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File: ae2b5225e32ec8c⋯.jpg (80.39 KB,810x678,135:113,media_562604443.jpg)

 No.155224 [Open Thread]

Hello I have psychic abilities one of them is I can see into the future. Ask me anything.

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 No.155232

>be physic

> everyone is lying to themself and other

>sadge

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 No.155236

what events will happen in the middle of year? or month 7?

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 No.155239

>>155224

Why do I have to ask, shouldn't you already know what I want to know?

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 No.155267

>>155236

Summit in Bratislava where Donald Trump will be assassinated sparking Russian invasion of Europe.

>>155239

I do not control what I see. Things come to me randomly.

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 No.155268

>>155267

Okay, if this actually happens we will know your powers are completely legit. I'm the guy whose abilities only work in sleep. I predicted the second election of Troomp years ahead of time by seeing it in a dream.

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File: bf7c41cbbfd0711⋯.jpg (233.3 KB,1920x1200,8:5,657132.jpg)

 No.155265 [Open Thread]

If you did, what did you study at it? I studied psychology. Anyways, I am kinda mentally ill myself, as you can tell from my irrational ramblings. I am enjoying the cold spring weather here in Canada right now. Apparently, many people are mentally ill in 2026, there is no cure for mental illness. Therapy is largely ineffective, and therapy is also too expensive.

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File: 95ac84bc539540e⋯.jpg (34.8 KB,317x265,317:265,1401533889183.jpg)

 No.153814 [Open Thread]

https://8chan.moe/ndcmu/res/97.html

Are you an unemployed autistic NEET with a lot of excess time? Then the /ndcmu/ is your oyster!

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 No.153815

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 No.153816

We don't even understand the stupid acronyms you're using, dumbass.

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 No.155253

Bump

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File: e447eb726984035⋯.jpg (353.8 KB,960x1280,3:4,9M3D_i1Qmos_1_.jpg)

 No.155179 [Open Thread]

This absolute cretin Mellstroy, real name Andrey Burim, born December 15, 1998, is a Russian-Belarusian trash streamer with the stupid face of a typical gopnik who somehow lucked into money. As of February 13, 2024, he's officially wanted by the Russian Ministry of Internal Affairs because Belarus opened a criminal case against him for dodging military service like the coward he is.

This moron grew up in Gomel in a basic working class family, started playing Minecraft and Dota 2 like every other loser, then made a YouTube channel reviewing drama in gaming communities. Eventually he moved to trash content where he harasses people for reactions, and his audience of brainless zoo animals ate it up. He got rich, moved to Moscow, flexes cars and watches worth tens of millions of rubles, and pretends to be some big shot despite having only half a million subscribers. The math doesn't add up at all, so he probably has secret sponsors or just fakes his donations. Those millions he "donates" to streamers are likely staged for 50-100k rubles while the animation shows 15 million. Both sides get paid, the idiots donate to him, and everyone's happy except anyone with a brain.

The main thing this degenerate is known for is paying random women to undress for money and posting their photos online. Some of those models were underage, which is straight up child porn territory. He got arrested, sat in a detention center for a bit, then went right back to his scumbag behavior, just slightly more careful about ages. In 2023 he started donating millions of rubles to female streamers to show their tits on Twitch, which instantly gets them banned. That's the whole point, watching these women lose their channels for his amusement. Absolute peak loser behavior.

His Instagram has over 840k followers, his VK got banned for provocative content, his Telegram has half a million subs and a private channel with 630k where he posts the actual nudity that can't be shown publicly. After getting banned on Twitch he streams on Kick where 150k idiots still watch him. Roskomnadzor went after him for casino streams and even Mizulina got involved demanding his pages be blocked. He had to run from cops in Mauritius over an unpaid 2000 dollar cafe bill, probably because he was doing drugs or ruPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.155183

Do you know how high the rate of death is for soldiers fighting in the Ukraine war? I would dodge "service," too. Fuck that shit.

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 No.155187

>>155183

LOL it was just army and even before 2022, not war

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 No.155188

>>155180

Don't you hate him...

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 No.155190

>>155188

how can you hate him? What wrong did he do?

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 No.155252

>>155190

Reread the post bro...

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File: 150cd74bbdea8bb⋯.jpg (142.87 KB,850x1202,425:601,_wien_margarete_and_onitsu….jpg)

 No.155178 [Open Thread]

The governments routinely break the law. Government agents are spamming the Internet with porn and hentai, and they don't go to jail.....yet if a regular civilian even has a handful of porn images on their devices, they go to jail.....for ever....how exactly is this fair? So I guess if someone is a government agent, they are allowed to break the law to enforce the law? The truth is the governments have the largest collection of porn, nobody has a larger collection of porn than the government, yet no regular civilian is authorized to possess porn......

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 No.155238

The government wants everyone to be anti-pedo and used power and control to make it happen

But the government themselves are pedos

so they stole the citizens culture

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 No.155249

>>155238

Yep, they just abuse their unearned power to hog all the tight grip for themsslves.

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 No.155250

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 No.155251

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 No.155352

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File: b5572da91cf95f7⋯.jpg (182.34 KB,711x808,711:808,1435342937352.jpg)

 No.154812 [Open Thread]

You know a person by what he finds funny.

Funny humor for funny persons.

Demeaning "humor" for pieces of shit.

Recycled overused humor for boring drones.

No humor for gpt bots.

and so forth, odds and ends, etc.

If you have a meme folder, drop some of it here.

Or make a new one, or a new edit.

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 No.155170

>>154939

You - Wah.

Grow a pair you snowflake.

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 No.155171

>>155137

"No not that kind of socialism.." lol

Sorry George I mean "Georgina".

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 No.155222

File: 902dc2a327a75fc⋯.jpg (135.54 KB,1179x1058,1179:1058,1758375708144943.jpg)

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 No.155246

File: 58444924f69ebb4⋯.png (1.78 MB,1254x1254,1:1,file_00000000f1d071f5ae7b4….png)

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 No.155248

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File: 39f28aac759dcae⋯.png (41.13 KB,902x831,902:831,22.PNG)

 No.155135 [Open Thread]

https://youtu.be/HJsMsWnRcWM?si=ZEhZDi_kxiBq_rn9

The greatest programs for converting images to ASCII text,,, ASCII ART,,,, It is also available for Linux versions,,,, It is very easy and wonderful.

I enjoyed trying it

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 No.155145

Using spaces is not ASCII

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 No.155223

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 No.155247

File: 4ee55d50bb77c2a⋯.png (1.98 MB,1371x1148,1371:1148,file_00000000cd8071f5bba59….png)

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File: 32bbb93f8c48e6d⋯.jpg (37.4 KB,600x338,300:169,Date_A_Live_full_4163260.jpg)

 No.155216 [Open Thread]

Yeah it is obvious God is real, you don't need to prove something that is obvious, somethings don't require proof, you just instinctively know it is real......

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 No.155233

If my butthole is real why didn’t it fart?

The entire idea of “proving” God is real is an appeal to authority, a logical fallacy. You only “prove” what their criterion demands. That said He is a real living being and does play with people at times, which is nice.

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 No.155245

I am God.

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File: e964bca7adb5427⋯.jpeg (607.8 KB,1920x1280,3:2,IMG_4011.jpeg)

 No.155230 [Open Thread]

This was supposed to cost 23,000,000$.

It ended up costing 42,000,000$.

It is racist to say niggers stole your tax money.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicentennial_Capitol_Mall_State_Park

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File: 8e9bafbf1284315⋯.png (608.57 KB,800x1119,800:1119,7560b581d5ca36490324c90334….png)

 No.155227 [Open Thread]

Mine is chocolate chip cookies. It is relatively easy to obtain. You can buy it from almost any supermarket/grocery store. There are many good foods to consume......too bad you can't download food from the Internet (yet).....has anyone downloaded food? I don't think that is possible......I don't think ordering food from a smartphone app counts as downloading since the food still has to be delivered via a physical road, it is not possible to download food.....

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File: 8d26613e43312a7⋯.png (162.24 KB,475x475,1:1,0802.png)

 No.155221 [Open Thread]

i'm lonely ;):

ig: _sailorkamisama_

tt: sailorkamisama

i <3 g/raep activities & furfaggotry

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 No.155225

Hmm, not bad, got the attractive plus size with big tits thing going on.

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File: d4354e1ce5ce3b0⋯.jpg (40.66 KB,675x900,3:4,0eaebcfeef0ec155d8474d539f….jpg)

 No.155220 [Open Thread]

I watched a kdrama where a woman beats up someone and it made me think of how my friend hits me and it made me feel really needy to get hit,i think its romantic and i miss how i got hit and i cant wait for the next time we meet in hopes of him hitting me again.Is something wrong with me?

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File: e0b69e728cbcde7⋯.png (116.46 KB,296x600,37:75,tumblr_obuxle52uF1rpf972o4….png)

 No.155164 [Open Thread]

>be gay, male

>whenever i get really high I always feel more attracted to women

What's going on there?

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 No.155166

The answer is you aren't REALLY gay, nobody actually is, and you need to start getting some pussy.

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 No.155175

File: d21d739727c4141⋯.jpeg (1.45 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_2894.jpeg)

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 No.155184

You're slightly bi, anon

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File: cec507d7d9a2758⋯.jpg (188.73 KB,1200x675,16:9,datealive002.jpg)

 No.154711 [Open Thread]

You will spend many, many years in jail once you get arrested......and don't think the encryption software will help you, the police can convict you even if your hard drives are encrypted, and even if they aren't able to access the cp on your hard drives, they convict you for accessing or distributing cp (so they don't need to convict you for possession of cp)......if have downloaded cp in the past, just pray to God that a search warrant doesn't ever happen, and you stop this bad habit ASAP or else many, many FBI agents will raid your house at 3 am in the morning.

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 No.155158

>>155157

It isn’t real retard, it’s a false explanation. The fact is she was pregnant, before the “hormone poisoning” age they pretend we are in now, any young girl can get pregnant.

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 No.155167

>>155158

Alright, sure. Let's indulge your insane theory. Human females at all ages can get pregnant. Now answer the question that you evaded. How does that relate to what age is appropriate / the best to get pregnant?

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 No.155174

>>155167

As I said earlier, despite your lack of reading comprehension, the earliest possible. Five is more fertile than twelve you fucking buffoon, the problem is you could tear their pussy open wide enough that it opens their urethra or anus if they are too young.

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 No.155176

>>155174

Again, you do not understand the question. I am not asking when a woman is the most fertile, you've stated very clearly what you believe about that. I am asking what is the best age to get pregnant. Fertility is just one factor and it only needs to be high enough. Even you gave anoyher factor to consider, i.e. vaginal tearing. So clearly younger is not always better. Also I guess Mr. Genius never heard of artificial insemination?

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File: efbcb77b44aa5d4⋯.jpg (319.73 KB,1240x1173,1240:1173,57f4c09a0700b930f2cac8e310….jpg)

 No.155084 [Open Thread]

https://matrix.to/#/#niche-forums:matrix.org

A free speech community focused on growth beyond the Matrix protocol; for now, the server exists to expand the community.

organic "topics" tags instead of subreddits or subforums are planned.

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 No.155134

File: 39f28aac759dcae⋯.png (41.13 KB,902x831,902:831,22.PNG)

https://youtu.be/HJsMsWnRcWM?si=ZEhZDi_kxiBq_rn9

The greatest programs for converting images to ASCII text,,, ASCII ART,,,, It is also available for Linux versions,,,, It is very easy and wonderful.

I enjoyed trying it

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 No.155172

nobody cares about coding. Coders aren't actually that smart anyways.....

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