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No.1845
>>1825
>secret society and rituals
Illuminati confirmed?
Three vampiresess walks into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender gives it to her and she drinks it. The second also orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender fixes her a Bloody Mary and she drinks it. The third orders a cup of hot water, and the two other vampireses turn to look at her. “What do you want with hot water?” one wants to know. The third vampiress pulls out a used tampon and says “I'm having tea!”
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No.1853
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>>1845
>Three vampiresess walks into a bar.
Oh primary school days!
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No.1854
>>1845
>Illuminati confirmed?
confirmed
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No.1873
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No.1876
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So the insanely hot teacher at school talked to me 5 days ago at work. Just a few sentences but we also were sitting together for a meeting and it's the most we've ever interacted. And now I can't stop thinking about her. Stupid fucking brain. Fucking fuck.
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No.1877
>>1876
Did you remember to show off your cherry trick?
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No.1879
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>>1877
No. I desperately tried to not sperg out and give away the fact that I'm crushing hard on her wihch probably made me look like a sperg. Then she was grooming herself constantly next to me but I don't know if it's because I'm making her uncomfortable. Fairly sure she's straight :(
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No.1881
>>1879
Can’t say I’ve been in a similar situation before, but “office romances” are tricky enough without the sapphic element.
Maybe this is the time to bring out the Driver persona? Coo, silent and mysterious – short replies.
Or just go for it and send notes: Do you like me?/Guess who likes you
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No.1883
>>1881
>“office romances” are tricky enough without the sapphic element.
I know.But I really, really want her.
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No.1887
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>>1883
Have you considered sigils? Sigils feature in The Ghoul – it seems to me that it is more of a method to focus your thoughts and give you a mental boost. It is explained nicely in the film, and the protagonist makes a sigil of his own to focus on achieving his goal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigil#Chaos_magic
What’s the worst that could happen?
“When I started to become interested in magic, I understood that everything that people talk about with regards to magic, is all absolutely true, as long as you understand that it is happening inside people’s minds. And it struck me that that must be what magic is, it must be like treating the space that we perceive in our minds as a kind of territory. And I thought that working on that hypothesis, you could explore that territory.”
— Alan Moore
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No.1891
>>1887
>Have you considered sigils?
While I like the idea for areas of my life I don't want to be a Thelma.
But maybe I will look into it
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No.1892
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Merry almost Christmas anons.
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No.1893
>>1891
Thelma got the girl and a happy ending!
>>1892
Bah! Hambug!
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No.1894
>>1893
>Thelma got the girl and a happy ending!
brb turning into a witch
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No.1895
>>1894
But a good witch, right? Just don’t go summoning any daemons, and never go full Willow. You can do this! Don’t let your dreams be dreams!
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No.1897
>>1895
>Just don’t go summoning any daemons, and never go full Willow.
If I do any of these things or worse, you have to take me down anon. Promise me!
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No.1898
>>1897
I’ll do my very best.
Try not to mess it up. Fingers and toes crossed.
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No.1903
The Simpsons thread over at /tv/ reminded me of these “Dark Simpsons” edits, and this one is spot on here.
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No.1925
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No.1926
>>1897
>>1895
>>1898
witches are lewd and don't exist.
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No.1929
>>1926
Yes, of course. Just silly talk.
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No.1940
>>1926
>witches are lewd and don't exist.
Watch it buddy, or I'll turn you into a rat….eventually.
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No.2380
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Whoever made this didn't call it a YTP.
But that's exactly what it is and it's bloody excellent!
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No.2516
>>2380
>But that's exactly what it is and it's bloody excellent!
Agreed.
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No.2897
>tfw there really are no girls on the internet
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No.3088
>>2897
Surely there must be some girls out there. Instagram maybe?
Only crossdressers and LARPers on imageboards nowadays.
Came across this ad for The Sims 2 in an old, scanned copy PC Gamer magazine on the Internet Archive the other day. I imagine there would be heads rolling if this ad was made now.
We really didn’t know how good things were back then… ;_;
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No.3101
I know what you're thinking: 'Did he play ten songs or only nine?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is Hello, I Must Be Going!, the most powerful album in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I like Phil Collins?' Well, do you, punk? Because I Don't Care Anymore.
Dirty Harry x American Psycho x Beyond the Black Rainbow x deadwax. It's probably the most dense crossover funpost I've ever done.
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No.3111
>>2516
Damn that must have hurt
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No.3194
<The gay male African penguins, who made headlines last year when they stole an egg from a heterosexual couple, have now stolen a lesbian duo’s nest.
Gay male penguins steal lesbian couple's eggs at Dutch Zoo: https://archive.vn/sqYlR / http://web.archive.org/web/20201023234325/https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/gay-male-penguins-steal-lesbian-couple-s-eggs-dutch-zoo-n1244575
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No.3195
>>3194
Faggots are truly the niggers of sex, in this case even literal Africans.
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No.3304
>>3088
>We really didn’t know how good things were back then… ;_;
Ain't it always the way. I want out of the snakepit.
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No.3305
>>3304
<“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real lesbian?”
Funny and sad at the same time.
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No.3431
>>211
>Keyle and Pee
This sketch is adorable, considering that one of them now stars in woke Netflix shit and the other one has made a great career of directing race-baiting movies where white people are evil and/or retarded.
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No.3432
>>2897
I laugh hard at the "lesbian" MTF trannies. Even though they got them turned inside-out, they still have the biggest balls on Earth. Only a complete soylord would ever have the gall to attempt shit on real lesbians like "Hey, I'm a female lesbian, too! It's transphobic of you to not want to lick my exceedingly long clitoris!"
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No.3435
>>3432
>"Hey, I'm a female lesbian, too! It's transphobic of you to not want to lick my exceedingly long clitoris!"
IKR, the AUDACITY.
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No.3491
Came across this meme by accident. Was surprised to read that the source is not hentai.
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No.3494
>>3491
Kek. I still don't really get using gay male sex terms for lesbians. Sure there is dominance and submission but it is constantly in flux during sex.
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No.3495
>>3494
Maybe something got lost in translation? They probably have some other term for a lesbian who is more submissive in bed in Japan to contrast the gay male terms.
The author/artist (Mikawa Miso) is female according to her pixiv profile (https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/3099294),she specialises in yuri mangas, and the first thing on her Twitter bio is “I like tits” (https://nitter.net/mkw_bkn2), so I assume she has first-hand (or hands-on) experience to draw from.
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No.3501
>>3495
>so I assume she has first-hand (or hands-on) experience to draw from.
Meh, she could tell me she's an attack helicopter. Would make as much sense.
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No.3511
>>3501
You think she is faking it and just making up she assumes lesbians are getting up to behind closed doors?
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No.3513
>>3511
>You think she is faking it and just making up she assumes lesbians are getting up to behind closed doors?
Possibly. Or just being nonsensical.
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No.3551
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No.3552
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No.3553
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No.3554
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No.3564
>>3513
Never thought I would see well done lewd Wojak edits…
This upcoming has some top tier /sapphic/ themed maymays and fanart potential as well.
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No.3592
Think this comes from a WebM thread from /b/
Remember seeing some ASMR connoisseurs over at /tingles/ argue if one of the ASMR “artists” they were discussing was a lesbian.
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No.3629
>>3592
Wtf is that video? Could only make it about 3 mins in. Of course it came from /b/.
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No.3631
>>3629
It is a pretty spot on parody of ASMR “artists”.
<Vagina Dentata lift
Looks like she never skips leg pussy day at the gym and has Kegel muscles of steel.
Seen videos of guys (in Japan?) lifting weights with their tackle; wonder how much a chick could lift if she did her Kegel exercises every day 🤔
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No.3639
ого, лесбухи (wow, lesbians)
Ничего себе, женщины альтернативной сексуальной ориентации (Wow, women of alternative sexual orientation)
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