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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 3bc6a96f820e753⋯.png (182.49 KB,834x642,139:107,ClipboardImage.png)

90bef6 No.379254 [View All]

Macron Attacks Brexit, Calls for ‘European Federalism’ in Pre-Election War Cry

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/05/macron-attacks-brexit-calls-european-federalism-pre-election-war-cry/

Globalist French President Emmanuel Macron has made a direct address to the over 500 million people who live in the European Union, calling on them to support his vision of a more centralised and powerful “project” European Union which, he believes, could even entice the United Kingdom into cancelling Brexit.

>The plea to voters to back an enhanced European Union which would take more control over its member nation states comes just months before the continental power bloc holds elections to select Members of the European Parliament for the next five-year term.

>While the European Parliament itself is largely impotent, with the real power to propose and direct legislation given to the unelected European Commission, the vote is being seen as one that will inform the tone and direction of the European Union for the coming years. Given several recent polls and projections that suggest populist parties are likely to surge in the vote, loyal Europhiles including President Macron have made campaigning in the vote a personal interest.

>An English language translation of the letter provided by the President’s Elysee Palace office reveals Macron’s preoccupation with Brexit, which he called a symbol of “the crisis of Europe, which has failed to respond to its peoples’ needs for protection from the major shocks of the modern world… the anger mongers, backed by fake news, promise anything and everything.”

also there was bomb

UK Police Investigate ‘Improvised Explosives’ Found at London Heathrow and City Airports, Waterloo Station

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/05/uk-police-investigate-improvised-explosives-found-at-london-airports/

A series of mailed improvised explosive devices have been found at a series of key transport infrastructure sites across London, with transport workers placed on high alert for more.

>Londons Metropolitan Police, who as well as taking responsibility for London policing also lead the UK’s counter-terrorism police force, said they launched an investigation Tuesday after three suspicious packages were discovered. The force said they were treating the packages as linked.

>In an internal message seen by Breitbart London Tuesday, transport workers were warned “padded envelopes… unusual items” had been delivered to several transport operators through the regular Royal Mail post and that one had detonated. Staff, and particularly ones in “major operational buildings” were warned to evacuate in the case of suspicious packages being found.

>Police said one package that had been opened by staff in Hounslow had ignited and burnt the packaging. There have been no injuries.

Elite UK school fees paid via tax haven firms, leak reveals

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2019/mar/05/elite-uk-school-fees-paid-via-tax-haven-firms-leak-reveals

Charterhouse one of 50 private education providers to have received funds via Baltic bank

>An elite boarding school is one of 50 British education providers to have received fees via tax haven companies that were customers of a now defunct Lithuanian bank, according to data from one of the largest ever banking leaks.

>The disclosures come after ministers specifically warned private schools to undertake better due diligence over the sources of fee payments.

>Charterhouse, in Surrey, describes itself as “one of the great historic schools of England”, espousing “sound Christian values”. Established in 1611 on the site of a monastery, it has educated some of the giants of public life, including the poet Robert Graves, the broadcaster Jonathan Dimbleby, and 200 years before him, the evangelical preacher John Wesley. The foreign secretary, Jeremy Hunt, is a former head boy.

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6f8f1a No.379959

>>379958

post em lid

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0c951c No.379960

File: b6d446a2c4199b0⋯.png (1.13 MB,1000x750,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>>379955

*heals you with spring water*

that'll be £49.99

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17cedd No.379961

File: bf8752de9e0bd83⋯.png (211 KB,268x402,2:3,masterandcommander.png)

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6f8f1a No.379962

File: f985fe0498f3604⋯.jpg (19.25 KB,680x530,68:53,1549359985698.jpg)

>>379961

>just as I am going to visit my brother with the family

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6f8f1a No.379963

File: 31a3acf9fa03a95⋯.png (11.25 MB,3024x4032,3:4,ClipboardImage.png)

>blocking the toilet door so I can't go

smh

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0dcae8 No.379964

File: 612f36b00988ffa⋯.jpg (436.67 KB,1080x1072,135:134,Screenshot_20190309-014640….jpg)

>>379962

going to miss you bro

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6f8f1a No.379965

>>379964

>that thicc pepe shadow

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17cedd No.379966

File: a95c2e3263d782e⋯.jpg (31.5 KB,750x546,125:91,a95c2e3263d782e20453c1987d….jpg)

>>379962

what? why didn't you mention this earlier?!

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6f8f1a No.379967

>>379966

just teasing, cutie

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6f8f1a No.379968

File: 533707cb1353809⋯.png (253.76 KB,702x336,117:56,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 39e52e15c6dfa75⋯.png (2.08 MB,1300x965,260:193,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 38ef229f5eee7ae⋯.png (489.18 KB,465x700,93:140,ClipboardImage.png)

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17cedd No.379969

File: 62dd5f54b4c4b63⋯.jpg (31.39 KB,583x468,583:468,DvDFgflXcAAvTKS.jpg)

>>379967

oh you!

such a tease…

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6f8f1a No.379970

File: db1d64bf7f28c31⋯.png (9.26 MB,4032x3024,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>>379963

>she laid down

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742228 No.379971

>>379941

that is horrific tbh

>>379942

never understood the appeal of hyper tbh, loses the point when its unrealistically big

like why not make them the size of a football stadium if size is what you like? why not a planet so you cant even see her head anymore? its so dumb

>>379944

beat me to it

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17cedd No.379972

File: 3d991a7c18e4150⋯.jpg (13.36 KB,477x268,477:268,masterandcommander2.jpg)

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17cedd No.379973

File: 27645c8e4cb55f1⋯.png (9.77 KB,255x249,85:83,22cede867f741415bd6e9d37ea….png)

>>379963

>>379970

your house is unexpectedly clean and tidy

mine is a total dump compared to that

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1ca14e No.379974

>>379973

That's what mummies are for

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6f8f1a No.379975

>>379973

There is a reason I left out the floor on my room, I am only responsible for my own room

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1ca14e No.379976

File: 2d4f24d6b0bc3eb⋯.png (501.45 KB,900x400,9:4,ClipboardImage.png)

>that visually appealing photo of the lass you knew from school that you took from her facebook page but who is now dead and had in fact been dead for several years

This is a bit more of a cringe than I'm used to

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6f8f1a No.379977

>>379976

smh what happened

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1ca14e No.379978

>also tfw it's so much lower resolution than I am now accustomed to

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1ca14e No.379979

>>379977

Diabetes. Fell into a coma in her sleep. Shame really, she was alright for a lass.

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3519a1 No.379980

h

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6f8f1a No.379981

>>379979

oh god that's scary. I guess maybe there were some warning signs though

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0dcae8 No.379982

>>379979

not a bad way to go though

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0c951c No.379983

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

any of you lads like Georges Méliès/Segundo de Chomón films?

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1ca14e No.379984

>>379981

Dunno, I guess there's not much you can do if you're asleep when your glucose levels try to kill you.

>>379982

I expect it's an alright way as far as deaths go, just a bit of a bugger for it to happen in your early 20s.

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f98cc6 No.379985

File: 77784197d724aa1⋯.gif (681.75 KB,500x281,500:281,lols.gif)

wish i lived in the snk world lads

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6f8f1a No.379986

>>379985

>wants to get gayed

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f98cc6 No.379987

File: be4e77bef4b4407⋯.png (3.29 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

top comfy

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f98cc6 No.379988

>>379986

want to fly around on those jetpack spiderman things they wear tbh

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6f8f1a No.379989

>>379988

looks very dangerous, lad, at least their world allows for it to be possible I guess

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3a85ca No.379990

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>this still exists

Nice to know

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6f8f1a No.379991

File: 3559ddec50a2dd8⋯.png (Spoiler Image,2.15 MB,1600x1327,1600:1327,ClipboardImage.png)

Do women really sit like this?

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0c951c No.379992

File: 4cf482988e10a6f⋯.mp4 (877.16 KB,704x528,4:3,never_ever.mp4)

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3519a1 No.379993

>>379991

me as the chair

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0c951c No.379994

File: 52ebb1f6caae12f⋯.png (159.8 KB,400x267,400:267,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 92657a75cb579be⋯.png (318.95 KB,550x366,275:183,ClipboardImage.png)

>when you used to wank to the female character selection screens

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3a85ca No.379995

It'll suck for those lads if THQ suddenly decide to port all the games to PC, which could well happen.

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0c951c No.379996

>nobody posting because they want to claim the quads

smh lads

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fe5096 No.379997

File: a904027c8fa010b⋯.jpg (58.76 KB,395x600,79:120,Queen Jew 39.jpg)

im not greedy, i have no use for them

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fe5096 No.379998

NEXT POSTER WILL BE CUCKED

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0c951c No.379999

File: f5e2d91e7a4bc93⋯.png (515.98 KB,640x640,1:1,Smug Kate.png)

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0c951c No.380000

File: 74b21510cf31c0f⋯.gif (631.15 KB,512x481,512:481,spurding.gif)

and again

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3a85ca No.380001

>>379996

I was whittling.

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f98cc6 No.380002

File: 1c8ae97a3d11bc4⋯.png (456.06 KB,640x819,640:819,ClipboardImage.png)

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f98cc6 No.380003

File: f7184e2a2c358e0⋯.png (620.6 KB,720x1003,720:1003,ClipboardImage.png)

how many ponies will she be able to afford with this do you reckon?

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f98cc6 No.380004

>>379999

army dreameeers~

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f98cc6 No.380005

>>379994

is that timesplitters lol

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5f1583 No.380006

need a new thread

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0c951c No.380007

>>380005

ye m8 Doogle posted a video of the latest update on TS: Rewind and it brought back some memories of my childhood

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f98cc6 No.380009

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