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File: 0aff906a5aaeb0d⋯.jpg (342.01 KB,752x1062,376:531,Hinazuki.Kayo.jpg)

 No.443319 [View All]

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 No.443649

File: 873440413f0b86a⋯.jpg (168.05 KB,1016x686,508:343,community_image_1423174281.jpg)

>>443645

Imagine actually looking at this and thinking "Yes this is a good idea"

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 No.443650

File: 6982ee6dccc1331⋯.jpg (61.65 KB,685x907,685:907,c075af8105e3bc9dcb03e5629e….jpg)

>>443648

But then there'd be problems with the rain and all.

>>443649

I assume the same person who thought V-3 cannon was a good idea approved that too.

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 No.443651

File: 9fcc6a49635316e⋯.jpg (49.17 KB,490x653,490:653,490x300.jpg)

A house made of tanks you say.

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 No.443652

File: bdf9ca0e86bfdef⋯.jpg (136.43 KB,842x595,842:595,Stridsvagn-103-Schwedens-a….JPG)

>>443645

that's where. you are.

WRONG

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 No.443653

File: 68ee990b0ad69b3⋯.gif (404.12 KB,300x378,50:63,lurking tumblr_nz6pqgDJ2w1….gif)

>>443650

If there's problems with rain and wind, you just need more tanks!

>>443651

Yes.

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 No.443654

File: 6132b50edaba2fe⋯.jpg (3.05 MB,3000x1929,1000:643,wwii0213.jpg)

File: fd3580c33e3a879⋯.jpg (156.66 KB,1024x770,512:385,Rust.jpg)

I got the perfect tank house.

>>443650

They were on some cartoon villain stuff I swear

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 No.443655

File: 048baa5c7a3fdb8⋯.jpg (72.5 KB,520x757,520:757,21b6f10106b26090966cea531b….jpg)

>>443653

I want one.

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 No.443656

File: 721d0d623cfa96d⋯.png (920.66 KB,1000x1399,1000:1399,e40e19889bd405cee5cd1425ce….png)

>>443651

But where would one live in there?

>>443652

You do know that structure around that strv-103 is used for crossing small ponds?

It would literally dig itself into the soft swamp and never be recovered.

Also not intended for dense forests, just very suitable for areas with hills.

>>443654

All of their grand designs made obsolete with the failure of luftwaffe.

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 No.443657

>>443655

Strange thing.

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 No.443658

File: 7cb03e9908c2eec⋯.jpg (94.63 KB,850x588,425:294,79f11cb92ab5e1420048c88a76….jpg)

>>443656

*pounds*

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 No.443659

File: e11a7fce146d47e⋯.jpg (196.15 KB,600x800,3:4,ed2321a87db8c73ca9a36a7e88….jpg)

>>443658

Ew.

Tracks aren't wide enough to have any grip on the soft soil anyhow.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screw-propelled_vehicle

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 No.443660

File: e8f42ac8be87536⋯.jpg (459.62 KB,800x800,1:1,b3d503a960b22a4c8c4fd4b7fa….jpg)

>>443656

Just make something bigger and that'll do apparently

I feel like I could make a dirty joke out of that, but I'm not going to!

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 No.443661

File: 8f78aa3c80b70c5⋯.jpg (60.37 KB,700x525,4:3,omaha-beach-021-031.jpg)

I really want to live in a pillbox.

>>443656

>not connecting all of the accesses of the tanks to a chamber to live in in the middle.

and make all the tanks still fireable, and aimable, it would be perfect.

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 No.443662

File: c1440b291acdc12⋯.jpg (1.18 MB,2400x3600,2:3,c07a9b6ff36050cdef19a154e3….jpg)

>>443660

Well, I mean, they did try with a bunch of wonder weapons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fliegerfaust

I still kind of want one.

>>443661

Perfect for the next big thing, although I wonder what were to happen if you fired one in that statue thing.

Just seems like it would collapse.

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 No.443663

File: 3012efcb0b0f97a⋯.jpg (90.59 KB,800x480,5:3,Stridsvagn_103_Revinge_201….jpg)

>>443659

*are you so sure*

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 No.443664

File: 71e824539454dcc⋯.jpg (481.87 KB,1200x1697,1200:1697,f158526ec6c61de1627faf06c9….jpg)

>>443663

Yes, I am very sure that it is very ew.

They've also dug out multiple T-60s, T-34s and KV-1s from swamps here and around baltic countries.

And those tanks are either lighter or heavier than strv-103s with more narrow and or wider tracks.

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 No.443665

File: 20ed6a8baf01668⋯.jpg (38.97 KB,1024x575,1024:575,pieck4.jpg)

>>443662

True enough, had a good idea every once in a while.

Unfortunately shooting down aircraft is very frowned upon here, so I'd have no use for that.

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 No.443666

File: bdd67681e29bb41⋯.jpg (66.28 KB,968x602,484:301,279-7.jpg)

>>443664

Russians make decent stuffs but they don't know how to use them right. tbh

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 No.443667

File: b4794a214426e36⋯.png (273.22 KB,654x850,327:425,1409386512975.png)

>>443665

I don't know how they thought it was a good idea to use it as anti-air with a muzzle velocity of 350m/s when even other unguided things such as Flak 38s have trouble hitting targets with 900m/s.

>>443666

More so that they shot everyone who knew how to do anything.

And that thing was just shaped like that to withstand a possible nuclear blast.

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 No.443668

File: e31d121326802d4⋯.jpg (5.66 KB,194x152,97:76,chen.jpg)

Anyone have any suggestions as to what I should eat?

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 No.443669

File: e02a594f117c7fc⋯.gif (33.67 KB,600x600,1:1,e02a594f117c7fc473478ce7bd….gif)

just like you're mom

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 No.443670

File: 0b05eaa4d5072cc⋯.jpg (157.03 KB,735x813,245:271,ea0f306b6261b73778a4d85960….jpg)

>>443668

Smoked salmon with mashed potatoes.

But if you're going to get something fast, probably something bbq(?)

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 No.443671

File: 29a43c9b0f95f76⋯.jpg (96.26 KB,901x1199,901:1199,Pieck art.jpg)

>>443667

You gotta War Thunder it and wait until they strafe you

I don't know either tbh

>>443670

I do not have any salmon unfortunately, though that would be nice.

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 No.443672

File: 150ebc8ea8f8a8c⋯.jpg (95.66 KB,578x717,578:717,d57ad39e116b4a5155e6def1a9….jpg)

>>443671

Well, they might have just used mortars for anti-air.

Should get some sometime, I think I have it at least once in two weeks.

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 No.443673

File: 1896c6e22560513⋯.gif (326.42 KB,463x387,463:387,roll.gif)

>>443672

I've had so many good moments in War Thunder, but they've been lost to time. Amongst them is a collateral kill with a T-34-85 and a one shot kill on a fighter a few kilometers away with that one Japanese anti aircraft unit.

>tfw too much of a brainlet to record gameplay

I'm gonna have to go grocery shopping for myself, gotta get my vegetables.

But that means going outside and interacting with people uuugggghh

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 No.443674

File: c6f1ffb030171bb⋯.webm (1.42 MB,1280x720,16:9,I don't know what I did.webm)

>>443673

I think I only have few replays from WoT saved and uploaded to the replay site as it automatically saves your latest match as a replay file and overwrites it if you don't copy it.

Funnily enough CSGO matches are always up for grabs no matter how long ago it was, and I've got 2 clips saved from years ago.

Buy some common mushrooms and make wok.

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 No.443675

File: 5018faea4bee488⋯.jpg (58.96 KB,1360x768,85:48,20190318084050_1.jpg)

File: e6a720275f0cd28⋯.jpg (123.67 KB,1360x768,85:48,20190221205900_1.jpg)

>>443674

I have a few screenies, but no videos of anything really not just war thunder.

I do have some ages old screenshots, I think! I for sure have some of my old shitposts on 8chan. Can have a gander at how Prince was like back in 2016

Not as fuckin depressed I'll tell you that

While I'm sure that's good, I'd probably fuck it up as my cooking skills are subpar. I burned myself once making a sandwich, no joke.

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 No.443676

File: fb329a5ceed2268⋯.png (6.43 KB,500x250,2:1,7d65f6e1fb6dd84de0f1358e6e….png)

you guys are such dorks tbh.

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 No.443677

File: bd42b27acfea25c⋯.webm (1.49 MB,854x480,427:240,Cunt-strike.webm)

>>443675

I just checked my old WoT replays from 2014s and someone had commented on one of them thanking me for killing someone they thought was a dumbass.

I feel like that's the case for about everyone, but it's called growing up.

Should belief and be the best cook.

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 No.443678

File: 1afda838f09db0d⋯.jpg (200.36 KB,1360x768,85:48,20190221205912_1.jpg)

File: adf682fbe25b6ec⋯.jpg (89.05 KB,1360x768,85:48,20190219211601_1.jpg)

Just made myself a sandwich, kinda tired of them tbh.

But this time I used a bagel, truly exciting times.

>>443677

Oh and in that first screencap, apart from the amusing name. I was in a fighter and he still killed me in his He 219.

Am worst pilot.

Heh nice, I don't encounter many dumbasses on games!

I think I was actually, but I just bottled it all in. I certainly was lonely though, until heaven sent me an angel!

Guess it shouldn't be too hard to follow instructions, definitely wanna try making some actual food.

>>443676

Aren't we all

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 No.443679

File: e43bc7359402b43⋯.jpg (364.43 KB,1075x1512,1075:1512,d388ee92e8c0e706ab776c83aa….jpg)

>>443678

Maybe he was a ye olde musician playing fagotto?

I don't think he was a dumbass towards me, but the playerbase was relatively small back in 2014s with like 20-40k players online at times, so meeting same folk every now and then was somewhat common.

I mean, I just assume he had had an encounter with the person and knew them.

I think I was a lot happier and more occupied at times, although nowadays I've gotten more stuff to do with new friends that I've made from work and uni.

Should give it a try, maybe begin with something easy like mashed potatoes, meat and salad.

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 No.443680

File: dae964dc2e7fffe⋯.jpg (28.35 KB,517x324,517:324,MTT Brand Quads.JPG)

File: 809a3015f43f990⋯.png (316.8 KB,754x892,377:446,__huevember_12___mettaton_….png)

My thing for Mettaton was still happening even three years ago

>>443679

Wouldn't know, but I've seen some pretty amusing names.

Ah I see what you mean, War Thunder does have some dumbasses, but never seen any. Loads of team killers.

Ah, I only have one friend now. I appreciate him a lot! Never really had many.

And school was even worse for me tbh, don't even wanna remember it.

I will, one day once I have the proper ingredients to make anything.

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 No.443681

File: 454f58ad44a855e⋯.png (1.52 MB,950x1572,475:786,0549019d91010c1da435b9f8c3….png)

>>443680

I usually remember the ones that stood out and make remarks to friends about how that one guy was in the earlier match.

I think I've usually always had a fair amount, but at times I just decide to go off the grid for a while to get a breather from everything.

Should sometimes see if there are ingredients on sale and make something as long as you can remember what they require.

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 No.443682

File: 10e10cb8cefb838⋯.jpg (186.35 KB,644x700,23:25,55975409_p20_master1200.jpg)

>>443680

Amusing names are nice, I don't think I have one.

Quite the opposite from me then

I always wanted friends but felt I was too inept to get them

Probably sound really needy and clingy

I'll google recipes or something, who knows when I'll go out.

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 No.443683

File: 26d93612d4bca0c⋯.png (634.62 KB,1163x655,1163:655,Technologically Challenged.png)

>Replying to myself

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 No.443684

File: 39d57493e7c5007⋯.jpg (101.67 KB,565x800,113:160,d4aa30910dd72440eee1a9106f….jpg)

>>443682

I used to run a few different ones whenever I used to play silly games with friends, like I used Weeaboo Jones at one time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_HNrB9fNZU

I've mostly just always made friends from things or topics that I enjoy.

But then again I don't really dislike too many things.

Unless it's brussels sprouts, those can disappear for all I care.

Don't aim too high though, something simple enough so you don't get demotivated in the middle of it.

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 No.443685

File: 426a21646a6e392⋯.jpg (130.55 KB,630x567,10:9,55476290_p3_master1200.jpg)

>>443684

Haven't been under many names tbh, before I went by this current one I used Saint or just whatever character I liked at the time. Not very original.

But my current Steam name is in Japanese.

And last night while playing a game with my friend someone called me an Undertale furry

Well I like many things, but my own self doubt always wins apparently.

Same thing goes for romantic relationships tbh

Good, brussel sprouts are assault on the tastebuds

Yeah, I think I know my limits. Besides dont wanna spend too much time on it

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 No.443686

File: b9b78842481ac2e⋯.jpg (544.75 KB,714x1022,51:73,5d7fbf9995697cca41f9296d3b….jpg)

>>443685

I've used a few different ones in games whenever my most used at the given time has been taken.

Don't think I've ever used any moonrunes for names.

I'm not even sure if I've ever tasted one, but the smell is so awful that I stay away from them.

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 No.443687

File: 472d3fea4367f30⋯.png (4.91 KB,500x250,2:1,472d3fea4367f30a4be1d1ae5f….png)

no u

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 No.443688

File: 94019af340da949⋯.png (139.31 KB,465x222,155:74,rnr.png)

File: 960fbc6f2c50f70⋯.jpg (155.33 KB,1024x1371,1024:1371,_undertale__mettaton_ex_by….jpg)

>>443686

Oh god I hate that, taken names are such bullcrap, especially when the person has been inactive for long periods of time.

First one I've used, since it's the source of where I got the Prince part of this current name.

I have had the displeasure of tasting one, and it just tasted extremely bitter and unpleasant.

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 No.443689

File: c64be2547deedac⋯.jpg (388.19 KB,749x1000,749:1000,Kaze tachinu.jpg)

>>443688

Thankfully nobody has taken 2 of the ones that I've used as of few last years, mostly because other is just slang for an average beer here, and other is something EA's automatic name thing made back whenever Battlefield 2 was a thing, I just re-took it as it was unique and sounded okay.

Parents and grandparents sometimes eat them whenever we have meals together, so can't avoid the stench of those foul things always.

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 No.443690

File: 78ace177d45cfaa⋯.png (75.43 KB,248x380,62:95,CSuB3ZW.png)

File: 8488e16ac832238⋯.png (249.39 KB,1024x895,1024:895,mettaton_by_princess_hanne….png)

>>443687

>

>>443689

Usually Prince Uriel is free! Name is kiinda original I'd say.

Aren't very popular with us, good thing too.

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 No.443691

File: 2d9acfadc9cac63⋯.jpg (121.15 KB,957x596,957:596,ef17b94cab6c789d7960c8d77c….jpg)

>>443690

Well, I haven't come across it before this place, so that's a safe bet.

I think it's more of a thing for the old folk.

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 No.443692

File: 4f8b16a32ee1ee4⋯.png (2.18 KB,300x300,1:1,1402093049921.png)

>>443690

take it back.

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 No.443693

I would like to walk with someone in this chilly evening thunderstorm and come home to the fireplace.

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 No.443694

File: 6931e2122a946a3⋯.jpg (593.46 KB,849x1200,283:400,57392681_p8_master1200.jpg)

>>443691

Probably a bad idea to use it on everything tbh, but I don't think it'll matter.

Ah that is true.

>>443692

Nein

>>443693

I want to cuddle with someone, fall asleep together then while they go to work I can attempt to make a nice meal for them to enjoy when they get home!

Yes I know I'm sad.

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 No.443695

File: d9913c62f8f7b1d⋯.png (94.38 KB,816x460,204:115,1455002345855.png)

m-muh dick

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 No.443696

File: b58617c1213411f⋯.jpg (388.33 KB,1000x687,1000:687,d38422828bf0741e236b8cb7b7….jpg)

>>443694

I've been quite consistent with mine, as long as the name-taken barrier hasn't struck up.

Anyhow time to get some sleep despite not having a real reason to wake up early, g'night.

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 No.443697

File: 0c642477120a7e9⋯.jpg (140.87 KB,1024x1397,1024:1397,mettaton_ex_by_hohoemii-d9….jpg)

>>443696

So have I since deciding on this name.

And good night! Sleep well.

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 No.443699

File: 7f436ee0c2e9a3c⋯.png (396.39 KB,1024x576,16:9,yandere_undertale__by_houn….png)

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