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It's really April this time edition.
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No.38711
>>38709
>>38710
Maybe. Probably not, but maybe.
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No.38712
>>38711
I'll concede that it's only a chance some SJW will happen to take exception to your actions enough for that chain of events to happen. But the risk is such that if it DID happen it would fuck with your life, so people prefer not to take the risk
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No.38713
>>38711
I've seen it happen before, although admittedly in America, so maybe it wouldn't happen here, I'm still not about to risk it though, even if i don't have a job
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No.38714
>>38708
>>38709
>>38710
>>38712
>>38713
Lads Tim Hunt got fucking forced to resign over some SJW bullshit. If it can happen to him it can happen to anyone. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Hunt#Resignations_and_reappointments
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No.38715
>>38714
wasn't he the one who made a joke about how he met his wife and they declared him sexist. that was some bullshit
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No.38716
>>38715
he made a speech at the World Conference of Science Journalists, at a lunch specifically for women scientists, where he said the following:
>It's strange that such a chauvinist monster like me has been asked to speak to women scientists. Let me tell you about my trouble with girls. Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticise them they cry. Perhaps we should make separate labs for boys and girls? Now, seriously, I'm impressed by the economic development of Korea. And women scientists played, without doubt an important role in it. Science needs women, and you should do science, despite all the obstacles, and despite monsters like me.
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No.38717
>>38716
yeah, that's the one, I thought the 'you fall in love' bit was a reference to his wife, who's also a biologist.
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No.38718
Lads! I bought a jar of gherkins after work yesterday because i was feeling lavish, cracked it open today. Look at the size of this leviathan.
>pic related.
Thought i'd share it, it was delicious - though when i nibbled on it was as if i was performing oral sex on a well endowed goblin. I tried to take a picture with my foot in for scale but then realized that though my foot is exactly 1 foot - that might not be apparent to you. So i threw the pencil down but then didn't want to get my pickle so close that it touched the ground, so you may be thinking the pickle is even bigger than it actually is!
I think if I was Damien hirst i could tell people this picture is art and people would right dissertations on it's hidden meaning.
I haven't posted in a while so i just thought i'd check in.
Also, i say pickle sometimes because Gherkin makes me think of those based alpine Pakis. Is this wrong of me? am i using a disgusting Americanism?
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No.38719
>>38718
I was disappointed when I opened the thumbnail and noticed the pickle wasn't on the floor.
I thought it was a giant pickle.
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No.38720
>>38718
You could have put it on a tissue or on a plate, and then put that on the floor.
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No.38721
Lads! I bought a jar of gherkins after work yesterday because i was feeling lavish, cracked it open today. Look at the size of this leviathan.
>pic related.
Thought i'd share it, it was delicious - though when i nibbled on it was as if i was performing oral sex on a well endowed goblin. I tried to take a picture with my foot in for scale but then realized that though my foot is exactly 1 foot - that might not be apparent to you. So i threw the pencil down but then didn't want to get my pickle so close that it touched the ground, so you may be thinking the pickle is even bigger than it actually is!
I think if I was Damien hirst i could tell people this picture is art and people would right dissertations on it's hidden meaning.
I haven't posted in a while so i just thought i'd check in.
Also, i say pickle sometimes because Gherkin makes me think of those based alpine Pakis. Is this wrong of me? am i using a disgusting Americanism?
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No.38722
>>38718
I'm posting this to /feet/.
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No.38723
>>38718
I take credit for this after my picklepost last week
I advise all anons to turn to the gherkin
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No.38724
What the absolute fuck is this? >>>/fluffy/
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No.38725
>>38724
It's concentrated autism. A brony board dedicated to a specific headcanon form of ponyshit.
http://fluffypedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fluffy_Ponies
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No.38726
>>38725
Is this some kind of fetish?
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No.38727
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No.38728
>>38726
I think it's more of a mental illness.
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No.38729
>watching The Breakfast Club
>maximum comfy movie
>the entire cast is white
>realise the movie could never be made like this today and would have at LEAST one black person shoehorned in
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No.38730
>>38729
Downloading it now, you've sold me.
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No.38731
>>38730
I'm sure at least one jew in hollywood is pitching a modern remake with a proper "diverse" cast.
Until then, enjoy the relic of a bygone era
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No.38732
>>38731
Just finished it. Allison is maximum qt.
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No.38733
>got drunk last night and went into town to try and be a normie
>drunk too much and just about remember leaving the house.
Fuck lads, I havent drunk for like a month but I didnt think it would be that bad.
(and in case anyone reeee's at me, I was drinking alone then decided it would be a good idea to go into town and make friends. Past experiences have proved this is a bad idea, but drunk me is gunna be a fucking faggot)
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No.38734
>>38731
I have an idea for a super diverse character.
Allison Reynolds starts off male, and after the makeover scene it turns out he is actually trans.
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No.38735
>>38733
Why, what did you do?
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No.38736
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No.38737
>>38733
But what did you do?
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No.38738
I wish I'd never gone to the KIKEWHEELS FIX YOUR SHIT threads on tech that >>38614 warned me of. All the autism on there has made me come away feeling paranoid and at the very least believing that the people who run this site are incompetent fucks who don't really give a fuck about this place.
>>38734
Kek. Mr. Vernon being the evil white dude would be the only character who would stay the same.
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No.38739
>>38738
Bender would stay white I suspect, otherwise they'd get shit for making "the criminal" a nonwhite
The jock would undoutedly be black
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No.38740
>>38739
Exactly what I was thinking. Brian could stay white but he'd have to be a full on homo or something. They could easily change his race though too.
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No.38741
>>38740
they could make the "brain" be a woman because feminists would love that
and then make the basket-case be a male who still gets the makeover as >>38734 said
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No.38742
>>38741
True, that just leaves the spoiled princess and Bender. Do you think they'd leave her white?
Bender is the most problematic character to change. They'd probably keep him white like >>38739 said or maybe they'd just turn him into a bull dyke.
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No.38743
https://youtu.be/xkWLg8vJX_Q?t=95
>it's so incredibly white
>racial diversity
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No.38744
>>38742
well, they'd have to turn one of them nonwhite, otherwise they'd miss an opportunity for a wholesome interracial romance :v)
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No.38745
>>38742
I think they'd keep the spoiled princess white and have her slightly racist, but then through her time in detention realise that this black athlete is super cute and that she was wrong about race.
>>38741
They'd probably make the brain a female minority, but not oriental as that's too much of a stereotype. Maybe another black, so the athlete doesnt feel token, but I could see her being an arab.
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No.38746
>>38735
>>38736
>>38737
I have no idea, I was blackout drunk after I left the house, which I think is an absolutely terrible idea. There's sick covered things in my bin too, but I havent dug in to look if I was sick there or just cleaned it with trash, probably was sick in there though.
Still havent been downstairs to see my parents, Im not sure if saw them after coming home last night, I hope not.
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No.38747
>>38743
>Not just white but all kinds of diversity.
What a cunt. What a fucking self hating cunt.
>>38744
>>38745
Kek, there's so many ways they could ruin this film. I don't doubt for a second they'd try at least one of the things we've thought of.
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No.38748
>>38747
According to j-dar three of the main cast are Jews.
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No.38749
>>38748
Bender, the basket case and who?
Why didn't I realise before?
>>38746
You need to stop this lad.
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No.38750
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No.38751
>>38749
This is the first time I drunk heavily in a month, maybe two. My drinking problem is getting better, but obviously when I do drink now it hits me harder.
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No.38752
>>38751
I used to binge when I was younger. The worst I've ever been was waking up in a pile of sick on my couch. I was so pissed still I honestly didn't know where I was. I though I was still in the bar.
I must have puked while I was asleep because there was a huge blob leading straight to my mouth and then all over the floor. I later found out I'd puked all over my room too. I spent the rest of the entire day puking until there was nothing left. Then I just couldn't stop dry heaving.
I've not really touched the stuff since. My brothers were a lot worse than me when they were younger too.
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No.38753
>>38750
Molly Ringwald isn't Jewish
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No.38754
>>38752
Ah, I remember waking up a few times and realizing I puked in my sleep, it's fucking disgusting. I remember the first time I blamed it on the cat and my Mum put him outside.
Haven't been drunk in about 6 months now.
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No.38755
>>38753
According to this she has German, English and Swedish ancestry.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000208/bio
She's still pretty hnnnng even if she is a self hating moron.
>>38754
I hoped you apologised to your cat.
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No.38756
>>38754
how fucking huge is your cat for it to plausibly having a human amount of sick?
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No.38757
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No.38758
>>38757
>being a misogynist
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No.38759
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No.38761
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