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 No.182 [Open thread]

Sup /tikilounge/. I was wondering if I could borrow the code for your background. I'd like to do something similar on my board.

Thanks.
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 No.183

https://8chan.co/stylesheets/board/tikilounge.css

just replace the board name with any to find the css
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 No.185

Mahu, what's the meaning of this? :^)

You invade our paradise island, demand that we give you the code that took our tribe many moons to harvest, then you post a forced tumblr meme.

Is this a declaration of war against our tribe? >:^(
Explain yourself!
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 No.188

the nerve of this mahu
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 No.195

>>185
Take it easy, mahu

Don't forget you're here to lounge.
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 No.200

>>183
Nice, thanks.
>>185
Sorry mang. I didn't see it that way.
>>188
Sorry about your blueballs.
>>195
Thank you based mahu.
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 No.189 [Open thread]

Itt fun
just fun
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 No.190

I have fun, sometimes

let's do this
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 No.191

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 No.196

Fun sounds like an awful lot of work
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 No.148 [Open thread]

So tiki, what have you been up to since I last saw you?
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 No.181

mostly sitting around between job shifts and social responsibilities

at least I get to sit around a lot

fuck I can't imagine living without inordinate amounts of free time, it would be slavery to me
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 No.178 [Open thread]

LEL LOOK AT HALF /POL/
GETTING
#REKT
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K
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LEL HALF /POL/ JUST DIED
HAIL HOTWHEELS
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 No.179

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>>178
it plays audio about the princess of cuckolding
lel
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 No.180

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weird people left 4chan a long time ago, now it's just the run-of-the-mill narcissists and normalfag sociopaths who are considered "weird"

When I saw hotwheels, I knew that his weirdness would become a beacon for truly interesting weirdos to congregate here. It's the only trend I follow, online.

this is the tiki lounge, we do not participate in that dreary mess here, mister
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 No.155 [Open thread]

hey guys, let's chill and talk about… anything… okay?
pic related, i need to chill ;_;
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 No.156

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Just grab a cocktail and relax, mahu :^)
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 No.158

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>>156
t-thanks~
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 No.175

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>>158
just relax…
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 No.176

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>>158
relaxing is all you gotta do
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 No.177

>>175 IT HAS JUST BEGUN
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 No.140 [Open thread]

I am a student of the memes and I heard from master hotwheels that this board was good. What can you teach me about good memes o' grand /tikilounge/????
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 No.143

>>140
good memes are an inside joke that can make a random person laugh

it has to be driven by the personality of one or two funny people in a group, and pick up steam from there

contemporary memes have become accessible to the general public, and the general public are toilet-seat-licking wage slaves with no personalities of their own.

>>142
So, we are a pustule of human consciousness. I see.
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 No.144

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>>143
The main reason I made this board was to have a chan of my own, and to see whether it would develop its own unique board-culture mahu :^)

The tiki theme is because I love Polynesian/Oceanic mythology and culture. I also like loud and colorful kitsch.

If attempting to breed my own online anonymous tribe with its own culture and customs is what you would consider a "pustule of human consciousness" then I would certainly agree, friend :^)
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 No.147

>>144
if we're a tribe, can i be the master of ceremonies and cult rituals?
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 No.150

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>>147
That depends on it, mahu :^)

In some Polynesian and Melanesian tribes the priest has more power than the chieftain, and the chieftain is merely there to organize the tribe and to plan big expensive feasts.
More like a manager I guess :^)

To make you a spokesperson of the gods would give away my power, and in return you would not be allowed to sleep with any women out of my fear that the intellectual/spiritual caste might reproduce and overthrow me as the chieftain. If you do make a child it will be immediately smashed on some sharp rocks, friend. :^)

Also, your training would be very severe, and you're allowed to beat students of the spiritual arts to a bloody pulp if they fail their training.
The Aurioi of Tahiti for example, communicated the message of the gods through singing and dancing, and were in the position to even criticize the chieftain. However, as soon as one of the singers sang out of tune they would get beaten to death by the other singers.

Let's just say it depends on which tribal political caste system I will base our tribe :^)

There's still a lot to be done, we will also need a caste of warriors/assassins to keep our feuds going, and a menstrual hut for the women to bleed and complain in :^)
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 No.151

>>150
I'd like whatever position ensures I can have lots of sex with many women. Thanks.
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 No.149 [Open thread]

Whats
Up
With
That
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 No.145 [Open thread]

gote
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 No.146

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 No.49 [Open thread]

I bought this beautiful $150 ukulele the other day. Seeing this clusterfuck of a board is related to tiki shit, I thought I'd ask you guys if you have any Polynesian instruments
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 No.115

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I have this baby :^)
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 No.117

I got one like the one in the OP!

I should practice more with it, though.
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 No.124

>>115
Ovation makes really good instruments, I commend you on your choice little mahu
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 No.141

>>49
>Spending $150 on a toy.

I bet it plays real nice though. I think I gave the one good uke I bought to my gran.
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 No.130 [Open thread]

What is the cheapest way to get and stay a while in Hawaii, this board made me want to go there.
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 No.131

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If I knew that I would have packed my bags already instead of making this board :'^(

Sometimes you can be a passenger on a cargo ship, which is incredibly cheap, but incredibly slow, and there's not much to do in the ship. Sometimes you even need to help with chores.
I heard the food is great on cargo ships though, they usually got a Chinese cook.

You can always try to make friends with a Hawaiian on the internet and ask if you can couch surf there, that would be the cheapest option lodging-wise.
There's also couch surfing websites like: https://www.couchsurfing.com/

Cheapest hotels I can find are around 700 dollars for 7 days.
Most all-inclusive travels from my country seem to be around 3000 dollars.

That's all way too much money for me right now.
So no pineapples for me :'^(

I wish I could've helped you more with that, Mahu!
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 No.136

I heard hawaii exports homeless to the mainland because theres no way for them to come back.

i suggest building a raft out of wood and sailing to hawaii. If the ancient polynesians can sail from new zealand to south america (over the course of several generations), im sure you can too. never give up your dreams mahu
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 No.137

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>>136
Friend, even though Thor Heyerdahl proved in 1947 that it is possible for pre-Columbian Peruvians to travel all the way to Rapa Nui with their boats, there is DNA evidence that suggests that Polynesians, and Rapa Nui included, actually descend from South-Asian tribes. :^)

Despite this, I have a lot of respect for Heyerdahl and his Kon-Tiki expedition, mahu :^)
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 No.138

>>137
*South-East-Asian tribes, to be more exact

Indonesia, etc. :^)
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 No.139

>>131
dutch Caribbean is cheaper and nicer IMHO

I was in St Maarten on a short layover and it was lovely. I went to the French Virgin Islands after that, but it was identical.
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 No.133 [Open thread]

Twha teh ufkc ddi ouy tjsu gfciukn ysa abuot me, uyo lltiet thibc? I’ll evha uoy wonk I drgedatua pto of my scasl in eht Yvna Asles, nad I’ve been ivvnldeo ni usmoenru cretse airsd on La-Aqduea, nda I evah oevr 300 reiomcdfn sklli. I ma nrteaid ni lilargo rawrfae dan I’m eht tpo eisrnp ni eth ineetr Su edmar orecfs. You ear nitognh ot me tbu tusj atrohen atterg. I liwl weip uyo the ufck out thiw rioiecpns eht eislk of hichw sah erevn eben eens bforee on ihts Athre, mkar my nkfcugi rdwso. Ouy htnik oyu nac gte awya htiw gynisa htta sthi to me vreo eht Tteernin? Hitkn ngaai, ckrefu. Sa we aekps I ma cnigtcnaot my eectrs eowkntr of pseis arossc eht Uas and uyor Pi si begni dtcear hgitr nwo os yuo eetbrt prraeep ofr het tsmro, mogtga. Teh smort htta wsiep uot eht ecpithta lietlt gtinh yuo allc oruy fiel. Yuo’re fgkncui edda, dik. I acn eb yerwehan, imtnyea, dan I can lkil yuo in rveo neevs urdnhed sayw, nad atht’s usjt hwit ym abre hasnd. Ton noly ma I xisenyvlete aenirdt ni umanrde mbotca, tub I vahe scsace ot teh ietnre earanls fo teh Iednut Seatst Mraeni Cposr nda I lliw eus ti ot its lflu eextnt ot peiw oyru melesairb ssa off teh cfea of the nioectnnt, yuo telilt hsit. Fi ylon uyo ulcod eavh wnkno hwat uonyhl tubtroneiri ruoy lilett “vcreel” mcnemot aws botau ot binrg dwon oupn yuo, ymaeb uoy wodlu aevh elhd oruy gkncfui ugneot. Ubt yuo ulndco’t, ouy ndid’t, adn won uoy’er ainypg eht cepri, uyo ddanomg todii. I lwil sthi rfyu lla revo you adn yuo lwil nwrdo ni ti. Oyu’er cukginf ddea, ikdod.
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 No.135

I suggest you post that cringeworthy mahu in the webm on >>/cringe/

they like mahu like that :^)

and thanks for the compliment, friend
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 No.107 [Open thread]

BIG KAHUNA BURGER?
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 No.109

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Here you go, friend :^)
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 No.127

>>109

That is one tasty looking motherfucking burger.

Are those breaded chiken patties?
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 No.129

>>127
lel i dont know what the hell we put in our burgers

but they taste delicious like a Hawaiian summer breeze :^)
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 No.118 [Open thread]

Skeletons on Vacatioooon!

Nani nani! Skeletons on Vacatiooon!
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 No.121

I don't want to sound racist or anything, but I can't take it easy around skeletons, ya know.
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 No.126

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>>121
around skellies, you jelly
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 No.68 [Open thread]

I am destroyer of worlds
I am vagina
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 No.81

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my boss is not a pleasant fellow )^:
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 No.86

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>>81
I'LL GET RIGHT BACK TO WORK BOSS PPTPTLBPLTBPLTBLTPBLLPPPBB
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 No.108

what the fuck am i looking at
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 No.111

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>>108
morally depraved drawfags having an art jam :^)
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 No.122

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 No.45 [Open thread]

-Bathrooms are currently out of order at the Tiki Lounge-
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 No.61

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 No.62

>>61
rude :^(

everyone can be a customer at our tikilounge! even spiderbros

just politely wait until he is done using the bathroom :^)
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 No.114

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>>62
Maybe that's a she
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