ALRIGHT LISTEN UP YOU SONS OF THE MOST HIGH
I don't know about you guys, but I don't want no mormons stinking up our roster in their unwashed celestial underwear, and I ==ESPECIALLY== don't like it being some two bit blasphemous knock off of our Lord and Savior.
To that end, I figure we should come up with a substitution for our substitution. Of course we'll probably want to change more than a single player this year, but we were champions for a reason and only MINOR (sic) tweaks are allowed so we can't change too much. Personally I consider Mormon Jesus to be genuinely sacreligious given that we are essentially putting up a mockery of Christ alongside saints and wholesome christian memes, and I pray that you all agree with me, but really I just want us to start spitballing memes for the roster who we can strategize about later. I already went on the discord to get some initial ideas, and they are, to the likely surprise of no one:
>St. Anthony
>Vatican II
>St. Augustine
>St. Thomas Aquinas
>Mel Gibson (warpaint and salt n' pepper variants)
To which I will add
>Constantine (emperor and keanu variants)
>St. Nicholas (i.e. Santa)
>Rasputin
It should also be noted that the retired/inactive list consists of Abraham, Job, Moses, Michael, Faith not Works, David, Jonathan, Salvation,Gabriel, How was Mass?, Elijah, NOFAP, St. Phillip, Go to Church, Heresy, Jacob, and, of course, Pope Francis. Oh, and also
>OT
>IRRELEVANT
which is one guy
On Christmas morning, I'll take all of the suggestions, along with the above picks (minus the retired/inactive unless resuggested [Jacob was our third best and he's out now so there may be something to that list that I'm missing, plz fill me in if need be]), and make a strawpoll, that is assuming this thread doesn't die. We have until the 1st to submit these changes, so I may end up making it a little later than just to let everyone pitch in. I got a lot of choices already but I want and expect way more from the actual board, so don't be afraid to get stupid with it, but if for some reason there aren't too many I'll cull my own picks from the poll just so it's fair.
>>745256
And our first suggestion is
>Cordreanu