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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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805ab5 No.257756 [View All]

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f094e0 No.258402

File: 5e7cef75c9195b5⋯.png (573.51 KB,1045x1187,1045:1187,KhazarQueen.png)

>>258393

Pagan inclined are LARPers tbh

Most of the time

>>258394

>trying to pretend the pagan movement isn't infested with homos

>>258396

Greece has always been based lad, swarthy lasses aplenty

>>258397

>e celeb drama

No sort of

MB and ChristBol Gang are putting dafties and tradthots in their place and the pagans, yanks and euros are getting uppity

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bf6ae5 No.258403

File: 912934c694542f0⋯.jpg (71.41 KB,500x746,250:373,713c3f12ac87e44a4819a9d88f….jpg)

File: a4cd6f8047a1797⋯.jpg (44.86 KB,1415x98,1415:98,welsh.JPG)

>>258399

shes more welsh than me

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162a88 No.258404

>>258401

Implying masterbrew tweeting you is a thing to be proud of, so Herts really won here

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f094e0 No.258405

>>258401

Yeah lad I know

They're everwhere

But you're missing the point, we have common goals and I like rustling jimmies

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892828 No.258407

>>258403

oddly civic of you

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bf6ae5 No.258408

File: ff45590c9c42682⋯.jpg (57.7 KB,328x500,82:125,Cool_as_Ice_poster.jpg)

>>258401

Smh I prefer the nazbols.

>>258402

>most of the time

you walk a thin line, young one

>sort of

I see. Smh I just can't get into twitter. Shame too because all my favourite internet personalities are on there

>>258407

I'll go great lengths to be right in an argument tbh. Although it would be nice to claim her she's a semi famous singer so that's a point to Britain culturally speaking. What passes for culture these days anyway

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4499c7 No.258409

>>258402

>Survive the Jive

>Actually doing research and investigation into paganism and perennialism

>encourages viewers to investigate for themselves and to be informed before practicing

>ChristBol

>some twitter # for people who still like Hitchens and have a thing for non-whites

hmmmmmmmm

StJ and his fellows are not like regular pagans who have raves and orgies at Stonehenge

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bf6ae5 No.258410

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>>258409

>regular pagans

regular neo* pagans m'lass. let's be honest these people have no clue and are basically (norse) wiccans ect

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bf6ae5 No.258411

fucking love this song

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4499c7 No.258412

>>258410

tbh there's too many random groups of wiccas and whatever nonsense that they're all "pagans" to me.

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bf6ae5 No.258413

I NEEEEEEEEED YOU BABYY

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bf6ae5 No.258414

>>258412

It's any easy mistake to make but if you give those oddballs rights to the name pagan then it means people like StJ are somehow affiliated, wjich is in no way correct

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8d35ac No.258415

>>258414

This, it' probably the most infuriating thing about it all

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162a88 No.258416

what dipshit invented daylight saving time

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bf6ae5 No.258417

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>>258416

I believe it was some Austrian king or economist or something. May they forever burn in heck for their sins

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bf6ae5 No.258418

frankly I'd like to have a word w/ whoever is responsible for modernity's circadian rhythm in general

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162a88 No.258419

File: ad1a8c40f1bfec1⋯.jpg (30.37 KB,369x292,369:292,1521874177771.jpg)

>>258418

oh brother, I could sing about that

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bf6ae5 No.258420

File: f38864b75c5182d⋯.jpg (48.25 KB,670x446,335:223,snuff_037.jpg)

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bf6ae5 No.258421

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>when the noise kicks in @ 2:28

kworrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr turn the volume up boys

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1a646e No.258422

File: a3f7ff080529512⋯.png (363.79 KB,600x450,4:3,Farage looking sceptical.png)

>Charlene Jeffs claimed in a custody dispute that the group currently enforces a doctrine allowing sex with women only by men of the group appointed as "seed bearers", defined as "elect" men of a "worthy blood line chosen by the Priesthood to impregnate" women.[97] Under this doctrine, men no longer are allowed to have children with their wives. Charlene Jeffs wrote in her custody petition: "It is the husband's responsibility to hold the hands of their wives while the seed bearer 'spreads his seed'. In layman terms, the husband is required to sit in the room while the chosen seed bearer, or a couple of them, rape his wife or wives."[98]

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bf6ae5 No.258423

>>258422

this some dodgy cult or is it just new NPI policy? tbh if you can be convinced that you aren't fit to breed and are happy to watch your wife get inseminated then it's probably fair that your generic legacy ends there

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bf6ae5 No.258424

survival of the fittest brotherrrrrrrrrrr

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892828 No.258425

File: 4ed5d26602ce5ca⋯.jpg (90.25 KB,700x894,350:447,4ed5d26602ce5ca4eeb15ef261….jpg)

>>258424

that's why you shag Goblines tbh

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bf6ae5 No.258426

>>258425

you can't tell me what to and what not to shag >:p

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892828 No.258427

>>258426

>survival of the fittest

>doesn't want the fittest

wew

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b785ee No.258428

File: 1a7dee2cacd3231⋯.png (2.84 MB,1490x990,149:99,ClipboardImage.png)

>your average Goblin

>fit

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bf6ae5 No.258429

>>258427

you still haven't posted a goblin above 7/10 in your time posting them. wouldn't exactly call that fittest considering some of the shiksa trollops I've posted

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892828 No.258430

>>258429

>wouldn't exactly call that fittest considering some of the shiksa trollops I've posted

smh

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1a646e No.258431

>>258423

The Mormon sect that practices polygamy

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1a646e No.258432

>>258428

I always find myself wondering how women who look like this are in bed.

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202c11 No.258433

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bf6ae5 No.258434

>>258431

Top kek sounds about right. Gosh they must get to be pretty inbred after a time

>>258432

filthy probably. these ones anyway, you can see it in their eyes. they are jews though.

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bf6ae5 No.258435

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1a646e No.258436

File: 1b50d7d362e7de6⋯.jpg (796.16 KB,2120x3180,2:3,Gareth Pugh 3.jpg)

>>258435

*walks towards you*

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4499c7 No.258437

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bf6ae5 No.258438

File: 3ea039ba143437e⋯.jpg (80.92 KB,634x442,317:221,article-2235126-03D191EE00….jpg)

I don't like pets lads. it's such a cruel and needless thing to do to an animal

they should be out there fighting for their survival and breeding

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bf6ae5 No.258439

File: ca60a5305d87c5c⋯.jpg (40.81 KB,564x845,564:845,307dfd4892b38f39e79800b087….jpg)

>>258436

*frightens*

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1a646e No.258440

File: 6b09be5af3fe5b1⋯.jpg (189.72 KB,1268x1695,1268:1695,harold2.jpg)

>These feminists place emphasis on the idea that only those men who are capable of loving and financially providing for each wife equally are permitted to have more than one. They also point out the practice of polygyny in Islam was created for the purpose of taking care of fatherless children, or orphans.

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b785ee No.258441

>>258438

domesticated animals rely on humans to survive in a symbiotic relationship

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bf6ae5 No.258442

>>258441

When animals were originally domesticated it was for good purpose. Help with farming, food sources, hunting aids, guards, ect.

Now domesticated get genetically mutilated and have their balls chopped off for our amusement. Even wild beasts like wolves or lion cubs are kept as pets by some particular sadists

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bf6ae5 No.258443

>>258440

I'm capable of providing "loving" that's for sure

Smh I wonder where our society will go if the progressives "win"

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892828 No.258444

>it's a /brit/ is /r9k/ episode

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892828 No.258445

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202c11 No.258446

File: 2d1cb1be93e5533⋯.gif (165.97 KB,640x480,4:3,Untitled1.gif)

The dwarf planet Ceres has disappeared

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1a646e No.258447

File: de7f37a46f90a20⋯.jpg (28.79 KB,800x668,200:167,bologna.jpg)

>>258444

So it's a normal episode?

>>258443

>Two leading feminist Muslim scholars who are seeking to increase women's rights through the reinterpretation of religious texts are Amina Wadud and Asma Barlas. Both women embrace Islam as a religion that preaches gender equality. They see societal practices, not Islam, as the main problem. Wadud points out the three reasons that the Qur'an views as acceptable forms of polygyny: if the husband is not sexually satisfied he may take another wife rather than turn to prostitutes or an affair, if the first wife is unable to reproduce or another woman with child needs to be taken care of, and/or if the husband is financially stable enough to care for another woman in the Muslim community.

In the feminism of the future, a man can take extra wives because he's not satisfied sexually or simply because he's alpha enough to keep them.

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4499c7 No.258448

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892828 No.258449

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162a88 No.258450

File: 0abaa642e8793aa⋯.jpg (30.73 KB,500x360,25:18,45d23c4d-389e-4e3f-884b-54….jpg)

>>258446

NOOOOOOOOOO WTF

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162a88 No.258451

File: 16592f283bb6ecf⋯.jpg (37.72 KB,604x453,4:3,18dad87f-a700-4f35-86db-ce….jpg)

>>258438

I think cats are an exception to that, because they settled willingly originally. but yeah castrating them is mean - except health issues ofc. it's proven animals live longer and healthier among humans. i owned rats tbh. never again, when they die it's hell.

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202c11 No.258454

File: 1ba760cc45bb4e9⋯.jpg (272.78 KB,975x1390,195:278,11.jpg)

File: 3436cb763d332d8⋯.jpg (440.67 KB,975x1390,195:278,newthread2.jpg)

What've we got in this bag lads? Goodness would you look at that, it's a New Thread

>>258452

>>258452

>>258452

>>258452

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