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For the lads that needs some love

don't look up the official music video it's shite and so is that version of the song bth

>>391918

what is that

Nth for

>tfw Shakira will never grind her juicy, bulging mons pubis into my mouth, nose and chin

CHA-LA HEAD CHA-LA

CHA-LA HEAD CHA-LA

CHA-LA HEAD CHA-LA

>>391924

/newbrit/ is Druidic-Wodenist Syncretist tbh. chrstians are just white jews

>>391913

BIG

>>391907

really enjoying this game now. A little ticked off I didn't get into earlier, oh well

What does interrogate do? reveal enemy positions?

>>391909

oh god the memories of that song getting posted on 4chan all the time

That was my go to song when I was starting up an epic Modern Warfare 2 session

<that lad who pretended to be a girl in the Dawn of War 2 pro community who sent you this song and asked what you thought of the lasses

These old songs are reminding me of how much time I've wasted in vidya

>>391932

they are funny

>>391929

tbh I pretended to be a girl too but I didn't become a tranny

>>391929

>What does interrogate do? reveal enemy positions?

yes, caveira essentially has two abilities. her actual gadget is called silent step or something, it makes her movement much quieter, so you can sprint around without alerting everybody from a mile away. also makes you crouch down a bit so you can get cheap kills from behind objects, maybe they've patched that though. and the 'second' ability is interrogation, she can do an action on a downed enemy that takes 3 seconds or so, will kill them and reveal enemy positions for 10 seconds. very risky to do because the enemy team can kill you and save their downed ally (although more likely they'll kill them too accidentally, at least in casual), but it's very powerful if you get it. usually your team will be able to get at least 1 more kill from the interrogation, and even if not it's still good. cav's pistol is better than most pistols and will always down enemies (unless you headshot or they've been downed before that round)

>>391931

this

>>391936

night

This is my favourite song.

Okay thank you

>>391938

idk if I can play the black characters. I've never been able to in any game, I just can't relate to them keek

She sounds pretty good though, being quiet is always very good in games like RS6 Siege

>>391940

cav isn't a nigger, castle/capitao/clash are though. ash is a goblin, frost is a chink despite being "canadian". other than that the characters aren't really pozzed. shame about castle 'cause I kinda like the gadget they gave him, it's useful on some objectives

nvm Ash's mouth is funny looking

>>391946

that valk is so spot on, it looks like a screenshot

h

>>391949

Passed driving test lads 🤗

>>391953

Thanks lid

Gonna go to my friends house and watch marvel movies lol we're marathoning them all before the new thanos movie comes out

>>391949

should've beat him up and you'd get on Big British Cock scotland as a proud trans woman who defeated the evil bigot and £80,000 gofundme lad

BIG BLACK CAR—

>>391962

why is everything kate bush does pure perfection

must be the brythonic genes

>>391952

WELL DONE LAD

boy racer tiem

one single reply to a week old tweet. keeeeeek

>>391966

me rn

>Following Simon Atkins, a gay Catholic man, as he considers converting to Judaism.

Sometimes I lament the programming that I miss by not owning a television 😂

>>391973

I wonder if he'll convert or not, I think Tel Aviv is pretty liberal so he probably will end up doing it.

Back eating alone, outside. Just like old times.

>>391977

:-(

>>391975

>>391976

based literal retard BO

>shit wordfilters

>bans for copypasta

Spic is starting to make me regret defending him as BO

>>391978

It’s okay. I’m away from the normies. It’s better here and the prince is joining me for lunch here tomorrow.

>>391980

>ever thinking it's worth defending spic

>>391924

this

it always has been

any paganism on newbrit was tolerated because it wasnt autistic LARPing like spic and we could have civilised debates

not the case any longer when he just spouts JEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!!!! like a double digit IQ simpleton who has no understanding of theology whatsoever other than jpegs he saw on pol

>>391977

i'd join you for lunch tbh, but i seldom speak when eating, dont think it moral, yknow

>>391980

he needs to go

>>391977

>Kay chews her sandwich, the office filled with blood and the last gasps of the dying. A job well done she thinks. A job well done

>>391985

she has really small teeth

>>391984

>he needs to go

He won't

And even if he does he'd give the BO over to someone shit

>>391986

tiny tooth avenger

>>391987

a few people have mentioned they want a new place to move to, since 8chan is dead. i'd go where ever they chose, but they haven't got any ideas. funnily enough the only person who has said anything against this idea is spic.

>>391987

yes, that is true

no matter what we have said, no matter the polls and complaints, he refuses to give it up

>>391989

yeah that would be nice, get away from this mess

>>391989

>a few people have mentioned they want a new place to move to, since 8chan is dead

what's happened now? or is it just the same steady decline in posters?

>>391992

why would you think 8chan is dead for lack of posters? it's just not worth posting now.

>>391987

Suffolk or Swazi should start posting again I wanna talk about druidic stuff is it true that the sleep you get from 10PM to 1AM is the most powerful and you absorb the moons energies

*pours one out for vanlad*

>>391995

bet he's alright tbh

>>391997

Prolly just busy with shite.

>ywn design a small town to make it aesthetic but also not destroy the land around it

>>392001

i just dont get how anyone could do things like that unless they were a sadist tbh

>>391998

haha y-yeah..

>>392003

you disgust me

>>392006

gross

>>392007

You'd like it if it had zebra stripes and a spire.

>>392008

not at all

i am not a larper

>>392010

this is larping

8ch is such a shit site

its so slow

>>392013

grim

lol, i love these videos

they get so upset

>>392019

comments are great too

this one is especially good

i love him lads

>>392024

only if i can put you in setting concrete from the neck down

>>392024

>image

i dont get it

>>392026

Me in my perfected form.

>>392028

gross

>>392030

my willy

>>391952

goodjob lid

>>392023

keeek it's the lad wessex hates

>>392030

keek

>>392032

>tfw some based lad spent time making this

kek the hearing sounds more and more like a joke smh

>>392035

DONT insult brandon F again…

>>392038

oof that vagina

>>392040

he is so fucking gay

>>392041

He will be the one doing the penetrating lad

>>392042

im not sure

a lot of these bodybuilder type gays love getting fucked

another day of staying inside.

>>392043

You've been in those circles, lad?

>>392044

go for a wander in the countryside

>>392045

maybe

>>392046

no

>ywn whip Dorset with a towel

>ywn wrap a towel around 22sts neck and strangle him to death

>>392049

not to death lad, just enough to make me feel good please

>>392050

really cringey post

Wish I was a neet and could just do what I want all day and not have to answer to anybody.

>>392052

no you dont

>>392037

why?

>>392053

I'm planning on it once I have saved enough in a couple of years

>>392055

are you rich lad?

>>392040

anyone got a pic of his woman I haven't seen what she looks like

>>392056

middle class.

>>392059

fuck off

>>392052

After a point you just go a bit mental, and think people are coming to get you.

>>392059

how can you live forever as a NEET then?

>>392061

other way round on the latter part, for me

>>392061

planning on buying a house near some mountains and go walking a lot. Get a dog too. That, gaming, shitposting. What more can a man ask for?

>>392062

I only spend 10K per year on food and bills and driving a cheap car. My aim is to have about 800-900K in investments and pension. House worth 200-300K. Should be enough to tide me over.

fucking richfag

>>392064

delusional smug fag

>>391984

That would suit me well. Nice quiet eating time. Passing comments here and there.

>>391985

If only. I returned from work. Mudslime said “you were missed at lunch, why didn’t you eat with us?” I said “sorry” because I didn’t know what to say. What are you meant to say to that? She didn’t hear me and I continued a work related conversation. She said “what did she say?” and a girl said “she said sorry” and she just glared at me. They also think that I am strange and something is wrong when I eat alone. My friend from the team was understanding and said that it was nice I went to where the gardens are to eat.

>>392068

just tell her that muslims are going to hell and you dont want to eat with infidels

>>392068

You could just act super autistic until they stop trying to talk to you at all. I've done that before.

>tfw was a little sad but then I remembered there will be dinner soon

>>392070

It feels like school but worse and the headaches are coming back that I had when I had the stress of the table neighbour. I think it’s the degeneracy that makes me feel angry too. I need to really try to put on a professional front and try to be civil but I can’t make the smile meet my eyes when I talk to her.

>>392069

I’ll tell her Dorset is coming to sort her out.

>>392071

I think I will have to do that. It’s a shame as I do get on quite well with a few of them. Just the newbies are terrible.

>>392072

>have to mend a hole in the prince’s trousers tonight

>have to bake his cake after he entered the work baking competition because he felt bad that no one was entering and he forgot he doesn’t know how to bake

>>392070

School always reminded me of climbing up a suicide ladder.

>>392073

>I can’t make the smile meet my eyes when I talk to her.

keeek. I want to see that. Can't believe how brazen the sexual humour of the lasses at the therapy group was. At least they didn't really involve me or show me any sexual images. Worst thing I guess was that they joked about me being a stud or a rooster and them being my hends. smh

Don't really see a way for you to get out of this one until you can bring more info to the bossman about the muslim's inappropriate behaviour, but by then maybe she has won him over. Besides wasn't the behaviour in the office already bad enough before the muslim got there? smh

>>392075

You've tried killing yourself, lad?

>have to bake his cake after he entered the work baking competition because he felt bad that no one was entering and he forgot he doesn’t know how to bake

keeeeeek. Just like my mummy did for me

>>392076

It was bad but I had come to tolerate it. My friend left and the lad moved to another team. So I had to make do with normie girls who were okay but then the mudslime made her degenerate.

>>392078

smh wasn't there a silent shy lass that probably shares in your pain?

>>392077

You get thoughts but no I never actually tried to. That was when I attempted to get into college and the class was supposed to teach us about math but the teacher kept giving lectures about history from the 1960s. I got my money refunded and never looked back.

>>392079

There is and they are horrid about her. They think she’s rude when she’s so shy. She is lovely though and when I do speak to her (probably) a few sentences a day there are always smiles.

>>392080

>tfw constantly reminded of it when seeing the suicide ladder in the garage

>>392081

do they do that thing you did with Lee on the train but with dick pics instead?

>>392083

I bloody well hope not. They just shove the pictures in each other’s faces.

Anyway I am off now. Enjoy your weekend lads. See you tomorrow.

EVENING

>>392086

>>392085

later lad. I think she meant to say evening instead of weekend in the first post tbh

>>392088

Is this another straight to dvd $1 film?

>>392091

No it was in the cinema. Had a decent budget of 170 mill or so, made over 500 mill. Looking at those clips the quality is better than I imagined.

>>392092

They got so many trilogies of shark movies like Jaws. The more remakes I watch just kills it for me. Might be getting to old for it anyways. It's the same as the superhero films and the horror films with mike meyers where he stabs people with a butter knife every halloween.

bought 5 tickets of an old lass fuck's sake I hate people ringing the doorbell

>>392094

yeah and I just don't care about cgi monster sharks

>3:27

uhhh…

>>392097

Wouldn't mind if they brought back some old martial arts movies or boxing. Miss the 80s feels movies had, but then again who doesn't?

>>391952

congrats lad

>>391957

>>391958

kek. it is necessary to protect against BBK after yesterday's incident

>>391975

oh fuck it kills links

well nevermind I'll get rid of it

>>391984

>not the case any longer when he just spouts JEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!!!! like a double digit IQ simpleton who has no understanding of theology whatsoever other than jpegs he saw on pol

chr*stianity is an abrahamic (jewish) religion created in judea by jews starring a jew as the son of the jewish god. it's literally a jewish sect. and even besides all that, the morality is wrong, it says not to abort black babies because magic but that's wrong because actually aborting black babies is good because then black babies die which means less black babies. that's just one example, there's an unlimited amount. it's just a bad religion and nobody should believe it, it should be banned and all churches and bibles should be destroyed

>>391989

>8chan is dead

no it's not

>>392028

huh, I was just watching the thing on gushers yesterday

>392101

>religion sperging again

he just can't help himself, can he?

>>392102

I didn't start it

you sperg every time

god that film goes full retard and prtends to be star wars the phantom menace

>>392101

The only thing I liked about the bible is where it tells gays should all burn in hell fire. I remember turning on the local radio and it had an angry preacher on their once a week saying the same things. Other than that it's just a pillow to fall on if you get lodged in a hotel room or a jail.

Comment from this Soyims vid on the Congo.

>They basically made a business deal with China. Since Chinese people's lifestyle is becoming more expensive requiring a variety of diets and accessories. The Chinese companies have to find cheap labor elsewhere. They are opening factories in Ethiopia. Making car parts, textiles, shoes, smart phones and many more things. The employees in those factories will probably open their own factories competing with the Chinese companies. Ethiopia is changing economically they even spent $4billion on the biggest Hydro Dam in Africa that will control the nile river. Downstream countries like Egypt and Sudan is shitting their pants right now. Yes it was all funded by the Ethiopian people even the ones in the diaspora got involved. No country invested with them 100 percent Ethiopian owned project.. They'll be providing electricity to many neighboring countries and to their people. I'm not Ethiopian but that is the gist of what is going on

Wonder if China will pull an America and liberate them. Also, I remember Ethiopians are supposedly more Caucasian than Negroid. Really activates the theta waves.

>>392098

Good film despite the reviews tbh.

>>392099

I've heard the Creed films are actually better than you'd think

Some giant sea monster was scary to me as a kid, but as an adult it just seems silly

>>392101

Jews never accepted Christ, which is the whole reason Christianity exists as an independent religion. It really took off when the Roman's adopted it, and formed it into what it is today. Bit of a stretch to call it a "Jewish religion".

I've also heard argument that the historical Judeans weren't really "Jews" as we think of them today. Don't know much about that though.

>>392109

I am afraid of the sea when swimming and in a small boat tbh

>>392111

is that more from drowning or getting stuck underwater rather than a sea creature though?

>>392112

sea creature

>>392109

I found the Meg pretty tense and had some proper jumps even when I new what was coming. I've always been a little bitch about sea monsters. They were once real and might still be. Arguably a shark or a leopard seal or a saltwater croc is monster enough. Hate any water predators that can eat people. More than land ones.

>posted (as a joke) years ago that Christianity was a Jewish scheme, and am now increasingly concerned that I started this whole thing

>>392113

Doesn't Norway have it's own Bermuda triangle like bit of ocean off the coast where ships disappear mysteriously a lot?

>>392116

I've seen enough Asian shemales to know one when I see one, lad. Can't fool me.

>>392117

not that I know of

>>392117

that's called the Kraken

>>392113

>>392117

I would be scared if near a maelstrom, or one of those reservoir sinkholes

>>392121

thought it was a sea monster

>>392124

good lad

>>392123

Then she is what she eats, because she's a dog.

>>392120

we really need to move and make sure he is banned from the new place we go to

oh dog, they're sharing their shitty music with eachother now

>say that he does something stupid every time

>he proceeds to do the same thing, offering nothing new

lol

>>392129

nothing more is required. saying white people shouldn't be christian is no different from saying that white people shouldn't listen to rap or wear sunbreros

>>392130

eh. a woman has to have either a nice face or a nice body, she has neither

nothing more is required, being a low IQ moron is enough, right

seriously lad, we can't wait for you to fuck off

>>392131

Sunbreros are perfectly functional hats, tbh.

>>392123

on twitter I would recommend akagikuro and Miuuu1216

>>392133

well yeah I was having a tough time thinking of another example. nothing wrong with a type of hat really, they just look silly. but rap is trash

yes, WE

you have seen the polls

but you ignored them all

you don't get it

>>392137

a poll saying people wanted anprim who said he would delete the board, yes

as soon as we find another place to go to, we are going, why dont you understand that? 8ch isnt a great place anymore

people would prefer that, over having you as BO

>>392136

Rap is just bad poetry, really.

>>392139

>8ch isnt a great place anymore

why, Tarrant? you people are overreacting, nothing is going to happen. at worst you'd need a VPN to access the site, which you should have anyway

>we

ok g2g

Don't care who BO is, as long as it isn't a mentaller prone to mood swings and rash behaviour, and that seems to be almost everyone here. So rock and hard place.

>everybody votes saying they dont want him as BO

>he doesnt understand it and seems to think at everyone wants him instead

mental retardation

>anprim was a nutcase because he banned me for spamming the board with gay porn :((((((((

>>392147

i hate him because he is a vile person with the worst opinions possible

he is really stupid

>>392149

>He's always been nice to me, maybe you two just started off wrong, no?

he's a fucking sociopath

>>392151

dorset's alright, spic is the one who needs meds.

setup a tox account and we can have a place to chat

>>392152

glad im not a spic, the newborns in the US seem prone to ADHD. must be in the food

>Faggot lying about what he did yet again

You are honestly scum. Shame you didn't kill yourself you mentally ill tranny freak.

alright, tox seems like shit. don't make one.

>>392157

what about I2P?

summer is here…

>>392160

spring is a thing, lad

>>392161

british summer time has officially begun tho…

>>392163

yes retard

>>392164

>tfw you can tell the time of day or year just by looking

dont even need a watch anymore tbh

im glad im not a neet anymore but i do miss the bad old days of having peanut butter and banana sandwiches and playing MGSV every day

>>392166

how very in touch with naychure of you lad

>>392167

me

>>392168

>im glad im not a neet anymore but i do miss the bad old days of having peanut butter and banana sandwiches and playing MGSV every day

tbh AHHHHHHHHHH MUMMYYYYYYYYYYY

>>392167

bad feels lad

come here and let me hug you brother

we just gotta accept what is, lad

just realise how many lasses there really are out there, there IS one for each of us, we just have to keep searching

wish i was addicted to fizzy drinks instead of wanking

i could chug a 2L bottle of coke in a night easily

smh

>>392171

>realise how many lasses there really are out there, there IS one for each of us, we just have to keep searching

*laughs in shadenfreude*

>>392173

cringe

>>392171

yeah im starting to feel that today but still, feels like all those feelings were wasted

i mostly feel stupid for thinking she liked me back, and falling in love with her probably because shes the only viable girl i know and interact with regularly

>>392172

why are you addicted lad? can't you occupy yourself with a hobby or sommit?

should we start posting on a 2channel board?

>>392175

i do occupy myself but sometimes i am idle and that is the worst

i need to be outside and i am fine

dont feel stupid

it is very easy to confuse how people feel towards us

often we do think women like us, but they are simply being nice

i wouldnt fuss too much over it

its not as bad as spicposter thinking a girl likes him because they looked at him for a second

just gotta accept it and continue living the best you can

>>392176

w-why

>try to find minoxidil that was cheap, think it was the one 22 had

>can no longer find it now i have the money to get it

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGH

>>392178

nvm, that won't do either

>>392167

I'm not aware of the backstory, but if you think she likes you, try and steal her. It's probably what she wants. Once you have a woman like that though, the real misery begins.

>>392181

tbh i imagine it cant be good to be with a woman who has already cheated, even if its with you

also sorry for insulting you the other week dorse lad

i don't know why but most of the time i'm a gentle man, but when i get angry my anger is ferocious and sudden, and it can happen because of a build up of minor things

>>392179

keeeek I still have a full package left… but it is expiring

>>392183

i-its ok

m-me too

>>392184

was it kirkland?

>>392177

maybe you just need exercise or more exercise i guess, dont know what to suggest because ive never been addicted as such to masturbation

good luck though

>>392181

>>392182

i've been considering that she may be doing that, yes

but now i simply have to wait and see if she continues to act as if she likes me

i think i'd really rather not bother though. not that i know what you mean about "the real misery begins", but i don't want to be with someone who's with someone else, even if they don't want to be with that someone

>>392184

>Toosten's package is expiring

hurry up ladies, grab him whilst his stocks last

>>392186

feel worse with urges after exercising

like my body hates feeling good and tries to bring me down by wanking

havent exercised in a couple weeks smh feel weak already

KEEEEEEEEK

>0:53

>when he reaches in the cupboard

>>392185

>was it kirkland?

ja

>>392187

you prolly just need to do it more

exercise i mean

dunno what else to suggest though sorri

>>392188

kosher salt? a lot of americans use it

>>392190

no lad

i did 2 hours weightlifting a day and felt good after it combined with 1-2 hour walking

when i feel "good" the urges are greater

>>392189

ta

hit my head the other day and it hurts when i touch that part

owee

>>392191

for the same reason a lot of americans are circumcised?

>>392195

i think it is just better than regular salt

sort of like how Himalayan salt is

>>392196

it's all just salt really

but of course the food made specially for the Chosen People has to be better than goyfeed

>>392197

well table salt is extremely bad for you

himalayan salt has lots of minerals and things in

>>392200

yikes

>>392193

Good lad.

>>392199

I'm not going to read along post like this keek

>>392202

thought you'd be into the gluten free pill tbh

>>392205

im lactose intolerant lad

>>392207

You poor lad, milk is great.

wouldnt eat those biscuits anyway

>>392209

Woah there lad, calm down.

>>392208

yeah it is nice taste

but highly oestrogenic and gives me terrible stomach pains

>>392210

too much fibre and carbs

*listens to boomer playlist*

ah yes, this is great

>>392212

You on a keto diet lad?

>>392215

not really

i try to generally avoid carbs tho

i had chips today

don't want to go to work but I still go every day smh

>>392217

th-think of the money

>>392218

ah yes the slave wage

>tfw get paid less than minimum wage because the job is assignment based but it is not possible to do the job in short enough time to make more than minimum wage

>>392219

I'm actually part Irish

>>392219

i can assure you i am 100% brythonic

>>392220

wtf

>tfw whenever i see a late teenager i have a compulsion to want to beat them up

honestly its so infuriating

>>392222

no lad that's me dressed like an arthog

sweet quads

>>392219

smh lad this was always a multicultural board

>>392216

Lad if you're not doing keto you kinda need carbs for your immediate energy. It's the carbs that spike your insulin that are bad, sugar for example, but other carbs have different rates of raising insulin, look at the glycemic index of foods to find out which ones raise insulin the fastest and slowest.

Tbph I am 1/8th Italian. Romans mixed with Brits a little anyway. The troubling part is the Jewish Lithuanian great, great grandmother. But other than that I am pure beady eyed Anglo-Brythonic, all the way through.

>>392223

Maybe you just haven't built up your lactose tolerance enough then.

>>392228

i really hate people like you

>>392229

lad i have drunk loads of milk in the past

fucking city slicker mutts

>>392230

I don't have mtDna of the tribes so I can't be one of them.