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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 3655b60dcec3285⋯.png (200.1 KB,842x1162,421:581,ClipboardImage.png)

3cd875 No.391913 [View All]

Only big-bulges welcome, no tiny welshlad peckers

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d2fd34 No.392624

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB,644x618,322:309,jtfjtyfuygk.png)

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ee813f No.392625

>>392622

>Can't

why lad?

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d2fd34 No.392626

File: 2718b99768fccf1⋯.jpg (32.96 KB,657x527,657:527,2718b99768fccf13dd5b74e189….jpg)

>>392625

Head's cunted in.

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ee813f No.392627

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2837c9 No.392628

>>392590

enjoying is a bit strong, i've just become comfortable with it i suppose. largely because of the somewhat casual atmosphere and making relationships with other people. cycling to work has also helped greatly because now i'm getting more exercise and can enjoy one of my fav hobbies outdoors too.

yorkshire is a long journey yeah but we used to do it quite a bit to visit grandma so maybe it'd be best if i visited you

we should have general meetups tbh, at a set time and place maybe every month in a pub in l*ndon or sumfink

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2837c9 No.392629

File: 7440d83c4bef528⋯.jpg (14.64 KB,480x383,480:383,tumblr_ppt9f0nU9G1qh6gzao2….jpg)

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d2fd34 No.392630

File: 307061b5cdb2b63⋯.jpg (101.24 KB,656x893,656:893,f877d3728c75991aa780abf843….jpg)

>>392627

Mental illness lad.

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d2fd34 No.392631

File: 540e9e2b6ac28c5⋯.png (87.32 KB,657x527,657:527,540e9e2b6ac28c54024994fd8b….png)

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2837c9 No.392632

File: 56fc4fa05101595⋯.png (552.06 KB,600x677,600:677,ClipboardImage.png)

i found kay's prince's tumblr, lads

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f034d2 No.392633

>>392628

>we should have general meetups tbh, at a set time and place maybe every month in a pub in l*ndon or sumfink

That would be comfy I'd like that.

>enjoying is a bit strong, i've just become comfortable with it i suppose. largely because of the somewhat casual atmosphere and making relationships with other people. cycling to work has also helped greatly because now i'm getting more exercise and can enjoy one of my fav hobbies outdoors too.

IKTF about the cycling thing, also just standing up and lifting stuff at work gets you fit. Come to think of it cycling at my old job got me pretty fit I had a pretty long journey. I also went down to 8 and a half stone from skipping meals kek though.

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2837c9 No.392634

>>392633

>That would be comfy I'd like that.

would prolly have to organise it in a secret Bongo Bongo Land though, for if spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) come

>8 and a half stone

wew lad

what's your bike like? we could go for a ride together if/when we meet

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b0c2c1 No.392635

File: b5c31015752a158⋯.png (360.41 KB,1228x1502,614:751,fatwojakposhheaven.png)

>friend some bacon, added red onion, let it caramelise for a while, then added white wine to de-glaze the pan, and added it to chicken in creamy mushroom sauce, served with steamed buttered broccoli, and orange ice cream for dessert, with lose leaf tea and full fat umhoomgenised jersey milk

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9510f8 No.392636

File: 99c928c11eb2777⋯.jpg (232.42 KB,800x1024,25:32,1520894733663.jpg)

I DID MY BEST TO NOTICE, WHEN THE CALL CAME DOWN THE LINE

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f80a91 No.392637

>>392635

>friend some bacon

you have a lot in common, I can see why you'd be friends

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d2fd34 No.392638

File: be85b79ba99a739⋯.png (44.9 KB,699x560,699:560,2670c434175adeb7350505c664….png)

>>392635

>>friend some bacon

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8d7a15 No.392639

File: 8a9478e99d5ee18⋯.jpeg (2.11 MB,4032x3024,4:3,442B83F4-FAE6-43D7-B4FC-5….jpeg)

File: 6fe86fd02c3836e⋯.jpeg (2.15 MB,4032x3024,4:3,1A9804DD-4B61-4AE6-9900-4….jpeg)

Here is the prince’s entry into the work bake sale. I helped.

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ee813f No.392640

>>392635

wish i could befriend bacon like you

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2837c9 No.392641

File: a19d6de7cd04388⋯.png (10.38 KB,650x650,1:1,a19d6de7cd04388e0db66900f8….png)

>>392635

>friend some bacon

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ee813f No.392642

>>392639

retards

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b0c2c1 No.392643

File: 5e2557afd918158⋯.png (64.21 KB,1228x1502,614:751,fatwojaksad.png)

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2837c9 No.392644

File: 7e1d5f849893aa2⋯.png (31.01 KB,640x60,32:3,ClipboardImage.png)

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9510f8 No.392645

>>392639

>tfw someone gives you homemade baking to eat

>bin it straight away cause can't trust it

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b0c2c1 No.392646

>>392639

is that a "just bee yourself" cake?

did the mudslime make a cake shaped like a big black penis?

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b0c2c1 No.392647

File: 8de971e1b8a740d⋯.jpg (98.45 KB,983x758,983:758,1400927640184.jpg)

>>392641

lass, not you too

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d2fd34 No.392648

File: 751d4500bcb3ff3⋯.jpg (106.97 KB,969x1052,969:1052,ad49d05f7350c5dafca16957af….jpg)

>>392639

Took me a while to figure out wtf that thing was suppose to bee.

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ee813f No.392649

>>392646

kay probably was the first to gobble it all up

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2837c9 No.392650

File: 7b2bd3af171d3f8⋯.png (583.02 KB,600x399,200:133,ClipboardImage.png)

>>392647

HE SAID FRIEND SOME BACON AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>FRIEND SOME BACON

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!

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d2fd34 No.392651

File: ab9225f5570e9e7⋯.png (93.63 KB,390x204,65:34,1466863208480-1.png)

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b0c2c1 No.392652

File: 34ac626157e8e6e⋯.png (7.2 KB,485x455,97:91,68b6d83081ce22f4ad433986bf….png)

>>392649

>kay probably was the first to gobble it all up

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f034d2 No.392653

>>392634

>what's your bike like?

Love riding my bike. I bought it for £15 from a chav keek some sort of mountain bike i think not rode it in a while. gears don't work properly

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d2fd34 No.392654

File: ab10caabc4763d7⋯.jpg (10.97 KB,487x423,487:423,1516c31b98511a91f8632ccba8….jpg)

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b0c2c1 No.392655

File: 67a29c89d541054⋯.png (18.83 KB,1241x1058,1241:1058,749bb9066954c146444b14edab….png)

>>392650

noooooooooo stop bullying meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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9510f8 No.392656

File: ac57104884d316c⋯.png (47.14 KB,633x758,633:758,1508682054758.png)

>>392643

>toast, starburst, Leibniz biscuits,milkybar,nesquik milkshake

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b0c2c1 No.392657

File: ab09dca9daa1e8e⋯.jpg (44.03 KB,800x450,16:9,honklhonk.jpg)

>>392656

well, all that food sound totally disgusting to me, and it'll be playing havoc with your insides like a diabetic time bomb, but at least you didn't friend any bacon

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b0c2c1 No.392658

File: 47b1b96942e9822⋯.png (21.09 KB,953x408,953:408,47b1b96942e98221362bcfe17d….png)

*spanks Dorshie's naught bottom*

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b0c2c1 No.392659

File: 744502264463c81⋯.jpg (56.13 KB,645x773,645:773,^B09D69E2936C41345A9E396EC….jpg)

>>392658

*naughty

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9510f8 No.392660

File: 8b0e85d6efc9072⋯.jpg (98.2 KB,582x615,194:205,1523801252333.jpg)

>>392657

> all that food sound totally disgusting to me,

liebnitz is the biscuit of choice for adi lad, have some respect

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ca967a No.392661

File: d7d9dd4c925c4c4⋯.png (59.17 KB,1284x1017,428:339,d7d9dd4c925c4c447065d186f9….png)

What the HECK is going on here??

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b0c2c1 No.392662

>>392660

yeah, but you don't eat it for a main course lad

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ee813f No.392663

>>392658

as long as you dont friend it

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ca967a No.392664

>>392639

That's a nice… thing. What is it?

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d2fd34 No.392665

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ca967a No.392666

>>392663

Smells like bullying to me… stop that, lad

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9510f8 No.392667

File: 8de971e1b8a740d⋯.jpg (98.45 KB,983x758,983:758,8de971e1b8a740d4da2fdaf71e….jpg)

>>392662

THERE WAS NO BACON TO FRIEND IN THE HOUSE YOU CUNT FUCK YOU IM ALLOWED A CHEAT WEEKEND

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9510f8 No.392668

File: 457288473c4d9da⋯.jpg (118.03 KB,406x364,29:26,1462982977269.jpg)

>just realised its thursday

I need to stop being neet

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b0c2c1 No.392669

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB,850x639,850:639,sadbins.png)

>>392661

lad, they're all ganging up on me!

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9c6455 No.392670

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>friend the bacon

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b0c2c1 No.392671

File: 09c77db4ae85144⋯.jpg (38.86 KB,612x603,68:67,09c77db4ae85144c94d387592b….jpg)

NEW THREAD NEEDED!!!

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ee813f No.392672

>>392668

friday tomorrow

maybe i can get a lass tomorrow

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f80a91 No.392673

>>392671

NEW FRIEND NEEDED

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