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File: 0788c1558f67d21⋯.png (675.17 KB,531x800,531:800,sk1426890959760.png)

 No.449670 [View All]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehxil2jZiok

Talked to mistress on voice for four hours edition

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 No.449971

File: 161bc16d270867a⋯.jpg (1.75 MB,4032x3024,4:3,properspider.jpg)

>>449970

that looks older then two.

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 No.449972

File: 36b4b348f630063⋯.jpg (70.17 KB,500x395,100:79,sk1426890959830.jpg)

>>449971

Two and a half, to be specific! Assuming she's right in claiming it's from 1994. The picture was taken at the farm, and that's where we go in the summers, and I was born in January.

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 No.449973

File: 99fb393e6e59b2f⋯.png (171.71 KB,946x460,473:230,99fb393e6e59b2f36610f59964….png)

Capricorn eh

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 No.449974

File: 385c7b07a45e658⋯.png (129.07 KB,310x310,1:1,sk1426890959688.png)

>>449973

Aquarius, actually, I was born on the 27th. Nooot that that matters in the slightest.

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 No.449975

File: e981845a199a4e8⋯.gif (1.05 MB,250x187,250:187,annie donut.gif)

>>449970

>blonde hair

Jealous!

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 No.449976

File: e0d581d4aa5dbb3⋯.png (6.84 KB,500x250,2:1,478237a52706e255805e1022f1….png)

Aquarius, eh

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 No.449977

File: aa624dace753b48⋯.png (263.38 KB,517x600,517:600,sk1426890959700.png)

>>449975

I am a stereotypical Norwegian, I'm afraid. Though my hair is nowhere near that bright any more.

>>449976

What, you hate Aquarius and Capricorn?

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 No.449978

File: 80d76450eb81e64⋯.png (211.98 KB,634x881,634:881,80d76450eb81e646005122e092….png)

I'm taurus, eh

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 No.449979

File: da4f04cdc5bcf3f⋯.png (268.44 KB,550x550,1:1,sk1426890959611.png)

>>449978

>practical, stoic, determined, ambitious and materialistic

smh

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 No.449980

File: a3f16f9ed957ec8⋯.png (140.34 KB,280x460,14:23,0c52c042513483c465c11ecb94….png)

>>449977

Are you also a viking in your spare time?

>mfw boring black hair through all my life

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 No.449981

File: 507e0e2b8ae70d3⋯.jpg (64.86 KB,658x661,658:661,ss (2014-09-18 at 06.21.00….jpg)

I'll practically materialize your ass. bet on it.

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 No.449982

File: f82e88471f75c64⋯.png (184.49 KB,390x390,1:1,sk1426890959417.png)

>>449980

My mum's side of the family might've been vikings at some point, I suppose, since they lived on the coast.

>>449981

Since I'm Aquarius, I'll unpredictably detach your butt.

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 No.449983

File: d24fd35e95de821⋯.png (4 KB,44x49,44:49,small.png)

no

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 No.449984

File: a6e067f7adf1846⋯.jpg (87.01 KB,456x619,456:619,769d20067be603591cadbf19f1….jpg)

>>449982

Wew somehow wasnt expecting that, pretty cool

Is it still boiling hot over there?

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 No.449985

File: 3c022bb7c8a04b7⋯.png (280.25 KB,500x500,1:1,sk1426890959496.png)

>>449983

Yes.

>>449984

No, thankfully! It's a nice comfy 70f here now, I don't even need my fan.

Though I'm glad I'll be heading back to my own apartment soon, 'cause my stepmum's now moved into my dad's house, where I'm staying for the summer. reee.

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 No.449986

File: 8cf95c3a733eaab⋯.gif (5.02 KB,49x49,1:1,62ea314a6ea9.gif)

no

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 No.449987

File: 8ca9ecc4ef46b0f⋯.jpg (765.75 KB,1280x1475,256:295,Annie.Leonhardt.full.15690….jpg)

>>449985

Neat! It's around the same here too, been an alright summer so far.

I still leave my fan on at night and sometimes I wake up super cold.

That's always nice. Oh are you visiting them?

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 No.449988

File: 23a466512d0bf35⋯.png (131.06 KB,346x346,1:1,sk1426890959525.png)

>>449986

Yes.

>>449987

I would leave my fan on overnight, but I listen to audio dramas to fall asleep, and the noise of the fan means I have to turn the audio up too loud!

I'm not really visiting, I'm just back in my home town for the summer to work. My dad's off at the farm, our "summer house", and my stepmum's been there most of the time too. But now she's back here, and it's annoying!

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 No.449989

File: 9e27646620e095e⋯.jpg (356.13 KB,2480x3508,620:877,Annie.Leonhardt.full.15124….jpg)

>>449988

Audio dramas?

>Not falling asleep to ASMR

Smh

Ahh I see, I barely leave the town or house for that matter to visit other family, usually they come here.

Annoying? How come?

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 No.449990

File: 98ff03cc5581e9d⋯.png (219.94 KB,500x500,1:1,tbhxxx.png)

nu

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 No.449991

File: 8b2915e45532dd1⋯.png (390.86 KB,534x534,1:1,sk1426890959672.png)

>>449989

Uh! "Radio play", then? Y'know, basically a play but without any visuals.

ASMR doesn't do anything for me, I'm afraid!

'Cause it's way more chill to have the house for myself! When there's someone else here, I can't really do voice with mistress, for one, 'cause they might hear me seemingly talking to myself. And I can't fap when I feel like it!

>>449990

Yus.

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 No.449992

File: 37c5ecd8cfb1d00⋯.png (11.46 KB,180x120,3:2,37c5ecd8cfb1d00b6a6a8c5652….png)

no u

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 No.449993

File: 2f1224d01ddb104⋯.jpg (181.2 KB,1200x848,75:53,Annie.Leonhardt.full.15296….jpg)

>>449991

Oh, that makes more sense, for some reason "drama" always makes me think of like arguments.

>mfw most of my liked videos on YT are ASMR

It's what special kids like me listen to! But I can understand why.

Ahhh right, usually I have a lot of alone time like that.

Wouldn't you have like a headset on or something? People talking over the internet isnt that weird nowadays.

Wew I guess that's a valid reason too, I have not fapped in ages!

Everytime I try I always feel really uneasy for some reason and give up.

Who needs fapping when you have raids that need to be done!

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 No.449994

File: f392dd1b16b3244⋯.png (234.78 KB,429x525,143:175,sk1426890959595.png)

>>449992

No.

>>449993

You've been poisoned by the internet!

I mos def have a headset, but that just makes it so people can't hear mistress talking, they'll still be able to hear me!

get a dildo, nerd

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 No.449995

File: 3a1537a99caea0b⋯.gif (981.97 KB,49x49,1:1,62ecf2080a50.gif)

yes

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 No.449996

File: e2baa441d79fca4⋯.jpg (77.98 KB,480x628,120:157,43485016_p4_master1200.jpg)

>>449994

In more ways than one apparently! qq

Oh right, trying to think if that's ever been a problem for me but not really, but I dont do many voice chats!

I already have one >>

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 No.449997

File: 3bc79e14fd9f147⋯.png (93.83 KB,300x300,1:1,sk1426890959902.png)

>>449995

n0

>>449996

Well, that's a general malady of our generation!

I don't do many either, mistress and I just talk once a week or so. Doing that with anyone else would be insanely stressful!

What, and that doesn't work either? Oh well then, rip your horniness I guess

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 No.449998

File: 040d3e2cf3ed98f⋯.png (43.12 KB,659x544,659:544,UHT57ap.png)

you're fucking my butt and that's final!

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 No.449999

File: b525eb83afd56e6⋯.gif (1.13 MB,540x600,9:10,wood.gif)

>>449997

Very true!

I'm not a fan of them either, it depends on the person I suppose. Heck it would be!

Well, haven't really tried it as such so I wouldn't say that

Maybe once I place my orders on these cute clothes I've been eyeballing that could change but I dunno!

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 No.450000

File: 4eb26cd213a916c⋯.jpg (259.88 KB,830x830,1:1,sk1426890960228.jpg)

>>449998

Deal!

>>449999

I'm just fine with doing it with mistress 'cause I've talked to her so much irl too, aaand I trust her absolutely.

You mean you've never tried your dildo at all, or just not recently? And good luck with your trapping!

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 No.450001

File: d8b1eb02e2d6b62⋯.png (12.79 KB,561x392,561:392,bitchesandwhores2.png)

hey wait

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 No.450002

File: a59f1cb3d9c6619⋯.jpg (464.77 KB,844x1226,422:613,Shingeki.no.Kyojin.full.16….jpg)

>>450000

Well that's understandable, and a bit wholesome. Aside from like games with someone I never accept voice chats with anyone, the "I dont have a mic" excuse works every time!

Well only had it for a couple months but no, haven't tried it in the time I've had it

And thank you! I figured getting new stuff can't hurt, might make me feel nice. And I wanted to show it to someone

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 No.450003

File: d10fab4e3b159eb⋯.png (339.22 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959808.png)

>>450001

I bet you can't wait, for the righteous boning you're gonna get.

>>450002

Not having a mic tends to be a worse and worse excuse though! Laptops tend to have mics built in, and most headsets do too.

… Well, I tried my dildo the first day I had it, but okay. Granted, I explicitly bought it to get ready for mistress to fuck me, so I had a bit of a time constraint.

I hope "someone" likes it, then!

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 No.450004

File: 2398e3d7d390a2c⋯.gif (1.1 MB,508x583,508:583,1387235484878.gif)

>>450003

Is it? Nobody really questions it in my experience! I'm on a desktop and my headphones have no built-in mic.

Plus nervous, I do have lubricant but I've never really had anything 'in' there as such

Besides like a finger or two a long time ago

I think they will!

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 No.450005

File: 2f83feb3d474d93⋯.png (16.24 KB,500x250,2:1,1470781805915.png)

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 No.450006

File: c1fda788cdd3f4e⋯.jpeg (70.43 KB,750x563,750:563,035782d79666bb8b589ee9c87….jpeg)

>>450005

>>450004

Huh, I haven't really seen headphones without mics here in a while, but that might just be the Norwegian market.

It honestly is nothing to be nervous about, you'll get clear signals if it doesn't work.

Good!

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 No.450007

File: f03bc41c8490f3d⋯.png (2.31 KB,300x250,6:5,netb3jfXyt-10.png)

putting a stop to this right now.

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 No.450008

File: 456ff31581fc19e⋯.jpg (162.8 KB,774x790,387:395,sk16060 - Kagami_Hiiragi K….jpg)

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 No.450009

File: 40d4f8baf5c69e1⋯.jpg (96.6 KB,978x954,163:159,ss (2014-09-18 at 06.51.06….jpg)

satp

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 No.450010

File: 41c3bd5d4c94825⋯.jpg (45.33 KB,333x333,1:1,sk1426890959415.jpg)

>>450009

I will respect your wishes.

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 No.450011

File: 329b16aa0bfa6a7⋯.jpg (151.49 KB,1440x810,16:9,Sasha_grins.jpg)

>>450006

Might be, usually you have to look for stuff with mics here, iirc.

Got me some fancy German headphones!

If you say so! I also have that tail plug thing, which was very exciting to like pet, since its super soft

You know it!

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 No.450012

File: f625a106572d074⋯.png (89.22 KB,470x449,470:449,1455706937717.png)

if you did that I'd haden that booty.

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 No.450013

File: 23c651532c9bc09⋯.jpg (108.28 KB,720x720,1:1,sk1426890959859.jpg)

Talking to mistress on voice now, and then it's time for sleep. Good night!

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 No.450014

File: 0f08792dc4f39dc⋯.jpg (64.29 KB,500x341,500:341,boat.jpg)

>>450013

Have fun, and good night!

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 No.450015

File: a79eb9ad76175cc⋯.jpg (98.7 KB,880x726,40:33,le jovial popoto.jpg)

Lmaoing @ samurai

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 No.450016

it's been good while it's lasted, my only regret is my failure with /ssft/. I wish you all the best where ever you go.

https://twitter.com/HW_BEAT_THAT/status/1158194175755485191

https://new.blog.cloudflare.com/terminating-service-for-8chan/

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 No.450017

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>450016

Ripperoni in pepperoni

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 No.450018

File: 46329c6a460c87b⋯.gif (8.88 KB,750x750,1:1,1464687447746.gif)

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 No.450019

File: 8aa6ef60a90b166⋯.png (28.65 KB,224x353,224:353,1464510597195.png)

C'mon go down already, its gotta be dramatic.

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 No.451260

>>>/feet/

>>>>/feet/

>/feet/

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