94a777 No.2634 [View All]
GAMMON THREAD
Encouraged shitposting
All shitposting is to be done in this thread, where complete nonsense to vague knowledge and ideas can be typed. Shitposting in the larger sense of the word, where philosophical ideas that would be deemed stupid can be shared and built on and directed to the closest philosopher to build off of.
All shit posting comments to other threads should be posted in here also to keep shitposting to a minimum in other threads and leave other threads to stay on topic in a orderly manner.
Share your shitposts in this thread, right now.
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94a777 No.3064
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94a777 No.3065
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94a777 No.3067
>>3065
If it wasn't going to be here where would it be?
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94a777 No.3069
>>3067
wright inna benis lmao
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94a777 No.3071
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94a777 No.3299
hey BO, have you considered making this board over on endchan as well? i like the cut of your jib and would rather you do it than myself.
posting this here beause meta posting is inherently shitposting
>>3071
were you expected more from me in the designated thread?
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94a777 No.3300
requesting that image of plato holding up a book titles "everything i say is right" or something to that effect.
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94a777 No.3310
Why is Cuneiform retardedly complex and indistinct compared to Chinese?
𒊍 Bear Chinese = 熊
𒊊 Lion Chinese = 獅
𒊌 Lion Chinese = 獅
Are you supposed to count all of these identical strokes?
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94a777 No.3311
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94a777 No.3324
>>3299
someone beat me to it unfortunately.
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94a777 No.3325
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94a777 No.3326
>>3325
i believe that was my mistake for saying something about it instead of grabbing it and then figuring out a way to give it to you. looks like hes just squatting on it.
anyway, yu could always make /philosophy1/ or be a nigger and call it /humanities/ or /sophistry/
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94a777 No.3327
>>3299
No, I thought I'd try here first
>>3326
Unfortunately I'm not educated enough in philosophy to give constructive ideas/debates yet.
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94a777 No.3329
>>3327
then why the h*ck did you want the board?
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94a777 No.3333
>>3327
so are you the endchan BO?
would you be willing to hand the board over?
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94a777 No.3362
>>3329
>>3333
I'm no board owner, I'm this thread owner. That's all.
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94a777 No.3379
I wish I had a fraction of the erudite drive of this man. He spent a 1000 hours over several months learning cuneiform to write a message to his girlfriend, even shutting himself in his apartment and avoiding her for weeks so he would have more time to do it. Then he spent another 1000 hours trying to decode an untranslated puzzling tablet that has a length of two short pages, even though hardly anyone cares what it says. The characters are way more complicated than Chinese too, and it is much harder to write in rapidly drying clay.
𒊍 Bear Chinese = 熊
𒊊 Lion Chinese = 獅
𒊌 Lion (alternate) Chinese = 獅
I'm such a failure I can't even read Sumerian Shakespeare, and he says these two pages are the best story in the world. I put my hours into league of legends instead of spending them well: learning dead languages.
http://sumerianshakespeare.com/35901.html
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94a777 No.3389
Global warming is a hoax. Those green tech industries are manipulating the government with fake data while they get richer than Halliburton. They're so dishonet they flipped this graph upside-down.
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94a777 No.3670
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Rock n roll songs with minimalistic lyrics are deeper than me and they made me think. "How did I get here?"
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94a777 No.3671
>>3379
should have posted this to >>>/his/
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94a777 No.3680
Niggers
This word is spammed constantly throughout the dark places of the internet. Is the reasoning a cultural backlash of perceived censorship? Or perceived racism? What about this particular word makes it so abhorrent, is it the nig syllable? Or is it the gers syllable? Is the Internet simply racist? Radically acultural? Trans-linguistic socio-economic timespaces defined in hegemonic power realities? Balderdash?
Niggers
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94a777 No.3727
>>3389
This anon is right.
>2016 in the year of our Lord
>Still believing in "global warming"
>Not going against the flaw
>Not inventing your own branch of natural philosophy that goes against observations detailed in thousands of scientific articles published in over a hundred scientific journals
You see, anon, if you go against the flaw then you must be doing something right. I mean, look at Socrates.
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94a777 No.3728
>>3727
>Flaw
Oh for god's sake.
I can't believe I made such a simple mistake.
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94a777 No.3811
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94a777 No.3813
>>3389
>global warming is hoax
The science is undeniable that the climate will change, is changing, and has changed. The question is whether man can or should do anything to stop a natural cycle. Christian theology certainly considered nature an object to be used for man and Francis Bacon continued this into a mechanistic view that nature is to be conquered in the service of man.
The complexity of the global climate at present is not even as well understood as an economic market, so any predictions are naturally imperfect. We also cannot be sure of the appropriate course of action due to the immense complexity. Finally, the morality of choices meant for the greater good could harm, but we must but aside these concerns as the "greater good" must --whatever the course of action-- take priority.
So it's simply a matter of putting aside ontology, not dwelling on epistimology, and using a bit of fortune telling to make a blindfolded utilitarian ethics choice because inaction is always bad. Or something.
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94a777 No.3826
Plato was right about literally everything.
So why aren't you faggots platonists, yet?
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94a777 No.3828
EVERYONE MUST BOW DOWN TO ME AND ACCEPT MY BELIEFS AS TRUTH
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94a777 No.3858
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How do I become an ubermensche? My childhood dream has always been to be an ally of justice.
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94a777 No.3864
How do you cunts reason your Sadism and Masochism?
What do you do with it?
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94a777 No.3886
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94a777 No.3887
> email your favorite living philosopher
>he responds
>not only that, but he responds in exactly the way you hoped he would
there were some spelling errors, but hes 92 years old, i was surprised he replied at all.
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94a777 No.3888
>CONVENIENT ARGUMENTS FOR ME TO OPPOSE SHALL BE OBLITERATED TO MAKE MY WILD ASSUMPTIONS APPEAR VALID
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94a777 No.3889
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94a777 No.3890
>>3888
what is your obsession with plato all about?
>>3889
yeah sure why not.
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94a777 No.3891
>>3890
I've emailed two philosophers and gotten responses from both. I didn't really ask any questions since I never feel I have any, but I send thank you 'letters' any time I read something that has a significant impact on my system of understanding. I think anyone who genuinely likes to teach is delighted to hear from students, and even more delighted to hear from random strangers who found their work and just studied it out of personal passion.
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94a777 No.3892
>>3890
>all caps
didn't think Rei was an actual philosophy professor
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94a777 No.3901
>email a leftycuck """"philosopher"""" because one of his faggot disciples cant even into the conversation at hand
> too much of a puss to even put his email out there
>cant even be bothered to read the emails
L E L
E
L
if you dont know who this cuckold is (i didnt until about 5 seconds ago,) that tweet in the upper left hand corner, and that he wrote a book called islam and the future of tolerance is all you need to know.
i kinda wish i made a separate thread now but whatever.
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94a777 No.3903
>>3901
Why is cuckold used in any part of conversation, I am very confused.
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94a777 No.3904
>>3890
Are you sure you're not being trolled?
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94a777 No.3907
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94a777 No.4015
checkig to see if e n d c h a n is filtered sitewide endchan.xyz
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94a777 No.4016
>>4015
okay, i guess its just /operate/ and /v/ then.
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94a777 No.4361
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94a777 No.4789
Then there is the prohibition of realistically depicting sex with an animal. The law does not care whether the animal wanted sex. I've
read that male dolphins try to have sex with humans, and female apes sollicit sex from humans. What is wrong with giving them what they
want, if that's what turns you on, or even just to gratify them?
But this law is not concerned with protecting animals, since it does not care whether the animal really had sex, or really existed at all.
It only panders to the prejudice of censors.
A parrot once had sex with me. I did not recognize the act as sex until it was explained to me afterward, but being stroked by his soft
feathers was so pleasurable that I yearn for another chance. I have a photo of that act ; should I go to prison for it?
Perhaps I am spared because this photo isn't "disgusting", but "disgusting" is a subjective matter; we must not imprison people merely
because someone feels disgusted. I find the sight of wounds disgusting; fortunately surgeons do not. Maybe there is someone who considers
it disgusting for a parrot to have sex with a human. Or for a dolphin or tiger to have sex with a human. So what? Others feel that all sex is disgusting.
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94a777 No.4791
>>3901
>that he wrote a book called islam and the future of tolerance is all you need to know.
Nigga, do you know what's in that book?
He at one point condones a nuclear first-strike against Iran.
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94a777 No.4799
>>4791
of course he does, as iran is a threat to Israel, our greatest ally.
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94a777 No.4815
does /[philosophy]/ have anti-raid measures enabled when the moderation isnt available?
you may wish to do so. someone has been going around and wiping small boards. if you dont believe me, look at these boards.
>>>/liberty/
>>>/his/
>>>/svidya/
>>>/late/
Be vigilant, moderation, or this could be your fate. reminder that you can limit how many threads are made in an hour, as well as disable posting duplicates of images. you may wish to turn these features on during hours in which no moderation is available.
thankfully, beta.8archive.moe is back up, so the threads can theoretically be re-posted if anyone's autistic enough to do so
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94a777 No.4816
>>4815
To the extent possible, yes.
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d2df59 No.5715
written "philosophy" is nothing but highly defined opinions.
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d2df59 No.5768
Is FakeApp morally bad if you put celebrity faces over pornstars?
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