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This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penisesPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A. Davis

Nux3D

Clairetato Hartley

2019:

Jaquie Beckwith

Sol Pais

Kairo Seijuro

Etika

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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Cliff Asness is a billionaire hedge fund manager (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Asness)

He also has a secret. Clifford spent Euro 771 on Dofantasy, a site selling extremely graphic comics showing people being tortured, raped, enslaved, dismembered and killed.

Payment methods:

*2953 Mastercard (Credit - Platinum) issued by Citibank (verified by BIN)

*1231 Mastercard (Credit - Platinum) issued by Citibank (verified by BIN)

Emails used for orders:

cliff@clasness.com : his previous domain

casness@speakeasy.org : no longer active

Other emails :

cliff.asness@aqr.com

ORDER NUMBER 1124489961 ON AUGUST 20, 2005 FROM IP ADDRESS 67.86.222.225

cliff@clasness.com : Clifford Asness United States of America

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PDF FC62 DARK CABIN : DoFantasy /english/USAFC62DarkCabin.htm

PDF FC47 CHICAGO : DoFantasy /english/USAFC47Chicago.htm

PDF FC61 CONVENT ASSAULT : DoFantasy /english/USAFC61ConventAssault.htm

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PDF FC55 TAXI TO HELL : DoFantasy /english/USAFC55Taxi.htm

PDF FC46 DRUG LORD DIAZ : DoFantasy /english/USAFC46Dias.htm

PDF FC53 BLACK VAN 2 : DoFantasy /english/USAFC53BlackVan2.htm

PDF F16E FansadoX 16 English : DoFantasy /english/USAfan16.htm

PDF F19E Fansadox 19 ENGLISH : DoFantasy /english/USAfan19.htm

PDF FC39 1850 WHITE SLAVES : DoFantasy /english/USAFC39WhiteSlaves1850.htm

PDF FC35 SLAVE TREK : DoFantasy /english/USAFC35StarTrek1.htm

PDF FC31 HER BEST FRIEND : DoFantasy /english/USAFPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE FUCKING TRANSPHOBIA AND ABLISM HERE!! YOUR TRANSPHOBIA, RACISM, ABLISM, SEXISM, AND PREGIDUCES ARE FUCKING INSUFRABLE!! GO TO HELL 8CHAN!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to one of the biggest manchild in the foot fetish community, upalucasblakeman, or Marooey, and UnbanMarooey from Deviantart and lucasblakeman0 from Furaffinity.

This kid, omg, I don't know where to start.

1. He has been stealing artwork of Queen Ankha from Zp92 and refused to give credit.

2. He claims to be a friendly foot fetish kid who's friends with everyone yet, his attitude says otherwise. https://archive.is/v4dog

https://archive.is/40z96

3. Not only is he a manchild, he's also a racist too. https://archive.is/BDOzX *insert that's racist video here.*

4. Every time someone blocks him, most likely because he harassed them for requests, he usually gets butthurt about it, and whines something like: Oh *username* you didn't have to block me, I was just asking you for requests.

5. He's also a manchild that resorts to using No u arguments.

6. Even though there were clear evidence of his art thievery, Lucas claimed that he's not an art thief.

7. Lucas has also tried to circumvent his ban by creating multiple accounts, which I'm pretty sure breaks several rules and may also be illegal.

I don't know about you guys, but I think lucas deserve this thread.

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/lucasblakeman0/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfaSQgyDsHJmulkzTHgLpUA

His DisPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Do yall remember timbox129?

Aka the lolcow who simps over lee lee from dexter's lab and ashi from samurai jack.

Tell me the new update

lol… she gone eat that polish killbassa… juicy and thick!

came across this autistic faggot wedding photographer in minneapolis who does zoom meetings: https://tangledtrailsmedia.com

thinking it would be fuckin hilarious to schedule a zoom meeting and just spam DNB and ear rape

pic is the fag in all her glory lmao

Ric Sandler. Nashville Song writer has-been. Easily triggered Zionist. Hours of fun. Use included image. https://www.facebook.com/ricsandler1

Soy-induced faggot that "takes apart" right-wing youtubers with retarded arguments that can be debunked with 5 minutes of actual research. He deserves more hate but I never see anyone give him anything but praise

I want to be the next BossmanJack, sans, God willing, the drugs and the crime.

Who wants to help the cause?

BTC: bc1qqhkwvsseka3yz25uukhhagylv4650u5f7s87eu

Also, which streaming platforms other than Kick allow the gamba, in case I end up being too similar to the Bossman?

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making fun of true lolcows not the new gen generalised label referring to "problematic" INFLUENCERS/micro celebrities via mainstream media the REAL lolcows that are often times severely mentally retarded beyond repair with no self awareness, if you yourself are diagnosed any form of autism whether you have mild aspergers, or require very substantial support you do not have the right to make fun of such people regardless of what theyve done for that shows you are an appeal scouting normfag jester. we all deep down are the same we all have similar struggles, to make fun of one who was granted unrestricted internet access and critically groomed in the process does not make you any better than them. we all face extreme ridicule from the neurotypical why should we partake their nefarious tendencies?