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life Captain Blueballs 04/15/15 (Wed) 01:44:41 No.665 [Open thread]

Life always slips by, it doesn't really matter what makes you happy, whether it's gaining influence or amassing wealth, you're always left with a sense that other people could have lived your life way better than you did.

Even the people that you look up to have that same clumsiness, that same wish for perfection sticking to the back of their skulls. You might even say that the dissatisfied someone is with their lives, the harder they probably worked in order to have other people look up to them. The celebrity phenomenon in our civilization stems from idolatry, the pretense that something or someone can be perfect, outside of the laws of nature that you are subjected to, you imperfect being, you.

Some people basically lie about perfection being real, because of their own wishful thinking and pursuit of perfection and transcendence. You realize this but you wonder if lying would actually make you happier, because you'd be coasting on other people's dreams instead of stomping your own into the ground.

Your brain probably ages slower than your body, being grown up only means being confident. Why do you respect confidence, though, when you know that its just a social game of pretend?

Happiness and life are two separate things. Society creates happiness, whereas life creates society through our own sentiments of imperfection.
In my mind, letting go of perfection is a happier life.

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Mahu 04/17/15 (Fri) 09:36:22 No.667

I didn't come to /tikilounge/ to feel these feels.

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BIG KAHUNA!!./ZK7D6.qk 04/21/15 (Tue) 18:35:38 No.671

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You worry too much about things that don't matter. :^)

What matters is trying new things. You either succeed or you mess up and learn from it.

Most people just fuck around (^:

I think most great inventors, leaders and artists simply thought "hey, let's try this dumb shit" and succeeded. Once they got good at it they grew passionate, and willing to dedicate their lives to it.

Stop worrying so much about status, just fuck around, see where the wind and the waves take you :^)

Don't value idols, don't blindly follow any advice, nobody really knows what they're doing, and there's a certain reassuring charm to that. Everything can be tried, appreciate failure as a life experience and a fun, awkward story to tell to other mahu around the campfire. :^)

Take care, blue balled mahu!

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12/02/14 (Tue) 05:09:32 No.116 [Open thread]

it's like a tiki lounge
but better!

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Mahu 04/16/15 (Thu) 21:05:50 No.666

Anusboy when

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Dericious Mahu 03/23/15 (Mon) 01:25:46 No.640 [Open thread]

Does Mahu like his loli feet clean or dirty?

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Mahu 03/24/15 (Tue) 07:29:58 No.644

>>643
I hate footfags too, but Barafags are the absolute worst. Footfags know they're weird and love instigating people. Barafgags have absolutely no idea that there are people in this world that don't want their fetish shoved in everyone's faces. They're obnoxious and absolutely oblivious.

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Mahu 03/24/15 (Tue) 22:21:54 No.645

what's the typical Mahu fetish anyway?

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BIG KAHUNA!!./ZK7D6.qk 03/24/15 (Tue) 23:24:39 No.646

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>>645
Lovely hula hips of course :^)

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Mahu 03/30/15 (Mon) 22:14:14 No.654

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>>640
Dirty so I can clean them, of course

pic unrelated

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Captain Blueballs 04/05/15 (Sun) 16:26:29 No.656

I tried footfucking once

it was shit

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Mahu 02/23/15 (Mon) 14:17:24 No.572 [Open thread]

ROOM SEVICE! :^)

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Mahu 03/30/15 (Mon) 22:01:56 No.652

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>>572
is this one of those weird taxidermy death fetish things or are they alive

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Captain Blueballs 04/05/15 (Sun) 16:24:55 No.655

>>652
They look alive to me

What always creeps me out about fetishfags is how they portray the people submitted to their fetish, like they're jokingly irritated.
The fact that some people see other's sexualized suffering as humorous and temporarily bearable, like the equivalent of giving someone a wet finger in the ear, is probably the underlying mental process behind severe abuse.

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Mahu 03/28/15 (Sat) 03:57:14 No.647 [Open thread]

/tikilounge/?

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BIG KAHUNA!!./ZK7D6.qk 03/28/15 (Sat) 16:12:02 No.648

/bane/? (^:

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Mahu 03/23/15 (Mon) 01:36:51 No.642 [Open thread]

elk

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Mahu 03/23/15 (Mon) 01:31:02 No.641 [Open thread]

tek

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Mahu 03/23/15 (Mon) 01:06:34 No.639 [Open thread]

diki loung

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Mahu 02/20/15 (Fri) 04:58:37 No.532 [Open thread]

If you had to live on one island, which would you pick?

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Mahu 03/09/15 (Mon) 12:08:36 No.626

>>576
I would be at the lounge and bar all day erry day
make sure there is an area to sit back and watch the sunset, though

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Mahu 03/11/15 (Wed) 09:10:49 No.627

>>532

i would love to live on the cook islands. it's really nice and a very well run society, but land ownership is based on heritage and family

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BIG KAHUNA!!./ZK7D6.qk 03/11/15 (Wed) 10:28:56 No.628

>>620
what a shame )^:

I like the house made out of junk, though :^)

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Captain Blueballs 03/12/15 (Thu) 00:49:03 No.633

>>628
I live in a shitty house here in america, i feel worldly now

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Mahu 03/22/15 (Sun) 22:50:09 No.638

Bora Bora, the only islands where the breakfast bacon swims around

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Mahu 02/18/15 (Wed) 00:05:26 No.493 [Open thread]

Greetings from /k/ and /balk/. Who else wearing a Hawaiian shirt here?

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Mahu 02/25/15 (Wed) 07:11:23 No.578

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Today was a good day

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Mahu 02/25/15 (Wed) 20:50:35 No.579

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Even the animes love aloha shirts

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Mahu 03/04/15 (Wed) 19:03:37 No.611

I think I will wear one in the summer in the U.K. It would look very odd but I don't care. Are there any tips for the types of shirts?

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Captain Blueballs 03/04/15 (Wed) 22:34:15 No.612

>>611
I recommend a slim-fitting Hawaiian shirt with cargo shorts for wallet+phone, then either boat shoes or flip flops. You cant overthink summerwear

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Mahu 03/22/15 (Sun) 19:56:38 No.637

Where the fuck do you even buy those things?
I've been to hell and back trying to find stores that sell them, but to no avail.
I bought one four years ago in a fashion store that has since disappeared.
I need more though. One is not enough. I need enough to wear a different hawaii shirt every day of the week.

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Mahu 03/16/15 (Mon) 03:37:20 No.634 [Open thread]

do polynesian tribes that included anthropophagy on their diet really needed to do so to survive because of the lack of red meat on their islands?

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Mahu 03/16/15 (Mon) 21:02:21 No.635

No.
They could have eaten fish as a replacement.
In fact, red meat isn't necessary in a diet at all, you can survive without it if you eat a lot of legumes instead.
I don't know if any beans grow on any oceanic island, but still they could have been fine with just fish.

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Captain Blueballs 03/18/15 (Wed) 00:02:34 No.636

If we started eating eachother, what type of person would be the most delicious?

Im going with eating high-end cooks and the rich people they cook for. Delicious organic-fed human.

Flaubert wrote about his experiment cooking meat from fresh cadavers that he got at some morgue in paris. He described it as stringy sweet beef. Probably didn't marinade it worth a shit imo

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Mahu 02/06/15 (Fri) 16:01:10 No.321 [Open thread]

Island apreciation thread, post some islands.

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Mahu 02/07/15 (Sat) 09:54:12 No.324

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Nauru, smallest country in the world aside from the vatican. 9378 inhabitants.

97 percent of men and 93 percent of women are overweight or obese.

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BIG KAHUNA!!./ZK7D6.qk 02/07/15 (Sat) 12:05:55 No.325

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>>324
woah, obesity in the pacific seems to be a pretty big issue
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_Pacific

at least I can visit them without being called a lard-ass :^)

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Mahu 02/10/15 (Tue) 00:24:09 No.326

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cold ones allowed too.

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Mahu 03/12/15 (Thu) 00:11:43 No.631

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Hunga Tonga, an island made last year by volcanic eruption

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Captain Blueballs 03/12/15 (Thu) 00:44:31 No.632

>>631
New island, i call dibs

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Mahu 02/16/15 (Mon) 22:27:44 No.428 [Open thread]

This is the best goddamn board ever created and we should all go on a vacation here daily.

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Captain Blueballs 02/16/15 (Mon) 23:19:37 No.436

it ain't a vacay round these parts, it's a staycay

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Mahu 02/17/15 (Tue) 01:18:53 No.457

>>436
I would say that this is the charm of /tikilounge/, you only come here sparingly, and like a vacation spot you visit once a year, it's the same but different. Here you just chill out and enjoy relaxing.

Big Kahuna is here to bring happiness and peace in this little slice of happiness in the Dark Net.

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Mahu 02/17/15 (Tue) 06:05:55 No.475

old and busted = guy fawkes masks
new hotness = hawaiian shirts

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Mahu 02/28/15 (Sat) 03:53:46 No.596

>>475
8chan meetup wit Hawaiian shirts when?

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Captain Blueballs 03/11/15 (Wed) 22:17:03 No.630

>>596
Today. My place. I got shows to marathon and extra chairs

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yiff Mahu 02/27/15 (Fri) 13:31:59 No.581 [Open thread]

hey /tikilounge/
which Pokémon would you fuck?

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BIG KAHUNA!!./ZK7D6.qk 03/02/15 (Mon) 21:55:59 No.608

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I'll be honest with you mahu (^:

When I was in elementary school everyone fucking loved Pokemon, including me. I wasted a shitload of allowance on them Pokemon cards.
I also was one of the first people in my class with a bitchin ass computer and internet.

On this magical world wide web I accidentally stumbled upon some anti-pokemon websites.
Here, edgy fucklords would edit pokemon pictures in ms-paint, and add bullet wounds and other things. :^)

I thought it was the most amazing shit ever, and I stopped buying Pokemon cards and started drawing Pokemon getting tortured in horrible ways, and telling all the other kids that Pokemon sucked.
That really rustled everyone's jimmies, which only made my inner edgelord happier :^)

Ever since that, I never really got into Pokemon again.
I still haven't got a damn clue why it's still so fucking popular (^:

there are still some anti-pokemon sites up, apparently:
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Mahu 03/05/15 (Thu) 01:39:25 No.617

kahuna, did you use to contribute to newgrounds? i've seen your weird drawing style before in some flash cartoons

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Captain Blueballs 03/06/15 (Fri) 19:56:47 No.622

>>617
You're talking to a newgrounds LEGEND when you talk to kahuna

A LEGEND

SHOW SOME RESTECP

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Mahu 03/07/15 (Sat) 09:57:04 No.625

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>622

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BIG KAHUNA!!./ZK7D6.qk 03/11/15 (Wed) 10:40:56 No.629

>>617
mmmmmmaybe :^)

>>622
awww shucks, blue balled mahu (^:

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Mahu 03/02/15 (Mon) 08:07:42 No.605 [Open thread]

What was in a Big Kahuna burger anyways?

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Mahu 03/02/15 (Mon) 18:06:04 No.606

>>605
A big kahuna, that's why it's called that. And a kahuna is…

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

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Chief Chef 03/02/15 (Mon) 19:29:41 No.607

>>605
hawaiian pine apples, SPAM meat, Hawaiian piza extra pine apples, canned pineapple canned SPAM meat, coconut shavings, coconut rings and onion rings, Kahlua soaked bread, Hawaiian bred Kobe style beef no additives or fillers except its canned and packaged like SPAM with SPAM meat added for flavorings, Hawaiian pine apple greens and grass instead of lettuce, pine apple rings dyed red and purple instead of onions and tomators, seasame seeds soaked in coconut oil on top of the braised Hawaiian Kahlua bread bun, no pickles but small slices of ripe pine apple dyed green, Hawaiian Bloody Mary sauce instead of catsup, Pine apple sauce instead of mustardos, cooked to perfection, serves one Big Kahuna

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Mahu 03/07/15 (Sat) 05:19:33 No.624

>>607
that sounds delicious

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