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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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90bef6 (1) No.379254 [View All][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Macron Attacks Brexit, Calls for ‘European Federalism’ in Pre-Election War Cry

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/05/macron-attacks-brexit-calls-european-federalism-pre-election-war-cry/

Globalist French President Emmanuel Macron has made a direct address to the over 500 million people who live in the European Union, calling on them to support his vision of a more centralised and powerful “project” European Union which, he believes, could even entice the United Kingdom into cancelling Brexit.

>The plea to voters to back an enhanced European Union which would take more control over its member nation states comes just months before the continental power bloc holds elections to select Members of the European Parliament for the next five-year term.

>While the European Parliament itself is largely impotent, with the real power to propose and direct legislation given to the unelected European Commission, the vote is being seen as one that will inform the tone and direction of the European Union for the coming years. Given several recent polls and projections that suggest populist parties are likely to surge in the vote, loyal Europhiles including President Macron have made campaigning in the vote a personal interest.

>An English language translation of the letter provided by the President’s Elysee Palace office reveals Macron’s preoccupation with Brexit, which he called a symbol of “the crisis of Europe, which has failed to respond to its peoples’ needs for protection from the major shocks of the modern world… the anger mongers, backed by fake news, promise anything and everything.”

also there was bomb

UK Police Investigate ‘Improvised Explosives’ Found at London Heathrow and City Airports, Waterloo Station

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/05/uk-police-investigate-improvised-explosives-found-at-london-airports/

A series of mailed improvised explosive devices have been found at a series of key transport infrastructure sites across London, with transport workers placed on high alert for more.

>Londons Metropolitan Police, who as well as taking responsibility for London policing also lead the UK’s counter-terrorism police force, said they launched an investigation Tuesday after three suspicious packages were discovered. The force said they were treating the packages as linked.

>In an internal message seen by Breitbart London Tuesday, transport workers were warned “padded envelopes… unusual items” had been delivered to several transport operators through the regular Royal Mail post and that one had detonated. Staff, and particularly ones in “major operational buildings” were warned to evacuate in the case of suspicious packages being found.

>Police said one package that had been opened by staff in Hounslow had ignited and burnt the packaging. There have been no injuries.

Elite UK school fees paid via tax haven firms, leak reveals

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2019/mar/05/elite-uk-school-fees-paid-via-tax-haven-firms-leak-reveals

Charterhouse one of 50 private education providers to have received funds via Baltic bank

>An elite boarding school is one of 50 British education providers to have received fees via tax haven companies that were customers of a now defunct Lithuanian bank, according to data from one of the largest ever banking leaks.

>The disclosures come after ministers specifically warned private schools to undertake better due diligence over the sources of fee payments.

>Charterhouse, in Surrey, describes itself as “one of the great historic schools of England”, espousing “sound Christian values”. Established in 1611 on the site of a monastery, it has educated some of the giants of public life, including the poet Robert Graves, the broadcaster Jonathan Dimbleby, and 200 years before him, the evangelical preacher John Wesley. The foreign secretary, Jeremy Hunt, is a former head boy.

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6f8f1a (13) No.379959

>>379958

post em lid

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0c951c (8) No.379960

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>>379955

*heals you with spring water*

that'll be £49.99

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17cedd (5) No.379961>>379962

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6f8f1a (13) No.379962>>379964 >>379966

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>>379961

>just as I am going to visit my brother with the family

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6f8f1a (13) No.379963>>379970 >>379973

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>blocking the toilet door so I can't go

smh

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0dcae8 (2) No.379964>>379965

>>379962

going to miss you bro

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6f8f1a (13) No.379965

>>379964

>that thicc pepe shadow

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17cedd (5) No.379966>>379967

>>379962

what? why didn't you mention this earlier?!

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6f8f1a (13) No.379967>>379969

>>379966

just teasing, cutie

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6f8f1a (13) No.379968

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17cedd (5) No.379969

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>>379967

oh you!

such a tease…

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6f8f1a (13) No.379970>>379973

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>>379963

>she laid down

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742228 (1) No.379971

>>379941

that is horrific tbh

>>379942

never understood the appeal of hyper tbh, loses the point when its unrealistically big

like why not make them the size of a football stadium if size is what you like? why not a planet so you cant even see her head anymore? its so dumb

>>379944

beat me to it

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17cedd (5) No.379972

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17cedd (5) No.379973>>379974 >>379975

>>379963

>>379970

your house is unexpectedly clean and tidy

mine is a total dump compared to that

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1ca14e (5) No.379974

>>379973

That's what mummies are for

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6f8f1a (13) No.379975

>>379973

There is a reason I left out the floor on my room, I am only responsible for my own room

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1ca14e (5) No.379976>>379977

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>that visually appealing photo of the lass you knew from school that you took from her facebook page but who is now dead and had in fact been dead for several years

This is a bit more of a cringe than I'm used to

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6f8f1a (13) No.379977>>379979

>>379976

smh what happened

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1ca14e (5) No.379978

>also tfw it's so much lower resolution than I am now accustomed to

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1ca14e (5) No.379979>>379981 >>379982

>>379977

Diabetes. Fell into a coma in her sleep. Shame really, she was alright for a lass.

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3519a1 (2) No.379980

h

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6f8f1a (13) No.379981>>379984

>>379979

oh god that's scary. I guess maybe there were some warning signs though

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0dcae8 (2) No.379982>>379984

>>379979

not a bad way to go though

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0c951c (8) No.379983

[pop]YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

any of you lads like Georges Méliès/Segundo de Chomón films?

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1ca14e (5) No.379984

>>379981

Dunno, I guess there's not much you can do if you're asleep when your glucose levels try to kill you.

>>379982

I expect it's an alright way as far as deaths go, just a bit of a bugger for it to happen in your early 20s.

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f98cc6 (8) No.379985>>379986

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wish i lived in the snk world lads

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6f8f1a (13) No.379986>>379988

>>379985

>wants to get gayed

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f98cc6 (8) No.379987

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top comfy

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f98cc6 (8) No.379988>>379989

>>379986

want to fly around on those jetpack spiderman things they wear tbh

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6f8f1a (13) No.379989

>>379988

looks very dangerous, lad, at least their world allows for it to be possible I guess

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3a85ca (3) No.379990>>379992

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>this still exists

Nice to know

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6f8f1a (13) No.379991>>379993

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Do women really sit like this?

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0c951c (8) No.379992

File (hide): 4cf482988e10a6f⋯.mp4 (877.16 KB,704x528,4:3,never_ever.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

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3519a1 (2) No.379993

>>379991

me as the chair

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0c951c (8) No.379994>>380005

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>when you used to wank to the female character selection screens

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3a85ca (3) No.379995

It'll suck for those lads if THQ suddenly decide to port all the games to PC, which could well happen.

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0c951c (8) No.379996>>380001

>nobody posting because they want to claim the quads

smh lads

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fe5096 (2) No.379997

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im not greedy, i have no use for them

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fe5096 (2) No.379998

NEXT POSTER WILL BE CUCKED

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0c951c (8) No.379999>>380004

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0c951c (8) No.380000

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and again

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3a85ca (3) No.380001

>>379996

I was whittling.

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f98cc6 (8) No.380002

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f98cc6 (8) No.380003

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how many ponies will she be able to afford with this do you reckon?

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f98cc6 (8) No.380004

>>379999

army dreameeers~

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f98cc6 (8) No.380005>>380007

>>379994

is that timesplitters lol

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5f1583 (1) No.380006

need a new thread

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0c951c (8) No.380007

>>380005

ye m8 Doogle posted a video of the latest update on TS: Rewind and it brought back some memories of my childhood

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f98cc6 (8) No.380009

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