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 No.417923 [View All]

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 No.418168

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 No.418169

File: 148dbcb6577ef25⋯.jpg (1.08 MB,1200x1600,3:4,148dbcb6577ef25b1eb306f286….jpg)

>>418168

>doesnt reply with anything

rude

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 No.418170

>>418169

Idk what to say.

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 No.418171

File: 0188efebbd0ceb4⋯.png (205.19 KB,462x600,77:100,1440145 - Navras Valeera_S….png)

>>418170

post lewds then

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 No.418172

>>418171

Neigh!

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 No.418173

File: 00ee788b469841d⋯.jpg (83.57 KB,387x600,129:200,22641340_m.jpg)

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 No.418174

>>418173

Idk, don't have much.

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 No.418175

File: 21400efeeb7ca4f⋯.jpg (674.55 KB,960x1280,3:4,1505284090587.jpg)

>>418174

boo boo

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 No.418176

>>418175

You're boo boo yourself!

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 No.418177

File: 3d27c7ee8d0eef6⋯.png (275.84 KB,1005x1333,1005:1333,2323685 - Marisa_Kirisame ….png)

>>418176

smh @ you

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 No.418178

>>418177

Mmm, okay.

Time to do my lunges.

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 No.418179

File: a56b5825f45d6b5⋯.jpg (1.17 MB,1000x1000,1:1,1503191723335.jpg)

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 No.418180

>>418179 (You)

>disturbing

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 No.418181

File: c98b1912f17e562⋯.jpg (195.71 KB,850x1209,850:1209,1501438676959.jpg)

>>418180

ok this better?

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 No.418182

>>418181

Guess so.

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 No.418183

File: 03736109ba2852b⋯.png (124.28 KB,322x322,1:1,sk1426890960015.png)

>finished a bottle of wine

>mum asks if I want to try a bit of a riesling she's bought

Being home is kinda chill in some parts.

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 No.418184

File: 717a3ccdd07ed0b⋯.gif (499.23 KB,300x250,6:5,1424550401378.gif)

>>418183

>and then a tray of take-away sushi was given to me for some reason

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 No.418185

>>418183

Sounds like it!

>>418184

Yay~

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 No.418186

File: 6b07ef2233af591⋯.png (158.51 KB,325x325,1:1,sk1426890959661.png)

>>418185

Except I am still wildly terrible at using chopsticks, for some reason. I did manage to eat most of it like a normal person, but eventually I had to give up on the rice and just pick clumps of it up with my fingers.

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 No.418187

>>418186

Kek. Have you looked up the proper grip on youtube?

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 No.418188

File: c52d12fc44dece0⋯.jpg (28.54 KB,252x288,7:8,sk1426890959429.jpg)

>>418187

… For some reason I had never done that before, even though I'm the kind of person who googles everything before trying it. Didn't help much, though, since I am just incredibly not good with my fingers! though some girls will say otherwise namsayn ;) ;) ;)

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 No.418189

File: 9aae492e675478b⋯.jpg (28.58 KB,610x357,610:357,confused 679ce1a7fe71a7212….jpg)

>>418188

Unexpected!

Nope, I don't! Well I guess you are a biscum and not a gay!

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 No.418190

File: 7436a799def4c63⋯.png (318.12 KB,625x495,125:99,sk1426890959641.png)

>>418189

My hands are just a tiny bit shaky, it's probably indicative of some bigger problem but that sucks to think about.

Well, you clearly understood what I was saying!

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 No.418191

File: 612fc8f793728ce⋯.png (1.03 MB,1000x842,500:421,612fc8f793728ce7e8623369b8….png)

>>418183

>drunk skandi

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 No.418192

>>418190

Kek, so are mine. I'd ask to high five but we might miss because of the shaking!

Good!

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 No.418193

File: a90ca284050a811⋯.jpg (3.15 MB,3000x1565,600:313,1509977184457.jpg)

bi isn't real

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 No.418194

File: 41dc01009c29de4⋯.jpeg (281.31 KB,500x700,5:7,sk1426890960248.jpeg)

>>418191

Drunkish, thank you! I still mostly have my wits about me.

>>418192

If I end up like my grandmother, I'll have to have wave breakers in my cup to be able to drink coffee! It's a weird life us shaky people have in front of us.

>tfw haven't gotten to finger a guy properly yet

>>418193

I've been in love with, and had sex with, males and females. That pretty much counts. Also, hi!

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 No.418195

>>418193

You're not real.

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 No.418196

>>418193

>when VenVen admints he a gay sissy

>>418194

Wave breakers? What's that even? x: Aye, it is.

Excluding yourself, anyway!

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 No.418197

File: 39d45bdd975c35f⋯.jpg (87.39 KB,454x739,454:739,dqtkdfkoom101.jpg)

>>418194

Love isn't real!

though the bi thing is a jokeLike a joke as in i don't mean it, not as in bi is a joke

>>418196

pfft

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 No.418198

File: 8e4029ff4a5266a⋯.webm (3.99 MB,512x288,16:9,1513456258453.webm)

>>418197

How are you doing?

Also, interesting vid I think.

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 No.418199

File: f49b1fe7e808221⋯.jpg (93.78 KB,545x989,545:989,sk1426890959746.jpg)

>>418196

Uh, in this case I mean like plastic walls with holes! You essentially divide the cup into eight parts with holes between them, so you can still drink even though your hands are really shaky.

That doesn't count since it wasn't even all that good!

>>418197

Love is the only thing that's real!

>that explanation

Too bad, Venn, I'm already offended. I'm super hurt and angry, and I'm going to write a newspaper article about how much you hate biscum.

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 No.418200

>>418198

Idk. Ok. You?

seems like a dull vid!

>>418199

Fake news!

I had to be clear! I've joked about it so much that soon people will take me seriously about it!

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 No.418201

>>418199

Huh, I see o: Actually that is kinda hard to imagine but never mind.

Practice makes perfect!

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 No.418202

File: 898fa760b1c7081⋯.jpg (291.06 KB,850x850,1:1,sk1426890960179.jpg)

>>418200

Love is all you need, Venla darling~

I know, just kidding! I've been to /lgbt/, and they fucking hate biscum, and they're not even joking about it. Super weird stuff.

>>418201

Just a cup divided into eight parts vertically! There's not much to it; it's a simple invention.

I refuse! Butt stuff is a hassle, and it'll never be anywhere near as good as when master fucked me, so it's not worth it.

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 No.418203

>>418200

Very much the same, sounds like, including the idk.

Shuddup and watch it!

>>418202

How does that help?

I know.

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 No.418204

File: 73b2b110773a117⋯.jpg (285.17 KB,800x634,400:317,1480469219723.jpg)

>>418202

Gross Norwegian cooties

Weird thing to hate. Can't we all just hate the hetero folk or something instead.

>>418203

I watched a bit and then stopped!

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 No.418205

>>418204

Watch the (w)hole thing!

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 No.418206

File: 2e5308ee4f65174⋯.png (246.62 KB,575x575,1:1,sk1426890959739.png)

>>418203

It helps simply by there being less connecting liquid to make waves! Like, imagine you had a super thin tube of liquid. Waves don't really form in that! But the wider a container is, the more waves form, and there's a higher likelyhood of shit spilling.

… What do you know?

>>418204

I wanna KISS Venla!!! Platonically.

We should just hate normies in general instead, desu.

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 No.418207

>>418206

Hmm, guess so :thinking:

Yeah, that makes sense actually!

That it's not fun for you. Or that much for me either.

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 No.418208

File: 154645880118436⋯.jpg (260.44 KB,1454x1536,727:768,0926ba7ce0a74d18a9089ccbc4….jpg)

>>418205

No!

>>418206

Gonna get slapped the heck hard you weeb.

Ohhh good idea.

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 No.418209

File: 79c9c2276c5b4df⋯.jpg (81.12 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959854.jpg)

>>418207

It makes perfect sense, and I refuse to keep googling for pictures of it since I can't find anything!

But have you gotten fucked, so it's possible you're just spoiled? Like, maybe you'd like butt stuff if you'd only did it yourself.

>>418208

Too bad, that would just turn me on!

Yep! Since even cis-het dudes can be nice dudes, and even trans-gay dudes can be shitheads

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 No.418210

>>418208

DO IT ! ! !

>>418209

Fine, then don't!

I didn't, no. I have only ever done self-buttstuff!

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 No.418211

gonna sleep weebs

>>418209

God damn it I forgot what degenerates we are in /lewd/

>>418210

noooop

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 No.418212

File: 33884be13223e05⋯.png (179.39 KB,529x529,1:1,sk1426890959770.png)

>>418210

>2017

>being a virgin

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 No.418213

File: fc8ab340d7d02ff⋯.jpg (117.88 KB,481x550,481:550,sk1426890959801.jpg)

>>418211

Sleep well!

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 No.418214

>>418211

Good night, bully.

>>418212

Wow, piss on you too, you son of a beach!

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 No.418215

File: 93500b769613c76⋯.png (278.52 KB,390x515,78:103,sk1426890959589.png)

>>418214

Well, the insult doesn't even make any sense. Plus I assume you're not an actual virgin, despite having kept your butt cherry intact!

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 No.418216

File: 26b96e777e4a2fe⋯.jpg (14.92 KB,116x225,116:225,probe.jpg)

>>418215

Yeah, pretty much. Nearly, but not quite.

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 No.418218

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