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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: ffe9c1b9b5e5cef⋯.png (461.29 KB,640x480,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

66e058 No.380008 [View All]

‘I Feel the Embyronic Kicking of Feminism’ – Meghan Wants Feminist Royal Baby

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/09/embyronic-kicking-feminism-marks-wants-feminist-royal-baby/

Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, née Meghan Markle, used an International Women’s Day event that she and husband Harry, Duke of Sussex, hope their baby will be a feminist.

>“I’d seen this documentary on Netflix on feminism and one of the things they said during pregnancy was, ‘I feel the embryonic kicking of feminism’,” the American divorcee, 37, told her audience at the Queen’s Commonwealth Trust event, hosted by King’s College London.

>“I loved that — boy or girl, whatever it is, we hope that’s the case, our little bump,” added the former Suits actress.

>The Duchess — also known as the Countess of Dunbarton in Scotland, and Baroness Carrickfergus in Northern Ireland — was enthusiastically embraced by the left-liberal commentariat, many of whom regarded the entry of a mixed race woman to the Royal Family as a totemic symbol of social progress.

France: Yellow Vests March Against Macron for 17th Weekend Straight

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/09/france-yellow-vests-march-against-macron-17th-weekend-straight/

PARIS (AP) – Hundreds of protesters from France’s yellow vest movement marched Saturday for a 17th straight weekend in Paris and other cities to maintain pressure on the government to reverse policies they see as favouring the rich.

>Women, some carrying pink balloons, led the calm and orderly Paris march, advocating for equal rights and equal pay a day after International Women’s Day.

>A water cannon contained several hundred protesters who remained on the Champs-Elysees and wanted to leave the security perimeter.

>The march, which began at the Arc de Triomphe, at the top of the famed avenue, looped through both sides of the Seine River before ending at the top of Luxembourg Gardens on the Left Bank.

Brexit: We will not back deal which breaks up UK - Leadsom

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47506139

The government will not sign up to a Brexit agreement that breaks up the UK, Commons Leader Andrea Leadsom has said.

>EU chief negotiator Michel Barnier said on Friday that the UK would be free to leave a proposed single customs territory with the EU - provided Northern Ireland remained within it.

>The DUP - the party Theresa May relies on for a majority in Parliament - has rejected the proposal.

>The plan is designed to avoid physical checks on the Irish border.

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7a09f5 No.380692

>>380690

I actually enjoy keto now. I get to eat loads of things I already like - meat, cheese, cream, butter, and cool veg which I like already - so doing a keto diet doesn't really phase me at all, I don't feel like I'm missing out that much

I also go off it from time to time to have other things I like, such as pasta, bread and cake, but not for too long

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6a7618 No.380693

File: f18877cf0b85d0d⋯.png (44.14 KB,500x338,250:169,disgust.png)

>talking about feet

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0a3fa8 No.380694

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>>380693

>no clown gf

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86f665 No.380695

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0a3fa8 No.380696

File: 7cce094e84c1c74⋯.jpg (23.75 KB,353x603,353:603,7cce094e84c1c74f5fe60b9591….jpg)

>>380695

it's so fucking funny

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86f665 No.380697

>>380696

>seductive honking

really nice

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26ebc6 No.380698

>there will never be a pill to replace eating

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86f665 No.380699

>>380698

sounds like something that might become a thing, or at least calories compacted into as maller size. Maybe not as small as a pill though

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26ebc6 No.380700

>>380699

i wish smh

but idk whether the body could digest something that dense

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5abbad No.380701

>>380698

>wanting to replace eating

lmao fag

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26ebc6 No.380702

>>380701

i bet you eat pussy, you faggot

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01a557 No.380703

File: 19fe17920543c7e⋯.jpg (20.41 KB,500x375,4:3,19fe17920543c7e81e06004be7….jpg)

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5abbad No.380704

>>380702

You want to eat pussy though

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26ebc6 No.380705

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0a3fa8 No.380706

>>380704

>>380705

nothing wrong with it

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098214 No.380707

>>380698

just drink soylent

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098214 No.380708

>spic doesn't have a completely shit opinion for once

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0a3fa8 No.380709

>>380708

I'm right about literally everything

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86f665 No.380710

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Oh god that sketchy drawing supposed to represent her looks like shit. She actually looks pretty good tbh

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86f665 No.380711

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB,418x408,209:204,2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>all these pussylickers

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26ebc6 No.380712

>>380711

i side with you

i'd do it, but i would feel bad afterwards because its wrong

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7a09f5 No.380713

File: e26f54ab7a384b8⋯.png (19.94 KB,640x529,640:529,e26f54ab7a384b8ac9d0dbe9e2….png)

>>380711

gett'em lad!

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098214 No.380714

>>380711

lets be honest, most of them actually haven't

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26ebc6 No.380715

>>380714

and you have, of course

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098214 No.380716

>>380715

taig pussy

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86f665 No.380717

>>380714

yeah, they aren't betas like you smh

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86f665 No.380718

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB,418x408,209:204,2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>380713

I don't want to go get the newspapers

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0a3fa8 No.380719

File: 92c900b65bb714d⋯.png (87.51 KB,250x244,125:122,92c900b65bb714de8bff3e3a41….png)

>>380714

I did once for a bit, wasn't bad at all. tasted pretty good, not in a food way; just a woman's body, you know?

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86f665 No.380720

AHHHH GET THEM AWAY FROM ME

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26ebc6 No.380721

>>380716

what does it taste like?

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5abbad No.380722

>>380705

I have

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098214 No.380723

>>380721

That would be kissing and telling : ^ )

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7a09f5 No.380724

File: b72416e6c9689af⋯.jpg (66.82 KB,1199x620,1199:620,b72416e6c9689affd5ea5ce938….jpg)

>>380718

poor lad, smh

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86f665 No.380725

well time to go for the day's final poo and then drive. Later, lads

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26ebc6 No.380726

>>380722

my opinion of you is significantly lowered

>>380723

i dont really want to know what it tastes like tbh

probably potatoes

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26ebc6 No.380727

>>380725

>the day's final poo

you shit more than once?

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098214 No.380728

>>380726

whiskey and colcannon

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7a09f5 No.380729

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here are some videos of ear wax removal

>enjoy

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0a3fa8 No.380730

>>380721

don't really remember but I think it was like potpourri

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998088 No.380731

File: e3c4d4a0b09d59d⋯.png (73.79 KB,568x544,71:68,tfw no chips.png)

>just been to the old lad's memorial at the pub

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7a09f5 No.380732

>>380731

hope you're doing okay lad

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098214 No.380733

File: 1ab894c7d8c3e56⋯.jpg (156.86 KB,1024x767,1024:767,548645312.jpg)

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2774e4 No.380734

File: 615a09ae2c51f44⋯.png (94.13 KB,360x252,10:7,ClipboardImage.png)

>When Blake cucks you again

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7a09f5 No.380735

File: e7a62312b891b50⋯.jpg (62.39 KB,768x574,384:287,Blake-7-main-pic-de89961.jpg)

>>380734

kek

only Blake Gang will get this reference

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2774e4 No.380736

>>380735

Based big lads in man dresses.

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7a09f5 No.380737

File: 1fccdb21422df6c⋯.jpg (44.29 KB,635x480,127:96,BlakesGan.jpg)

>>380736

he's just comfortable enough with his masculinity that he can wear dresses in public

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2774e4 No.380738

>>380737

Biggest lad in the crew. He knows they aren't going to say shit.

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7a09f5 No.380739

File: 19d10929e6e2add⋯.jpg (53.07 KB,720x540,4:3,Blakesfates.jpg)

>>380738

*forces you to fight to the death because reasons*

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c8dd92 No.380742

File: 53b1e228a43efa1⋯.png (1.55 MB,1080x1335,72:89,1.png)

File: 1246fb02200bbf3⋯.png (1.89 MB,1080x1266,180:211,2.png)

File: b59fdb8e6689886⋯.png (914.22 KB,1080x1324,270:331,3.png)

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b3a3a0 No.380743

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