/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

FRIDAY NIGHT

You lads watching Tommy & The Radio Heads?

>>55474

kek, great post

Any of you lads play minecraft?

>>55479

Not for a long time, and I only ever played it single player.

Good morning lads, lot cooler here today. What are your plans for today?

>>55481

morning friend. I think I'll lay here telling myself I'll start playing a videogame all day but never actually play it

>>55482

Which game/s are you not going to play?

>>55481

Morning, I'm off to bed, goodnight.

>>55484

N'night lad, sweet dreams.

>>55483

I want to play New Vegas

>>55486

Go on lad, start it up. I'm gonna clean my room.

>>55474

Loving the OP pic lad

>>55488

thanks

>>55489

Was that the one you were going to post in the last thread?

>>55490

No, I scrapped that cause it was shit

I feel like heading to Asda for some snacks, what should I get?

>>55492

onion ring crisps

>>55492

Get a pack of maoam strips, open them all and make a ball.

>>55495

>Is this what shitposting was like before the internet?

Yes. http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

>>55495

That reminds me of these survivor messages you'd find on left 4 dead

>>55495

>tendancies

ever noticed how the people who make those pseudo-intellectual scrawls always tend to misspell shit?

>>55496

>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men

>VII.6.35 (Brothel of Venus; on the Vico dei Soprastanti opposite the Vicolo del Gallo); 1645: May Love burn in some lonely mountains whoever wants to rape my girl friend!

What did he mean by this?

>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

Fucking Theophilus, I swear to god.

>>55500

It's been a long time since I read any of these, but wasn't there one along the lines of "Farewell women, my penis now only penetrates men's behinds"

>>55501

It's the very first one:

>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>>55504

It's good logic though

>If the holocaust happened, why are there still jews?

fucking lying kikes.

Epaphra is not good at ball games.

>>55507

Now this I can get behind.

Would the universe outside just be light-years of soil?

>>55510

Not sure, this nutter talks about it for an hour and a half.

<t

<pinktext is real

>>55512

Apparently not.

>>55513

<being wrong

<the year of our lord and saviour pinktext 0000

>>55512

>>55514

<test

For how long has this been a thing, and how did you find out about it?

>>55515

Apparently we've got (((blue text))) as well, and if you write it with aa tags (JIS mode for weeb ascii art) like:

((([aa]blue text[/aa])))

it will do this:

(((blue text)))

>>55515

(((well well well)))

>>55515

Well It's not pink, so I don't know what you're talking about.

>>55517

This is blue mind, but the white bracket blocks around it are super ugly.

>>55518

<do they know you still use an inferior memetext?

>>55519

It is pink, you need to either sort your CSS out, or stop using an old and broken mobile app.

Magpies are obnoxious, loud cunts.

>>55516

Testing if it works without brackets BLUE

>>55523

(((hmm)))

(((hmm))

>>55521

My mistake, removed some CSS. I still had the stuff in there from when 8chan broke its internal links:

var allLinks = document.links;

for(var i=0; i<allLinks.length; i++) { allLinks[i].target='' }

That apparently broke it. Ironically, I'm pretty sure it was you who posted it in the thread originally.

>>55522

We've got Parakeets around here, they are extremely annoying, fucking foreigners taking over.

>>55523

>>55524

The brackets are what makes it blue, the aa tags change the format to a monospaced shift-JIS font.

>>55525

Kek, yeah I did, sorry lad. It was just a temporary fix for a temporary problem to be fair.

You lads got anything in the steam sale?

>>55528

no, any recommendations?

>>55530

Nah, I've already got all the games I'm interested in so I don't know what has a good discount.

>>55528

American Truck Simulator and Tabletop Simulator. I don't actually have anyone to play the latter with, but I thought it'd be good to have just in case. I thought maybe there'd be some good solo games available on it, but beyond solitaire and jigsaw puzzles, they're way too complicated for me to comprehend on my own.

>>55529

I was contemplating getting that and/or DiRT Rally, but sim racing games are suffering without a steering wheel.

>>55532

Yeah it's probably not worth it without a wheel. I pirated Dirt and didn't think much of it.

>>55528

I got Starbound, it's pretty good. Basically Terraria in space.

>>55528

No, I still don't enjoy vidya.

>>55535

Why not, lad?

>>55536

Getting old n shit, I dunno.

>>55533

Hmm, I've generally read good things about DiRT Rally, unlike DiRT 4 which apparently has shit handling.

>>55535

That has generally been my mindset for the last 8 years or so, but I think the state of things now are a lot better than they were a couple years ago, when every other game was a muddy-looking, brown and grey, QTE-filled movie-simulator. I've enjoyed quite a few games recently that have come out over the last two years, and I'm actually looking forward to some games that are on the horizon for the first time in ages.

>>55528

Picked up the Sunless Sea expansion, which I'm super excited about, as well as Steins;Gate. I loved the anime and the game is supposed to be the same but deeper.

I also picked up hollow knight, but Im already thinking of refunding it, controls feel imprecise and floaty but I could possibly get used to it.

Night lads, got a date with a hapa.

>>55540

Fuck off, Norman.

>>55541

Stuck a Will Durant YouTube video on after the anon started talking about him.

>The Greatest Minds And Ideas of All Time

He has a watch mojo tier top 10.

(((
Confucius
Plato
Aristotle
Thomas Aquinas
Copernicus
Francis Bacon
Isaac Newton
Voltaire
Immanuel Kant
Charles Darwin
)))

Now I guess they must be in chronological order and I like the fact that none of them are women because it gives the list some semblance of credibility but one of them is Chinese and only 3 of them are English.

In the trash he goes.

just occurred to me that at-least two of these lads are virgins

>>55542

Could be worse, I was expecting Neil deGrasse Tyson.

https://soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

>>55544

>"allahu akbar"

>screams

>turns into applause

<"refugees welcome"

Brilliant.

>>55546

it was never you

@55547

50°03′N 05°45′E

Looks like /sp/ stole our get, in the degeneracy thread no less, rather fitting. >>55555

>>55558

Take a look at the catalog, JF has been spamming threads to claim the get on a board that averages ~10 posts a day.

DIdn't sleep well last night lads, kept getting bits of sick in my mouth, throat was burning.

Woke up this morning and had the most painful vomit of my life, there was a little bit of blood at the end, and the entire think felt quite thick compared to my normal sick.

Decided to call in sick today at the very least. Hopefully I feel better tomorrow.

>>55563

Uh oh, get well soon lad.

wish i could snooze my alarm forever lads

I've been up since 9pm yesterday, goodnight lads.

>>55566

Goodnight lad.

Just had deja vu so bad I started shaking.

<Feeling mostly okay all day

<Decide to at least try to eat something.

<Four bites in and my stomach is in immense pain.

I mean, I may as well finish the food, right?

<3 water tbh lads

>>55570

Inflation

>De flesta länder som handskas med inflation printar mer pengar för att ha råd med samma saker som tidigare då företag ökar priserna eftersom behovet ökar. Detta kallas för ‘Quantitive easing’ vilket är när en central bank printar mer pengar till pengaflödet. När inflation drabbar länder så printar de försiktigt mer pengar för att undvika en hyperinflation vilket skulle leda till att pengar knappt blir värda något alls längre och att nästan ingen har råd att ens köpa mat vilket är farligt. Alltså handskas de flesta länder ganska försiktigt med inflation för att inte förvärra den. Exempel på hyperinflation är Zimbabwe, där pengar knappt har något värde längre.

<Most countries dealing with inflation print more money to afford the same things as before when companies increase prices as demand increases. This is called 'Quantitive easing', which is when a central bank is printing more money for the cash flow. When inflation hits countries, they are cautiously printing more money to avoid hyperinflation, which would make money hardly worth anything anymore and that no-one can afford to even buy food which is dangerous. Thus, most countries deal fairly with inflation in order not to worsen it. Examples of hyperinflation are Zimbabwe, where money barely has any value anymore.

>Inflation påverkar folks privata ekonomi på så sätt att deras pengar förlorar värde och de kan inte köpa samma saker som de brukade kunna, alltså att deras levnadsstandard sjunker. Inflation är inte lika dålig för företagen som den är för konsumenterna på så sätt att företagen kan höja priserna på sina produkter när behovet ökar och utbudet minskar. Alltså tjänar företagen mer pengar medan konsumenterna förlorar mer pengar. Egentligen är en balans mellan inflation och deflation bäst för både företagen och konsumenterna då företag kan tjäna mer på att sälja 50 äpplen för 10kr styck istället för att sälja 10 äpplen för 20kr styck, i denna balans tjänar både företagen mer pengar samtidigt som levnadsstandarden för konsumenterna är stabil/ökar. Det är därför företag försöker öka utbudet genom att importera billigt material t ex. Då vinner både företaget mer samtidigt som konsumenternas levnadsstandard inte minskar.

<Inflation affects people's private finances in such a way that their money loses value and they can not buy the same things they used to know, that is, their living standards fall. Inflation is not as bad for companies as it is for consumers, so companies can raise prices for their products as demand increases and supply decreases. Thus, businesses earn more money while consumers lose more money. Actually, a balance between inflation and deflation is best for both businesses and consumers, as companies can earn more from selling 50 apples for £ 10 instead of selling 10 apples for SEK 20 each. In this balance, both companies earn more money while maintaining the living standards for consumers Is stable / increases. That is why companies try to increase their supply by importing cheap materials, for example. Then the company wins more while the consumer's living standard does not decrease.

>Inflation är dåligt eftersom företagen måste öka priset på sina produkter för att få samma värde som innan inflationen, medan konsumenterna som har lika mycket pengar men mindre värde inte kan köpa lika mycket produkter som tidigare och levnadsstandarden minskar.

Företagen ger arbetarna mer lön för att kompensera för de dyra priserna alltså blir kanske priserna dubbelt så dyra men din lön är dubbelt så hög så det är inte ett jätte stort problem förutom i u-länder som handskas med inflation eftersom de inte brukar hinna höja löner vilket leder till att folkets pengar blir ex antal % mindre värda.

<Inflation is bad because companies have to increase the price of their products to get the same value as before inflation, while consumers who have as much money but less value can not buy as many products as before and living standards decrease.

Companies give workers more pay to compensate for expensive prices, so prices may be twice as expensive but your salary is twice as high, so it's not a huge problem except in developing countries that deal with inflation because they do not usually raise wages Which means that people's money becomes ex-percent% less worthwhile.

>Även om inflationen kanske inte påverkar i-länder lika mycket som u-länder så är det fortfarande mer arbete för företagen för samma eller mindre production. Exempel är ‘’menu prices’’ när företag tvingas ändra priser för att konstant få lika mycket som tidigare vilket kan vara tufft arbete, samt måste företagen öka lönerna till arbetarna för att de ska få samma ‘’värde’’ som innan. Allt detta är jobbigt administrativt arbete.

<Although inflation may not affect developing countries as much as developing countries, there is still more work for companies for the same or lesser production. Examples are menu prices when companies are forced to change prices to constantly get as much as before, which can be tough work, and companies must increase the wages of the workers to get the same value as before. All this is tough administrative work.

>En effekt av inflation är ‘’Shoe leather cost’’ vilket syftar på sambandet av tid och kostnad, talesättets ursprung är från att folk helst hade så lite pengar på sig som möjligt under en inflation så de gick fram och tillbaka från bank och restaurang till exempel vilket slet på skorna, alltså talesättet.

<An effect of inflation is Shoe Leather Cost , which refers to the connection of time and cost, the origin of speech is because people preferred as little money as possible during an inflation so they went back and forth from bank and restaurant to For example, what's on the shoes, that's the saying.

>Riksbanken som uppgift att hålla inflationen låg och stabil, det är alltså Stefan Ingves som ansvarar för Sveriges penningpolitik.

<The task of the Riksbank to keep inflation low and stable, Stefan Ingves is responsible for Sweden's monetary policy.

Got into work and typed my password in wrong 6 times in a row, then realised that someone else's username was on the screen, got logged in and then immediately locked out my two factor authentication.

Currently sat in my car, I need to go home but I'm super out of it, I shouldn't have driven here in the first place, but it didn't become apparent how fucked I am until I actually had to do something around other people.

>>55573

I also took more attempts than I'd like to admit to fill out this capture.

>tfw based bitcoin lad never actually me the bitcoin

>>55576

*sent

>>55577

>sent

ah, good to know it's been resolved now.

>>55573

why are you so out of it?

>>55579

I'm always quite out of it when I'm ill. Hopefully I feel a lot better tomorrow, because Id rather not take more than two days off.

>>55581

>jam on a digestive

<mental

>>55582

You don't like jammy digestives?

>>55583

Never had one.

>>55581

Imagine being such a fatcunt that even your already sugar-filled biscuits aren't enough without slathering sugary jam on top of them

>>55585

Jammy biscuit lad BTFO.

>>55585

so are you saying ban jammy dodgers and any biscuit other than plain ones?

>>55587

I think he wants biscuits banned altogether, sounds like a jf to me.

>>55585

A digestive biscuit contains 3% of an adult's daily recommended allowance of sugar. Hardly "sugar-filled" you utter cunt.

The coming age will see billions dead, all deserving of it. Cleanse us dear nature, leave none impure!

>>55591

Die.

>>55592

you first sweetie :)

>>55589

Not him, but if jammy biscuit lad was having multiple biscuits, each with perhaps a tablespoon of jam (1x tablespoon of jam = 7.3g of sugar, 8% of GDA), it quickly adds up. Assuming he made himself 5 jammy digestive biscuits, that's approx. 55% of his GDA in sugar.

Think before you next get those jammy digestive biscuit cravings lads, it could save your life.

>>55596

capitalism consumes everything, turning it into a hollow reproduction - including humans

poor Nikolay

>>55589

right, because I'm sure you just stop at one, fatty

>>55600

>shifting the goalposts

Are you lost? /pol/ is down the hall and to the right.

>>55602

It's not shifting the goalposts at all, 3% in one biscuit is significant considering your fat ass is going to eat several of them with jam to boot.

>using /pol/ as an insult

you're the one who needs to leave

>>55603

>sugar-filled biscuits

only have 3% sugar, so not sugar-filled

>B-but you're not gonna stop at one

Shifting the goalposts from "sugar-filled biscuits" to "eating loads of them"

I had two with jam on.

Really think you're in need of a good breath of fresh air, lad. Maybe a short jog to get some endorphins in the system to clear up that angsty bitterness.

>>55604

He was right then, you didn't stop at one.

<putting jam on biscuits

>>55607

<someone is being paid a lot of money to come up with shit like putting nicknames after the unnessesarcy inclusion of the delivery person's name

>>55608

How do you know that? Perhaps the lad's name is actually "Jitendra "The Deliverer""

>Dominos

<Papa Johns

>>55611

I got a meteor and a ardente, I've saved half of each for tomorrow

>>55611

whats all that shit after the filename?

brought a girl back to my bed for the first time in my life and couldn't get an erection, I think I'm just too depressed for sex. wish i was dead lads.

>>55614

hahaha normie cunt blown the fuck out

>>55613

(h) lets you save the image with the long hash filename that 8chan has used for the last while, and (u) gives them a unix time filename, similar to halfchan or old 8chan, but a bit shorter.

>>55614

Top rekt.

>>55615

>>55616

the too autistic for empathy team strikes again

>>55618

I gave you plenty of empathy when you were such a weak faggot you couldn't even leave your own house, but you've just become more and more unpleasant to deal with the longer this board has been around. Getting sick of your shit, pretty sure most other people are too.

>>55619

I think there are two lads here with the NL flag

>>55619

>long-time hikki that couldn't leave the house

<normie that couldn't get it up in front of the girl they brought home

Oh yeah they're totally the same.

>you've just become more and more unpleasant to deal with the longer this board has been around

Here's an extremely cherrypicked selection of some of my angry and bitter posts from /britfeel/'s first year, that I found using the search:

>>20501

>>21857

>>23406

>>23427

>>23438

>>25687

>>26057

>>27769 (very relevant)

>>28497

So either your memory is going to shit, or your opinion on what is "pleasant" and "unpleasant" has shifted over time. If you want to argue that I've always been a cunt to normalfags, well I can't deny that.

>Getting sick of your shit, pretty sure most other people are too.

I've hardly posted lately because others have been posting what I would have said before I could even say it, which tells me you're wrong.

>>55620

There's two or three, although the majority of NL posts are admittedly mine. I think the fact that anyone wanting to use a VPN either gets singled out or has their posts associated with certain other anon's is a problem, although I'm obviously biased.

>>55622

Inexcusable.

I warned you you PRICK

>>55624

<vagueposting

Warned who about what?

>>55625

I'm NOT telling you again. It's too late. Prepare yourself.

>>55626

Do your worst.

You lads alright?

>>55628

no

>>55629

What's the matter?

>Ouroboros hides all pink text

Thats quite interesting actually.

>>55621

I use AirVPN, doesn't your VPN have UK servers?

>>53454

No offence, but I think you and maybe one other person are the only NEETs left on the board.

>>55621

You should probably drop the Netherlands flag now that you've revealed yourself as an asshole and a pedophile.

Night lads.

>>55632

Using a UK server defeats the point, because all the government censored sites are still censored, everything we talk about is still considered "hate speech", and UK servers (including VPN servers) are required by law to log their traffic and give it all to a large number of government services without question if asked. Netherlands is the nearest country that's significantly more lax on those things.

Ironically I'm not using it now because I'm on my tablet, which I've yet to set up on the VPN.

>>55633

This has little to do with being NEET, you don't see me saying "WAGESLAVES OUT", at least not since 2015. However, I'm tired of the Normieton window constantly being pushed further and further beyond the original scope of the board. If there is a line, then posting about bringing girls home is certainly past it.

I think it's high time we had a discussion about what britfeel is about and what it's values as a board are, because as far as I was aware it was a no normies, no pakis, no /int/, no tripfags board, with a hard on for UKIP. If it's now just a normal board for normal people, I'll gladly pack my bags and be on my way.

>>55634

Arsehole is your opinion, and a pedo I am not, don't be disingenuous. I try my best to be as open and as honest as possible when asked, including things about my past that I'm not proud of and don't condone. I didn't exactly bring it up either, but some very observant anon managed to connect some very obscure dots, and I've tried to give the full picture so you can know a bit more about how someone like me might end up in that position. From numerous anons I've spoken to outside here, it's not unusual for hikkis to fall into that trap after several years of social isolation and desensitisation, I was lucky in that I pulled myself out of it very quickly.

This is more of a sidenote directed at no one in particular, but I have to wonder where all that "empathy" we've heard so much about has gone. Could it be that we only hand it out to people we personally identify with? I think the answer is yes, nobody empathises with shit they simply can't fathom or relate to, and we have proven this to each other more than a few times.

>>55633

My bad, I see now that you actually responded to a different post than I thought you did. I wasn't implying that we're all NEETs, just that it's part of our userbase and a lot of us come from that background, as well as the other things I listed. As far as I've seen, the few anons here that did go to uni didn't do particularly well, and even if they did, they're back to doing basic wageslavery now.

The main point I was getting at is that /britfeel/ is not a good place anyone to go for uni advice. He clearly thought this was just a british general board like the other country-specific boards on 8ch, as did >>55188 who is clearly not a regular.

>>55636

>I think it's high time we had a discussion about what britfeel is about and what it's values as a board are

Kek, it's just going to be what you consider too normie-ish and that is pretty much anything that involves talking to another person of your species.

>nobody empathises with shit they simply can't fathom or relate to

Fair enough. How about next time someone is having a problem you step back and shut up if you cant empathise rather than raging at them when they're clearly having a bad day.

>>55636

>I think it's high time we had a discussion about what britfeel is about and what it's values as a board are, because as far as I was aware it was a no normies, no pakis, no /int/, no tripfags board, with a hard on for UKIP.

I think your description is accurate and everyone here would generally agree with it. Where it falls down is that "normie" is a broad term and what people consider to be normie will vary. For example I'd say a normie would have little issue bridging a girl back to his place and fucking her, while someone who brings a girl back and is humiliated due to being too awkward to get it up is not so normie. You however would probably say even interacting with females in a romantic context at all is normie, even if you fail at it.

>Humanity's last, best hope tier

House

>Good tier

NCR

>edgy but ok tier

Legion

>12 year old child tier

Wild Card

Prove me wrong.

>>55638

>it's just going to be what you consider too normie-ish

It's pretty simple in my eyes, if somebody suddenly post about having encounters with girls or having a night out with the lads (just random examples), then they should expect to immediately receive a barrage of messages along the lines of "REEEE" and "NORMIES OUT", in a light-hearted-on-the-surface-but-secretly-deeply-envious/bitter kind of way, as is /r9k/ and by extension /britfeel/ tradition.

This whole "you have to be empathetic and emotionally sensitive, they've had a bad day and it's your job to create a safe-space for them" is some normie phenomenon that I really don't want here, at all costs. Just look at the responses to >>37632 from last year (random instance I found in the search). That was standard procedure until relatively recently, now you get multiple NIDF members on your case if you post an innocuous "rekt".

>How about next time someone is having a problem you step back and shut up if you cant empathise

How about I'm allowed to post my problems too, and if that includes someone else's post (or their presence) here, then it's as fair game as my posts (and presence) are to you.

>>55639

>"normie" is a broad term and what people consider to be normie will vary

Yeah it's highly debatable, that's why I asked for a discussion. Don't you think it's top normie to be able to get a girl into your bedroom? Not being able to get it up during your first time is very common among normies as far as I'm aware.

>I'd say a normie would have little issue bringing a girl back to his place and fucking her

Perhaps you're mixing up "normie" with "chad" or "alpha". Plenty of normal people are shit with girls, but they're still on another level to the average robot/non-normie/whatever you want to call us. If he hadn't gone floppy at the last second, he'd have lost his virginity with a real life girl.

>You however would probably say even interacting with females in a romantic context at all is normie, even if you fail at it.

Correct, I think that is definitively normie.

>>55641

I'm inclined to agree, if you post your normie successes in the thread people are entitled to give you some shit for it

>>55643

are you saying you didn't expect agreement from anyone or?

>>55644

>are you saying you didn't expect agreement from anyone

Yes, these days I expect any and all of my posts to kickstart a multi-day shitstorm.

>>55645

At least you didn't suggest jumping out of a burning building with a mattress.

>>55641

I got it up the first time

>>55646

Kek, he'll never live that down.

>>55647

Congratulations mate, you've just out-normied our flaccid friend.

>>55647

Congratulations, now get out

>>55641

I also dislike normalfaggotry, however I usually reply with one line and don't suggest it's board apocalypse. Maybe tone it down with the reddit paragraphs, it really shows up your autism.

>>55640

Can't be proven wrong.

>>55648

It was actually me who posted the mattress thing. And I really never will live it down, I'll just go bury myself in my vegetable patch.

>>55650

>reddit paragraphs

Massive autistic tirades are an old /r9k/ tradition and they are here to stay, although I will try not to take things too seriously if I can help it.

>>55651

Ah, well if it's any condolence, at least you're not the lad who puts jam on digestive biscuits.

>>55652

I couldn't stomach jam on biscuits, sound like it would be far too sweet. It cut out eating extra sugar so now the thought of sweets or chocolate makes me feel a bit sick at how strong the sugar in it would taste. Jam on biscuits anon, if you're here how on earth do you do it?

>>55652

>at least you're not the lad who puts jam on digestive biscuits.

What an absolute obese disgrace he is

>>55653

>I cut out eating extra sugar so now the thought of sweets or chocolate makes me feel a bit sick at how strong the sugar in it would taste

I know that feel, years ago I used to eat ice cream and chocolate every single day, and I'd have one of those huge bars of chocolates or a bag of chocolate raisins once a week, and I'd eat it all in one go I was somehow still underweight. Now I don't even remember the last time I had anything chocolatey or sugar-filled.

>>55654

What's the saying again, "a spoonful of jam will turn you into ham"?

I had an awful dream where my cat had been horribly injured.

>>55656

Do you know how it became injured, or did it just appear that way to begin with?

>>55641

>This whole "you have to be empathetic and emotionally sensitive, they've had a bad day and it's your job to create a safe-space for them"

But you want this board to be your safe space.

>>55658

It's a safe space away from normies, not for them.

>>55659

You're the one who thinks Elliot Rodger is a normie.

>>55660

He was, except for the IRL shoot-em-up part right at the end. He was less of a normie than soft sausage anon, I'll give you that.

>>55657

Why.

>>55662

For the sake of giving you some (You)s.

>get auto-logged out of admin account

>now can't log back in, being told my username/password is invalid

welp, rip britfeel moderation

>>55662

what the fuck do you mean "why"? You posted about your dream, he asked you a question in relation to it.

>>55666

Let me try that again while actually being on the mod panel this time.

>>55665

Huh?

>>55667

what the fuck

>>55670

How have you managed this lad?

>>55671

maybe the board owner is playing a trick on us

>>55672

I wish that was the case but nope, original board owner here, I have been cucked.

>>55671

After 14 days of a BO not signing into a board, it automatically gets put up on the public claims list. As you apparently hadn't signed in since the 25th of May (5 weeks and 1 day ago), /britfeel/ has been up for grabs by literally anyone for the past 3 weeks.

About 3:30 this morning, I wondered if you were even still around, so I checked the claims list. Seeing that you'd been gone for so long, and being somebody who doesn't look a gift horse in the mouth, I took the opportunity to have a bit of fun and sent off a claims request email. After a seemingly never-ending wait, at 14:53 I finally got an email back with all the login details, and Ron's blessing.

For the sake of transparency, here's the full list of changes that have been made thus far under the new regime:

Added rule 7 "NORMIES OUT REEEE" to rules sticky.

Allowed PDF uploading.

Activate public board action log.

Increase page count from 15 to 25.

Increase max images per post from 4 to 5.

Deleted thread >>55168 , johnny foreigner and /sp/ getfag spam thread.

(work in progress) Manually gone through and restored all 404'd threads via unlocking and relocking:

>>7

>>59

>>100

>>239

>>4020

>>5845

>>6661

>>9123

>>9830

>>10384

>>11111

>>13990

>>14147

>>55674

wew, I've literally been logged into the mod panel the entire time, what a stupid system.

>>55675

It says on https://8ch.net/claim.html :

>The following is a list of boards that have received no Board Owner login for two weeks.

…and I guess it takes "login" very literally.

>>55677

It's for the best lad, it's heartbreaking to see them transform into normie sluts.

>>55674

What a slimy thing to do.

>>55679

I won't deny that it was a sly move, or even an underhanded one, as I could well have informed the thread beforehand, but I claimed it fair and square through the proper systems, and I thought it would be a good laugh, or at least something to spice the threads up a bit. I didn't dox/hack the old BO or anything, and I have no intentions of doing anything malicious or destructive. It's also not like BO was completely unaware of this particular feature ( >>14196 ), and it's not like I hadn't openly stated that I myself was aware of this feature and had previous experience using it ( >>14197 ).

I haven't ruled out just giving it back either, but I am going to give it a couple of days to see how things go. You never know, old BO might not even want it back after discovering his new-found freedom.

I feel pretty violated tbh lads. 2 years I've looked after this place, to have it taken away in an instant is quite painful.

I may not have been perfect but I'd like to think I did a decent job of keeping this place free from the scourge we had to deal with at cuckchan. Not once did I abuse my position or make any major changes without a consensus from the board (I think the worst I did was some joke wordfilters now and then). I've also been the threadslave and OP image maker for the vast majority of the threads on here. A sad day.

>>55680

that's probably the most Jewish post in the history of britfeel, what a rat

>missed an exciting Friday evening

Waheys down the rain.

>>55680

In 2014 he spent every day making /britfeel/ threads on /r9k/ before moving here and moderating the board for 2 years.

If I was the former BO I'd feel completely betrayed.

>>55680

I was aware of the board claiming feature, but I had no way to know it was so broken that the board could be claimed from under me whilst I was still logged into it.

>>55685

But lad, you didn't log out then back in, it's perfectly fair.

>>55681

Oh don't be like that, you know I'd give it back if you really want it back. On your performance as BO, I think you did a good job overall, but my personal opinion is that you've often been a little bit too passive, to the point where it's caused a lot more arguments than it solved. Clearer stances would be appreciated, otherwise we're just left to argue about what's acceptable or not day in, day out.

>>55682

>>55684

>>55686

Fucking hell lads, it was just a joke, what part of >>55666 or >>55670 looked serious to you. I took the opportunity to do some general maintenance like fixing the old threads and adding some new features, as well as adding a joke rule. Here, email me at wizard@8chan.co and I'll give you the password.

£87,000,000 EURO

>>55687

I've emailed you from my britfeel address

>>55688

BRITFEEL MANSION INBOUND

>>55687

I-I was just joking too lad.

>>55690

I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE THE ISLAND IN GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO WHERE WE ALL LIVE IN SEPARATE MANSIONS AND IGNORE EACH OTHER

>>55692

EVEN BETTER

>>55692

None of us will leave our rooms anyway lad, plus an island would be too hot and have mosquitoes.

Make sure to buy one with some nice grounds with a small forest or something.

>>55693

If only there were a way we could do this without ever having to move to Sweden and live in mansions that we only use one room in.

>>55696

We're on one for a start.

>>55698

Seems pretty comfy tbh

Whats the drugs and hooker policy at the party mansion?

>>55700

BANNED

Test

>>55700

it's going to be more spencer mansion than party mansion

>>55700

Not allowed, I will keep my minor youtube celebrity escort usage to another island.

>>55702

Gotta do it through the mod panel lad, I made the same mistake earlier.

>>55701

come on guy, we can share.

I'll even let you have the pick of the holes

>think of something to post during the day

>completely forget by the time i'm home

>>55706

You're very lucky I just gave the keys to the board back to the original owner, matey.

>>55708

that's the kind of talk that gets you sloppy seconds

>>55707

Imaginary shitposting gets me through the day too, lad.

Test again

>>55711

I'M BACK LADS

The anon was gracious about it, though I'm not sure if that was cause we all called him out on it. In any case, I'm grateful he gave it back.

>>55712

>I'm not sure if that was cause we all called him out on it

I fully intended to give it back on request from the moment I came up with the idea, but you didn't show any sign of wanting it back until >>55681 , so up until then I wrongly assumed that perhaps you didn't really want it back.

Man, I spent ages making the picture in >>55666 this morning as well, and I've just noticed I got satan trips for maximum mischief.

I'm gonna go to bed. Feeling pretty dejected after this whole episode, which turned out to be quite the debacle. I clearly don't fit in here, that much has been clear for a long time now, but now it's more painfully apparent than ever, heart-wrenchingly so. Nearly every attempt I've made lately to provide a laugh or make the discussion more interesting either ends in abysmal failure or a shitstorm, and it's really not doing the thread, nor my self-esteem, any favours. Sorry for anything I said or did that was out of line, especially to BO, I feel like I really fucked up. Goodnight guys.

>>55714

Night lad, I liked the jam and digestives tbh.

>>55714

>tells other people to kill themselves

>gets upset over this

Don't take it so hard lad.

>>55715

Thanks mate, I appreciate it.

>>55716

I have never, EVER told anyone here or elsewhere to kill themselves, I just want to make that clear. Told them to leave or to fuck off, I'm guilty as charged, but end their own life, never. That's an important personal principle I stick to and always will stick to, I don't even joke about it.

FRIDAY NIGHT LADS

Got a tub of ice cream because I'm a fat cunt.

>>55719

I've finished my ice cream, how's your depression?

>>55722

You couldn't catch us.

My mother raised me so awfully. She really is to blame.

>>55674

>/britfeel/ has been up for grabs by literally anyone for the past 3 weeks

Jesus Christ, thank fuck that yank twat spamming for the 55555 get didn't notice.

>>55724

Did she give you too much or too little?

>>55726

Both.

>>55723

I'm the lad who done tough mudder and rat race, I could probably outrun most of the people here tbh.

>>55728

Was someone running in front of you with a jam soaked digestive on a stick?

>>55729

No, but there were plenty of tidy girls in tight shorts.

>>55730

Get out normalfag.

>>55714

You could just drop the Netherlands flag and you'd blend in as a normal poster.

>Wa

>>55714

This'll be the last time I use the boardowner trip for now, but I want you to know it's okay lad. There was no real way to know you were just joking around and not acting with malice which is is why everyone reacted how they did, but in hindsight I can see you were and didn't mean any harm. Plus, this highlighted a serious fucking flaw in the board claiming mechanic on 8chan, so we can all be grateful for that. its a bloody good thing one of our own discovered this and not some cunt from elsewhere who could have made some real havoc. I hope you won't let this get you down too much mate.

Plus, that was some absolutely top Deano OC, I'd say OP image worthy.

>>55736

>board owner trip didn't even work

Ree

>>55736

this tbh

Also, fuck the normies and their sympathisers. The entire internet caters to them as it is, so fuck them if they don't get the treatment they want here.

It's July. Fucking hell.

Alevels are shit

Getting my hair cut today by the qt milf hairdresser. Literally the only physical contact I'm ever likely to have with a female.

>>55740

Are you doing them?

I just had a mental dream about the price of ice cream, gold wrapped Mercedes and are Linds.

>>55745

Nigger.

>>55745

bet you didn't

I'm so bored lads. I wish I had friends to hang out with and actually do stuff.

>>55748

play video games instead

>>55749

That just highlights how alone I am even more.

>>55750

play video games with me, then we can be alone together

>>55746

>>55747

o-ok

alright lads? not been on since i moved to glasgow, life is kind of stressful but okay at the moment. how is everyone?

>>55754

Welcome back lad. I'm alright, just had a shower for the first time in 11 days and a shave for the first time since May.

>>55755

Good to hear mate, I always feel a lot better when I'm clean. I've not shaved once since I moved here, but I shower pretty much every day now which is nice. I've started up on my valium taper, feeling pretty nervous about it to be honest, what with all the stress and shit that comes with moving to a new city and having to deal with people. So far, my flatmates have been fairly respectful and are polite and seem to respect the fact that I don't want to go out clubbing or any of that shit. They keep the kitchen clean too.

What're you lads up to today?

>>55757

Currently cooking my dinner, going to have fish with couscous and green beans.

>>55758

Sounds good, I'm having a garlic chicken pizza.

>>55757

creamy pesto pasta with chicken and bacon, stuffed tbf.

>>55757

Popped into town this afternoon and bought some chicken and cheese to have sandwiches. I'll go make them soon probably.

I haven't masturbated since Monday.

>>55762

>>55762

Good lad, masturbation is the practice of death.

I want to tape over my windows and never talk to anyone ever again.

>>55757

I've just finished work, now I'm going to tuck in to some well earned beers

Wank off, UKIP voters. Wank off to my, grotesque body horror.

>>55767

GET RID OF JAHANS. GET RID OF HIM, NOW. NO JAHANS. ALL JAHANS GO. GET RID OF JAHANS.

>>55754

Good luck lad.

night laddos

I said goodnight!

Fine, suit yourselves.

morning

>>55770

night ladpai

just woke up, who else /lostcontrol/ here?

>>55776

No, I am in control.

>>55777

you're fooling no one

>>55778

Fine, I have given up.

>>55776

I'm feeling pretty good at the minute, I'm enjoying my job more and there is the opportunity for more work.

I'm not waking up in the morning with a feeling of dread and a sense the walls are closing in.

>>55781

N'night lad.

>>55780

At least someone isn't suffering.

>>55781

Night lad.

I'm going to bed, hope I don't wake up, night.

got woken up by loud door slamming followed by snow halation being blasted from the kitchen, not gonna lie, was pleasantly surprised lads

>>55785

I'm not sure how that's pleasant, but I'm glad you enjoyed it. I just woke up now for no real reason, had less than 5 hours sleep but I don't feel too tired , possibly because I had a nap midday yesterday.

thinking about seeing a prostitute. I've got plenty of money and I'm curious.

>>55787

What makes you want to do that? Are you a virgin?

>>55789

I am sorry.

>>55788

It's not so much the sex itself I'm that fussed about, it's exploring a womans body. Touching her, holding her, caressing her, maybe tasting her. It'd just be nice to do it and know that they are gonna be 100% accepting of it all

>>55791

I know that feel, but the fact I'd be paying for it would kill it for me. She wouldn't be doing it with me because she likes me, but because she's getting paid to do so. The thought that I'd only have had sex because I paid somebody to do it with me is more depressing than the thought of just being a wizard.

>>55791

Dutchflaglad is right, you'll realise too late that it means nothing if you paid for it.

I've been up for around 2 hours and done nothing. I'm so fucking bored, why can't I live a life where I actually have exciting things to do.

>>55797

kek appropriate debut for the reaction webm, feel like it's your victory dance.

>>55796

>>55797

How embarrassing.

What was the final straw that made you lads stop browsing halfchan?

>>55800

Captcha, I can't hit post limit with captcha.

>>55800

Seeing the vast number of unironic responses to "respond or ur mother dies" posts.

My love of the site had already taken a few knocks over the years with the blatantly increasing numbers of normie cunts and phoneposters, but seeing an out and out baitpost getting upward of 30 replies every thread without fail just killed it for me.

>>55800

The day this board was made.

Night lads, I'm going to try and quit for a week.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680

LAAAAAADS

>>55807

Brilliant. Kind of hoping Stone Cold runs for president in the future, in character of course.

>>55794

I wouldn't go for some filthy crack whore, I'd get a high class girl.

>>55810

Nice, I'm currently on day 5.

>>55811

two more days and you can join the pure boy gang

>>55803

I know what you mean about these new people who can't spot obvious bait. Take a look at this obviously fake video that sargon-tier aut-rightists lap up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiR8VDjXMnQ

>>55812

I can't wait, 34 more weeks and you can be on par with my personal best.

>>55810

I'm on my third of the day, smallfry

>>55815

me too, kiddo

>>55818

>wake up at around 15:02

>realise I had substance abuse meeting at life line today at 16:00

you still had an hour to get there then.

>>55820

are you the gay prostitute?

>>55820

You're a degenerate addict and will always make excuses. If you really wanted to get there, you would have. You could have either left immediately after just putting deodorant on, or showered without washing your hair and left then.

Hell, you could have showered and hair dried and ordered a taxi, you had enough money to fuck yourself up, you can definitely afford a taxi to your fucking rehab meetings.

You can be degenerate all you want, but do't try and fucking lie to yourself and us.

>>55820

It sounds like you have a lot of reasons why those meetings are important for you to attend. If you need an hour to get ready, go to bed as early as you can and try setting an alarm for at least two hours before you need to leave the house.

>>55821

Are you the anon who keeps asking the same question every time I post?

But to answer the question no I'm not gay, all 3D is inherently PD especially gross men imo there is no visual or sexual pleasure looking at a 3D not drawn male or female.

As for the prostitue claim I don't work on the street corner waiting to be fucked, however I do indeed escort now and again but I do it via the net as to prevent a meeting with guys who want to do things I'm against and won't do like kissing,penetration etc

I mainly see guys that are just into humiliation like they pay me to beat them, kick around while I'm wearing boots, spit on them, wack the shit out of them with a paddle or bat it gets allot of my aggression out tbh disgustingly some guys like to drink my piss , I sell pee bottles to a couple of faggots now and again as I can't stomach to watch them drink it from a glass anymore I also see a few guys that just want a bf experience eg go to the movies or go out for drinks .

Tbh its only so often I escort now like the ratio of guys who want an escort For non kissing/ penetrative stuff is way a minority to the perverse disgusting faggots I refuse to meet or don't contact back so like I often get dry weeks where no money was made.

Also the new last client I escorted for didn't seem to get the memo when I specified via text no kissing, he kept trying to get really close to my face but I kept like moving away eventually he touched my cheek with his hand and I was getting very angry with cocaine withdrawal/the fact he hadn't given me the money yet so I ended up tricking him to letting me smack him around a bunch and unlike my other clients who asked for it this guy didn't like it and got pretty upset, eventually I told him to calm down and I told him to try not to kiss me anymore eventually he cut the meet short and paid me my money but like i don't know if I want to do that again with a client I've never meet as that situation could have maybe turned into a bigger ordeal?

>>55822

>making excuses

I'm not this was totally on my own ineptitude getting in bed too late and waking up way too late, as for all those suggestions on washing my self without getting my hair wet no I refuse them all, unwashed long hair looks trashy.

>taxi

How about no, aside from my drug vices which I'm trying to cut down on I detest spending money, like originally i planned this day walking to the clinic at around 11 am and then waiting / reading until around 16:00

>>55823

That is a good point thanks structure is something Needed in neet life

>>55824

>judgement on what is essentially a country specific /r9k/ board

Please Chad thundercock no bully

>>55825

fucking called it

>>55825

>>making excuses

>I'm not this was totally on my own ineptitude getting in bed too late and waking up way too late, as for all those suggestions on washing my self without getting my hair wet no I refuse them all, unwashed long hair looks trashy.

>>taxi

>How about no, aside from my drug vices which I'm trying to cut down on I detest spending money, like originally i planned this day walking to the clinic at around 11 am and then waiting / reading until around 16:00

Not good enough reasons, you shouldnt care about looking trashy when the alternative is missing your fucking rehab meeting.

Learn how to prioritise properly, or you'll always be a fuckup.

>>55825

Good on you for trying to cut down on the drugs, do you plan on cutting down on the pervert/deviant stuff as well? I can't imagine that kind of lifestyle doing you much good mentally, although I guess it could stop naturally if you're clear-minded and no longer desperate for drug money all the time.

>homicidal urges are intensifying

Any of you based gun lads want to go for a walk in the woods and put a bullet in the back of my head while I'm not looking?

>>55830

what the fuck am i reading?

>>55832

it's pretty self explanatory

>>55833

She asked Asda to stock her product, they accepted, then she complained about it and told them to stop selling her product?

>>55835

Well done, lad.

>>55835

Congratulations mate. Now the real challenge begins; figuring out what you're going to do afterwards.

>>55836

>>55837

Thanks lads.

>>55835

congrats lad

Do any of you lads play any roguelikes?

>>55840

Can't say I do, not really my sort of thing, I'm not into "it's a roguelike but it's nothing like rogue" games either.

Just went in the garden for an hour or so, absolutely sweltering out there.

Got up, had a shave, cut my nails and toenails, brushed my teeth, had a shower, hoovered the house, and finally sat down.

Any of you lads ever get these random spikes of motivation sometimes?

>>55843

Good job lad.

>Any of you lads ever get these random spikes of motivation sometimes?

Yes, and today was one of them. I got up at 6am, had breakfast, had a small workout for the first time in a year, had a shower, got dressed, then went in the garden and enjoyed the sunshine for about an hour. I came back inside though because it was too hot, just been playing some ATS and listening to some smooth jazz for the last two hours or so.