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 No.450648

File: 6b531a2c2145d30⋯.jpg (138.65 KB,1122x1122,1:1,sipsip.jpg)

>>450646

Do different mirrors give you different reflections or something?

Or it's just ehh I dunno.

Still, screw Valentines day.

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 No.450649

File: fff864bc86bc8a0⋯.png (275.02 KB,475x475,1:1,sk1426890959736.png)

>>450648

I mean, technically, yes! The lighting in the room where the mirror is is a huge part of it (as you might notice if you ever think a piece of clothing looks nice in a changing room but not at home), plus the properties of the mirror itself can change how you appear to yourself.

Yeah, fair. It is a bit strange to me, since Valentine's isn't a huge deal here, but assuming it is over there I can see that sucking a lot.

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 No.450650

File: ae9023e1d3ab368⋯.jpg (25.27 KB,200x350,4:7,sk1426890960116.jpg)

Mental health update: I hate myself and I'm not very happy at all. Okay cool, good night!

I do at least have enough self-control to not post a sad song.

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 No.450651

File: 9f2596280b964dc⋯.jpeg (302.35 KB,1388x1742,694:871,c8f797d100be72fa86202ac64….jpeg)

>>450649

I always compare myself to people, rip me.

Only have one big full body mirror that I actively avoid, but might have to start actually using it more.

It's in somewhat of an awkward spot though!

I just hate the implications and hate myself for getting worked over things. I'm sure once the month starts I'll get more worked or more calm.

>>450650

Oof, hopefully you feel better Skandi-sama, sleep well too!

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 No.450652

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You haven't lived if you haven't fallen asleep to ASMR

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 No.450653

File: 1141cda4a384272⋯.jpg (2.06 KB,59x86,59:86,f97133634634.jpg)

wolfspider

says

trans

no

rights

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 No.450654

File: 2ad704a97b36378⋯.webm (596.04 KB,956x532,239:133,happy autism screech.webm)

TRANS

RIGHTS

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 No.450655

File: 857b8785c291e3c⋯.jpg (80.59 KB,595x842,595:842,win.jpg)

Fuck it never posted, also today's my birthday bitches!!!>_<!!!

>>450511

It's a 30 year mortgage

the boy elves are cuter anyway

And I plan to do things to add equity and maybe sell after 10-15 or so years.

Egress windows a full bathroom and a wet bar in the basement, stuff like that.

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 No.450656

File: ab9b599089ccf61⋯.jpg (310.86 KB,689x988,53:76,rare.jpg)

>>450655

Happy b'day Griddsu.

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 No.450657

File: 1816a99088e11f0⋯.jpg (435.22 KB,1448x2048,181:256,HK 416 Kitchen.jpg)

>>450656

Thank you, how are things with you SD, I kinda fell out of posting for a while but for whatever reason recently I feel the best I've felt in years, I have so much energy and my significant other is worried it may be a manic phase and I may be bipolar like my mother and grandfather, I too am worried but until the crash, I really couldn't care less, I suppose we'll see what happens.

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 No.450658

File: 4fdbe357af7159b⋯.jpg (138.83 KB,586x800,293:400,d4b7880e7cda446432cd166f66….jpg)

>>450657

Ehh, just surviving uni studies slowly.. still have a few years to go until graduation.

As long as you aren't doing anything crazy with the energy.

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 No.450659

File: 27558bfd6ba0265⋯.jpg (1.53 MB,2480x3508,620:877,Lewd HK416 Formal Oppai.jpg)

>>450658

Well, I finished my associate's about a month and a half ago, so that's cool, I've been getting stuff done around the house, and me and my partner have been fucking like rabbits, I love the shit out of them, and sex has been fucking amazing. Dopamine is a hell of a drug.

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 No.450660

File: 8b917682b0b5c38⋯.png (1013.54 KB,1012x1496,23:34,3f4e7d2ad7bc3d4f1dc60684d1….png)

>>450659

Ah, was it some sort of a fast-lane studying thing that makes you complete it faster?

Practically I could graduate in 2,5 years total, but I don't feel like stressing out 24/7

Oh, been renovating or something?

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 No.450661

File: 8f99a05688712bb⋯.jpg (166.21 KB,1008x1008,1:1,EEaihO8UwAA2yOC.jpg)

>>450660

Well I gotta get the basement in decent shape, we got a few friends that recently got married and are possibly being kicked out of their house because the title is in one of their moms names and they changed there last name to something other than the sirs last name because they wanted to start new, and they have been disowned by the family that owns the house so they may need a place to stay and I said I could have it ready in two weeks.

Life is fucking crazy, last names mean too much to people.

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 No.450662

File: 0a3328cd05d564e⋯.jpg (154.98 KB,480x800,3:5,800.jpg)

>>450661

That does sound a bit weird.

As long as you have the space to accommodate them then.

I've been just spending less and less time with family ever since moving out with studies.

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 No.450663

File: c71924390114f52⋯.jpg (2.9 MB,4032x3024,4:3,20200112_030129.jpg)

>>450662

My biggest concern is they have 5 cats and my dog kills small animals, she brought me a rabbit at 3 in the morning a couple weeks ago.

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 No.450664

File: 2878a1c1550dd09⋯.jpg (303.47 KB,800x600,4:3,bb033340bc99068eed198bca09….jpg)

>>450663

Ah, no clue how you could keep their cats from moving around, but something my parents used to stop the dog from going into certain rooms was toddler gates.

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 No.450665

File: e3a53a36f6f65bf⋯.jpg (2.89 MB,4032x3024,4:3,20200130_205034.jpg)

>>450664

I intend to put a proper door at the bottom of the stairs, and then wall off a bedroom for them with a door as well, they would just have to be careful with the cats and keep them from getting out, and maybe introduce the dog to them slowly.

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 No.450666

File: 2346ee89211d4a1⋯.png (1.65 MB,1100x1460,55:73,2eb8323da7f179cde66b076e17….png)

>>450665

That could fix it too.

Might take a while.

Have you trained the dog for hunting or..?

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 No.450667

File: fcdb9340b1efc9a⋯.jpg (663.2 KB,1020x1251,340:417,galwithglasses.jpg)

>>450666

She was a farm house dog, encouraged to dig up moles and gophers and other such pests, and one day she killed 21chickens and my dad didn't want her anymore, I'm working on training her, but she's 5 years old and really likes to kill things.

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 No.450668

File: 6c585da97c54ea5⋯.png (602.9 KB,560x808,70:101,71e3a762de47ab88244f1c40dd….png)

>>450667

Ah, well that explains a bit more then.

How does she react to other dogs?

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 No.450669

File: c0101ca217be52d⋯.jpg (96.29 KB,939x1190,939:1190,1563595019443.jpg)

>>450668

She wants to play and run around mostly, and she's very submissive.

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 No.450670

File: 77d01059ca2e3f8⋯.jpg (557.9 KB,1280x1280,1:1,5d4683bc3e2605c13717ba6cf1….jpg)

>>450669

Guess she can get used to cats then too.

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 No.450671

File: f88b93dfd086889⋯.jpg (419.46 KB,2176x2443,2176:2443,latexfieldstrip.jpg)

>>450670

They thought she was fine with the chickens too though.

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 No.450672

File: 676f86798db9e02⋯.jpg (148.16 KB,615x615,1:1,9bcd6a8d8040e15399038b17ea….jpg)

>>450671

Never know if the chickens pecked her a bit.

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 No.450673

File: 4f728955f7cdf80⋯.png (193.65 KB,470x470,1:1,sk1426890959741.png)

The Italian by Ann Radcliffe! Published in 1797, and set about fifty years earlier, it details the trials of the nobleman Vincentio who wants to marry the lower-class Ellena. And the beginning is just totally insane. Our main character, Vincentio, sees Ellena in church, so he stalks her and her aunt, until the aunt falls down and he rushes over to "help", eventually following them all the way to their house, and staying there awkwardly pretending to be worried about the aunt until he's asked to leave. Then several nights in a row he sneaks over to their house to try to catch a glimpse of Ellena, and once he eventually does, and manages to see her smile through a window, he's so overcome with emotion that he has to go sit down for several hours. Truly psycho shit! But the author is intentionally writing Vincentio as a character ruled by his emotions to an extreme degree, so it's not like she just thought this was acceptable behaviour. He's still the noble protagonist though, somehow!

Also, the books is just stuffed with anti-Catholicism, which is a fun old-fashioned prejudice to see.

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 No.450674

File: 66e0e0f6c3a5da1⋯.jpg (128.19 KB,480x640,3:4,478d58fb89f57c32abdd04d6eb….jpg)

>>450673

Sounds like something my grandmother would read.

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 No.450675

File: 9cf9ee1f80625cc⋯.png (1.98 MB,1500x1500,1:1,sk1426890959949.png)

>>450674

Oh absolutely, it was an extremely popular novel at the time, published just about when more and more women were getting literate. The author got insanely rich (by the standards of authors back then), and just retired after getting it published. It's a legit fun read though! Things unsurprisingly go very bad: A mysterious monk warns Vincentio that he should not pursue Ellena, then her aunt gets killed, then the monk repeats his warning and Vincentio still ignores it, then Ellena gets kidnapped, and Vincentio and his servant go to save her, but they are follow by the inquisition, etc. Just a surprising amount of action (not yet mentioned: the evil catholic priest, the scheming mother, the overly proud father, class conflict, etc., etc.).

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 No.450676

File: 290928f0a29ccb9⋯.jpg (458.38 KB,1050x1050,1:1,7d133fc64c3630d075ff1d9683….jpg)

>>450675

Ah, well just meant that it sounded like one of those romance novels women usually read.

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 No.450677

File: 6ca649c1732cdbc⋯.png (192.47 KB,354x443,354:443,sk1426890959567.png)

>>450676

Oh, I'm sorry if I sounded confrontational or something, I was just agreeing with you! It's a very proper romance written by a very proper Protestant lady, but it had enough action to draw in a decent chunk of male readers too, and it was written well enough that Nathan Drake essentially said she was the female Shakespeare! It's a big strange novel.

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 No.450678

File: 91208d2edface1e⋯.jpg (140.65 KB,1081x1440,1081:1440,1c5d73e21d307b3c6debc2c220….jpg)

>>450677

Oh, no, not at all.

Was just saying that because she reads a lot of those romance novels and whatever detective novels, think she has about everything from Nora Roberts and Agatha Christie.

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 No.450679

File: 3e1cdf92dcec0e3⋯.png (248.97 KB,452x452,1:1,sk1426890959603.png)

>>450678

Not only is it a very proper novel, it was (supposedly) written as a direct response to the very improper novel The Monk by Matthew Lewis! Who was trying to write a gothic novel but, in Radcliffe's view ,he included way too much violence and gore.

Agatha Christie is great, though!

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 No.450680

File: 4518eb326a7aeb8⋯.png (285.39 KB,409x600,409:600,813482ee3ea4d8c8311e80dca8….png)

>>450679

Ah, well, I guess most old books have a bit of that, which would be considered indecent by later standards.

Reminds me of how I reviewed a book in high school with a swastika on it.

Haven't read any of her productions myself, albeit been supposed to read "And Then There Were None" due to one meme.

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 No.450681

File: 12e2b993f3f95a3⋯.png (361.33 KB,470x540,47:54,sk1426890959651.png)

>>450680

I've not actually read The Monk, but it supposedly contains incestual rape and rotting baby corpses, so.

Uuuh, what meme?

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 No.450682

File: f317dd6f05a3551⋯.jpg (399.35 KB,1564x737,1564:737,ca1b00cdc39b85f05221136307….jpg)

>>450681

Sounds like something akin to A Serbian Film.

Flandre's theme from Touhou, U.N. Owen Was Her?

Spawned quite a lot of ytpmvs back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIop055eJhU

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 No.450683

File: b5f0a46b9d131da⋯.jpg (291 KB,550x900,11:18,sk1426890959865.jpg)

>>450682

Well, if you're trying to shock people you don't really have to do anything new!

…. Hmm, I was sure the meme would revolve around the original title being "Ten Little Niggers", but this meme I don't understand at all

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 No.450684

File: 22c6ab6789ab61c⋯.jpg (385.64 KB,600x528,25:22,04cacda8b0acf4aabe650e3b6c….jpg)

>>450683

Well, at least not nowadays.

Nope, just a reference with the title being about U.N. Owen, the killer that invited everyone to the party as U.N. Owen is really close to "Unknown"

And Flandre is the extra stage boss, being the unknown factor, thus U.N. Owen was her?

Also need to read Catcher in the Rye just because of Ghost in the Shell's laughing man.

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 No.450685

File: cfe9082f8b9e3c2⋯.png (229.32 KB,483x553,69:79,sk1426890959619.png)

>>450684

Thst just reminds me of a Norwegian kids' show where the bad guy was "Engineer Cognito", but when you read the shortened version properly it was "Ing. Cognito".

I've not actually read that yet, surprisingly! Despite me having taken 2.5 years of English linguistics and literature. I probably should though, it seems like an easy enough read.

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 No.450686

File: 8346fdb672ebcf8⋯.png (716.74 KB,891x1080,33:40,0bc92a1c26b98936e8344a17c9….png)

>>450685

Ah, well, the story in short reminded me of multiple detective shows I had seen, also one old manga about Detective Conan.

As much as I've heard, it's something they read in elementary school over at the states.

One misunderstood person in Ghost in the Shell uses a mask over people's faces in augmented eyes/cameras to project a "sticker" onto everyone's face that has a quote from it about being a deaf-mute.

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 No.450687

File: da4f04cdc5bcf3f⋯.png (268.44 KB,550x550,1:1,sk1426890959611.png)

>>450686

Which reminds me that I kinda want to read Detective Conan!! And presumably I'll drop it at some point, 'cause it's been going on for 26 years and I refuse to believe it could still be good.

Exactly! Even more reason to read it, then, just so I can get it over with and understand it when people reference it.

Yep, "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes"! Truly a bizarre choice of quote, but I've not actually seen GitS either, so maybe it does make sense in context.

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 No.450688

File: 9128c48254838ca⋯.jpg (3.14 MB,1800x1782,100:99,0acc366247ef355aeb28c17e5b….jpg)

>>450687

I think there's way too many parts to it nowadays, I just got like 6 or so mangas from my sister back in 2000s.

Don't think I've met too many people that really throw around references, yet I keep throwing around and about song references.

Well, the person escaped from a camp and tried to get into the society, but didn't understand clearly how it worked, thus the quote.

Ah, GitS is kind of my favourite anime of all time with all the movies, 2 anime shows and the recently made OVAs, also the live action movie that came out a few years back with Scarlett Johansson wasn't too bad.. albeit it had a whole different story from the first anime movie.

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 No.450689

File: 87cc1ef0c3f84c7⋯.png (1.17 MB,1000x1000,1:1,sk1426890960000.png)

>>450688

Oh, I guess the quote kinda makes sense then.

And it's getting very late here, so I know it's late there too! You should go to bed! I'm certainly heading to bed now, so good night!

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 No.450690

File: 0e2ca933a86dea8⋯.jpg (95.17 KB,567x482,567:482,c8441f4278900c6f93b59a391f….jpg)

>>450689

Yup, also remembered that I need to read Flowers For Algernon sometime due to a track from Nujabes.

After I get done drinking, after all I have nothing to do tomorrow.

Sleep well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFTT3iz740

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 No.450691

File: d00f391c6f5f1f6⋯.webm (1.41 MB,640x640,1:1,1d11b1dbc29de68843e8fea21….webm)

>>450690

Hey. How are you keeping sd?

Do you know where /imouto/yuri is now? Endchan seems to be dead

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 No.450692

File: 4a13d156aad3360⋯.png (1.21 MB,950x1346,475:673,cfe4e5d3ff26f832f1b53a111d….png)

>>450691

Here, but at the animus board for the time being.

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 No.450693

File: 256788f006db5ae⋯.gif (558.36 KB,460x259,460:259,CyVXO.gif)

>>450692

Hmm

Didn't fox always end up squabbling with those guys making it not comy?

I'm gonna try quitting image boards again. Give Hu headpats if you see him.

Byebye

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 No.450694

File: e1107141b37ba08⋯.jpg (136.33 KB,580x562,290:281,1a7e7359ffc7228b3e7103f69d….jpg)

>>450693

Yup, if they had asked me before going there, there would have been better options available.

Bye Raj.

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 No.450695

File: 48a57a3125711f0⋯.jpg (84.07 KB,1200x800,3:2,maki.jpg)

It's February, you know what that means.

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 No.450697

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