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My dad had beautiful green eyes and pale skin but decided to mix with an a fucking East Asian yellow blown eyed monkey, result - me, just like my mom and I fucking hate it. Asians worship white people like fucking gods and instead of being a white man I look like one of those yellow monkeys, I don’t even have anything to be proud of like some ancestors shit. My life would have been so much better if I was fully white, people always say I look asian. Not only this whore ruined my genetics, she also ruined my childhood by being abusive

That's cant be imaged,I sell drugs at a chinese school,and be kicked by the head.

But, I think there's no wrong in what I did,that's all caused by chinese fucking damn policy about drugs.In addition,I'm saving a person who struggled with her grades,I give them DXM,I think that it couldnt lead to addiction easily,I'm saving a life, do you understand,guys?Btw,a school in the same city,3 students jumped for death this month,lol.All because of pressure of academy.

So, I wanna return to school to study,I wont touch it again,drugs made my study to be over,

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Go fucking kill yourself faggot Nigger. You will never have your KFC and Watermelon and you will always be eating Rice-Crispies. You will never Stop Eating KFC and Watermelon You Stupid Nigger and the Nigger-Police Raided your house for the Following Charges;

Charge #1: Possession of KFC Nigger-Food

Charge #2: Possession of the Marijuana

Charge #3: Possession of Watermelon

Felony Charge #1: Owning a Dodge Charger

Felony Charge #2: Owning a Nissan Altima

Felony Charge #3: Having 3 Baby Mama’s

You should be licking the feet of Johnny Hitler as we speak. He is the Coolest Dictator on Campus.

>You Stupid Nigger

Hello everyone, i come with a tampermonkey script to automatically hide threads and posts with certain words in them. this means you can hide all the wolf sheep posts automatically, and anything mentioning anime or cp.

guide:

Get the tampermonkey extension, click create a new script.

delete what is already there and paste everything in the file into the script

save the file, you can do ctrl s

then you just refresh this.

Only works for /random.

The script: pastebin . com/e6zUAmym

I'm a retard. How do you access /random/'s archive? I can't see it in the catalog.

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>let’s fuck this guy up because spacex is conservative and supports trump who own nasa who know that all science is real, and he claims we faked the moon landing and he also hates nasa for that.

>also, fuck all conspiracists and his name his Bart Sibrel

Alright so im in college and in my group is me, two other dudes and two girls. One is canadian, she claims to be a christian (catholic) but acts and dresses like a whore and has a somewhat bitchy attitude while claiming to have ptsd, depression, whaaateeever, and then theres this one that claims to be shy when talking, but then easily makes friends and the guys in my class are secretly wishing to be stepped on by her. They all claim to have issues and problems that makes it hard for them to get along with people while they dress like bimbos and secretly act like bitches.

No im not an incel, i love women (okay lets not exagerate), i just hate how people, especially girls, claim to have issues with knowing and talking to people when they have hundreds if not thousands of followers on Instagram and their dms filled with broccoli haired gen z kiddos wanting to get on their underwears.

Those types of people (if they can even be considered people) are jokes and i have no sympathy towards them. That goes for those two girls and the two simps in my class, btw.

Also gonna criticize how dudes suddenly fight each other and silently compete to get the attention of girls to them with trying to act and be funny when its clearly forced or they're just naturally cringe.

/random/ is slowly turning into /b/ on 4chan. Theres more suggestive and straight up porn talk here, it'll be so over of if it keeps on like this

Nobody in my class knows im an anon, nobody in my college knows im an anon, nobody around me knows im an anon, not even my friends know. Being an anon is like being part of a secret cult, its so cool. Im an anon infiltrated in this npc society. I know and they dont and its so fucking cool.

The Feds are looking for you btw......they can figure out who you are. It is impossible to hide from them.....it is impossible for a serial killer to hide from the FBI.....it is impossible to hide a murder.....it is impossible to hide such a serious crime....watch out, the FBI is out to get the serial killers.....

Why isnt anime banned..... its clearly child porn.... why are pedophiles so doong this stuff tooo so....

Hello, 8channers. I am hosting a debate session on Discord where multiple fascists will be debating an anarcho-communist, where the subject would mostly be referring to economic and social issues and what system is better for our country. You must be willing to VC; no keyboard warriors respond if interested.

In Sudan, toddlers are raped by terrorists, and some of the children have attempted suicide.

Males will still claim that they wanted it. Males need to be stabbed, poisoned, shot, run over, and boiled until they know their place.

By: Penn Jillete (pic related)

Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It’s the absence of religion, and that’s a wonderful thing.

Religion is not morality. Theists ask me, “If there’s no god, what would stop me from raping and killing everyone I want to.” My answer is always: “I, myself, have raped and killed everyone I want to ... and the number for both is zero.” Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality. Morality is not bribery or threats. Religion is bribery and threats. Humans have morality. We don’t need religion.

Religion is faith. Faith is belief without evidence. Belief without evidence cannot be shared. Faith is a feeling. Love is also a feeling, but love makes no universal claims. Love is pure. The lover reports on his or her feelings and needs nothing more. Faith claims knowledge of a world we share but without evidence we can share. Feeling love is beautiful. Feeling the earth is 6,000 years old is stupid.

Religion is often just tribalism: pride in a group one was born into, a group that is often believed to have “God” on its side. We don’t need to replace tribalism with anything other than love for all humanity. Let’s do that, okay?

Religion also includes fellowship, joy, compassion, service and great music, and those can be replaced by ... fellowship, joy, compassion, service and great music.

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

Note: there were no spaces in the original text, I've inserted them on purpose so that you chud get annoyed by it and tell me to "go back."