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lazy cunts

>>387451

probably either don't realize that the other thread is full and they're waiting there for more posts, or they've just assumed it will be an hour before a new thread gets made so they went to do something else, or they're busy making their own high-effort threads

>>387451

Other thread, probably.

gayists out

keek, goodlad

Is Dorshite touring with his banjo?

>>387439

that's a big rip

>>387442

good lad

>>387454

this

feel like my arms come out carrying 7l of liquid home

>>387458

what kind of liquid, lad?

>>387460

nice try GCHQ

>>387461

t.jawlet

>>387460

tbh most people can look good from this angle tbh

>>387440

because it was a long term relationship, of something like two years, and we were both autists.

I assume you are spic-tier though since you just posted a nigger

>>387444

deleted them all after the breakup tbh

>>387458

used to drink only bottled water for a bit, good workout tbh

>>387467

sounds wonderful

>>387459

it's all vodka

no its water and some coconut water tbh yum

>>387464

how come you stopped? carrying it home is defo the worst part think i'll just order crates online

>>387469

is the tap water dangerous?

>>387466

either this or victorian era copper pipes smh

>>387469

moved house to where I am now and couldn't afford to any more

>>387470

this house is old as shit and I noticed a while ago my gran always ran the tap for like a minute before having some water and I never did that. not taking chances

>>387463

lol no

>>387472

oh yeah forgot about that i saw your food posts smh youll get there. olIver twist made it in the end

>>387474

Guess it's just me

>>387471

is copper bad?

>>387473

Hm… my island family has water that tastes like lime, as the island is pretty much all made up of lime. It's safe though I am sure

>>387476

goodlads

WOIST OF ALL

>>387477

>Guess it's just me

lad you do not look good from that angle lmao

>>387481

I am not going to post a pic lad smh, just take my word for it

>>387483

>copper toxicity

>Acute symptoms of copper poisoning by ingestion include vomiting, hematemesis (vomiting of blood), hypotension (low blood pressure), melena (black "tarry" feces), coma, jaundice (yellowish pigmentation of the skin), and gastrointestinal distress.[1] Individuals with glucose-6-phosphate deficiency may be at increased risk of hematologic effects of copper.[1] Hemolytic anemia resulting from the treatment of burns with copper compounds is infrequent

Lad doubt you have either of these

>>387483

>would you lads be able to actually stone someone to death? fuckin brutal way to kill a person

it's an ideal method of capital punishment- the entire community plays a role in the execution, even the children will toss pebbles. the takeaway is that 'this behavior is universally condemned by the entire community', it's utterly primal

>>387485

Yeah I agree with this

>>387490

wish I lived in the great white north and had a big house with a washing machine and dryer tbh

>>387491

well we do not have a dryer, but we have heating in the floor

should I shove this tube of pringles down my gullet? my belly says yes but my brain is saying no just wait for din dins, very difficult conundrum

>>387493

nah, junk food is nasty

>>387493

go with your gut instinct

>>387493

throw it in the bin

>>387496

I think you are just fine tbh

>>387496

>love

>that's all they want

im not going to you say didn't bait me at least a little with that, but in any case top kek.

>>387497

>>387495

>>387494

Think I'll save them for another time. Din dins is just around the corner.

>>387498

I guess the best way to prove im not is by showing people how much better I can be when I'm well.. one of these days I swear dam it

>>397502

:^)

>>397505

>when you're going to the cafe by the square and all you can hear is a chorus of unending wailing

>>387503

>>387505

>>387508

>when you're going to the cafe by the square and all you can hear is a chorus of unending wailing

that's when you throw rocks at them lad

>>387510

lol

>>387511

>>387514

pervert

>>387514

never seen more than that pic

>>387512

>ywn be a young boy and get groped and raped by an older girl

God life is so unfair

>>387508

>>387509

Imagine the smell and shit dropping onto the floor too

>>387516

that kid is in a few pictured where he's looking awkward. one of them is him inbetween two couples making out.

>>387519

>tfw they tickle you with feathers

>>387523

take a cold shower lad

>>387524

already had a bath today

>>387519

in Britain? dios mio

might pay for a prozzie to practise sex tbh constantly imaging scenarios in my head but not sure how accurate they are, I've got performance anxiety about the next time I fuck a lass its been over a year since the last time fuck

wish I had a near death experience they sound so awe some

>>387512

God I wish that were me

wish I had a vagina attached to a gf

>>387527

>thinking a year is a long time

lol

>>387531

its the only time Iv ever had sex

and it was horrific

>>387535

Poor lad, now you won't get your wizard's cap in the post.

>>387542

want to shag any lass that isn't fat tbh

>>387544

Your loss

>>387546

>When daddy won't buy you a body with all the working parts

>>387541

it shows you are GINGER

in a certain light smh

>>387546

film night?

>>387548

>film night?

not out in high quality yet. Not on ffmovies anyway

>it shows you are GINGER

But my hair isn't ginger, which your pic shows.

>>387549

looks like the newspapers will be delayed tonight

getting hyped

Shills shill even here huh

SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT CLEAR

RANDY BITCHFORD IS NOT WELCOME HERE

Brexit cancelled but at least we'll get Borderlands 3

>>387553

>>387553

>>387555

>>387556

I only played blands 1. it was good but I played it with 3 friends, you really need a consistent group of 4 people to make those games fun. I never played blands 2 'cause I didn't have a group to play it with, know it would be boring to play alone

>>387555

Brexit is kill?

>Protesters have lost a legal fight against pre-emptive arrests made when some of them dressed as zombies in London during 2011's royal wedding.

>That court's ruling means police can preventatively detain people even if they have no specific intelligence linking the individual to crime.

>The judgement was significantly influenced by a decision in an unrelated football hooligan case from Denmark, which concluded that police could detain people - and therefore interfere with their right to liberty - if they believed it would prevent someone getting involved in later disorder.

>Among them was a group taking part in a tongue-in-cheek "zombie wedding" in Soho. The event was two miles from the Westminster Abbey ceremony - and aimed to draw attention to cuts, including to public services, that would hit members of the LGBT community.

ebin

>>387556

I hope this meme lives for ever tbh

>>387559

He's so smooth.

>>387559

>>387560

I always felt he looks and moves like a Dark Souls player character

>>387562

oh wow

>>387562

>stuck in the middle of a Jeremy Kyle episode

Sorry, lass.

>>387565

if only there were midgets fighting in the cafeteria as well

>>387566

That would be a dream.

>>387569

Imagine an autistic midget in that society being the supreme ruler of them all and declaring that there were gnomes for all good citizens, industrial sized shredding punishment for all the baddies.

>>387562

lmao

>>387569

Have you ever read that one by Theodore Sturgeon where he attempts to make a point about moral relativism , by making the case for paedophilia and incest? Blew my mind slightly at the time, but now I look back on it with some concern.

>years ago I would have found this advert incredibly arousing and attractive

CRINGE

>>387569

i wouldn't mind that, tbh. living in a ghetto might be shit but flamthrower gladiators? they're treating us good.

>>387576

by ghetto I mean Escape from LA tier with child gangs murdering eachother and everyone so demoralized they behave like the worst of the niggers

>>387575

imperium tbh

>>387574

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_All_Men_Were_Brothers,_Would_You_Let_One_Marry_Your_Sister%3F

This is the one. There was also a quote from him where he suggested that sex only traumatises children, because we tell them they should be traumatised.

>>387578

Apparently adverts like this happen a lot in China. Western actors are promised that their western audiences won't see the adverts and they get a big cash sum for doing it along with publicity.

>>387577

oh, so liberia tier. i was thinking kowloon city.

>>387575

based

>>387582

kowloon is like that too lad

>>387583

if you stayed out of the way you'd be alright

Liking this guy's videos.

>>387584

There is no out of the way when the population density is higher than at least one ant person per square meter tbqh

think kowloon was demolished though

>>387586

now would be the perfect time for the 4nigger to appear and make a ball-crushing appeal post

>>387587

>nigga just stand out the way of crime

A-HAHAHAH

i meant figuratively

>>387574

>where barbarian outcasts are imprisoned in savage ghettos while an elite executive caste enjoys the sensual rewards of technology

>America's future

>future

hm?

>>387591

It was written in the 1940s-early 50s tbf

>>387592

Truly prophetic

trying to watch this and although its interesting i cant stop thinking about how much of a 56% mutt this guy is

>>387596

faggot destroyed

>>387596

wtf i hate straights now

>>387596

picture reminds me of an ancient custom where a betrothed couple had to bind themselves together at the wrist for a week/month or smth to see if they really should be married

pretty good idea tbh

>>387596

>tfw only straight parents can make gays

queering doesn't make the world work

>>387604

bunch of fucking zombies

>>387605

I notice a lot of them are quite old. It's just a bus full of "who's gonna wipe my arse?" isn't it?

The lasse in the front's quite cute.

>>387606

>I notice a lot of them are quite old

day of the fucking pillow. goddamn braindead raisin-niggers

Oh. This is triggering emotions.

>>387606

>The lasse in the front's quite cute.

she's probably a foreign exchange student or something

>>387608

what kind of emotions?

>>387610

I loved those games when I was 12 emotions.

Two niggers are charged with rape after British girls and their teacher were sexually assaulted at gunpoint during school trip to Ghana

>Two men have been charged with rape after four British schoolgirls and their teacher were held at gunpoint and sexually assaulted during a trip to Ghana.

>Ishmael Akyene, 34, of Ghana, and Daniel Akpan, 29, a Nigerian national, were charged with a string of offences and have both been remanded in custody.

>The group of UK sixth-form teenagers - who cannot be named for legal reasons - were viciously held at gunpoint and raped in Accra, Ghana's capital city, on December 8, 2018.

>The pupils - made up of boys and girls - as well as two teachers, travelled to Ghana for a pre-Christmas holiday and to get a glimpse of how the local inhabitants live.

>But shortly after their arrival, a number of armed men entered their accommodation and held the group at gunpoint and the female victims were subjected to serious sexual assaults.

>Police in the UK assisting the West African country's authorities in their investigation confirmed Akyene and Akpan had been charged, while local media reported that one other person, said to be their accomplice, is on the run.

>'Two men have been charged as part on an ongoing investigation by police in Ghana, which is being supported by a UK police force', said a police spokesman.

>'Ishmael Akyene, aged 34 years, a Ghanaian national, has been charged by Ghanaian police with 14 counts of robbery, one count of rape, one count of conspiracy to rape, one count of possession of a firearm, one count of possession of an instrument intended for unlawful entry and one count of money laundering. He has been remanded in custody.

>'Daniel Akpan, aged 29 years, a Nigerian national, has been charged by Ghanaian police with 14 counts of robbery, two counts of rape, one count of conspiracy to rape, one count of possession of a firearm, one count of possession of an instrument intended for unlawful entry and one count of money laundering. He has also been remanded in custody.'

>They have pleaded not guilty to all the charges against them, GhanaWeb reported.

>The police statement continued: 'The victims continue to be supported by specially trained police officers, their school and other agencies.

>'Detectives from UK policing will continue to support the Ghanaian authorities as the investigation continues. Work is ongoing to locate an outstanding suspect.'

>Unconfirmed reports suggested that a security guard had been shot but UK police were not able to confirm this.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6855927/Two-men-charged-rape-British-girls-sexually-assaulted-school-trip-Ghana.html

>they're literally sending young British girls to Africa to get raped by niggers

>>387614

people are too trusting, man.

>>387616

>trusting

how about fucking STUUUUUPID? yeah just send your teenage daughter to fucking "Ghana", wonder what's gonna happen

the stupid sluts cunts and their parents deserved it for being idiots. it's one thing when a European woman guilty of nothing but walking the streets of her hometown gets dragged into an an alleyway and raped by muds, it's another entirely when people are flat-out DUMB. that's natural selection right there.. or at least it would be, if they died. now they'll probably live and proceed to marry some cuck and have """white""" babies that are actually 1% ape 'cause of the nigger genes that contaminated their mothers

who to blame? the jews for being behind it all? the school for deliberately putting their students into a situation where they will likely be the victim of sexual violence? or the girls and their parents for not having half a brain cell? all of them

Aussie effortposter triggers Roach Lord for weeks

>Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, in the midst of a regional and municipal elections campaign, has again threatened to turn the Byzantine Patriarchal Cathedral of Hagia Sophia (Holy Wisdom of God) , which after the fall of Constantinople was turned into an imperial mosque and into a museum in the 1930s, into a mosque once again.

>For centuries the largest and most resplendent cathedral in Christendom, Hagia Sophia was turned into a museum by the founder of the modern Turkish Republic, Kemal Ataturk, who brought sweeping secularisation to his country.

>Erdogan’s comments come after the manifesto of the mass murderer who killed dozens of Muslims at two mosques in New Zealand, in which the terrorist stated that Istanbul will be renamed Constantinople and that the Turks will be limited to the Asian side of the city.

>The attack and hollow pronouncements of the terrorist have been exploited by Erdogan in delivering his Islamist nationalist message in what has turned out to be a tough campaign.

>“It is not an abnormal proposal. It is not something impossible, it could be done easily. We could even name it as the Hagia Sophia Mosque instead of a museum so that everybody can visit it without charge,” Erdogan said.

>Such a move is also viewed as an affront to Ataturk, who turned the mosque into a museum.

>“Its status of museum could be stripped off. Actually that status was given by a step taken with the mentality of the [Republican People’s Party] CHP. We can take that step taken by the CHP mentality back,” Erdogan declared.

>At a campaign stop in Istanbul, Erdogan called the city Islam bol (abundant Islam).

>“Constantinople will never exist again. The name of this area is Islam bol and you know that,” he said, declaring his intention to turn the monument into a mosque.

>“Recently, I was asked on television whether one will continue to pay to visit Hagia Sophia. I said no. We can establish free entry. What does that mean? Not only will we allow free entry, but we shall after the elections abolish the word museum and make it the Hagia Sophia mosque,” Erdogan declared.

http://archive.is/dJkzU

Considering learning German just for the porn. There's a sizeable amount of erotica and porno in German that revolve around my fetishes. The Anglophone porn industry can't produce at a fast enough rate to keep up with my needs, I need to diversify my source of cummies. The problem is I've consumed all worthwhile Anglophone porn, I'm literally having to rewatch scenes and wait for new ones to come out. I've recently started wanking to videos of people grinding and dry humping, simply because all the pornos that are good I've already seen and any pornos I haven't seen are disgusting and aren't worth my time. Cummiestoil is so tiresome, wagies and NEETs will never understand the common troubles of the wanking man.

>>387614

>>387617

It won't stop until life gets significantly worse for people and they're forced to reconnect with reality rather than sit in decadence and delegate the problems of the world to whoever decides to deal with them. Getting angry is pointless unless you're planning on committing yourself to radical action like the Aussie did and making life a very tiny amount worse for everyone who is too comfortable to do anything.

any man in tonight?

>>387624

I'm a man, hi.

>>387625

Alri leaf poof

>>387626

please be nice, thank you :)

>>387624

what do you mean? like is anybody here rn?

>>387628

yes lad

>>387630

goodlad, not wanked today yet either. Only been 4 hours of Friday though…

>>387631

so you just got back from work? and then we sleep around the same time, you maybe a bit earlier?

>>387632

I sleep in about 4 hours

First 4 hours of me time

>>387636

I post here rarely, usually when /brit/ is dead

>>387637

smh lad, every time lads do this. She mimes and uses some basic sign language or types on her phone

>>387445

niggers stink tbh

>>387639

Where do I find myself a mutelass?

>>387641

Don't know lad, find a gas that could destroy a lasses vocal chords?

>inb4 brap gas

>>387638

/shit/ sucks though, mods are chr*stcuck banfags

>>387641

maybe sign language classes. get yourself either a mute or deaf gf

>>387642

vietcongoids should be sprayed with agent orange

we /dead/?

>>387647

yeah only me and spig are here for nights really, and doogle sometimes

>>387647

busy playing hearts of iron 4. in the past I've been unable to enjoy the game but I'm warming up to it, just a bit tedious until you get used to it. had to start over 'cause I was finding myself incapable of invading belgium for some reason, should've been easy

>>387614

>teenage female cousins going to Gambia with their school to do floor tiling or something

>tell them if they don't have armed guards they shouldn't go

>everyone laughs

>>387655

ep5 tonight? got to do chores etc anyway

>>387657

the pacing is good enough that they go by fast tbh

sad there only seems to be six episodes out at the moment

>>387654

saw some of the first episode a while ago and kept thinking how good it'd be to watch with you guys

>>387659

sex shit doesn't really matter lad rise above it

>>387660

is it actually cancelled now I'm so out of the loop what's going on

>>387661

delayed to oblivion

catch up to ep5 lad we're watching that tonight, maybe ep6 too

guess we should just wait for series 2 or ep7 to watch together tbh

met a youtuber with over 300k subs in the shop the other day they were very nice in person

>>387662

>>387663

eh we always knew they'd be like this it's pathetic and obvious. hope people can stop voting tory now jesus

>>387664

ah no worries have more time to catch up now 8)

have a good night on the town or what you're doin

>>387668

whu was it

out on the LASH

>>387671

go out where and do what

>>387672

>ill tel u sometime :^ )

kkk

wew looks ninja gaiden tier. that sounds like good times tbh love stuff like that

>>387673

accurate :^)

ROBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT

>>387676

woah wtf that's messed up. they should add some moral lessons in bannerlord

>>387674

Have a walk, sit on a bench, write a diary entry and do some "work" on a creative project.

I also went shopping and lucked out with some reduced chicken for a couple nights of stir fry.

>>387676

KEEEK

leader of the m&b regiment Ginger got me into is a big instagram manthot, wonder if he will get BTFO too.

>>387677

oh wow it's by the dark souls peeps I didn't know that would love to play onext day. smh he's a long way from home you should have left him alone you bully. kek that's funny though the mighty katana is totally useless against big bad euro plate

>>387679

;_;

>>387681

what are you making lad?

>>387682

My fantasy wargame project, a bit like the first one I ran. It's called Kriegsspiel Campaigns and focuses on macromanagement, with each player acting as leader of a principality and making decisions based on reports from various NPC aides. Key gameplay is creating armies, hiring persons of interest to lead them, conduct espionage etc and managing and improving territories. Sort of like a cross between a traditional board game and and RPG, where the GM does a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff and is the only one who knows what's really going on. I've got lots of ideas and am going to make something interesting and in-depth but quick to play and run (in a PBEM sort of format like the first kriegsspiel, where people give me orders and I compute turns every couple of days and share information). Once I have the basic rules down, playable and not confusing I will ask you lads to try it out, or go to /tg/, /quests/, /builders/ etc.

>>387682

>kek that's funny though the mighty katana is totally useless against big bad euro plate

Kek yeah he has some cool voice lines like "your blade does nothing against my armour foolish samurai!" love it.

>>387681

That Ginger lad is a goodlad from what I remember I hope not. He used to post/still posts here right?

> do some "work" on a creative project.

sounds interesting

>>387684

Ginger is a goodlad yeah but the regt leader has major rage issues lmao, seems like he only leads so he can shout at people, get angry and piss other regiments off smh

>>387672

Is this the same thing as Dark Souls where there already is an easy mode, and journalists are just too dense to find it?

>summons

>walkthroughs

>certain pieces of gear

Wow. I'm playing Dark Souls on easy mode!

>>387679

:(

Ahem

RU RU RU RU RU RU RU RU

Hypersexuality is a real condition I’m entitled to disability bennies when will this heartless neglect by the British government come to an end?

>>387689

Well you can do stealth takedowns on bosses to take off half their health, use items to stun them repeatedly and get free hits in, go farm for extra skills and items that allow you to do more damage and heal more times, have more health etc. So basically yeah lol.

Relaxing choon

>>387694

Does it have the same multiplayer component as Souls? I know this one's a bit different, since they cut out the stamina bar and stuff. Not sure how much of a Souls game it actually is.

>>387697

It doesn't have multiplayer afaik. Yeah it's based around this really cool posture mechanic, which really makes it feel like a real fight tbh. You have to back off sometimes and others it's beneficial to be very agressive if your enemy is tired.

>>387700

Very common, I think

>>387700

>>387702

bloomer for me is simply a fantasy