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File: 6ffe15e6b8ee64d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,20.52 KB,300x256,75:64,pepe_the_frog_internet_mem….jpg)

 No.157167 [Open Thread]

>be me

>2008

>discover obscure imageboard called mcai

>everyone posting cursed anime girls and broken jpeg artifacts

>say "hello"

>23 replies in 4 seconds

>"fed"

>"bot"

>"generated response"

>it's 2008

>chatgpt won't exist for another lifetime

>post timestamp as proof

>they call the timestamp AI-generated

>one anon uploads my house in Garry's Mod

>another mails me a pipe bomb made of png compression artifacts

>explode into 14 identical copies of myself

>all of them get banned for ban evasion

>mods promote the microwave jpeg to administrator

>server starts speaking in hexadecimal

>every captcha is just my face crying

>someone says "skill issue"

>thread archived by the Library of Congress

>Obama personally logs in and replies "lmao"

>wake up

>microwave still humming

>never trust mcai again

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File: 85a1b20610401a7⋯.jpg (277.4 KB,1801x928,1801:928,Chona_Kilat_597t.jpg)

 No.157160 [Open Thread]

Chona provides Wanker with her rating during a video call. Chona pushes Wanker to comply with her demands.

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File: cf40577641f765f⋯.jpg (172.57 KB,718x960,359:480,akira.jpg)

 No.157068 [Open Thread]

-- intro

i want to work on my website, but when ever i got on my laptop to start working on it i would always lose motivation or just distract myself. going on youtube, just zoning out and looking around, putting music.

-- remove distractions (socials, embrace boredom)

so how do i fix this: avoid anything distracting. no socials, no music or videos, no porn. if you feel very horny and feel like it only limits you, then go and get over with it and get to work. but here is what i did for it to work: i stopped going on youtube, i deleted my social medias because i dont have friends either way, what do i need social medias for. so i got bored and i got some ideas in my head and wanted to make them real. and working on the site took my mind away from the boredom.

-- try to impress teammates

if you have people that are interested in it and work on it too this will help: you have to try to surprise them and to show off what you did because it is human psychology to try to share your achievements. and doing it in something you guys all are interested in will help you greatly. it gives you the motivation and enjoyment of what you created, knowing it was worth creating because this tool you made is put into good use. and from then you only feel motivated to do more, and more. update more, surprise more, reach higher goals, increase your community. (IMPORTANT) it is better to not tell them before you actually make the thing you wanted to do, because then if they get involved, your structure and logic is all changed and messed up because theirs was introduce. and also if you suddenly lose motivation it will feel bad since you didnt keep your word of doing that thing.

this is just what worked for me, if it doesnt work for you, good luck finding something that does.

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 No.157121

what kind of website are you working on? What is topic of the site?

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 No.157124

File: 2f64ffbd73dd885⋯.mp4 (1.59 MB,240x134,120:67,motivationisafalsegod_shru….mp4)

Motivation is a false god.

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 No.157128

>>157120

This motivation only applies to extremely rare people with genetics thst let them do that.

Something for normal people, please?

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 No.157138

>>157120

Take your meds, schizophrenic ass nigger

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 No.157144

>>157124

Success is a lie

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File: 3d22837b33a1424⋯.jpg (123.34 KB,1169x1169,1:1,1770819551037.jpg)

 No.153171 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

Women crazyness is a certainty.

Women taming is a necessity.

>The man having to endure the bullshit of women, starting from his wife, is a tale as old as human civilization.

>Every man should learn to become a woman tamer.

>The men of old knew that, and life just carried on, up to our generation in our age now.

Share advices and discuss about how to tame women, and their innate deranged tendencies.

Only advices from men are of value.

Women can't tame themselves, so any of their advices on the matter is worthless. Ignore them.

Femboys don't exist, it's all women larping as males.

https://rentry.org/women-taming

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 No.157107

males are the apex predator of the planet, females should behave

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 No.157108

how does one tame women? That seems impossible.....

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 No.157110

>>155813

no intelligent person uses the n-word lol.....

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 No.157112

>>157110

Thanks ChatGPT

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 No.157114

taming women is impossible, i thought women didn't actually exist.......

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File: d2e1c6a96dc4c04⋯.jpg (5.07 MB,1761x2048,1761:2048,Screenshot_from_2026_02_09….jpg)

 No.157103 [Open Thread]

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 No.157113

I’m gonna have to check this shit out at some point

Always found it funny there was no 6chan and here it is

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File: f1bbbb700ae19d9⋯.jpeg (217.45 KB,1200x667,1200:667,Pinus_nigra.jpeg)

 No.157106 [Open Thread]

Every site is probably run by the governments to collect data on the users. This is obvious. This does not require "proof". Including this site. If you assume every site is a honeypot and behave accordingly, then you are safe.

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File: ae2b5225e32ec8c⋯.jpg (80.39 KB,810x678,135:113,media_562604443.jpg)

 No.155224 [Open Thread]

Hello I have psychic abilities one of them is I can see into the future. Ask me anything.

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 No.155267

>>155236

Summit in Bratislava where Donald Trump will be assassinated sparking Russian invasion of Europe.

>>155239

I do not control what I see. Things come to me randomly.

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 No.155268

>>155267

Okay, if this actually happens we will know your powers are completely legit. I'm the guy whose abilities only work in sleep. I predicted the second election of Troomp years ahead of time by seeing it in a dream.

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 No.157097

>>155224

I'll bite...

I filed a law suit recently. The judge MUST issue a ruling very soon (he / she has no choice). What will the outcome be?

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 No.157099

>>155267

Nigga he has two years left no one is going to bother

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 No.157105

Literally every website is a government honeypot, which should be obvious. You are crazy to think otherwise.

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File: 32a85deff0d7354⋯.jpg (37 KB,480x360,4:3,1781805926478210.jpg)

 No.157078 [Open Thread]

Anon, remember when the Anime Man brought on the undisputed king of Japanese adult films, Shimiken, for that absolute freakshow of an interview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahbx-x4c2gY

The guy has thousands of credits, total mainstream legend in the industry, right? But halfway through he starts dropping the most unhinged lore imaginable.

Absolute peak cognitive dissonance. The man literally looks like a regular, respectable fitness-freak Japanese dude, and then he casually admits to the camera that he's been chowing down on his own turds since childhood because he actually liked the taste.

Joey is sitting right across from him dying inside, desperately trying to maintain his professional anime YouTuber composure while his soul leaves his body. Absolute cinema. Japan truly is the most magical place on Earth.

Thoughts? Would you endure a day in his life?

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 No.157081

well anime makes no sense, nobody can rationalize anime since it is illogical.....

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 No.157102

Why would anyone care honestly

Have you ever tried it? Food poisoning is literally just fecal matter in food. He’s clearly lying, anyone who actually eats shit will be in massive pain from it. There’s a reason you don’t see many long term scat stars, it does not feel good even for 40,000$

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File: 190ff2867ca93c7⋯.jpg (107.77 KB,600x452,150:113,ac4844a30193be339e985ca80c….jpg)

 No.156930 [Open Thread]

Big search engines like Google track your activity and sell your data for ads — which is why a lot of us don’t search freely anymore. I’ll share a few alternatives I’ve found, and would love to hear what others are using too!

DuckDuckGo: Best for untracked searching

Startpage: Best for unprofiled browsing

MyAllSearch: Clean interface and an emphasis on user privacy.

Qwant: GDPR-protected searching

Startpage: Combines the top results of multiple engines, primarily Gigablast and Yandex.

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 No.156996

genius

we all care about (You)

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 No.157001

every post on social media is a honeypot, every site is a honeypot, every poster is a bot or government agent......

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 No.157071

File: fcb2ad7d2f06033⋯.png (669.86 KB,1920x1080,16:9,1757681026381.png)

I’ve reviewed a few of the options listed, and the results are largely the same across the board. What I find frustrating, though, is the constant appearance of 'AI Suggestions.' I’d prefer to do my own searching without having snippets pushed at me. I get that this is the direction things are heading, but seriously - if I want an AI-generated summary, I’ll ask for one.

I can't be the only one fed up with that!!!

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 No.157073

>>157071

The AI they use DEFINITELY isn’t gathering extra data as well.

DEFINITELY

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 No.157087

why does it matter that the governments are keeping records of people's surfing history? No intelligent person would ever attempt to access illegal content anyways......

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File: 15263e9b8624cc1⋯.jpg (748.7 KB,1920x1080,16:9,walmart_storefront_shoppin….jpg)

 No.157084 [Open Thread]

Surely, protecting your privacy online is a fool's effort, because nothing online is anonymous nor private......just post your dox here for everyone to see..... btw anyone downloading/uploading real cp is an idiot that deserves to be in jail......

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File: 41f0f7d6f9e51d9⋯.png (2.11 MB,1402x1122,701:561,file_0000000068c881f4958f9….png)

 No.157040 [Open Thread]

Child porn is not.... just okay... while we normalise child porn with anime... stop anime... stop pedo cartoons... anime is worse than daisy... destruction.... pedophile child porn cartoons... this is not normal... only pedophiled watch anime...

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 No.157076

>>157045

OP is a schizo who needs to be put down like an old dog

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 No.157079

>>157058

it is pretty obvious that anime is basically advertisements for child porn, series with names like Hyperdimension Neptunia, Kantai Collection, Harukana Receive, Love Live, Senran Kagura, Sailor Moon, etc totally sound like ads for child porn.....anime is advertisements for real cp content

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 No.157080

anime is just a legal loophole to watch child porn......anime is essentially legal cp......

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 No.157082

"anime is worse than daisy"

I thought for a moment you were talking about the Mario character

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 No.157083

>>157082

i am talking about daisys destruction... its very illegal and you shouldnt search it up... or else...

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File: e9d399ef36da430⋯.jpg (100.47 KB,600x600,1:1,anders_web.jpg)

 No.157051 [Open Thread]

Meet Gabriel!

He is just a regular ass guy, living a regular ass life, but Gabriel has a dark secret.

Can you guess what it is?

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 No.157055

He likes little boys or he's Jewish, or both.

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 No.157074

Killed his wife

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File: 04b1424e1a21c65⋯.jpg (15.99 KB,347x347,1:1,838bc8919b4cfdd85449a4f2cf….jpg)

 No.156976 [Open Thread]

I hate it, I just want bros, but all of them just see me as female.

And sex change is literally impossible lol

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 No.157038

>>157027

They don't have to work and can just let a man take care of them. They need to be able to take a dick. That's IT.

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 No.157048

>>157038

but women are now forced to work because one man working is not enough, so women need to work to provide suffiicient income.....

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 No.157056

>>157048

Sometimes. But if your man ain't a broke loser you can be okay anyway without having to work yourself. Of course, a man likes it when a woman earns some of her own muns instead of relying soley on his cash.

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 No.157066

becoming trans will only worsen things because then guys wont want to talk to some weirdo.

enjoy the good things you have. and i think you can find bros, i know a female (biological female), and she has bros. shes a chill girl and has humor. try to copy her maybe you will find what you look for. but if you tried that and it dont work then something is wrong with what you do. believe in yourself.

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 No.157070

>>157056

>you don’t have to work if he isn’t broke

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM!?

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File: 5c983e9e28a2b7b⋯.jpg (598.94 KB,1080x2400,9:20,Screenshot_2026_04_29_11_5….jpg)

 No.156616 [Open Thread]

I think im far right or left, im really insure tbf but dudes like me that live in the uk dont really learn until im taken politics bores me sometimes 😉

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 No.156634

Post less niggers

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 No.157061

I agree less of this shit.,. Who wants.to see it??

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File: 80e7327f7f379cd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,564.95 KB,1029x1941,343:647,AISelect_20260622_202932_C….jpg)

 No.157013 [Open Thread]

Always In Internet...

Sample here, people think tahy can claim to be removed but always gonna be found.

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 No.157036

I don’t think anyone gives a shit bro

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 No.157037

whats tahy

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 No.157059

Actually yes, there is nothing you say or do that won't end up archived somewhere :/. Be careful because you never know who the hell is tracking you, specially nowadays that governments spy on all of us through Pegasus.

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 No.157060

>>157059

it doesn't matter that the governments are spying, as long as you aren't accessing real kiddie porn......

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