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embryionic genderfluid la creatura feminism lads

>>380008 (OP)

goodlad

>>380015

bone idle

>>380014

watch it sometime lad, we just finished. fucking amazing film tbh

>>380018

ive heard its good by all accounts

>thinking about posting a face pic

>>380015

I didn't see you on rabb.it lad?

>>380017

goodlad

>>380022

that is me, lad

>>380024

wait, you're welshlad?!?!?!?

>>380021

face a post pic

>>380021

good idea

>>380025

no just forgot my trip

>>380028

*bangs your shoulder as I walk past*

>>380029

*shoots your hat*

>The Poster Formerly Known As Bins is an armpit fucker

>>380029

>22st wouldn't need to carry a 6lber shot to sink

>>380032

um actually fat floats

>>380034

he is calling me fat, the lad who suicided grabbed a 6lber

>>380035

>he is calling me fat, the lad who suicided grabbed a 6lber

that bit was sad smh

>>380036

yeah it was really good. Based harsh reality

even the captain seemed to agree with the men smh

>>380038

oh i see now. i was referencing the film we just watched

>>380041

who is that?

>>380041

you look like one of hte cabinboys tbh. why do you have so many shoes though?

>>380041

alri cobain

>>380043

mummy has like 50 pairs and we have to chuck ours in the hallway like peasants

blame womyn

>>380042

a cunt

>>380041

Jesus Christ how many shoes does a man need you've got a whole cow there

>>380045

you look cool let's start a band

fucking unspoiler

>>380045

Who is it?

>>380048

id love to tbh

so long as you don't randomly accuse me of being a paedo for no reason and turn on me when i try to offer advice to save your mum's life like the polish lass i was talking to

>>380051

that's just women being mental lad some of them are like that i know the type

>>380050

panzie>>380050

>>380050

>>380053

nah you don't look that good keek. You also don't have long hair

also you are a nerd with glasses

>>380054

reverse image search

>>380055

the glasses are in my hand

>>380054

>nah you don't look that good keek.

yeah his nose is a bit on the small side tbf

>he uses a trip AND shows his face

wew

>>380058

couldnt give a shit tbh theres literally no difference between this and social media

lifes too short to care

I need to know who it is so I know which to folder to put it in smh

>>380061

it's Neo

is this the most the welsh have contributed to world culture

>>380063

they've all sent me nudes on Bongo Bongo Land smh

>>380063

>not posting yourself wearing weird maid fetish gear

do you even ruin your own life m8?

>>380059

word

>>380063

>literally has a picture of himself as his flag

hypocrite

>pretending to be a girl with long hair but forgot to shave

>>380070

jocko? keek

>>380072

No, Panzie

>Jocko sharing nudes with Westie

or trading…

this is so funny

*asks Jocko for the rare Lews*

>>380065

no, there was a welsh lass i knew who has a wonderful smile

night lads

22st don't masturbate to my pics

>>380082

you're being cruel to him now, lad. take it easy. good night.

>>380082

nigh nigh, lad. I'll try, but who knows what I'll do in the next 7 hours I have to stay awake

>>380082

gn bruv

>>380085

eyup, only masturbate once a year and I wasted it on that. smh

>>380090

goodlad. Do you only eat once a year too?

>>380091

don't talk shit when 100% of your wanks for a whole year were for a man

>>380092

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>380067

>>380071

ah, don't worry about it lad, I don't really care tbh, it's just funny

>>380094

think you know, lad. I-it was an innocent joke

>>380065

>is this the most the welsh have contributed to world culture

no

interesting music vid tbh

>>380097

>no

elaborate

I found the piece of music I wanted to find from Master And Commander

>>380101

why do you know music so well lad?

>>380102

I didn't know this piece though lad, I had to go looking for it. it took me quite a while

>>380103

yeah but you seem to know a lot

>>380104

>yeah but you seem to know a lot

I've been trying to learn more about classical music in the last few years

>>380100

their language is quite beautiful tbh

>>380105

sounds pretty big-brained

>>380106

Pembrokeshire is the part of Wales with the least history in Welsh speaking

>>380109

impressed me tbh, I can't even remember pop music smh

>>380113

Based cultural imperialism

most interesting part of that is that there are parts of pembrokeshire that speak welsh more in 2001 than they did in the 60s

>>380115

we must secure a nation for the welsh people and a future for welsh children

>>380117

dont cut me for being racist civic fencer smh

>>380041

you'd be better off with short hair and clean shaven

>>380043

>>380046

kek

>>380113

sad thing is that a lot of what remains is the older generations

pasta and a-meat-a-balls for dindins

>trump attacks ann coulter

>ann doesn't even respond, probably pissed on wine napping

>entire support base collapses overnight

lol

trump BTFO

>>380123

has this just happened?

>>380125

I am seeing nothing but negative responses to his latest attempt to btfo ann coulter and his recent talk on increasing legal immigration

>>380128

nigh lovely pal

>>380127

a "wacky nut job" for advocating the same positions as his base and of him during his campaign

ah fuckkkk it I think I'm gonna go to the concert, gotta shower fast and scram

although the bands I wanna see probably won't start til AT LEAST 10 so I should be alright if I get moving

reminder that rolf harris is innocent

just got back. missed Immolation but Morbid Angel was pretty sick as always, glad I went.

wanna qt metal gf tbh

got hit in the nose pretty good and the tip of my nose feels a lil more mobile. looked up broken nose symptoms and I have none, there's no pain or change in shape, but I think I should avoid sleeping on or touching my nose much for a couple weeks to make sure it heals up good. don't wanna have a crooked nose

>>380135

they're almost all taken, methinks. although the lass checking the tickets seemed to fancy me

some other time, after a show as I was walking out, some big Ford truck VROOM's by blaring the horn with some big d00d Roman saluting out the window. I saluted them back, turn around, and see some lass looking at me with a curious smile. I smiled back to her and walked away to get picked up, should've chatted her up. chicks dig the fash

oh also that was in Taxajewsetts and therefore most of those people probably live an hour away from me. it'd be a pain in the ass having to drive that far just to meet up with a gf. plus I tend to think of Mass people are weirdly dysgenic, rather have a local lass

>>380137

but crooked noses look cool, lad

>I saluted them back, turn around, and see some lass looking at me with a curious smile. I smiled back to her and walked away to get picked up, should've chatted her up. chicks dig the fash

smh lad

>>380138

1 hour isn't long for a gf lad, besides she could move to you smh

>>380139

>1 hour isn't long

t. drives for a living

plus Mass highways are weird. there's this one highway that randomly just stops and turns into this really sharp like 360 degree turn where you can't realistically go faster than 25. there's big warning signs but it's still weird

and the highway I just took randomly goes down to 40mph speed limit and there's an intersection with a redlight. that's a deathtrap 'cause you know people are gonna still be going 65 and not have time to stop, you can't do that with a highway. and then there's these stretches where the lanes seem as narrow as is legally permissible, it really is the bare minimum

>>380140

excuses

been thinking lately, I want to remove all of the "scatological vocabulary" from my mannerisms. what I mean by this is saying things like "this shit" instead of "this stuff" (which, additionally, is ebonics-tier), "he's an asshole", etc. anything to do with the anus or feces. it's crass and vulgar. I don't mind profanity at all, I say "fuck" very often, that's fine. but I think I should try to cut out saying "shit" and "asshole" at the very least

it's weird if you think about it, people bringing the anus or feces into the conversation for no reason whatsoever

>>380144

same tbh

>>380145

just tried some of that Colman's mustard that Dorset likes. it's pretty good, probably the best mustard I've had, nice and strong

night lad

>>380041

Do you have freakish short Neanderthal arms, lad?

>>380148

keek no lad, my arms are pretty long but my phone camera has always been weird with messing up perspective. got accused once of having a head wider than my shoulders because of it

AOC says to tax robots 90% but how does that work lol?

>>380149

Everyone knows deep down that they're just going to be used to oppress, surveil and control the public more. I mean if you were a western government you'd absolutely use them to do this, there's no question. So when bigwigs like Cortez defend stuff like this, they always talk about one aspect of it and entirely ignore another because it allows them to make it sound like they care.

It's exactly like the arguments for immigration; they constantly tell you how it's not an economic problem because immigrants will simply do the jobs that you don't want to do :) except that having our jobs stolen is the least of our concerns, what we are against immigration for is the fact that it dilutes our culture, kills and replaces natives, and robs our children of a future they deserve. You just won't ever see anyone who has a stake in the game address these points because it's true and that's exactly why they're doing it. So it's the same with the automatons: quell the publics' fears about losing their jobs whilst you work on how to surveil and control.

>>380151

I'm guessing she means something like companies that use them have to calculate how much profit the robot makes them and give 90% of that to the government, even though governments are the ones who want this the most and funneling more money their way is definitely not going to give them even more power and control!!!! 1111!!

>>380153

I feel like at one end of the spectrum we have complete human freedom, the homesteader or peasant with his own plot of land, enough to feed himself and his extended family, armed and with the right to defend himself. Then at the other end we have modern man living off UBI, his entire existence dependent on whether the government bureaucracy decides to allocate him his money for the month. He cannot grow his own food and has no right to defend himself or bear arms, he must rely on the state run police. All the land in the country was long ago parcelled out to large farming conglomerates, there is no land left for him to work even if he wanted to. He doesn't even have an allottment or garden due to the land scarcity that characterises modern urban living. I would always prefer the former.

>>380154

It is baffling but at the same time we know that so much "crazy conspiracy" stuff is truth. Theresa may didn't bomb Syria without a vote in parliament because it helps even our government; she did it because she is literally controlled by some kikes in a room the same way Donald is. They put a gun to her head and make her do this shit, same with most politicians who push these policies I bet. So they're not doing it to achieve a multicultural utopia (obviously), but they're not even doing it because they want to throw the rest of the natives of their nation under a bus so they can live in unparalleled luxury, the only plausible explanation is raelly that they're given no other choice but to do the bidding of their masters, else they get JFK'D.

>>380155

that first end of the spectrum was what America was supposed to be tbh, but slavery happened and fucked everything

oh and of course it was never homogeneous to begin with and you can't have total idealistic freedom and multiculturalism at the same time

His entire feed is this now

What happened

>>380164

Yeah they built a huge one near the village I grew up in, they must've had to agree not to build any commercial buildings to get planning permission or something, so that they would be forced to use local businesses. The houses are actually very beautifully constructed but the whole place is dead and soulless. Leasehold as well.

>>380164

>Solar panels

>in the UK

lol

>>380164

>>380165

same here with regard to my area. it's just constant news of housing developments being built to house all the wogs and eastern euros that come to live here because of its proximity to a major airport.

it's dystopian. On the boards around these estates the adverts talk of their closeness to "beautiful English countryside", but if you keep building these teletubby towns there won't be any countryside left. Disgusting, it makes me so angry and sad

>>380167

I say get rid of the countrysides, they really don't add anything to the country except shitty internet and British hicks.

>>380168

>(1) post ever on the board

hmmmst

>>380165

>>380167

They look terrible with cars parked outside due to limited parking spaces and multiple wheelie The Poster Formerly Known As Bins. When the ppl from other cultures that don't have taboos about littering move in it gets even worse.

>>380171

> wheelie The Poster Formerly Known As The Poster Formerly Known As Bins.

I love this filter so much

>>380170

I saw the thread advertised on the homepage. Countrysides are boring admit it you uncivilised baboon.

>>380173

no

>>379994

I know that feel

Pope Francis Meets with Top Mormon Leaders

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/09/pope-francis-meets-with-top-mormon-leaders/

mormons at the vatican. the pope has finally recognised them as a religion worth hosting. I assume francis does this for publicity and influence because he likes collaborating with every other faith leader

>>380177

They probably pestered him on the street and he's let them in out of embarassment.

>>380002

It's a funny meme but the taigs weren't allowed to fish or something because of being Catholic. Also most Irish didn't live anywhere near the sea so it's a moot point.

>>380182

the downside is that your wives have to be yanks

>>380168

>>380169

>>380170

its probably H*rts

>>380171

>>380172

tbh

>>380185

>its probably H*rts

Doubtful.

He might be contrarian sometimes, but that's not a position I'd think he'd hold

>>380187

There was a (1) on /brit/ earlier with low effort bait prolly the same guy.

>380168

>British

He's clearly a yank

>>380190

Yang? Is America about to get CHINKED?

>>380191

chicom deathsquads have deposited £1,000 in your account

>>380187

he would though tbh

>>380184

Utah is largely English Americans (insofar as that exists) according to that meme map

>>380190

Whomst?

>>380195

musik tbh

>Yang was a keynote speaker at the largest Democratic fundraiser in Iowa, the Iowa Democratic Wing Ding

>Wing Ding

bit racist tbh

>endorsements

>Dickie Spencer and Narcissa Wright

keeek

>>380199

>Narcissa Wright

You can't be serious

we ought to watch bruce lee's movies in the rabbit, they look sick tbh

>>380203

Nuclear cringe

not sure how I feel about Stauber's work, feels a bit one-trick-pony

>>380201

Politics is memes now lad

>CNN is being sued for $250m over their coverage of grinning MAGA-hat kid

keeeek American litigiousness never ceases to amaze

>>380193

There's nothing romantic about hating the countryside so it's not going to be something Herts would do

>>380208

He can be a bit of a contrarian though

>>380209

His contrarianism is rooted in his romanticism though

>>380210

I guess

>>380209

Ahhh don't call him the c-word, he doesn't like that

>>380213

delete this

>mic fucked over by wind again

for fuck's sake, civic fencer

>>380213

Where do you find this stuff lad?

>>380218

The Jazz thread on 4chan's /tv/

>>380220

top keeeeeeeeeeeek

>>380219

>>380220

He's got such an ugly, rat-like face. I hate him

i legit don't understand how "she" has such ugly man tits like an 85 year old woman

how are they so saggy? did he get breast implants that went wrong?

>sudden lightning strike out of nowhere

>then it starts raining

>minute later turns to extreme winds and hailstone

>another minute and it's clear skies again

WdHmbt?

>>380223

he actually has this weird competition with his sister where he will brag about how he DESTROYS her in sport and how his tits are bigger, among other things

>>380224

were you being naughty, lad?

>>380224

ye we had the weirdest hailstorm earlier too tbh

happend twice in two very short bursts but it was sunny the whole time

>>380224

God is displeased with you for being a naughty boi

>>380225

>>380226

>>380227

I had just finished an x files episode about a dumb psycho hick that could control lightning before it happened. Was propa spooky.

>>380228

>tfw no model sister to lick

>>380229

sure you weren't dreaming, lad?

>>380230

Nope.

>that twist in the latest Jojo chapter.

Ah! No! Say it ain't so. He was my favourite.

>>380232

Aw the poor ginger one. Leave it alone. It doesn't know. Black and white doesn't give a fuck.

>>380235

quite impressive how quickly and far it got from the couch kek

made a mistake lads accidentally wanked

was doing so well

feel even worse because one of the sermons was about temptation

failed because i became idle,if i had gone shopping like i should have i doubt whether i'd have done it, been feelin pretty bad at times, but also pretty good, like a mixture of both extremes

doesnt help i could hear the lesbos this morning

just want energy to get back into doing stuff smh

>>380233

I-I'm sure he's just pretending, lad

>>380237

I'm sorry, lad

>go to bed

>tomorrow I'll get shit done

>can't sleep

>i'll just wank so I can fall asleep more easily

>wake up completely lethargic

ahhh

>>380237

>one of the sermons

Did you go to church lad?

>>380237

eat some oysters to replenish zinc and don't beat yourself up about it, that doesn't accomplish anything

I think you blow the harm of wanking out of proportion. The main problems of wanking, in order are, in order:

>frequent use of lewd content on the internet to facilitate arousal, which confuses your brain, dampening your sexual reponse to IRL relationships

>zinc depletion via ejaculation; zinc is essential for testosterone synthesis; we need ~15mg per day and you lose ~5mg per ejaculation; oysters have a metric fuckton so if you eat a few of them then you will replenish any zinc lost and fulfill your daily needs; think of them as the antidote for a wank

so basically if you wank once a week to IRL dyke moaning and eat oysters afterwards then I think the harm is negligible

>>380240

yes

i met some nice people

>>380239

yeah it sucks dude, wanking makes me insomniac as well

at least ive been waking up early

>>380241

it gives me breathing problems and generally makes me feel depressed, i think it effects people different, some people can wank and feel fine but i'm not one of those people

ive yet to be able to find any oysters, what else is good for zinc though?

>>380243

>ive yet to be able to find any oysters, what else is good for zinc though?

other kinds of shellfish, beef, pumpkin seeds. look up sources of zinc

>>380243

>it gives me breathing problems

you suffer from Asthma lad?

>>380245

i dont know, maybe, find it difficult to breath through my nose most of the time, also get a "ticking" sound when my heart beats really fast and i can feel my pulse heavy in my neck

>>380244

i have some prawns and mince[which is probably out of date smh]

all i have is eggs, cheese, yogurt, milk

>>380243

What kind of church?

>>380246

it is sad that people can be influenced so easily for the worst

>>380248

Anglican

There is only Anglican or Methodist churches here, met the new Methodist minister briefly at jam night on wednesday which was nice

>>380247

> find it difficult to breath through my nose most of the time

could be nasal polyps - commonly caused by asthma

>>380249

Huh, guess you finally put your money where your mouth is

>>380249

>tfw she was one of the girls I thought I could get

not worth the risk with this shit though, even if she just believes all that shit because she needs something to occupy her in her lonely life.

>There is only Anglican or Methodist churches here, met the new Methodist minister briefly at jam night on wednesday which was nice

He's so cool, lads

>>380251

w-what do you mean lad? AMEN!

>>380250

yes that sounds likely, smh

will have to go to the doctors

>>380252

just marry her lad, we're all getting older not younger

>He's so cool, lads

who? me? yes, i know

thinking of having a second serving of only meat, lad

there is zinc in meat, right?

>>380254

yes

preserve your semen so you can reabsorb the lost zinc

>>380253

You were always pro-christian but didn't even go to church

>>380256

yeah but i wouldn't really say I was one though

even now I wouldn't, not until I am baptised and receive communion

>>380257

did the priest hit you up with a girlfriend yet?

>>380258

keek its just old people and families lad

Kind of hard to believe in the exact word of the Bible these days, even if you do approve of Christianity and lean toward belief in a God.

>>380262

He's larping and he knows it.

>>380261

can't stand it, muh dead kike on a stick and niglet souls

>>380263

being a chr*stcuck post-1960's is a LARP no matter what

>>380263

Nuh uh lad the only valid interpretation is a literal interpretation *copy pastes some random verse from a sketchy site*

>>380266

Austin 3:16

>>380260

certainly one of the families have a daughter of age

>>380261

yeah just can't make myself believe something like that

>>380260

what's going on at the end there? Is she retarded?

>>380261

maybe for you, but there are people that do believe it

and i hope to be one of them

there's unironically nothing wrong with making everyone christian

>>380268

She's gagging and in extreme discomfort I expect

>Is she retarded?

she stuck her tongue at a lizard with famously sharp teeth, yes

>>380268

no, lad.. smh

wish i had a prudish strict prod wife smh

>>380269

I don't think there really is though. Otherwise it wouldn't be so easy for so many of them to twist the text to suit themselves. There simply wouldn't be gay Vicars and shit, if even a quarter of all Christians took their religion at all seriously, and weren't just picking a choosing the parts they like.

>>380269

>there's unironically nothing wrong with making everyone christian

that would doom whatever faint hope the white race has because then everyone would be nigger-loving pacifist fags

a "nice" religion in an era of conflict where the main quandry is getting people to HATE for once in their life is the worst possible poison

>>380273

nothing wrong with being a good person

you should try it some time

>>380272

guess it depends on what church you go to though

the average church goer and priest doesnt pick and choose, if there is a gripe to be had its with the people at the top, which quite a lot of people lower in the hierarchy have a problem with

>>380274

yes.. strict…

>>380274

>Strict?

>that image

based and puritan pilled

>>380276

>dress doesnt come down to at least the lower shin

>based

>>380277

As long as it's for her husband only it's alright

>>380275

All the Church going people I've ever known are more there for the community element that any strict allegiance to the ins and outs of the faith.

If they do have true religious beliefs, they tend to amount to "I believe in God. I think he's a pretty swell guy", which could place them within any region, really. They just stick with superficial elements of the one they inherited from their parents.