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File: bfbfbba7f9bfdb6⋯.jpg (112.59 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890960332.jpg)

 No.419951 [View All]

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 No.420213

File: 3241f9092339888⋯.png (170.38 KB,357x437,357:437,sk1426890959625.png)

>>420212

I wish you laser eye surgery in your future.

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 No.420214

File: ad692bc7c75e867⋯.jpg (310.92 KB,1033x1538,1033:1538,60756349_p10.jpg)

>>420213

While you're at it just wish me blind and deaf, no lasers near my eyes!

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 No.420215

File: 102fd28b83a7955⋯.jpg (25.05 KB,600x338,300:169,1517617851005.jpg)

>>420205

You're only complete when you've conquered the Catholics and Protestants and turned them over to the one true faith.

>>420214

I thought the lasers fixed your eyes.

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 No.420216

File: 48978bf4ec02e13⋯.jpg (103.25 KB,2208x1242,16:9,1ciujw9vkjh01.jpg)

>>420215

That would be the goal but it could ruin your eyes too. I dont mind glasses anyway since I only wear them when I go out and with 200 hours in Monster Hunter already it shows I don't do that much, mr skeleton

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 No.420217

>>420215

III don't think I can swing that. I only have 70 years or so left at this point. And granted I've gotten about half of the part of Africa that borders on the Mediterranean sea, but I very much doubt I'll be able to take on all of Europe. Even if I did, there'd be the problem of the Americas and some Asian colonies! At least my entire empire is Orthodox now.

And Venice, who basically caused the downfall of Byzantium to begin with, have now been kicked out of Europe :^) Their capital is now the Gold Coast, which I guess suits them.

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 No.420218

File: ec9feca32746630⋯.png (223.79 KB,400x400,1:1,sk1426890959723.png)

>>420217

>forgot reaction image

Oops!

>being a nerd

OH NO

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 No.420219

File: b3044542bc18b93⋯.png (1.66 MB,1300x812,325:203,Screen Shot 2018-02-23 at ….png)

Continuing being a nerd: Updated map. Only partially shows that I own all of South Africa.

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 No.420220

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 No.420221

File: 6e65f9bfe67a94a⋯.jpg (92.01 KB,480x480,1:1,sk1426890959925.jpg)

Five posts in a row. I want to talk to lewdites, reee!

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 No.420222

File: e64861b8e082af3⋯.png (1.03 MB,1500x2250,2:3,1516567004922.png)

>>420221

I just got on so I only saw 2 new posts, including this one, so, whats up?

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 No.420223

File: da4f04cdc5bcf3f⋯.png (268.44 KB,550x550,1:1,sk1426890959611.png)

>>420222

Drunk and depressed is what's up! So a pretty normal Friday. What's up in your military world?

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 No.420224

File: 4c87e89a1a63a28⋯.jpg (71.24 KB,679x960,679:960,1517855302528.jpg)

>>420223

I'll have been out of the military for 1 year come march 1st, sorry to hear you're depressed.

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 No.420225

File: cabd53006365dff⋯.png (319.97 KB,550x550,1:1,sk1426890959498.png)

>>420224

Sorry, but odds are I'll think of you as a military guy forever!

It's fine, I'll live. I'll be getting therapy in a couple of months anyway.

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 No.420226

File: 0deb2e37a57189e⋯.jpg (65.02 KB,551x800,551:800,0deb2e37a57189ec51a8b72632….jpg)

>>420225

I was having issues, by the time the government said yeah, come see if you qualify for care, I wasn't as bad, and I feel like they aren't going to say I qualify.

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 No.420227

File: 33203f4a4cb6dd9⋯.png (334.31 KB,500x500,1:1,sk1426890959663.png)

>>420226

III'm not sure how to interpret that! Do you mean you're doing better now, ooor ..?

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 No.420228

File: 4e00d47c17ec05a⋯.jpg (71.5 KB,480x745,96:149,4e00d47c17ec05a63463d3cf7b….jpg)

>>420227

I am feeling better now, but I still don't think I'll stay this way.

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 No.420229

File: 1e423299ab8fee5⋯.jpg (539.53 KB,849x1200,283:400,sk1426890959769.jpg)

>>420228

A-ack. I at least hope your background will give you cheaper help, when you do need it

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 No.420230

File: 64ff0a35a368604⋯.jpg (41.54 KB,453x640,453:640,64ff0a35a368604ae7783bd175….jpg)

>>420229

it probably does, I know it makes it way easier to get a medical marijuana card.

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 No.420231

File: d5c5162b6f54e39⋯.jpg (384.67 KB,700x980,5:7,sk1426890960023.jpg)

>>420230

Good luck! Heading to bed now though, sleep well

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 No.420232

>>420231

night skandi, you sleep well too.

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 No.420233

File: 62a31e5cc014be2⋯.png (437.32 KB,740x405,148:81,123.png)

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 No.420234

File: 6534ff380360007⋯.png (40.08 KB,172x175,172:175,sk1426890959870.png)

Oh neat, USA exists now! And in this timeline, they broke free from Burgundy, with the help of Great Britain! Although somewhat ahistorically the American tribes are also growing in power, though France is by far the biggest player in North America. Controlling a line of provinces from Florida to Wisconsin.

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 No.420235

File: a8f6e93830503d5⋯.jpg (4.6 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20180224_202149541.jpg)

The view from this pub is p comfy, desu.

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 No.420237

File: 4bc74da3c47bd26⋯.jpg (393.25 KB,1280x720,16:9,[Leopard-Raws] Nanatsu no ….jpg)

File: 673a9b9a966126a⋯.jpg (429.32 KB,1280x720,16:9,[Leopard-Raws] Nanatsu no ….jpg)

Ooof

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 No.420238

File: f82e88471f75c64⋯.png (184.49 KB,390x390,1:1,sk1426890959417.png)

>gonna massively cut down on my drinking alone

>never going to go out drinking alone again

>ordered blood tests to see if there's any issues

>ordered more sessions with the free university therapists while I wait for the proper one I'll be getting in May

Let's see if maybe I can stop being a piece of shit!

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 No.420239

File: 589d25248a8ef62⋯.jpg (54.03 KB,621x877,621:877,589d25248a8ef62ad038472d87….jpg)

>>420238

cutting down on drinking is a big help, they'll try to convince you to give it up entirely though.

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 No.420240

>>420238

Replace alcohol with something else. I do vidya.

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 No.420241

File: bc2d66c95190d8b⋯.png (80 KB,244x444,61:111,sk1426890959898.png)

>>420239

Weeell, I drink on weekends now, so cutting it down to a couple of times a month seems reasonable.

>>420240

So do I! Except I also do alcohol. I managed p easily to cut down from like six days a week to two though, so I'm p sure I'll be able to cut down from eight times a month to … two or something?

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 No.420242

>>420241

I sometimes have cider and rarely wine so luckily not an issue to me. I guess literally having alcohol readily accessible everywhere can do that to you.

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 No.420243

File: cfc080bd47c73c6⋯.jpg (69.82 KB,1280x720,16:9,1472939353320.jpg)

>>420241

I just drink whenever I feel like, I have enough control not to get wasted. and once every couple months or so I drink a little bit more.

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 No.420244

>>420234

>border gore

Absolutely disgusting.

>>420238

Good luck!

Does being a good person come after being a bad person, or is there a mediocre person space in between?

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 No.420245

File: 317e0e696116bcd⋯.gif (496.69 KB,200x200,1:1,sk1426890959794.gif)

>>420244

Yeah, the Americas are a complete mess of borders, but I've decided to stay out of there altogether, so the other major powers can have all the fun they want over there.

Well, I'm actually an acceptable person now I'm pretty sure, at least I was way worse before, so "good" is next on the list!

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 No.420246

File: 0c48dde94af6b3f⋯.jpg (45.82 KB,1031x576,1031:576,1517610372284.jpg)

>feel lonely

>want to make more friends

>end up not making any friends

I feel like I'm doing this to myself.

>>420245

Have you restored the pre-Constantine Roman Empite? You can hardly call yourself a true Roman if you don't.

And that's good to know. Lives getting better around these parts is always a good thing!

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 No.420247

>>420246

ill be your friend leaf

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 No.420248

File: b84d2d9cda076b3⋯.jpg (252.1 KB,370x630,37:63,sk1426890960124.jpg)

>>420246

I have not, I'm afraid! I've restored the Pentarchy, and I've got everything I need in Asia and Africa (except for Algeria and Morocco), but I've only got southern Italy and Sicily as part of "expanding" into Europe proper. So I probably won't be able to, especially not since France and Castille are still crazy superpowers.

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 No.420249

File: 0c71cdc811c3830⋯.jpg (1.17 MB,2400x1600,3:2,0c71cdc811c3830aa20b781038….jpg)

lewd is dead.

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 No.420250

File: 4cf4cba2fdc3fc2⋯.png (189.05 KB,420x570,14:19,sk1426890959924.png)

>>420249

Well yeah, pretty much. This thread's been going for a month, after all.

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 No.420251

File: 9b9a4e2b4486a03⋯.jpg (1.72 MB,5316x5475,1772:1825,9b9a4e2b4486a036355ed52876….jpg)

well, I finally went to discord, like actively using it now.

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 No.420252

File: ddf0d94a562b266⋯.jpg (48.29 KB,400x400,1:1,sk1426890960103.jpg)

>>420251

Ah well! I'll stay here until absolutely nobody posts here, I'm pretty sure

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 No.420253

File: 7f04301e24a7852⋯.jpg (346.97 KB,1200x919,1200:919,7f04301e24a785232573b68291….jpg)

>>420252

I have a hard time staying active in threads that aren't.

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 No.420254

File: d5c5162b6f54e39⋯.jpg (384.67 KB,700x980,5:7,sk1426890960023.jpg)

>>420253

I just keep the tab open! Haven't closed it since this thread started. Along with uh, a ton of other tabs that I just constantly have open, granted.

Also, we got a new cat from the animal shelter to take care of for a bit, and now he and our old cat are staring daggers at each other through a glass door.

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 No.420255

File: de3750934a6ae66⋯.jpg (297.49 KB,1920x1080,16:9,lots of tabs.jpg)

lots of tabs.

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 No.420256

>>420251

It's for the best. Well I mean compared to using Steam for private messages. It's all about I really use it for.

Just watch what you say. :^)

>>420254

How many do you have open?

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 No.420257

File: 5379902a8d90b1a⋯.jpg (63.64 KB,497x700,71:100,1516513492764.jpg)

>>420256

I prefer the threads.

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 No.420258

File: 2f4c9fec0911cb4⋯.png (3.54 MB,1919x1200,1919:1200,Screen Shot 2018-03-01 at ….png)

>>420256

19! So not a ton, but a good few.

Also, I'm done with my game of EU3 for this time, ack. But it went well

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 No.420259

>>420257

For group chatting I do too.

>>420258

As long as you're not as bad as me.

I barely know what I'm looking at here.

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 No.420260

File: b152433ed9af6fd⋯.png (119.26 KB,363x597,121:199,sk1426890960079.png)

Aaand now it's time to sleep. Too much EU3 makes me lose track of time.

>>420259

How bad is that?

The main point is that Byzantium is huge!

Anyway, good night!

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 No.420261

>>420246

>have lots of friends

>decide i should be alone and remove everyone except my gfs

>start feeling lonely

at least it's not as bad now that i'm poly again tbdesu

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 No.420262

File: fff864bc86bc8a0⋯.png (275.02 KB,475x475,1:1,sk1426890959736.png)

>caved and bought a bottle of wine

Welp. At least I only bought .75 litres this weekend rather than 3.

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 No.420264

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