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INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:

Full Timeline

https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT

http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Archived Threads:

https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR

http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A. Davis

Nux3D

Clairetato Hartley

2019:

Jaquie Beckwith

Sol Pais

Kairo Seijuro

Etika

This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penisesPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

512 586 8343 THIS IS MY PHONE NUMBER AND I LOVE THE GAMECUBE INSULT IT ESPECIALLY CALL IT THE SHITCUBE AND I LOVE FOOD AND IF YOU WANT SEND FOOD TO MY ADDRESSES 5517 Emma Thompson Way 78747 Austin, TX and 2101 W Slaughter Ln 78748

Now initiated as a master mason Barrett Kosh thinks his scamming is unstoppable but his luck is now finished in 2024 gonna burn.

Justin Griffin, who also goes by the handles @RUSTERNATOR on Telegram and on TikTok, is a known animal abuser.

He is known for being a pathological liar who plays the victim in any situation and tries to act like a tough guy who thinks he can fight anyone on the street. He likes to try and dox people as well as boast about being a part of the criminal underworld. He's been known to make claims that he's connected to gangs such as the Comancheros and the Banditos, and at times claims he is a police informant.

He has a history of abusing animals, particularly cats, and is currently in possession of a cat by the name of Tiger.

Attached is a statement from a witness that has seen the abuse unfold. In addition, attached is another document pertaining to his conviction papers.

Encyclopaedia Metallum, better known to the internet as Metal-Archives, is renowned throughout the internet as the authority on all things heavy metal. Virtually every artist that ever put out a metal album is featured on that site, including thousands of decades-old bands that released one 4-track demo before quietly disappearing.

But what this thread is for is the community of the website's message board. Get ready for a wild ride, folks. Let the attached snapshot set the tone.

You'd think a website devoted to documenting music where lyrical themes a myriad of taboo subjects would attract scores of politically incorrect malcocks, but a cursory glance at their general threads reveals a different reality. Take the worst facets of Something Awful with the righteousness of your average RationalWiki editor and you have your average veteran Metal-Archives poster.

Take a gander at these threads.

The political compass test is mostly neutral, but it's instructive nonetheless:

https://www.metal-archives.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=95549

And then, let the fun begin on the threads on rape and white privilege

https://www.metal-archives.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=101013

https://www.metal-archives.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=101143

But best of all is Trump's victory. That just brought out tidal waves of salt:

https://www.metal-archives.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=114027&start=2920

New Trump salt thread here:

Snugglepunk is a lgbt cocks creator that has taken advantage of multiple men & women. She has her age hidden & edits herself to looking 18. Keep in mind she is 27. She is the reason why my friend may be dead & her ex boyfriend is dead, she has ruined so many peoples lives by doxxxxxxxing them & attempting to traffick them to the middle east. There's a whole thread of her having history of doing this to people, the police are aware of multiple people reporting her. Nothing has been done & I think lolcow can make her pay the price. There's multiple threads out there of her doing this to people. Aka goes by Hannah.

https://foxdickfarms.st/threads/qwerty537-aka-brotheralameen.177834/

https://foxdickfarms.st/threads/qwerty537-aka-brotheralameen.177834/

https://foxdickfarms.st/threads/qwerty537-aka-brotheralameen.177834/

>Be Delmore Oh

>Be a gay furfag dogfucker SA goon on Second Life

>Be hated by fellow degenerate goons and furfags alike

>Be a giant whiny crybaby

>Emoquit the internet for over a decade

>Come back as le wacky objecthead political grifter

>Be Uguroza/UgurozaVT

This faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y79sFKi7BOs

Tynan Laird, AKA "Triagonal" on deviantART, was permabanned for harassment. They couldn't get the hint, and days later they attempted to ban-evade, poorly. https://www.deviantart.com/forum/devart/general/2674267

They were permabanned off of deviantart two years ago on their "Triagonal" account, and despite claiming to have apologized they and their friends continue to stalk, dox, impersonate, and slander anyone who is wary of them. I've included a list of their known alts on other social media so that you can block them, and this video may be revised to include more information.

They have lied about so many things about themselves and "Tynan Laird" is not their real name, as no good matches for that name exist on name lookup sites. They also do not live in Pitcairn. Both u/MozartWasARed and u/NiotaBunny on Reddit have been confirmed to have the the same browser fingerprint and IP address, verifying that the two accounts belong to the same person. Triagonal/Tynan Laird has been claiming that u/NiotaBunny is not their alt ever since the real Niotabunny on the deviantART forums mentioned Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID). Since then, they have been lying and pretending that the account belongs to an entirely different person, despite admitting that they are the owner of the account prior to the DID shtick they recently picked up.

Anything they say about themselves can be taken as yet another lie. They are also known for falsely flagging cocks that shows them in a bad light, trying to get it removed. Any attempt to call them out or warn others on their behaviour will either result in a dox and/or them writing up paragraphs of ChatGPT prompted text.