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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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1de7fc No.386695 [View All]

British no more: Why some UK citizens face Brexit dilemma

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47536982

The number of UK citizens acquiring the nationality of another EU country has shot up since the 2016 Brexit referendum.

>For many Britons living in Germany, France or Italy, dual nationality solves questions about freedom of movement to work in the EU, pensions and healthcare.

>But a handful of EU countries, including Austria, do not generally allow dual citizenship.

>That makes things complicated for people like British opera singer Stephen Chaundy, who has lived in Vienna with his family for many years, but often works in theatres and opera houses in Germany.

Macron Hopes Old Woman Injured in Police Charge Gains ‘Wisdom’, ‘Fragile’ People Should Avoid Prohibited Areas

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/25/macron-hopes-old-woman-injured-in-police-charge-gains-wisdom-fragile-people-should-avoid-prohibited-areas/

PARIS (AP) – French President Emmanuel Macron has told a newspaper he hopes a 73-year old Yellow Vest protester who suffered serious head injuries after being charged by police in Nice, gains “wisdom” over the incident.

>Anti-globalisation activist Genevieve Legay remains in hospital Monday after police advanced aggressively on people defying a protest ban Saturday.

>An Associated Press reporter saw Legay, who was waving a rainbow flag marked “Peace”, fall to the pavement, blood spilling from her head.

>In an interview published in Nice Matin on Monday, Macron suggested Legay didn’t behave “responsibly,” saying that “fragile” people shouldn’t attend “places that are defined as prohibited.”

Newspapers help to radicalise far right, says UK anti-terror chief

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/mar/20/newspapers-help-radicalise-far-right-uk-anti-terror-chief-neil-basu

Neil Basu criticises hypocrisy of mainstream news providers in wake of Christchurch attack

>Britain’s counter-terrorism chief has said far-right terrorists are being radicalised by mainstream newspaper coverage, while also criticising the hypocrisy of outlets such as Mail Online, which uploaded the “manifesto” of the gunman in the Christchurch terror attack.

>Neil Basu, one of Britain’s top police officers, said it was ironic that while newspapers have repeatedly criticised the likes of Facebook and Google for hosting extremist content, sites including the Sun and the Mirror rushed to upload clips of footage filmed by the gunman as he attacked two mosques in New Zealand.

>“The same media companies who have lambasted social media platforms for not acting fast enough to remove extremist content are simultaneously publishing uncensored Daesh [Islamic State] propaganda on their websites, or make the rambling ‘manifestos’ of crazed killers available for download,” Basu said in an open letter to the media on how to report terrorism.

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22d396 No.387398

>>387384

sorry lad I won't impede your right to share your experiences :^)

>>387385

dam it was baking didnt need it at all, was fine with a lot less than a t in the garden. gettin that daily dose. it's so relaxing too feel blessed I don't have to work in an office

>>387386

ah man

>>387394

that's great

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f0710c No.387399

>>387397

he's just a spineless social chameleon, tbh. He says things he thinks people agree with, and then will instantly change his tune if anyone challenges him.

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22d396 No.387400

>>387397

family should trumphaha all political disagreements but I guess it does happen

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6b5f0e No.387401

>>387399

>he

smh even worse

>>387400

thing is I am not the one who would let it get between us, they are. Should have seen their reaction to me saying that it is fine that the new priest is anti-gay as he should be entitled to his opinion.

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8e7232 No.387402

>>387401

what do you think about this ban 22st >>387393

, mind pulling some strings

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6b5f0e No.387403

>>387402

I don't have any power, lad. I am banned on sight. It was permanent? Fucking sucks tbh

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22d396 No.387404

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>>387401

people can be so conditioned

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6da9c1 No.387405

>>387403

think my ban is going on two years now

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6b5f0e No.387406

>>387405

yeah, permanent

>>387404

conditioned?

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6da9c1 No.387407

>>387406

conditioned responses, brainwashing

automatic actions to certain stimuli, eg calling someone who admits race exists a racist

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6b5f0e No.387408

Oh I was confused, I thought he was replying to something else

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6b5f0e No.387409

File: 3b2af445d6d6458⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.18 MB,1080x1080,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

caught you sniffing

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22d396 No.387410

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6da9c1 No.387411

File: dbf9722dff8a20d⋯.png (45.29 KB,1140x798,10:7,2.png)

one time the autesse walked away from me and was leaning out of a window, I thought it would be a good idea to stick my face in her jeans and she really did let out the most vile soundless brap and I fell over and choked for a bit

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f0710c No.387412

>>387404

This guy actually unsettles me a little bit. He has that Patrick Bateman vibe of constantly putting a bit too much effort into presentation and saying all of the right things, for the purposes of social gain. Like he's investing in people, so he can cash out later. He says "How to Win Friends and Influence People" is his personal Bible.

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6da9c1 No.387413

File: d319c7d65abbac9⋯.png (20.89 KB,300x250,6:5,weiningerpepe2.png)

well time to go for a walk

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6b5f0e No.387414

>>387411

what? A girl let you bury your face in her arse?

>>387412

hopefully people don't like your card more than his

>>387413

>not a moral walk

'avin a wank then?

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8e7232 No.387415

>>387411

>the autesse

who?

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6b5f0e No.387416

>>387415

a girl he knew in real life, forget if she was actually his gf or just a girl he fancied. When a girl lets you shove your face between her hams I guess you're pretty close though

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22d396 No.387417

>>387412

I find all that social technique stuff to get specific responses from people is so creepy. we're all guilty of it to an extent but some people really get into learning all these tricks like NLP and it's weird who wants to be the recipient of that

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6b5f0e No.387418

>>387417

got any examples, lad?

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8e7232 No.387419

>>387416

lol knowing him it was prob some random girl

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6b5f0e No.387420

File: 5df8e215c855fc4⋯.png (188.42 KB,500x458,250:229,ClipboardImage.png)

*punches Westie*

>>387419

Nah I remember him lamenting he had the chance and lost it. Man my memory sucks smh

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f0710c No.387421

>>387420

literally me.

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22d396 No.387422

>>387418

I think there's one like if you get someone to answer yes a few times they're more likely to answer yes for the question you really want to answer. kinda dumb but stuff like that that works subconsciously that you aren't aware of

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6b5f0e No.387423

>>387421

*punches doogle*

>>387422

Ah yeah. One thing I found out when working at the school is that a lot of the people there would say your name all the time, hearing your name makes you feel good, but it's really just manipulating. You can google it if you are curious tbh

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bc6067 No.387424

went to bed at like 2 something, woke up like 11 something, all groggy as usual. idno why I'm so horrible in the mornings

think I forgot my vitamins yesterday (including antihistamine) so my nose was all clogged and I was mouth breathing

>>387367

>It’ll be alright lad, don’t worry

doubt

>>387409

plump

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f0710c No.387425

>>387423

Why must we hurt the ones we love?

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6da9c1 No.387426

File: 94ed4f8a7d634dc⋯.png (1.4 MB,1200x1200,1:1,doomer5.png)

>nobody remembers my lore

ronery and sadry arone

the autesse saga was before or possibly just during the time I started posting on brit/pol/ I think, found an old train ticket a while ago that put it somewhere around 5 years ago

>>387414

I was sadly reminiscing smh

the autesse was my true love first gf who could have borne super-autistic ubermensch children but decided to kick me loose instead and probably only ever paid attention to begin with as a self-confidence and thotsperience building thing

>>387422

not sure if tisms or psychopathy but I can't interact with most people beyond a professional setting and topic these days because the normovision pool of opinions is so small I can predict what they will say and think 99% of the time and it's always so infuriating I don't bother

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8e7232 No.387427

File: 796957eaf3fd3a5⋯.jpg (283.55 KB,1728x1328,108:83,1524843308914.jpg)

>tall men that wear big boots

honestly fuck you

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bc6067 No.387428

>>387423

what is this time of day for you, 22st? ik it's 6pm but in terms of sleep and work, what is this between? after sleep, before work?

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6b5f0e No.387429

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>>387424

BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

ah yeah vitamins gonna take them now. thanks, lad

>>387425

to stop you beeing a little goobe rbitch

>>387426

wait she dumped you? I thought you just drifted apart or something smh

>not sure if tisms or psychopathy but I can't interact with most people beyond a professional setting and topic these days because the normovision pool of opinions is so small I can predict what they will say and think 99% of the time and it's always so infuriating I don't bother

dno what this is but I feel the same way, but then again I was pretty much always like this. It's not psychopathy for me at least.

>>387427

keeek

>>387428

right now it is 17:18

So before work.

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6da9c1 No.387430

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>>387427

I like thick soles because they wear less easily tbh

>>387429

she went to switzerland then came back, avoided me for a week then dumped me just before college finals, basically ruined any academic hopes I had along with my emotions

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f0710c No.387431

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bc6067 No.387432

>>387427

I wanna pair of these but they don't have my size in stock and the cold months are ending anyway. next season

>>387429

that ass transcends the 'apple' realm, that's a plum bum

>right now it is 17:18

oh hmm there must be a difference in daylight savings or something. does Norway do daylight savings? I think daylight savings time is fuckign stupid and should be done away with

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bc6067 No.387433

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File: acc90f57923dabd⋯.jpg (71.73 KB,1200x1200,1:1,SC14-1140-BK-G_Black-14-Ey….jpg)

File: 3a772495b26b798⋯.jpg (116.23 KB,1200x1200,1:1,SC14-1140-BK-G_Black-14-Ey….jpg)

File: 42781976e39531e⋯.jpg (102.8 KB,1301x1301,1:1,SC14-1140-BK-G_Black-14-Ey….jpg)

these are the boots that I forgot to post

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6b5f0e No.387434

>>387431

keek. goodlad

>>387430

>she went to switzerland then came back, avoided me for a week then dumped me just before college finals, basically ruined any academic hopes I had along with my emotions

smh. At least she'll always remember your face being clenched in-between her butt cheeks

>oh hmm there must be a difference in daylight savings or something. does Norway do daylight savings? I think daylight savings time is fuckign stupid and should be done away with

Yes we do but why are you confused?

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bc6067 No.387435

>>387434

>Yes we do but why are you confused?

difference in time zones between east USA and Norway is 6 hours, but there's only 5 hours difference rn (it's 12:24pm here)

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6b5f0e No.387436

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>>387435

You caught me, I am actually Welsh after all.

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8e7232 No.387437

>>387430

aren't you a virgin

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22d396 No.387438

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>>387420

dont be sad

>>387423

oh yeah I heard about that. I wish we could all be organic but it's true there are these tricks to getting more of what you want idk it seems hollow

>>387424

it's definitely because you're going to bed so late. one of the first things I learned after going 100% to healing is the importance of sleep and going to bed early. apparently the hours before midnight are 2 to 3 times more restful and healing than the hours after it because of how the sun interacts with the magnetic field of the earth and that we've evolved to go to bed with the sun so our bodies get the deepest sleep at those times. I believe it totally I think for the past 10 years I went to bed too late or when I did sleep for a long stretch it was at some dumb time until afternoon or something I don't even know what it feels like to wake up and have energy haha just thought it was normal but apparently healthy people don't feel like that. also when you stay up past 11 your adrenal glands pump more cortisol to keep you up and that can burn you out.

>>387426

I remember you talking about her lad.

kek have you tried talking to based West Country old pub people? i bet they're more on our wavelength but imagine what they say could be predictable too

>>387433

want me some kool boots like this

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6da9c1 No.387439

>>387437

yes, nothing contradicts this

>>387438

around here it's all glastonbury tier hippy shits, I hardly ever go since the only reason is the drink and sometimes they bring their dogs

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8e7232 No.387440

>>387439

how could you have a gf if you didn't fuck her

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8e7232 No.387441

File: 31a57c3e886b0d1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,211.18 KB,1280x960,4:3,lTJh2F8.jpg)

WOGPERIUMS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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bc6067 No.387442

>>387438

>it's definitely because you're going to bed so late. one of the first things I learned after going 100% to healing is the importance of sleep and going to bed early. apparently the hours before midnight are 2 to 3 times more restful and healing than the hours after it because of how the sun interacts with the magnetic field of the earth and that we've evolved to go to bed with the sun so our bodies get the deepest sleep at those times. I believe it totally I think for the past 10 years I went to bed too late or when I did sleep for a long stretch it was at some dumb time until afternoon or something I don't even know what it feels like to wake up and have energy haha just thought it was normal but apparently healthy people don't feel like that. also when you stay up past 11 your adrenal glands pump more cortisol to keep you up and that can burn you out.

yeah I figured it would something to do with going to bed too late, lack of exercise, or lack of sunlight, or some combination of the three. trying to get myself together, I'll try to go to bed earlier, falling asleep by 10 would be ideal

>>387441

disgusting. if it wasn't for the lil bit of floppy tiddy hanging, that could pass as a dude

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6b5f0e No.387443

>>387441

wouldn't even have to shove your face in there to smell

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6b5f0e No.387444

File: 6806867f88da30a⋯.png (3.26 KB,418x408,209:204,1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

Post pics of the autesse as revenge, Wesshog

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bc6067 No.387445

>>387443

oh man I lived in a dorm for a few months and I had this homeless nigger roommate that would sleep in a sleeping bag on top of the bed. he would come out of the shower and the whole room would reek instantly

NEW

>>387448

>>387448

>>387448

>>387448

>>387448

>>387448

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8e7232 No.387446

>>387445

how can they smell after a shower wtf they really are subhuman

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6b5f0e No.387447

>>387445

>those black women in high school who just used more perfume instead of showering regularly

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