Islam, it's literally just the extremists he's against.

This is simply not true. He always bashes islam and muslims on his twitter.

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/694789966346452993

Here he's literally talking about how the Koran is violent and this is what muslims are taught. Not "extremist" muslims, just muslims.

>>34420

I honestly don't think PEGIDA would to be honest, they're playing the field. I personally will support anything that helps turn back the tide, and PEGIDA certainly are. Whites won't be bread out of existence if we can end mass immigration.

>>34419

I know fuck all about diet and exercise, I only understood about half of that, but what I did sounds good.

>>34423

Are you dieting at the moment? That anon gave good advice but it's also a lot to take in for a beginner. I'm more of a calorie counting man personally.

>>34424

I'm just not drinking soda and not snacking, the full intense diets are a bit much to jump to from years of being a fat slob.

>>34425

Yeah that's definitely a better step than nothing. I'd maybe consider counting calories after a month or two of success. The only issue with cutting out "unhealthy" habits is that you don't know exactly how much you're eating, and while you're consuming less it could still potentially be over your metabolic rate meaning you'll continue to put on weight.

>>34426

I'm trying to only eat when I'm hungry, but I'm not counting calories, so I could be fucking up. What's some good stuff to eat? I know protein's good, eggs and fish and things.

>>34427

See this is a very common misconception among people dieting, that there are "good" and "bad" foods. Whether a food can be judged to be good or bad is based off it's micronutrients (vitamins and mineral) which while important for general health, don't actually impact weight loss. Your best bet is to have exactly three meals a day, and count the calories. If you stay under 2000 you WILL lose weight. You'll be able to weigh yourself in the morning (best time to weigh because you don't hold as much water weight) at the start of each month and see the weight coming off on the scales.

If you really want a generalised meal plan though

>two slices of toast with low calorie spread, approx. 300 cals

>sandwhich, obviously varies but something like 600 calories

>brown rice, broccoli, steamed chicken or fish. Usually 500-800 calories depending on portion size and if you use sauce or not.

That's about 1700 calories, so you could even eat slightly more and still not gain weight. I'd really recommend counting calories. Just take a day eating what you would normally eat and count it, if it's under 2000, great, you're on the right track. If it adds up to over 2000, you need to cut down.

>>34428

the trouble with me is I'm very picky, so not all of that will work, but thank you, I'll try counting calories and let you know how it goes.

Post good anime music with piano in it that's popular enough to have easily-accessible sheet music online please

I'm learning to sight read and need new material. It doesn't matter how complicated it is since I'm mainly learning staves atm but bonus points if it's simple

>>34431

kom susser tod

>>34430

how much are they paying you bagel boy

>>34432

you don't think it's over?

My beard and tash are looking just swell

>>34425

How fat are you I was nearly 20 stone 2 years ago and now I'm down to 17st 10, but I've only begun watching watch I eat recently.

>>34433

As long as the military still exists and is loyal to the crown it is not over. Provided of course the crown is still loyal to their subjects.

>>34434

How long have you been growing your beard / moustache? I've had mine for nearly a year now.

Tempted to sell a bunch of my stuff lads. Was looking around on ebay and I could potentially earn close to £1000 selling off my stuff, closer to £600 if I kept my PC.

>>34436

Hmm about 4 months perhaps

I've been trimming it so it looks a lot tidier than my past beards

>>34438

What style beard / moustache do you grow? my moustache grows mostly downwards but I wax it out to the side.

>>34440

>growing facial hair makes you a hipster

I want this meme to die.

>>34443

>Kitchener

That reminds me, I've been listening to Dan Carlin's Blueprint for Armageddon series lately and at one point he said something like

>"this war wasn't just a clear-cut battle between good and evil like the second one"

I mean his podcasts are good for learning about historical events but when it comes to narratives he overdosed on the koolaid. He also has a massive hard on for Churchill.

>>34444

>that pic

Mohammed pls go

>>34447

More like Sargon lol

Muslims shave their tashes off anyway

>>34446

Yeah, he's a goy when it comes to muh evil nazis. I can't begrudge anyone having a hard on for historical leaders though.

>>34448

wow that does look like sargon

I remember Lars and the Real Girl being a great robot film.

When are we going to have a film night.

>>34448

>>34451

>sargon

Guys, come on, there's no need to bully anon.

>>34431

Got 3 days off lads, feeling good. My mood drops so much when I'm working, it's crazy.

>>34450

I suppose that if you do subscribe to the good goy WWII narrative then it'd be normal to consider Churchill one of the greatest men to have ever lived. He literally defeated the devil.

>>34453

Sargon beard anon here, >>34448

was me. Like I said I changed the face but my beard is similar to his. I'm not a nigger though so the similarities end there.

>>34435

I honestly have no idea, I don't even own a scale, I'm chubby I guess, not huge, but not skinny.

night lads, sleep well etc.

>>34457

Good night m8

>>34457

night lad

I think im off work today but I'm not sure.

I'll just ignore the phone all day.

>>34461

They called me and told me I'm supposed to be in. Why the fuck did my Dad have to answer the phone.

>>34463

Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world

>>34463

Managed to convince them that I actually am off. Pretty anxious that they are going to call back and minute.

It's been over 10 minutes though, not sure if I'm safe.

>>34463

>>34465

Why didn't you go in when they corrected you?

>>34466

I booked my holidays pretty late. I think the reason the confusion was made is because it was too late for the shift plan to be updated.

Maybe I'm wrong. But whoever I was speaking to seemed to believe me.

>>34467

Oh so you actually are meant to be off technically? Fair enough. One thing I've found is skipping things I'm meant to go to always makes my anxiety worse because it perpetuates the cycle of avoidance, only reason I was mentioning it.

Peanut butter and whole milk is literally god's gift to man lads.

>>34469

Good going mate, keep it up.

>tfw vegans actually believe humans are herbivore

>>34472

we should eat vegans

>>34471

tfw I unironically enjoy linkin park and evanescence

>>34471

Maybe she's red pilled

>>34473

I take this back who would want to eat smelly disgusting libshits like John Sakars, I'd probably throw up.

>>34476

the meat would probably be quite low quality too

>>34474

>>34477

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmenSv_EQ30

>>34479

Yeah. you want your meat to be fed a decent diet.

I'm thinking about trying to write a screenplay.

Writing is so much harder than cinematography.

Today has not been a good day.

Nothing to eat, masturbated twice and already started drinking.

I need to stop this now and do something useful.

>>34483

go for a walk? that's usually a good way to shake yourself up.

>>34484

Too gloomy and windy. Have to go out with my Dad later anyway, even though I desperately don't want to.

Not sure why I feel like this.

>>34480

I fucking love this guy. Anyone know when Woes is next streaming?

>>34485

everyone has bad days, don't beat yourself up about it. Maybe have a shower or something? Prepare to go out later.

Just applied for another job today lads. Also might apply for one more later tonight. Think I'm going to start typing up cover letters too to improve my chances. The housing market has absolutely plummeted recently so if I get a job I can maybe even move to the city.

>>34487

I know I've mentioned it before but it's not just a meme: cold showers are great. I've been having them every other day for a fortnight now and they always improve my mood.

>>34487

Yeah guess so.

Feeling a little more calm now.

>>34490

that's good

>>>/pol/4848547

If you don't mind reading pdfs and epubs there's a huge dump of books on /pol/. Someone has been posting a book bundle there every month for six months. This is a double bundle. All the previous bundles are there too. You can download individual books or the whole thing.

>>34493

99% of those look like they'd be incredibly depressing/infuriating to read because they point out what we already know: The West fucked up/ is fucked.

>>34493

what type of books? political stuff?

oh God, my housemates are having a party

>>34498

Are you invited?

>>34498

OI OI GET THE FUCKING STRONGBOWS OUT also i love dick COME ON OUT YOUR ROOM AND HAVE SOME PRINKS WITH US ANON HAHA!

>>34499

no. I don't even know their names

>>34501

I'm assuming that's a filter, but it does fit well

>>34502

I only know about it because I can hear the noise

> they point out what we already know: The West fucked up/ is fucked.

That the West is fucked up (in a bad way) is obvious, but to say that it's fucked (finished) is presumptuous. There are far too many factors at play here.

>>34502

What are you going to do then? Stay in your room all night? That's probably what I'd do if I had no where else to go.

>>34502

how do you live with someone and not know their name?

>>34506

yeah, I'm hiding. The trouble is I'm going to be hungry soon and all I've got is some haribo. I guess I'll just drink a lot of water to fill me up.

>>34508

Well just make sure you at least leave your room to go to the bathroom. Don't do a Poleaboo.

Maybe they're just getting ready to go out soon or something.

>>34509

I can't, so no worries there. And hopefully, but I don't think people go out on sundays. I don't go out at all though, so I could be wrong.

>>34510

Normalfags go out just about every night of the week, I have no idea how they do it.

>>34511

they enjoy it for some bizarre reason

>>34512

I could understand once every one or two weeks if that's your thing, I just have no idea how they do it multiple times a week. How do they even afford it? All of their money must go on alcohol.

>>34512

I assume a lack of crippling social anxiety and autism

>>34513

I saved so much on my student loan by not going out. Everyone complains about a lack of money, and all I can think is, well, if you spend it on stupid shit…

>>34515

but anon you're just not a free spirit like us! I'm a cultured traveller, I need that loan money to go to Ibiza this year!

>>34515

How do their student loans even cover their spending? I know of one lad who bought a top of the range gaming computer for about £1k - and I bet their booze spending easily adds up to that or more. Does frivolous spending not cause uni work to suffer, or are student loans just disproportionately large?

>>34517

IIRC student loans can vary from £400 to £600 depending on your parents income and most normans also work a part time job on top of that. Also some of the middle class ones get rent paid by mummy and daddy

>>34517

you get three to four thousand a year, depending on your circumstances. Most of them are getting help from parents, some have jobs, but most are the stereotypical uni prick.

>>34518

>normans

Saxon master race right lads?

>>34520

mercia 4 lyfe

>>34496

>If you want to make heads or tails of this world you have to read about bad things so you can avoid them. Defeatism helps no one including yourself.

I agree, but I feel like reading all that will just make me feel MORE defeatist.

>>34500

because they are purely tribal in nature and therefore will always act as though their own are the "poorest and most vulnerable".

>>34523

There is nothing wrong with being defeatist if you're defeated.

>>34527

Fuck off you cuckold faggot

>>34528

hwicce is part of mercia, I'd technically be a magonsaete if we're going that deep

>>34529

It would be strange if you acted victorious when you've been entirely cucked.

I bet you're the faggot that jacks off 6 times a day to the thought of BASED MILO :4444))) GG4LIFE getting gang banged by niggers.

>>34523

I find knowledge is power. Once you understand the destructive forces in society you can at the very least protect yourself from them. Don't be disturbed by events, cultivate yourself, then the people around you. Think small and local. Fight battles you know you can win. It all begins with yourself, with self improvement.

It's not all doom and gloom.There's some interesting titles in there. Have a browse, you might find something that will help you navigate this world, or at the very least expand your horizon.

>>34532

>implying hwicce wasn't founded by Mercia after they cucked the Welsh and took the forest of dean area of Gloucestershire

>>34530

Regional pride lad West country is best country

>tfw too far north to be Wessex

>>34531

I have no idea what that means Chaim, don't you have a bull to be prepping? After all, we lost.

>>34534

I'm just on the midlands/country border. Either way, West is Best.

>>34536

We get the best parts of the country really, Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Wiltshire, Sommerset, Gloucestershire, Worcestershire, Herefordshire and maybe Shropshire, Warwickshire and Hampshire. Not sure on those last three though. They might be midlands / southeast

>>34537

good food, nice countryside, and (mostly) great people. The only downside is I'm so unused to cities that they scare me, horrible places full of crowds, and trash, and people just waiting to mug and stab you.

>>34538

I've hated every time I have been to my nearby city. Bloody awful place. Fortunately I live out in rural England so I very rarely go there.

>>34538

>>34539

I hate my nearest city too. It's relatively safe but it doesn't look or feel at all like England. It could be anywhere really. It's also just a glorified shopping centre, not really a living city.

>>34535

I don't understand why you're so angry at me for pointing out it's okay to feel like you've been defeated when we already have been, if you didn't think we lost you surely would think society is heading in the right direction and that would make you a cuck. It's okay mate, it doesn't mean we can't win in the future. Why did you feel the need to say 'Fuck off you cuckold faggot'? We're all on the same side here.

>>34541

being defeatist means you believe there is no hope of victory, at least it does to me. I was calling you a faggot because I was under the impression that's the point you were trying to make

>>34542

If you don't accept defeat you can't learn from it.

I'm so sick of this fucking bullshit cuck stuff. It's souring the threads and always leads to pointless shit flinging arguments.

Cuck should be used to describe cuckchan and lefty faggots, not each other.

>>34544

Cuck is a meme-word and I don't know why people here have suddenly started using it. It's fucking bullshit and I cant wait for it to go away.

Wordfilter when?

>>34544

Well the cuck throwing earlier about saxon kingdoms was just banter, but otherwise I completely agree with you.

>>34542

>>34543

My definition of a defeatist is someone who sinks into despondency and negative or self destructive behaviour when they believe nothing can be done.

You can admit defeat without being a defeatist. There's plenty we can learn and plenty we can do and since this is a self improvement board it would be nice if we didn't indulge in defeatism.

>>34544

Well when you misinterpret someone and think they're saying "it's over, give up, we've lost" then it's understandable to call them a cuck

>>34548

You misinterpreted someones use of a word on the internet and argued about it then continued to be pissy when your error was pointed out. You're not coming out of this one with any sort of dignity mate.

>>34547

I think of it as acceptance of failure.

>>34549

>continued being pissy

You're the only one who's mad here lad, relax

>>34551

>i'm not mad you're mad

>>34550

You can accept failure, pick yourself up and learn from it in order to improve yourself or you can just sit in the middle of a road and hope to get hit by a bus.

I should reword my post. There's probably a few lads here who sink into despondant attitudes for whatever reason, and they post about it on this board. Fair enough, but its up to us all to help one another right? Isn't this what /britfeel/ is about?

>>34549

>>34552

How was he being pissy once the misinterpretation was realized? I misinterpreted it too so your wording was probably a bit off. Simmer down.

Daddy just sent me £100 lads, feels good. I wish I had some facebook frogs saved to accurately convey how pleased I am right now.

>>34556

That poor man. It's a perfect example of why Feminism is pure evil, he's been completely brainwashed into thinking being a man and having manly qualities is bad, this is a genuinely sad thing to read.

>>34556

He should kill himself.

>>34557

He deserves it imo, probably a racetraitor too

>>34556

>>34557

reminder that feminists will read that and think "ugh what a disgusting pig! He acts like a feminist but still feels entitled to a woman".

sitting in bed with the rain pounding down outside. Real comfy lads.

>>34557

I know, I've seen it posted before and everyone was just laughing at him for being pathetic, but it's really sad.

>>34562

Women, and I'd probably say most normies, don't understand loneliness.

>>34563

I'd say some women do, but certainly more women are normies than men.

Fucking hell lads, theres some serious storm going on outside, feeling pretty comfy but I am annoyed because I wanted to go out today.

>>34570

After the entire "Infinity Next" saga and seeing Josh's "i'm a victim, everyone is out to get me or hates me, jim is going to feed me to the pigs" personality in previous IRC logs, I expect this to be either absolutely nothing, or very finely cherry picked.

I mean, what reason is there to hold off from posting all of the logs right now? It's the same shit Zoe Quinn did when she posted snippets of IRC logs in a way that made it look like they were trying to rape and kill her, he probably wants to take out all the parts that make him look bad and all the parts that make anyone else look good.

>>34570

I actually felt sorry for him not long before the infinity project failed. Now I just want him to fuck off. He's just trying to make trouble.

>>34571

All of this. He should just shit or get off the pot, as someone on twitter has already told him.

Lads, I feel so sick.

I span round on my chair for about 5 minutes.

>>34576

Hotwheels is pretty alpha to be honest

How did hotwheels lose his virginity?

I want to know what happened physically that evening. How the hell is it possible?

He breaks his bones just from falling over.

>>34578

http://8ch.net/whore.txt

>>34573

All I'm getting from this is that Josh is incompetent, Hotwheels is beta and Jim is domineering and abusive. They all sound totally unprofessional and I'm worried about the future of the site.

>>34580

If they were professional or competent, they wouldn't be wasting their time and money with anonymous imageboards.

And let's face it, they could be autistic transgender furfag SJWs or some shit, Hotwheels & Co. bar Josh aren't too bad as far as imageboard denizens go.

>>34580

>>34581

exactly, any legit professional out to make a serious profitable business would stay the fuck away from something like 8chan. It requires someone like hotwheels who is by and large a freak but who still wants to be responsible for something semi-meaningful to some people.

>>34580

I quite like the lore of having Ivar the Boneless running the site.

>>34584

one on the right is fat, not busty. doesn't count.

Also fuck off.

>>34586

just banta m8

but seriously, post better looking chicks if you must slagpost

>>34584

What the fuck are those rancid swines?

>>34584

Stop.

>>34589

Trump is a stand up guy.

So much for muh evil capitalist slave owner.

>>34589

yep, he waited instead of barging past Carson like an asshole, but he's the "bad guy" so of course the lefties have to say "lel trump so stupid he fucked up"

>>34589

The one thing I will say about Trump is that he stands up for what he believes in, and seems to want a fair fight for the presidency. Which is a lot more than I can say for most politicians.

Other than that though, I refuse to get too into american politics.

I CANT STOP MASTURBATING

ever since I shilled for trump a bit on my troll twitter account I keep getting random americans (mainly from the south) following me.

>>34594

how did you type this then?

>>34597

>not being able to type one handed.

>>34597

>hasn't spent hundreds of hours arguing on 4chan with 1 hand and masturbating with the other

>>34599

>>34598

>only needing one had to cover your dick

>>34600

I use 1 hand to pleasure the most sensitive part of my cock.

I don't just tug away at it with both hands like some fucking barbarian.

>>34600

>muh big dick

porn stars jack it with one hand mate.

>>34602

>inb4 someone starts making cuck comments

I don't even watch porn anymore but lets no one here pretend they haven't watched enough to know the general principal

>>34603

I'll be honest and say I actually haven't, porn is just super weird to me, I've never been able to get off to it

>>34604

>

>I've never been able to get off to it

But you HAVE watched it, to establish you don't like it?

>>34605

33 without bonus round.

42 with bonus round.

>>34605

81, Cyborg.

>>34605

I apparently run with the flock

>>34609

Post your score lad

>>34610

go ahead and REEEEEEEEEEEEEE my 98

>>34608

>>34611

get out

>>34612

What is the highest "acceptable" score on here?

>>34612

no, you. I specifically said REEEEEEEEEEEEEE me now REEEEEEEEEEEEEE or forever hold your piece.

>>34613

2?

>>34613

anything is acceptable since this board is at least 50% normalfag

>>34615

If this is a self improvement board, what are you all hoping to improve about yourself that wouldn't give you a good a score on this test ?

>>34616

>a self improvement board

>>34606

yeah, but I've never hung around long enough to notice trends in the media

>>34619

Gave me a good chuckle.

>>34605

57, I've been called a normalfag by other robots before, but the fact that I'm actually a depressed manlet alcoholic really stops me from being part of society properly.

I do have an issue with "have a smart phone" being in the bonus round though, plenty of /g/ autists that have them just for the love of tech, and the use social networks regularly and use snapchat/yikyak cover all the reasons normies want smartphones.

>>34605

32, which might sound bad, but 13 months ago I would have gotten a 16, and would have been that for about 7 years. Self-improvement confirmed for working, albeit slowly.

I'm sick of people shouting each other online. I'm sick of people arguing about the stupidest aspects of politics. I'm sick of Americans thinking that the issues they face are shared by the rest of the English speaking world because they think we're one culture. I'm sick of the completely unhealthy attitude to porn and sex people on the internet has. I'm sick of the fact that people who want to improve just work out glamour muscles and take cold showers while doing nothing of actual use.

I'm just sick of the fucking internet lads.

>>34625

Get off it then lad

Bought my mother a 19th century lectern sized bible for her birthday lads. Feeling absolutely moral.

>>34625

>I'm sick of people shouting each other online

Imagine each person sitting at home at their screens with an expressionless face, because that's what's usually happening in reality.

>I'm sick of the fact that people who want to improve just work out glamour muscles and take cold showers while doing nothing of actual use.

I consider myself one who "self-improves", and that's not what I want to do at all. I've never even had a cold shower before, everything I've been doing has been working towards pulling me out of being a reclusive NEET hikki autist failure.

>>34622

meme magic has been proved real time and time again

>>34628

is that the sort of stuff she's into?

>>34631

She's a Christian and has been going on about needing a new bible for ages, she also has been interested in antique books recently because I keep showing her old books I bring back from my favourite shop.

>>34629

I'm aware that they have expressionless faces, but they just shit up everywhere with their inane arguing. And as for the self improvement stuff, I'm well aware there are some that are actually doing stuff, but most of it feels like goals people set so they feel like theyre moving forward, when really nothing in their lives is improving other than the fact that they can stand under cold water for longer.

I wouldn't mind all this so much if I wasn't so fucking lonely and every community I try and become part of is so full of fucktards. (present company mostly excluded)

>>34632

That's a nice gift, I wish I could get my mum something more meaningful but all she does is play candycrush and while glancing at the tv

>>34634

Iktf anon, I usually just buy her a scarf or handbag or something. This is the first particularly meaningful gift I've got her.

>>34633

M8 I've been more productive in the last week than I have in the last year…It's not because of the cold showers but they're definitely helping. They have become a bit of a meme but it's because they're good for you.

>nothing in their lives is improving other than the fact that they can stand under cold water for longer.

How do you know this? It seems like you're projecting with the cold showers perhaps being a metaphor for something else.

With regards to your main point: too much internet is bad. Nofap, noporn, cold showers - it's useless if you're still at the computer for hours and hours each day. People often overlook this but it's one of the most important and also most difficult things to give up.

>>34636

No, I literally mean cold showers, I've been talking to this guy online recently and he says he's improving a bunch but he really isn't, its all ego inflation and cold showers I'm aware of others that are exactly the same.

>>34637

Oh, I see. Well there's no point letting other people's failures bother you. You can give them advice but the only person you can really help is yourself, which, ironically, is the best way to get others to improve themselves: leading by example (I'm not sure it works as well over the internet but you get the idea).

>>34632

I don't know what my mother is interested in.

I don't really know her that well even though she's the only person I've been around my whole life.

http://www.mensa.org.uk/workout

how well can you do in mensa's 15 minute meme brain workout?

>booktuber I watch has been getting fatter and fatter recently

>bringing up more and more feminism in her videos

>just as she develops a double chin, announces a "feminist book club" deletes every single negative comment

>links a video "why deleting comments isn't censorship" in her video

Just end it all lads

>>34641

>women

what did you expect?

>>34642

I know, I know. It's quite creepy how every female book youtuber I find is without fail a feminist.

>>34643

most women on youtube in general are feminists I think, it's the attention whore nature that makes you start doing it in the first place

>>34641

Jean has always been chubby anon.

Booktubers are fucking terrible though, they're almost all female and 90% of them just read young adult fiction and shit book-chart stuff.

>>34644

That's a fair point. Youtube attracts histrionic types.

>>34645

She has a legit double chin though, I actually liked Jean because despite her pleb taste in fiction she actually knows her shit when it comes to ancient Greece and it seems like she was going to start making more videos on that kind of thing. I'll probably just unsubscribe to save myself the heartache. At least I still have based book chemist, nobody can take him away from me.

>>34646

I should clarify, she was always chubby but now she has an actual moonface and a double chin

>>34646

Ancient Greece was pretty misogynistic to be sincere. I hope she condemns it.

>>34646

Just looked at her channel. How could you not spot exactly what type of girl she is a mile away?

that fucking profile picture alone should tell you

>>34647

Ah, I dont actually watch her but she's still in my subscriptions because of the reasons you stated. She manages to hide the doublechin in her thumbnails so I assumed it was more of the same.

I'll have to check out the Book Chemist though, I'd basically given up on the idea of booktube thanks to feminist trash.

>>34648

Ancient Greece new that women weren't the equals of men

>>34649

Because I fancied her a little to be honest. It's like I grew up fancying Emma Watson then she turned into a raging feminist. I am eternally cucked by ideology.

>>34650

From what I've seen all his videos are apolitical. Just a scruffy Italian student talking about books and whether or not he likes them. He tends to read decent stuff too.

>>34651

I'd rather watch someone apolitical to be honest, stops there ever being a shitstorm, and the idea about some scruffy student talking about books in his bedroom is good, shows its more about the content than trying to look all flashy and bright like most of the booktubers do.

It's also nice to see a guy that doesnt come off as a raging homosexual.

>>34652

Yeah, he's just very monotone and stuff. He seems unenthusiastic, but in a good way. I find it really nauseating how people on youtube always insist on this faux enthusiasm all the time.

>Morbidly obese American Sargon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN-vhZoO7wM

>>34654

this guy is the embodiment of reddit, I honestly despise him.

>>34655

>keeps making sobstory videos crying about what a fat fuck loser he is

>still never loses any weight

>>34653

Yeah, one of the gaming people I watch talked about it before, how it's seen amongst video makers that being positive means you keep retention throughout the videos, and that retention means you make more money. Which I guess is probably true for younger audiences, who like all that shit, but obviously it's not always the case, totalbiscuit is making bank on retention thanks to youtube red and his videos are incredibly dry,

>>34656

He blames his testosterone levels on his weight.

Is music anon here?

If I plug this into my keyboard will I be able to sustain? Bam - just like that?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/DAMPER-SUSTAIN-PEDAL-Yamaha-Keyboard/dp/B0013NB0ES

>>34658

maybe he's just tacking on mass so he can get shreaded

>>34659

You might have to enable it in your keyboards settings, but yeah it should "JUST WERK". They are extremely simple devices, all that's in there is a potentiometer that makes an internal voltage go up and down depending on how far down the pedal pressed.

>>34662

Thanks lad. My brother knows a bit about electronics and has actually built me some effects pedals in the past so I'll see if he can make one before I shell out the extortionate sum of £17 on one.

>>34664

how did you find this?

>>34663

Electronically it's a piece of piss, the difficult part would be finding/building the actual mechanism, but if he's built effects pedals before then perhaps he has some spare parts or knows where to get them.

Do you ever accidentally find bizarre videos with very little views and have no idea what the fuck is going on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRuBOH_HoUM

Is it worth watching game of thrones?

>>34671

What board?

>>34673

meant to reply to >>34672

>>34673

/leftypol/ calls people racist all the time

>>34673

What the fuck kind of boards do you post on?

>>34673

I lurked there for a while to see what they were about, they are more recent immigrants from halfchan, booted off the MGS general on /vg/. They hate the rest of 8chan and are some of the biggest cucks on this site, and they are pretty much reddit incarnate.

They'll ban you for stupid shit like posting images of joost that she once claimed to be embarrassed by, it's pathetic.

>>34675

That's expected.

>>34676

First time I've posted there, I visited because I know of them through Metal Gear and Joosten is cute.

Looks like Trump has won New Hampshire lads. Good news.

>>34675

Of course they do, the left define racist as 1) you care at all about the survival of the white race/ native Europeans, or 2) you disagreed with me

thanks for the backup kamerad

>>34679

This is nice news.

Deleted >>34673 because I didn't want to get traced back here and for them to start shitposting, but apparently we have active mods and they don't.

>>34667

I always assume it's a fetish thing, it usually is.

Frogs are great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w336O-lH1bQ

>>34687

This is it. This is how we reclaim pepe. Make him a Trump poster boy.

>>34687

THOSE DAMN GOOBER GLOBBERS STEALING FACEBOOK FROG FOR THEIR RACIST AGENDA

who here /reallyneedajob/

>>34690

I'm more /shouldprobablygetajobbutnoteventrying/ here.

>>34690

Who /miserablewageslave/ here?

>>34691

I even applied for one of those "leaflet distributor" jobs today. I hope it's not some sort of scam.

>>34692

What's your job?

>>34693

I work for the government. I doubt much will make you worry more for the fate of this country than seeing how poorly it's run.

>>34694

>work for the government

GCHQ please go.

>>34692

I'd probably hate my job if I worked more than 16 hours.

>>34696

Yeah, I'm looking for part time work myself.

Decided to test my words per minute because I'm applying for an office job and found out I can type 80 WPM. I never thought spending two years of my life arguing about niggers and jews on an anime imageboard would give me a marketable skill, but here I am.

>>34699

Impressive.

My left hand's really cold and I can't warm it up. Might have a hot bath or something.

>Being friendly and genuine can go a long way when dealing with customers. Please give a brief example of a situation when your helpful approach has benefited either a customer or team member.

for fuck's sake, even Iceland wants me to bullshit them.

>>34702

I applied for Aldi once. They wanted me to write about the most challenging experience I'd ever gone through in my personal life. I fucking hate that bullshit. I just wanted to stack shelves for God's sake!

I just made some shit up about climbing a mountain. I actually probably over did it. I didn't get the job.

>>34703

>climbing a mountain

Close anon, but they preferred Dean whose achievement was "shagging 6 birds in one weekend".

I finally did it lads. After several long months of trying, I have finally conditioned myself to enjoy eating bananas. I am the master of my own destiny.

>>34706

I would eat bananas if they were blue or red.

They are such a shit colour.

>>34704

I fucking hate Dean.

>>34705

I'm just going to leave it blank next time and hope the manager or whoever handles recruitment just doesn't really care.

>>34706

What do you find bad about them? I like mashing mine into a paste and putting it on bread.

>>34708

The disgusting texture. I'm mostly over it now though. I just sat down one day and thought to myself, mate, enough is enough. You're an adult and it's about high time you started appreciating bananas.

>>34708

>not chewing it up, spitting it out and moulding it into a ball for later consumption

>>34710

>not chopping the top of the banana off, squeezing it out, chewing it up and spitting it back in and then drinking it out of the banana

>>34712

is that the guy from that atheist thing?

did his wife really cuck him?

>>34713

Reading that made me dry heave, but then I have a really weak stomach. I dry heave when I'm washing dishes sometimes.

>>34714

Yes that's him. I'm not sure, I saw it mentioned a while back that his obese wife cucked him when I used to go in the Twitch raid threads on /b/. It irked him when I mentioned it so maybe it's true.

Fresh Gilad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbx23Ygj3YM

Fresh Gilad

Anyone else here want to live the simple life? My dream is to get a few acres of land and built a little but nice house on it, and live off the land. That or build a little mobile home and travel around.

>>34718

Yeah, I dream that sometimes too. Sometimes I wish someone would turn up at my door, take me away to another country, to work on a farm, or as a lumberjack, or just doing anything outdoorsy and hard work, supporting a small but friendly community, and live the rest of my life completely computer/internet free.

>>34719

You could try this.

http://www.wwoof.net

Of course you'd have to be a little proactive to find somewhere (no one is going to come to your door) and you'd probably have to cover your own travel expenses. It isn't a permanent thing but you'll get all your food and accommodation looked after, you'll see the world a bit and learn farming. You might even get a permanent job from it in the end.

>>34722

our cultures are so similar, and our histories, small island nation that kicked ass, and is now small again.

We really should link up with them again.

Good morning lads. I was going to stay in bed longer today but I'm incredibly hungry and need to go get breakfast. Such is the drawback of leaving humanity behind.

>>34724

Mornin' I went for a lovely walk in a frozen wood just out of town earlier. If the weather is the same tomorrow I'll take a camera and get a picture of a lovely glade in the woods for you guys.

>>34724

Good morning, yeah I did the same. I'm sick of staying in bed until 1pm+, but I just wish it was easier to get into a sensible mindset the moment I wake up. I always just want to lie there forever and never leave, but as soon as I'm able to force myself out I realise how bad that mindset is.

>Some cancers are mysterious, in that doctors cannot determine where they originate and how they will spread. These cancers often are given the unwieldy name "unknown primary squamous cell carcinoma" (UPSCC).

>Now, researchers at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine in Baltimore have found that the human papillomavirus (HPV) is strongly associated with UPSCCs in the head and neck area and, more specifically, cancer of the oropharynx, the middle part of the throat that includes the tonsils and the base of the tongue.

>In the new study, Dr. Carole Fakhry, an associate professor of otolaryngology – head and neck surgery at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, led a research team that examined 84 patients, mostly male, with UPSCC over the course of 9.5 years — the largest study of its kind at a single hospital. They found that more than 90 percent of the patients were HPV-positive, indicating that HPV was a probable cause of the cancer.

>The researchers also documented a steady rise in the number of UPSCC cases seen at Johns Hopkins Hospital: In the first four years of the study, there were 14 cases of UPSCC; in the next three years, there were 90 cases; and over the next 2.5 years, there were 297 cases. This increase mirrors the national trend of rising HPV infection rates among young people.

God is punishing the fornicators again lads

>tfw you see a FtM with narrower hips than you

just fucking end it all lads

>>34728

I don't understand.

>>34729

I saw a picture of a female to male transgender and she had narrower hips than I do, and I'm a biological male. Shit's depressing

>>34730

Maybe it's because she's just more of a freak than you.

>>34731

m-maybe

I think I'm going to try and change up my diet to try and boost my T levels

>>34730

Why do you want narrow hips as a man?

>>34733

Do you know what narrow means? Men are supposed to have narrow hips and broad shoulders. Women have narrow shoulders and broad hips.

>>34734

That sounded rude, I legitimately just wondered if you were maybe confusing narrow and broad. Guys are definitely meant to have narrow hips though.

>>34734

>>34735

I think I was just confusing narrow and broad, nothing to worry about. I just had a temporary bout of retardation.

>>34735

>>34736

To clarify my position I was under the impression men were supposed to be stocky and well built, after giving what you said some thought though, yeah it makes a lot more sense for men to have narrow hips, what with the lack of childbirth and all. I take my question back.

Steak for dinner lads. Excited.

>>34737

yeah, I get what you mean. Men should be big (muscular) but skeleton wise I think most people find it better to have a slim waste and broad shoulders, giving a v shape.

>>34738

there are major differences in the male and female skeletons, if you look up forensic anthropology you'll find some lists.

>>34730

depending on when they get on hormones FtMs sometimes don't go through female puberty, or maybe it's just luck.

If it makes you feel better I have fucking massive hips.