a52750 No.30617 [View All]
IT'S DEFCON LEVEL FUN!
Looks like we hit the bump limit, so I'll bite the bullet and invite the shitposting to continue here.
Previous threads for the masochists:
>>29040
>>20468
>>18500
>>8287
>Season 2 Status Report:
Starfleet sends the USS Fidget Spinner to investigate seven mysterious red energy bursts and a creature called the red angel. These phenomena are somehow connected to Spock, but he's in the space nuthouse so nobody can ask him. Also, everyone is sad. Michael is sad about Spock and later she's sad about practically fucking everything. Stamets is sad that his boyfriend died, but then he comes back to life, but that doesn't work out so he's sad about that too. Dr. Culber is sad that he came back to life, then he gets angry about it, then he gets sad again. Tyler is sad that he can't be with either of his stronk wimmens (the Klingorc emperor and Michael) and he's sad about having to send his newborn son to Klingon Tibet. Pike is sad that he keeps getting cucked at every turn and that nobody takes him seriously. Tilly is sad because her imaginary spore parasite friend had to go away. The only person who's not sad is Saru who uncovered an evolutionary lie about his entire species and turned into a Chad overnight (but not really).
As the investigation goes on the ship encounters a giant space brain which uses its last moments of life to download all of its memories into Discovery's computer. Meanwhile, Spock escapes the loony bin and Michael has some Family Drama (TM) with Sarek and Amanda, then goes off to find Spock on her own. She takes him to Talos IV where the Talosians fix his mind, but not his autism. He explains that he met the red angel and it showed him a vision of the future where all life in the galaxy is wiped out. He now has memories of that future and Section 31 wants to know what he knows. You know, for "science." While investigating one of the red energy bursts, a time rift opens up and Discovery gets attacked by one of its own probes which came back from the future all souped up. The probe hacks into Airiam, the cyborg girl background character, who immediately starts acting shady.
Admiral Exposition tells the crew they need to go to Section 31 HQ because while everything else has been going on, their special AI threat assessment system called "Control" (henceforth called Skynet) has stopped responding. When they arrive, they find out that Skynet has gone rogue, killed everyone, and is controlling Airiam in order to download all the data from the giant space brain so it can become sentient (Isn't it already?) and kill the whole galaxy like in Spock's visions. Airiam dies in the same episode where she's given any development, but not before she tells Michael that everything happening is because of (((Her))) and something called Project Daedalus. Investigating Daedalus reveals that the red angel super suit was designed by Section 31 as part of a "temporal arms race" with the Klingons and that the angel's bio-signature is none other than Michael Burnham herself.
Stamets, Culber, Tilly, and Georgiou figure out a way to trap the red angel which requires them to all state their sexual preferences for some reason. The plan almost kills Michael, but she's rescued at the last second and SURPRISE! the red angel is actually Michael's mother, who was thought to be dead. She stole the Project Daedalus super suit (which she designed, of course) when the Klingons rolled in to fuck their shit up and has been time-hopping ever since trying to stop Skynet from destroying the future without much success. She gets a moment to exposition dump with Michael before getting sucked back to the future (?) and she reveals that while the red angel mystery has been solved, she's NOT connected to the red energy bursts. However, the real threat is now Captain Leland, the Section 31 goon, who has been hacked by Skynet via some fancy nano-bots injected directly into his eyeballs and totally isn't becoming the first Borg.
How will our intrepid crew stop Leland and Skynet from killing the future and, more importantly, will anybody even care?
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9118c9 No.31665
>>31662
You can do it, but it will take a long time to build up a following. Might be worth it though. No good scifi spots on plebbit.
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881b47 No.31676
>>31662
>>31663
>>31664
>>31665
If you really can't resist usernames and upboats, just use Voat instead of reddit. Even if you managed to get an alternative subreddit popular, it would get shoa'd by the admins for russian bot hatespeech or whatever.
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a5d984 No.31683
>>31676
I don't even use Reddit, I just want to subvert their platform for a giggle.
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768c4d No.31687
>>31683
>>31662
>>31664
I'm going to fuck you in the ass.
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881b47 No.31702
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a5d984 No.31705
>>31702
I think it's because he's gay.
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4b5ae6 No.32016
>tfw currently in a chat with people who unironically and sincerely defend STD by saying, and I quote letter for letter, "Discovery barely broke cannon smh"
The Klingons, the spore drive, and the new appearance of Enterprise are a couple I can think of off the top of my head, but what are some others that you all can think of?
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542a36 No.32017
>>32016
I like to juxtapose this STD tribunal with the one from Measure of a Man or any other similar episode. It's not just about muh canon, it's more about how it's not Star Trek.
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881b47 No.32018
>>32016
Uniforms, Spock being an autist, Spock having an adoptive sheboon sister, Federation using Borg-tier augments and artificial limbs, all the Mirror Universe shit, and Section 31 not even trying to hide their existence. I'm sure there are others.
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fbd063 No.32019
>>31705
Definitely because of the gay.
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3ff560 No.32026
>>32018
>Spock being an autist
STD Spock is dyslexic.
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3ff560 No.32028
>>32016
There's a lot to say about the Klingorcs and how it's not canon. Their appearances (4 nostrils, their skin, etc.), the nonsense about how they "shave their heads when they're at war", the fact they burry their dead (in reality to them a body is just a vessel, once its dead they don't give a shit anymore).
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fb1cab No.32051
>>32016
It's basically bad tier fan fiction by retards that have never watched Star Trek before.
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02d6b1 No.32085
If Netflix isn't going to pick up the Short treks like Calypso, then how will we watch it? I want to see the short treks. The Calypso was much better, then the regular season crap.
I just wish they had used the Harry Belafonte song in it. Banana boat would have been perfecxt in Calypso.
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569b0e No.32086
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it must be hard coming up with original ideas for trek.
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3a993e No.32087
>>30617
You'd think they'd have put more thought into calling a show disproportionably filled with faggots STD.
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881b47 No.32090
>>32085
>I want to see the short treks.
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7f4cc7 No.32091
>>32090
Alex Jones is god tier. He would be a great Captain for the next series. He could Captain Section 31.
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4b5ae6 No.32096
>>32091
>Implying he'd work for the very thing he'd want destroyed
>Implying he wouldn't be a loose cannon captain who eventually goes the route of Maxwell (and, like Maxwell, would be completely justified and correct in doing so)
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7f4cc7 No.32100
>>32096
Perfect, he would be perfect. That is what all the best Captains have done. Toe the party line captains like Captain Georgio almost got the whole Galaxy destroyed.
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79dd19 No.32149
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The stages of grief are compete. Mike is now basically saying Discovery is for low iq retards.
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9eec9f No.32153
>>32149
Jesus, that was brutal.
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b0ac7e No.32156
>>32149
>now
Mike has worse taste than most every other star trek fan.
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881b47 No.32162
>>32156
This should surprise nobody. HackFraudMedia shilled and heaped praise on TFA for merchandise. Merchandise, what little dignity they ever had is so insubstantial it can be bought off with plastic shit from China.
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635815 No.32171
>>32149
I'd just like to point out that I've paid zero attention to STD. I've seen almost nothing. That clip of Spock saying "I like science" is the single worst thing I've ever seen in Star Trek. I can't remember the last time I've cringed that hard.
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45d7a0 No.32172
>>32149
They made a valiant attempt to criticize the story, but the story is so nonsensical it's almost immune. It's like trying to criticize a rock for being hard.
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70311d No.32175
Star Trek: Discovery Season 3 will introduce a non-binary character
>While there will always be a vocal minority filled with trolls and haters who balk at the idea of diversity in Hollywood, it’s quite clear that the industry is placing a focus on inclusion and acceptance, whether it be in movies, on the small screen, or even in video games. While Gene Roddenberry’s enduring sci-fi franchise has always been at the forefront of change – the famous kiss between Kirk and Uhura is proof enough– it looks like Star Trek: Discovery is looking to round out its cast of diverse characters.
>As reported by Discussing Film, it seems CBS is searching for a non-binary character for the show’s upcoming third season. There aren’t many details to go off of, but it sounds like this individual will be named AIDRA (we’re not sure if the all caps is a typo, or deliberate), and is said to be very intelligent and self-confident.
>Apparently, CBS is looking for someone over the age of 18 to play a 16-year-old. It’s worth noting that Discussing Film seems to have gotten their information from an inside source, and as a result, this news should be taken with a grain of salt for the time being.
https://archive.fo/ksu80
"very intelligent and self-confident" so like 99% of the characters on STD? Not really diverse…
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4431b4 No.32176
>>32171
yes, they turned Spock into such literal asspie, it's almost beyond the point of mockery. Any joke you could make about it won't be as bad as what they actually did in the show.
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70311d No.32178
>>32176
I still can't believe that they've turned him into a dyslexic and wrote it like if it was a magical thing, like how Hollywood uses autism in their scripts.
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4cb79b No.32182
>>32175
Wasn't there already a non-binary character in Star Trek? Not as a crew member, but TNG had the episode with the androgynous race.
Everyone here should rewatch that episode. What was originally a fairly simplistic aligory for gay right is now a disturbingly accurate portrayal of modern liberal gender politics.
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ad7b3a No.32183
>>32182
>Not as a crew member
Wasn't a main character so it doesn't count towards the wokeness quota, I guess.
Enterprise did an episode about a species with a third gender, too.
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881b47 No.32184
>>32182
These people aren't Star Trek fans, they're parasites that invade the bodies of well-loved franchises and reanimate them for their own purposes. If it wasn't a main cast member they don't know about it.
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f6213a No.32186
>>32182
Making the character be of a genderless species would be very 90s, very Orville-y, very Bernie-bro. Even if well-intentioned, it ultimately sends the message that there's something abnormal, literally "alien" about identifying as non-binary. To be really ground-breaking and diverse, xe should be a non-binary human, or at least a familiar humanoid species (Vulcan, Negro, etc). Also, xe should be an extraordinarily talented super-genius. I worry a bit about Michael being overshadowed.
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70311d No.32187
>>32182
>Wasn't there already a non-binary character in Star Trek?
One of the main characters on DS9 was non-binary (Dax).
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c8c498 No.32188
Don't forget that some have tried to claim that Andorians have four genders because of a line about four people being needed for an Andorian wedding. They forget a human marriage also traditionally requires four people: a groom, a bride, an officiant, and a witness.
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4431b4 No.32190
>>32175
I'm waiting for the big moment they add a overtly Muslim character in a head scarf to the show after the franchise basically shit on organized human religions for 40 years
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529a18 No.32191
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>>32190
retconned in TNG. Cultural Marxism takes time.
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a0332f No.32196
>>32190
Sisko was a muslim.
In hollywood, every black character who isn't openly a church goer, is intended to be a muslim black panther or nigger brotherhood.
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c8c498 No.32217
>>32196
What if you hear them use the phrase, "That man needs Jesus?"
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71f249 No.32480
>>32016
>The Klingons, the spore drive, and the new appearance of Enterprise are a couple I can think of off the top of my head, but what are some others that you all can think of?
A biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig one?
Klingons not having emotions rather than having constantly-contained ones.
Also the Katra being some weird interstellar psychic mojo type thing.
Also Logic Extremists 1) Existing 2) Being a bunch of child-bombing jihadis
Also teleportation between decks.
Etc etc etc.
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fca273 No.32541
From the Star Trek panel at SDCC:
<Short Treks
>There will be 6 Short Treks exclusively on CBSAllAccess this fall. 2 will be animated, 3 will feature the Enterprise crew (Anson Mount, Ethan Peck and Rebecca Romijn are back as Pike, Spock and Number One) and one will serve as a teaser for Star Trek: Picard.
<Star Trek: Lower Decks
>Lower Decks takes place after Nemesis and VOY. It's an half hour show focused on 4 ensigns serving on a random ship in Starfleet.
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421e9d No.32545
>>32541
>Green problem hair
>mystery meat cyborg
>mystery meat klingaboo girl, probably stronk warrior wymyn
>white guy is an awkward manlet
They didn't even do us the favour of making the Caitian(?) sexy like the old animated series.
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d01362 No.32560
>>32541
>Commander Ransom
Wonder if they're related.
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3382cb No.32866
>>31350
>Everything boils down to Alex Kurtzman&friends not having a fucking idea how to write long-form TV.
Except Fringe was actually good. A bit heteronormative for modern tastes, but still.
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e74d52 No.32881
>>32541
These are copies of Rick and Morty characters.
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08cc10 No.32889
>>32541
>6 more Short Treks
who the fuck wants these? No one watched them, I doubt even the shills at r/startrek gave a shit.
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60cda0 No.32931
>>32889
Nobody but the handful of retards who actually pay for this shit want more Short Treks with the Discovery crew. That's why three are about the nuEnterprise crew and one is a lead-in for Picard. And the two Discovery ones aren't even live-action.
Overall I'm very pleased how little attention STD seems to be getting lately. I predict we'll get an announcement soon that season 3 will have a reduced episode count and it will quietly be cancelled while everyone is distracted by Picard and Rick & Morty Trek.
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c8cc38 No.33032
Reposted from the other Cardassian board.
http://archive.fo/86ESm
STD really on suicide watch.
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ab9e46 No.33040
>>33032
>Christopher Ogugua
"Everywhere I go, I must also rape."
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c52f0a No.33041
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