No.52 [Last50 Posts]
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No.53
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No.102
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>>53
kek at that ending of part 2
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No.141
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No.145
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I seriously hope you guys don't do this
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No.153
>>145
kek they would be drawn and quartered if they tried to run such a skit now
>I seriously hope you guys don't do this
such is life on the internet
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No.158
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No.176
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>>153
Yeah, it is sad to see how toothless and boring comedy is nowadays. You can't offend anyone - except for straight white males of course.
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No.211
>>176
Comedy is offensive. Reported.
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No.364
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No.444
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No.466
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No.467
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No.642
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No.643
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He calls me the lesbionic woman.
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No.644
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>>643
Kek, MAD had some good stuff.
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No.653
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I'm DYING. The lesbian looks like Gahoole2.
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No.655
>>653
OH EM GEE, you are right. That is eerie. Pretty sure Ray's gay cousin, the little package of gay dynamite, would kick GaHoole2's ass in a fight.
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No.656
>>655 (checked)
>Lewd handball
I still don't understand how that could possibly happen by accident.
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No.661
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MAD throwing shade at Anne Heche. I wonder what happened to her anyway.
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No.668
>>656
>I still don't understand how that could possibly happen by accident.
Maybe it wasn’t?
>>661
Didn’t she get sorta blacklisted after coming out? I think the same happened to Ellen Page; looks like Hollywood doesn’t cast lesbians. ‘Pretend’ lesbians is A-OK, but not the real deal apparently.
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No.674
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>>668
>>>668
>>Didn’t she get sorta blacklisted after coming out? I think the same happened to Ellen Page; looks like Hollywood doesn’t cast lesbians. ‘Pretend’ lesbians is A-OK, but not the real deal apparently.
>Yeah that wouldn't surprise me. Ellen Page really did seem to just drop of the map didn't she.
Loved Roseanne as a kid! Haven't watched the new series yet. Was bummed out to hear they cancelled it over a fucking tweet.
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No.750
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>>674
Never watched it growing up myself, but I was annoyed as fuck when I heard it was canned over a fucking Tweet. Roseanne doesn’t drink the SJW Kool-Aid, so they probably jumped at the chance to attack her and call her racist the first opportunity they got.
Celebs should avoid social media at all cost tbh – there will always be some outraged morons who’ll attack them and start a campaign to get their shit cancelled over nothing.
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No.752
>>750
>Roseanne doesn’t drink the SJW Kool-Aid, so they probably jumped at the chance to attack her and call her racist the first opportunity they got.
I remember being surprised she was getting a new season in the first place in our current climate as she has been outspoken for years. It's like she (and the show) were fattened up just to be sacrificed.
>Celebs should avoid social media at all cost tbh – there will always be some outraged morons who’ll attack them and start a campaign to get their shit cancelled over nothing.
>over nothing
Literally. They go after the celeb's voice or lack thereof. It's always about control hey.
>taylor swift.
>16mins in
Ha was wondering if this was sapphic.
I just spent like half an hour trying to find out if Karl Pilkington plays a character or is genuinely like this
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No.753
>>752
>It's like she (and the show) were fattened up just to be sacrificed.
Probably not too far from the truth that. They canned Tim Allen’s show too. I think it was said to be a more down-to-earth, right-leaning (compared to anything else on US TV) sitcom, and it had good ratings too, but they still took canned it.
>Taylor Swift
top lel
I love how she is able to trigger these people by doing nothing at all.
Can you imagine anyone putting Tarana Burke on any magazine cover (other than National Geographic)?
>Ha was wondering if this was sapphic.
“It’s trendy innit, that? So just have a bit of that at the end.”
>I just spent like half an hour trying to find out if Karl Pilkington plays a character or is genuinely like this
And what was your conclusion?
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No.760
>>753
>Can you imagine anyone putting Tarana Burke on any magazine cover (other than National Geographic)?
Her link to being a part of let alone founder of the current Me Too movement is tenuous at best.
>And what was your conclusion?
Honestly didn't reach a conclusion. Poe's law (irl) and all that, I just can't tell.
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No.796
Taylor Swift is based and an ally of /sapphic/
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No.797
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No.805
>mfw lesbians use top/bottom signifiers like fags
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No.806
>>805
Idunno, Anon… Someone’s gotta take the lead, right?
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No.808
>>806
>Someone’s gotta take the lead, right?
Terms like alpha/dominant submissive'beta exist for a reason. Top/bottom are particular sexual terms used by men. Every woman I ever fucked, fucked me right back. Honestly wouldn't know what to expect if I met a girl that said she was a top or bottom. Like…you only get penetrated but don't penetrate or vice versa? wth?
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No.812
>>808
>Like…you only get penetrated but don't penetrate or vice versa? wth?
Wat, you’ve never heard of pillow queens before?
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No.813
>>812
>pillow queens
TIL. Who would want that!
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No.815
>>813
H-heh, y-yeah, who'd want that?
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No.820
>>815
Just kidding! Whatever floats your boat
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No.824
>>820
In theory it sounds kinda hot though, right?
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No.827
>>824
Giving pleasure is hot, receiving pleasure is hot. Doing one without the other, not hot. It's a package deal. But if it's your fetish then I guess you would be receiving pleasure right? So it's a bypass for someone who gets off on pillow queens (but not for anyone who didn't share that fetish).
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No.894
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If I am not mistaken the actress who plays Mandy voiced Shego on Kim Possible.
Mmm, clam chowder.
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No.899
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>>894
Kek. I never watched Kim Possible so would have no idea.
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No.907
Other board's BO here. Check you emails, lads.
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No.909
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>>907
Right back at you, goy!
>>899
Me neither! Maybe just one or two episodes back in the day, and those were dubbed.
You should look up the chick who voiced Bonnie Rockwaller on the show though, she is a straight(!) 10 IMHO.
Kirsten Storms
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No.910
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>>909
>You should look up the chick who voiced Bonnie Rockwaller on the show
She looks pretty cute.
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No.919
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Brokeback Mountain 2: The Cowgirls
Nor subs; the only other upload was garbage
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No.921
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No.922
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>>919
Kek I remember watching this one a few months ago.
>>921
Why doesn't this actually exist already?
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No.927
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No.981
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No.1073
Gayle Newland GUILTY of sexual assault after pretending to be a man | Daily Mail Online: http://web.archive.org/web/20151013160007/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3235421/Woman-pretended-man-dupe-female-friend-sex-GUILTY-sexual-assault.html
A bit of a douche thing to do maybe, but definitely not sexual assault.
It is also the exact reverse of this MADtv skit: >>145
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No.1077
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>>1073
I don't know, I think it falls under that concept of rape by deception? I remember watching similar revelations on Jerry Springer and thought there was no way it could be real lol. You'd think if someone constantly makes excuses for not showing themselves and makes you wear a blindfold that should set alarm bell ringing.
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No.1086
>>1077
>I don't know, I think it falls under that concept of rape by deception?
wat
That is so retarded; surely the other chick wanted it as well – they had sex ‘about ten times’ before she found out the truth. I can’t even begin to imagine how you could argue it was sexual assault in court, that is just as much a douche thing to do as the deception IMHO.
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No.1087
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No.1090
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No.1093
>>1087
Mmmm really makes you think.
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No.1094
>>1090
>the way she sighs when she says it
I could not stop laughing at this. I don't know why that article said she misspoke. Anons at the time said it was just the jargon of the profession
>(let the camera) sit on her face (for a while)
This is more believable than I want to see it on her face imo.
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No.1095
>>1086
>surely the other chick wanted it as well
Well, she wanted a real dick it would seem. I'm trying to imagine a scenario like if a girlfriend was with her boyfriend and they decided to be kinky with a blindfold and all of a sudden he's using a foreign object that was never agreed to. That's super fucked up and creepy. And would probably be treated by a court in the same manner as this case. Some kind of sexual misconduct would be found. Sexual assault is a broad concept I guess.
>that is just as much a douche thing to do as the deception IMHO
I'm guessing she wanted revenge or some form of justice for what had happened. But think about it. No-one in this story comes across as particularly mentally stable. Also, Americans are litigious as fuck.
I remember a story some years back when iirc an Australian woman was in America and got arrested for assault because she tapped a woman on the shoulder and asked her to be quite in a movie theater.
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No.1101
>>1095
If she came back at least nine more times after their first encounter I have a hard time seeing how it can be sexual assault. Not sure what she (Gayle) should be charged with, but it should not have been that.
>I'm guessing she wanted revenge or some form of justice for what had happened. But think about it. No-one in this story comes across as particularly mentally stable. Also, Americans are litigious as fuck.
yeah, absolutely. Bang on the money. This particular case happened in the UK though.
>I remember a story some years back when iirc an Australian woman was in America and got arrested for assault because she tapped a woman on the shoulder and asked her to be quite in a movie theater.
Sounds like a kangaroo court to me :^)
Are Kinder Eggs banned in the US?
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No.1105
>>1101
>If she came back at least nine more times after their first encounter I have a hard time seeing how it can be sexual assault.
Presumably she didn't find out until their last sexual encounter.
>This particular case happened in the UK though.
D'oh!
>Sounds like a kangaroo court to me :^)
Oh u!
>Are Kinder Eggs banned in the US?
So I've heard. Something about the US not allowing non-food products in food. And being a choking hazard.
<In June 2012, CBP held two Seattle men for two and a half hours after discovering six Kinder Surprise eggs in their car upon returning to the US from a trip to Vancouver. According to one of the men detained, a border guard quoted the potential fine as US $500 per egg.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise#United_States
Top kek.
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No.1133
>>1105
Land of the free, home of the brave
kek
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No.1185
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No.1270
>Current Year +3: Beyond Satire
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No.1320
>>1309
>Also, I remember seeing one archived IMDb thread where one guy was sperging out due to the lack of ‘diversity’; everyone on the show had the same Nagel woman style porcelain white skin.
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No.1471
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No.1477
>>1471
They are literally writing this story line in Neighbours right now. Remember the bi girl I told you about? She's fallen in love with her brother's fiance. I swear they are building it up to the finance
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No.1478
>>1477
>when your comment posts before you finish writing.
Anyway I wouldn't be surprised if the fiance ends up leaving her beau for his sister at the alter.
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No.1479
>>1477
>>1478
Ouch! That’s gotta sting. It’d be like Imagine Me And You all over again.
Any chance someone will end up getting slapped because of it?
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No.1480
>>1479
>Any chance someone will end up getting slapped because of it?
Wouldn't that be great? Fingers crossed!
They showed some sapphic content finally the other night. Unfortunately it seems like the actress isn't too in touch with her /sapphic/ side. Whenever she has kissed men on the show it's looked completely fine. When she kissed her ex gf (to forget about her unrequited feelings for her future sister in law) who has rocked up in town she looks pretty uncomfortable.
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No.1481
>>1480
Maybe it is just nerves?
In any case, though, the actress who plays her ex-GF should take her aside after shooting and offer to do some after-hours kissing practice so they’ll look like an actual couple kissing.
“That’s not a kiss. This is a kiss!”
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No.1482
>>1481
>Maybe it is just nerves?
Probably.
>the actress who plays her ex-GF should take her aside after shooting and offer to do some after-hours kissing practice so they’ll look like an actual couple kissing.
That chick could teach her a thing or two. Excellent suggestion.
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No.1483
I've had old episodes of Neighbours running in the background while I get work done and came across this the other night. Kek'd heartily.
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No.1485
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>>1483
<Did ya want a cuppa?
Crikey! Reminds me of the scene from Roseanne
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No.1487
>>1485
<Did ya want a cuppa?
Such an ocka accent kek
>Reminds me of the scene from Roseanne
lol yes
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No.1489
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No.1504
>>1487
<spot the lesbian
Even I might be able the guess the correct answer here. I’ve got my suspicions about KStew too tbh. Looks way too laidback and like she doesn’t give a fuck.
It’s Mila, isn't it?
>Such an ocka accent kek
I can tell U.S. & U.K accents pretty easy, and tell the difference between an Aussie and a Kiwi, but never in a million years could I tell apart different Aussie/Kiwi accents.
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No.1505
Crikey! I assumed the image was just a fake, but it turns out one African science student actually proved gay marriage is scientifically impossible. What a time to be alive!
Science of Gay Marriage, Articles | THISDAY LIVE: http://archive.vn/yphqH
University of Lagos: Magnets prove homosexuality is unnatural - PinkNews · PinkNews: http://archive.vn/hc8Sa
Nigerian Student Uses Magnets To 'Prove' Gay Marriage Is Wrong: http://archive.vn/RKsWn
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No.1509
>it's a sapphic "nightmare" episode
Captions:
<Hey, hey, hey! It's nothing, just touching myself a bit.
<We're together. Your wife gets bored with you, you've pushed her into lesbianism.
<NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
<YESSSSSSSS
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No.1524
>>1509
Kek. Is that our muse I spy?
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No.1525
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No.1631
>>812
>Wat, you’ve never heard of pillow queens before?
So I must have completely blanked out when this dialogue happened the first time I watched this.
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No.1644
>>1631
So you assumed it was just cute/romantic pillowtalk to call someone a ‘pillow queen’?
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No.1653
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No.1755
Saw your board trending and decided to swing by to say hi, BO.
About to finally watch Thelma.
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No.1763
>>1755
Wow we haven't been on trending in forever. Nice to see you pop in.
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No.1765
>>1763
It was nice because it happened in sync with me getting a chance to watch Thelma.
First dent I put on my backlog in a long time.
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No.1779
Got some cool material in your email BO.
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No.1822
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No.1825
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No.1845
>>1825
>secret society and rituals
Illuminati confirmed?
Three vampiresess walks into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender gives it to her and she drinks it. The second also orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender fixes her a Bloody Mary and she drinks it. The third orders a cup of hot water, and the two other vampireses turn to look at her. “What do you want with hot water?” one wants to know. The third vampiress pulls out a used tampon and says “I'm having tea!”
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No.1853
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>>1845
>Three vampiresess walks into a bar.
Oh primary school days!
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No.1854
>>1845
>Illuminati confirmed?
confirmed
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No.1873
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No.1876
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So the insanely hot teacher at school talked to me 5 days ago at work. Just a few sentences but we also were sitting together for a meeting and it's the most we've ever interacted. And now I can't stop thinking about her. Stupid fucking brain. Fucking fuck.
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No.1877
>>1876
Did you remember to show off your cherry trick?
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No.1879
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>>1877
No. I desperately tried to not sperg out and give away the fact that I'm crushing hard on her wihch probably made me look like a sperg. Then she was grooming herself constantly next to me but I don't know if it's because I'm making her uncomfortable. Fairly sure she's straight :(
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No.1881
>>1879
Can’t say I’ve been in a similar situation before, but “office romances” are tricky enough without the sapphic element.
Maybe this is the time to bring out the Driver persona? Coo, silent and mysterious – short replies.
Or just go for it and send notes: Do you like me?/Guess who likes you
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No.1883
>>1881
>“office romances” are tricky enough without the sapphic element.
I know.But I really, really want her.
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No.1887
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>>1883
Have you considered sigils? Sigils feature in The Ghoul – it seems to me that it is more of a method to focus your thoughts and give you a mental boost. It is explained nicely in the film, and the protagonist makes a sigil of his own to focus on achieving his goal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigil#Chaos_magic
What’s the worst that could happen?
“When I started to become interested in magic, I understood that everything that people talk about with regards to magic, is all absolutely true, as long as you understand that it is happening inside people’s minds. And it struck me that that must be what magic is, it must be like treating the space that we perceive in our minds as a kind of territory. And I thought that working on that hypothesis, you could explore that territory.”
— Alan Moore
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No.1891
>>1887
>Have you considered sigils?
While I like the idea for areas of my life I don't want to be a Thelma.
But maybe I will look into it
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No.1892
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Merry almost Christmas anons.
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No.1893
>>1891
Thelma got the girl and a happy ending!
>>1892
Bah! Hambug!
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No.1894
>>1893
>Thelma got the girl and a happy ending!
brb turning into a witch
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No.1895
>>1894
But a good witch, right? Just don’t go summoning any daemons, and never go full Willow. You can do this! Don’t let your dreams be dreams!
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No.1897
>>1895
>Just don’t go summoning any daemons, and never go full Willow.
If I do any of these things or worse, you have to take me down anon. Promise me!
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No.1898
>>1897
I’ll do my very best.
Try not to mess it up. Fingers and toes crossed.
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No.1903
The Simpsons thread over at /tv/ reminded me of these “Dark Simpsons” edits, and this one is spot on here.
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No.1925
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No.1926
>>1897
>>1895
>>1898
witches are lewd and don't exist.
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No.1929
>>1926
Yes, of course. Just silly talk.
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No.1940
>>1926
>witches are lewd and don't exist.
Watch it buddy, or I'll turn you into a rat….eventually.
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No.2380
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Whoever made this didn't call it a YTP.
But that's exactly what it is and it's bloody excellent!
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No.2516
>>2380
>But that's exactly what it is and it's bloody excellent!
Agreed.
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No.2897
>tfw there really are no girls on the internet
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No.3088
>>2897
Surely there must be some girls out there. Instagram maybe?
Only crossdressers and LARPers on imageboards nowadays.
Came across this ad for The Sims 2 in an old, scanned copy PC Gamer magazine on the Internet Archive the other day. I imagine there would be heads rolling if this ad was made now.
We really didn’t know how good things were back then… ;_;
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No.3101
I know what you're thinking: 'Did he play ten songs or only nine?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is Hello, I Must Be Going!, the most powerful album in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I like Phil Collins?' Well, do you, punk? Because I Don't Care Anymore.
Dirty Harry x American Psycho x Beyond the Black Rainbow x deadwax. It's probably the most dense crossover funpost I've ever done.
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No.3111
>>2516
Damn that must have hurt
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No.3194
<The gay male African penguins, who made headlines last year when they stole an egg from a heterosexual couple, have now stolen a lesbian duo’s nest.
Gay male penguins steal lesbian couple's eggs at Dutch Zoo: https://archive.vn/sqYlR / http://web.archive.org/web/20201023234325/https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/gay-male-penguins-steal-lesbian-couple-s-eggs-dutch-zoo-n1244575
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No.3195
>>3194
Faggots are truly the niggers of sex, in this case even literal Africans.
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No.3304
>>3088
>We really didn’t know how good things were back then… ;_;
Ain't it always the way. I want out of the snakepit.
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No.3305
>>3304
<“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real lesbian?”
Funny and sad at the same time.
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No.3431
>>211
>Keyle and Pee
This sketch is adorable, considering that one of them now stars in woke Netflix shit and the other one has made a great career of directing race-baiting movies where white people are evil and/or retarded.
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No.3432
>>2897
I laugh hard at the "lesbian" MTF trannies. Even though they got them turned inside-out, they still have the biggest balls on Earth. Only a complete soylord would ever have the gall to attempt shit on real lesbians like "Hey, I'm a female lesbian, too! It's transphobic of you to not want to lick my exceedingly long clitoris!"
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No.3435
>>3432
>"Hey, I'm a female lesbian, too! It's transphobic of you to not want to lick my exceedingly long clitoris!"
IKR, the AUDACITY.
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No.3491
Came across this meme by accident. Was surprised to read that the source is not hentai.
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No.3494
>>3491
Kek. I still don't really get using gay male sex terms for lesbians. Sure there is dominance and submission but it is constantly in flux during sex.
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No.3495
>>3494
Maybe something got lost in translation? They probably have some other term for a lesbian who is more submissive in bed in Japan to contrast the gay male terms.
The author/artist (Mikawa Miso) is female according to her pixiv profile (https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/3099294),she specialises in yuri mangas, and the first thing on her Twitter bio is “I like tits” (https://nitter.net/mkw_bkn2), so I assume she has first-hand (or hands-on) experience to draw from.
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No.3501
>>3495
>so I assume she has first-hand (or hands-on) experience to draw from.
Meh, she could tell me she's an attack helicopter. Would make as much sense.
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No.3511
>>3501
You think she is faking it and just making up she assumes lesbians are getting up to behind closed doors?
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No.3513
>>3511
>You think she is faking it and just making up she assumes lesbians are getting up to behind closed doors?
Possibly. Or just being nonsensical.
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No.3551
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No.3552
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No.3553
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No.3554
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No.3564
>>3513
Never thought I would see well done lewd Wojak edits…
This upcoming has some top tier /sapphic/ themed maymays and fanart potential as well.
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No.3592
Think this comes from a WebM thread from /b/
Remember seeing some ASMR connoisseurs over at /tingles/ argue if one of the ASMR “artists” they were discussing was a lesbian.
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No.3629
>>3592
Wtf is that video? Could only make it about 3 mins in. Of course it came from /b/.
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No.3631
>>3629
It is a pretty spot on parody of ASMR “artists”.
<Vagina Dentata lift
Looks like she never skips leg pussy day at the gym and has Kegel muscles of steel.
Seen videos of guys (in Japan?) lifting weights with their tackle; wonder how much a chick could lift if she did her Kegel exercises every day 🤔
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No.3639
ого, лесбухи (wow, lesbians)
Ничего себе, женщины альтернативной сексуальной ориентации (Wow, women of alternative sexual orientation)
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