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 No.116522 [Open thread]

Corta os pulso e me manda

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 No.116509 [Open thread]

Random.

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File: 6bdafca9f611d53⋯.png (348.87 KB,1000x953,1000:953,image_2024_12_13_221005260.png)

 No.116446 [Open thread]

>be me

>be with my friends back in 7th grade

"hey y'all i heard alcohol is made when yeast eats sugar in an airtight environment"

>we put it to the test

>we put baker's yeast, brown sugar and water in a (supposedly) very strong plastic reusable bottle

>we hide it next to a concrete block in my friend's backyard (it's a backyard shared by the whole apartment building)

>leave his home

the next day

>i go to school

>go to see that friend

>didn't expect any news about our alcohol experiment since i thought it would take a couple days to ferment

"anon i have something to tell u"

>huh?

"5 hours after you left, i heard an explosion coming from my backyard, i investigated and the only thing left from the bottle was schrapnel"

>he lives on the 9th floor of his apartment building

>his windows were closed when he heard the explosion

>mfw we made a bomb from yeast and sugar

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 No.116457

>>116446

Pretty epic, dude.

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 No.116507

>>116446

>be me

>10 years old

>my older brother walks into our room with drain cleaner

>anon, go get the tin foil

>when i get back from the kitchen hes slowly pouring drain cleaner in my gatorade bottle after he finished my gatorade

>whats going on anon?

>just watch.

>i get on my bed and watch

> he starts ripping tin foil in thin enough strips to fit through the entrence

>quickley uses all his strength to force the cap down tight

>hold this anon

>starts to duct tape the bottle closed

>grabs the bottle from me and runs outside

>throws it in the yard

>while we are waiting i finally ask him "what are we doing?"

>oh well dad told me not to pour draino on aluminum foil cause it will create a BOOOOOOOOM

>MASSIVE EXPLOSION SCARES THE FUCK OUTTA ME

>dad mom and sister run to front door.

>dad - "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!!"

>brother - Anon made a bomb

>spend the next 2 hours trying to make bigger bombs with dad but consensus is that you get the loudest bag from a gatoraide bottle cause of the thickness and how tightly you can fit the cap.

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 No.116501 [Open thread]

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File: 1090b93fcc83b84⋯.png (102.2 KB,223x226,223:226,Screenshot_2.png)

 No.116494 [Open thread]

GOD

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 No.116497

>>116494

Isis, fuck you.

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File: 364c7d1d29c244f⋯.png (384.77 KB,542x616,271:308,1000008086_enhanced_jpg.png)

 No.116075 [Open thread]

You can SHOOT, you know?

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 No.116335

Hail Mangione

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 No.116339

>>116335

Deny, Defend, Depose Brother.

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 No.116342

Luigi did nothing wrong

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 No.116380

Hope more heroes make asshole CEOs pay. Kill them all. Every last one.

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 No.116485

Hero Luigi Mangione.

Deny, Defend, Depose. That is the way of the American Patriarchy my Bros.

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File: f8b2ee081df95c1⋯.png (311.61 KB,375x571,375:571,smelly_girl.png)

 No.115929 [Open thread]

I grew up with everyone saying how smelly I am. "Oh look it's Smelly Shelly!"

Well, the joke's on you. I just got my PhD from Cambridge in how smelly people have been mistreated in literature.

Lick my farts, incels!

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 No.115936

File: 487c6b4b02f1629⋯.mp4 (730.05 KB,576x1024,9:16,28c2e536b6445f45e81933bde2….mp4)

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 No.115991

Cheese Ass Smelly Weed BBC Lover NiggerWhore American Bitch girl with the system inside of her buttcheeks and butthole sentenced me to death to preserve her cheesy smelly pussy and her disgusting G.M.O cheese ass

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 No.116021

Ph. D's can suck deez nuts.

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 No.116382

Throw your Ph. D in the trash where it belongs.

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 No.116484

File: 3f36962158480d5⋯.jpg (19.87 KB,480x360,4:3,hqdefault.jpg)

File: 7bdfa1cec899fc4⋯.jpg (84.46 KB,720x1044,20:29,3844193_picsmall.jpg)

File: 4b359481ba8f7a2⋯.jpg (26.79 KB,500x500,1:1,51K7X2tA2QL_UXNaN_FMjpg_QL….jpg)

This Fake Ph. d Needs to be VIOLATED by Big Black Dicks like Nastassia Ponomarenko.

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File: 9e664095fde5963⋯.png (324.28 KB,1889x2550,1889:2550,METAmetaMETAmeta.png)

 No.116295 [Open thread]

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Attention! ¡Atención! 注意! ध्यान!! Внимание Atenção! Achtung! 注意! 주의! Attenzione! Let op! Dikkat! Uwaga! Προσοχή! Pozor Observera! ระวัง!

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https://wiecznakreacja.blogspot.com/

https://wiecznakreacja.blogspot.com/

https://wiecznakreacja.blogspot.com/

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>>>CHANCHAN.NET

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Attention! ¡Atención! 注意! ध्यान!! Внимание Atenção! Achtung! 注意! 주의! Attenzione! Let op! Dikkat! Uwaga! Προσοχή! Pozor Observera! ระวัง!

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R U FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF: (<<<REALITY???) "SOUL EATER"???

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 No.116420

Hope your site doesn't suck ass. Launch it already, FAG!

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 No.116425

I want your gayass site to launch and be good. But where the fuck is it?

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 No.116461

Wya boy

>>116295

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 No.116448 [Open thread]

i wish a significant part of the french population used english as their first language.

think about it, wouldn't a lil language diversity be good to this (very linguistically boring) country?

(btw je dis pas ça en tant qu'américain insolent qui vit à paris, je suis un français et c'est ce que je pense honnêtement)

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 No.116458

Is there actual anarchy going on over there, Frenchie? 🤔 That would be FUCKING TIGHT. 😎

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 No.116428 [Open thread]

Absolute motherfucking hero. Best person of the year 2024.

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 No.116429

File: 767e32ad61dec88⋯.jpg (148.27 KB,1125x1527,375:509,1733362070597.jpg)

File: 6d65e48f5eca5a1⋯.jpg (202.88 KB,1024x711,1024:711,1733545058594.jpg)

File: 9b9374a23131f97⋯.jpg (82.95 KB,986x694,493:347,1733442756721.jpg)

The Assassins kill those who kill and exploit the weak and innocent. Person of the Year 2024. A real true hero. Gods and Goddesses bless this man.

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 No.116442

File: 364c7d1d29c244f⋯.png (384.77 KB,542x616,271:308,1000008086_enhanced_jpg.png)

Luigi Mangione for President of America.

>A True American Hero.

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 No.116447

M_s0sPefeapCo6nnnec3tinivonPrpero8otiesV2:3.03.899999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999997

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File: 767e32ad61dec88⋯.jpg (148.27 KB,1125x1527,375:509,1733362070597.jpg)

 No.116444 [Open thread]

YouTube won't recommend my shit to anybody because I support freedom of speech, so please watch and share the latest cartoon.

Regular format: https://youtu.be/InfVfKmiFsc

Shorts format: https://youtube.com/shorts/t69bqUH6ySw

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 No.116127 [Open thread]

Let's share some videos, pictures and memes about this dude XD

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 No.116133

>>116132

Just use google

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 No.116145

>>116133

NEVER use Google. Brave that shit.

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 No.116408

Or Duck Duck Go.

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 No.116424

These are classics good boy

>>116127

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 No.116430

File: f85753a42ee8784⋯.jpg (88.76 KB,1080x1042,540:521,IMG_20241213_184628_472.jpg)

hehe)))

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 No.116427 [Open thread]

Fuck the GAYm awards.

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File: 77e071b164f0d14⋯.gif (349.59 KB,600x463,600:463,2485_2.gif)

 No.116296 [Open thread]

I NEED TO SMOOCH SOMEONE I AM TOO LONELY AND I WANT TO FUCKING DIE !! SOMEONE (FEMALE) PLEASE LOVE ME !!

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 No.116313

good girl keep serving

>>116310

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 No.116319

If you want I’m here :3

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 No.116338

File: c811b8e0c712078⋯.jpg (101.04 KB,850x1462,25:43,_mayuzumi_fuyuko_idolmaste….jpg)

Remember shaft first then work your way to the top

>>116319

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 No.116412

>>116319

If you are a girl let's get talking.

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 No.116423

Aww adorable first time ain't it virgin

>>116412

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File: ee0679b16682564⋯.jpg (915.82 KB,1080x2640,9:22,Screenshot_20241120_203246….jpg)

 No.116009 [Open thread]

Flooding away that sickening tranny surgery image. We know that surgery is bad! We don't need to see it.

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 No.116417

We won goreposter.

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