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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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51f717 No.332015 [View All]

Macron Considers State of Emergency After France Experiences Worst Civil Unrest Since 1968

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/02/macron-considers-state-emergency-france-worst-civil-unrest-1968/

French President Emmanuel Macron is considering imposing a state of emergency in France after violent protests in Paris saw the Arc de Triomphe vandalised and hundreds of arrests.

>President Macron was met with jeers and calls for his resignation by bystanders as he toured the damage along the Champs-Élysée on Sunday morning after his return from G20 in Buenos Aires.

>Macron visited the Arc de Triomphe which was vandalised with graffiti that read “Macron resign” and “Yellow Vests will triumph” after the capital experienced its third straight weekend of civil unrest over rising taxes linked to the progressive president’s climate change programme.

Brexit: Gove warns of referendum if MPs don't back PM's deal

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46416591

If MPs don't back Theresa May's Brexit deal there could be another EU referendum, Michael Gove has said.

>The leading cabinet Brexiteer said Mrs May's deal was not perfect - but if MPs did not vote it through on 11 December there was a risk of "no Brexit at all".

>He told the BBC's Andrew Marr show there may now be a Commons majority for another referendum.

>Labour has said it will attempt to topple Mrs May and force a general election if MPs reject her deal.

UK crimewave: 'Ignore low level crime and crooks will think they can GET AWAY with it'

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1053305/uk-london-police-knife-crime-violence-assault-law-enforcement

A FORMER US police commissioner has warned Britain’s police forces to stop dismissing ‘lower level’ criminality as not worth their time – because it makes the crooks feel they are untouchable.

>Legendary US cop William Joseph Bratton – who successfully cleaned up the streets of New York and Boston - has urged UK officers to target low-level disorder and smaller crimes, or else criminals will believe they can “get away” with more serious offences.

>He said: "It's also important to focus on low-level disorder as well as serious crime.

>"It's tempting to assume petty offences aren't worthy of stretched police resources.

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7b9c1d No.332643

ive been told im funny

i just want a lass to joke with

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be17bc No.332644

>>332634

Well, there are probably SOME black people I'd rather spend time around than SOME white people. Making your deciding factor one of religion is pretty dumb though, considering how many "Christian" brown thugs there are in the world.

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648349 No.332645

>>332620

No it was made by Mersey aka crownposter

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5a78ff No.332646

>>332622

>weigh approx 60kg

how does everyone on here weigh less than me when i literally have auschwitz body

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7b9c1d No.332647

>>332645

all scoucers are the same filth to me, tbh

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5a78ff No.332648

File: a50c69752b2a2b3⋯.gif (951.91 KB,500x500,1:1,1543057128395.gif)

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fa804a No.332649

File: 4059f301b791efa⋯.jpg (88.07 KB,1257x944,1257:944,1543855899050.jpg)

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7b9c1d No.332650

>>332646

theyre lying about their height

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2a1e36 No.332651

>>332646

we still weight the same afaik, maybe im like 2kg heavier but i am also much taller

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53cd8d No.332652

>>332637

>your upperbody was lagging a bit

yeah

>Nice squat and dead though lad

deads were my favorite. it was actually more exhausting to load and unload the bar than do the deads. like I'd take a breather after loading the bar

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53cd8d No.332653

I really need to start lifting again, need mooscles and you feel so much healthier, uplifted and hightest after a good gym sesh. once you get into the habit it's no problem, it's just starting that's the trick

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7b9c1d No.332654

>>332653

why dont you start? youve been saying things like this for weeks

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5a78ff No.332655

>>332651

that's horrible i look too skinny at 5'8'' you are calcium king

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5a78ff No.332656

perhaps i am far more powreful than i thought

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fa804a No.332657

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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648349 No.332658

>>332653

lift something now

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7b9c1d No.332659

been hovering under 10stone for about 3-4 days now

think i'll get over it in at least a week, probably havent gone over it yet because of lack of food

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53cd8d No.332660

>>332654

ik. my official plan is to continue keto until I'm 11 stone or so and then go on bulk diet and lift. probably be next week considering the amount left I have to lose and the rate at which I've been losing

>>332655

>calcium king

kek

>>332658

I'll lift mummy's baby dumbbells even though I'm really hungry

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b0d2b9 No.332661

>>332646

I always have been a skelly and I haven't exercised properly in 2 years so I mostly just ate 1-2 meals a day in the means.

I'm basically daftiepill when I'm out of the gym. you're also an inch taller than me

>>332652

>loading the bar

yeah I always got jealous when I watched the pros loading and unloading the bar with ease

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5a78ff No.332662

File: 39aee5d8dd70c24⋯.png (667.23 KB,886x498,443:249,ClipboardImage.png)

>>332661

you must be top skelly because muscle weighs more than fat too

praise throne of bone m'lord

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7b9c1d No.332663

*uses my inferior height to gain superior gains*

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fa804a No.332664

>>332662

>Skeleton King

Too soon

F

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b0d2b9 No.332665

>>332662

you can't see my rips or anything. I'm actually not notably skinny cus of the muscle. Just low bf %

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5a78ff No.332666

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7b9c1d No.332667

today is the last day of this I MEAN IT

NO MORE CARBS

NO MORE NEWBRIT

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080333 No.332668

File: 498e4b8c59a0abc⋯.jpg (8.91 KB,480x360,4:3,hqdefault.jpg)

>>332667

see ya in mornin pal

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5a78ff No.332669

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

My role model, he's so likeable. My favourite actor.

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b5cbd6 No.332670

Finished my weights and about to tuck into my post-workout beer, may as well give my stats:

Weight: 71kg

OH press: 45kg

Bench press: 45kg

Dumbbell Rows: 27kg

Bicep curls: 25kg (formerly 30kg)

>>332638

Well why have you got to pique my curiosity then smh

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72ee9f No.332671

File: c587cfaa65f6ec4⋯.jpg (75.42 KB,1163x1165,1163:1165,447.jpg)

In the turmoil I sat, as the power was out, I developed an abstruse and keen philosophy of nihilism. A nihilism that would brink to bear the world's suffering and pointlessness that could break a man, given just a whiff. A philosophy that would drive Neechee insane, but I persist in my intellectual contrivances taking heed of no man or Gawd, for I was above both.

In my brilliance I saw a radiant light as it all came together, every nook and cranny of the world's weave came clear, thy Olympian hath procured a cleaver creation; I am among the Gawds… My IQ has increased by 20 POINTS! You may call me… 109 man, for my IQ has risen to such.

So as I sat in the afterglow I realized the power came back on. Hi, lads. Just suffered through a power outage.

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1129a4 No.332672

>>332670

to show that he was alive smh

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2262cc No.332673

>>332591

you have 89 IQ?

might be half yank smh

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7b9c1d No.332674

File: a3254f79fea052f⋯.png (624.67 KB,584x472,73:59,f.png)

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2a1e36 No.332675

>>332655

i dont get it though because i do actually have a bit of muscle too

im sort of a bit fatter than bruce lee mode i guess

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5a78ff No.332676

>>332670

the yellower your flag becomes the stronger you get

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b5cbd6 No.332677

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b0d2b9 No.332678

>>332670

you don't workout your lower body lad?

also nice OHP but surely if you're strong enough to OHP 45kg then you ought to be able to bench more?

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188b57 No.332679

File: 4db7f94fd4dd68d⋯.jpg (88.04 KB,1080x1350,4:5,civic lass 12.jpg)

>>332640

Good lad

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be17bc No.332680

whomst?

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b0d2b9 No.332681

>>332679

ooof nice civic lass

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7b9c1d No.332682

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB,358x465,358:465,wink.png)

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72ee9f No.332683

File: 00fb6686a86709d⋯.jpg (83.81 KB,1000x1000,1:1,Jewess 474.jpg)

none yall niggas preciate my labrate shitpost?

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7b9c1d No.332684

No

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72ee9f No.332685

File: 703be5184225a7f⋯.jpg (38.69 KB,652x489,4:3,Jewess 584.jpg)

>>332684

ok, i was just waiting for my tea to steep anyways

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fa804a No.332686

File: a0ae7d81da4f4ae⋯.jpg (65.26 KB,451x604,451:604,1542442195274.jpg)

>Achievement unlocked: Complete the game!

>2.3% of players have this achievement

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be17bc No.332687

>>332686

Big lips cat

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188b57 No.332688

>>332686

Playing Spacechem, lad?

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b5cbd6 No.332689

>>332678

>Lower body

Not at the moment, my lower body is larger than my upper body so I'm focusing on upper body to balance things out. I do alot of running and a BIG hike this summer so I'm not too worried

>surely if you're strong enough to OHP 45kg then you ought to be able to bench more?

Probably, but at the moment I'm just using the same weight for both lifts, 45kg seems to be my limit at the moment but that could just be because it's the last one I did

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5a78ff No.332692

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fa804a No.332693

>>332688

No lad, I'm one of those sad cunts that plays nothing but DotA 2

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92361d No.332704

>>332634

I got banned so many times that day…

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