WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
SHE TOOK MY BOYS AND MY DEBT IS HEAVY
SOLD AWAY MY POSSESSIONS TO MOVE IN TO A CHEVY
DAMN MAN, THIS WASN'T THE PLAN
DRIVE TO THE WOODS EATING CORN OUT THE CAN
SHE TOOK IT ALL AWAY, MY CHANTING FANS
THE GROUPIES, THE BOOZE, ENCINO MAN
NOW ALL THESE FANS, ASKING WHERE DID HE GO?
CRYING ON A ROCK THINKING OF MY CASH FLOW
SO NOW I'M HUNTING SQUIRRELS AT THE BASE OF A MOUNTAIN
THEY TOOK HALF MY NUTS AND BERRIES
AND RIDDLED WHO'S COUNTING
BIT MY WALLET WITH THE ALIMONY, THE LOSSES SPOUTING
NOW MY TEARS OVERFLOWETH, JUST LIKE A FOUNTAIN
SEATS IN THE PARLOR, MIRRORS INBETWEEN
SCISSORS IN HIS HANDS, IT WAS SO SERENE
THE SKY WAS BLUE YEAH, THE GRASS WAS GREEN
BARBER JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
SO NOW I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING, MY DEBT MAKES ME TWIST
MY WALLET'S EMPTY, CAN'T AFFORD SWISS MISS
SAW A THIRTY DAY SETTLEMENT WALKING DOWN YOUR STREET
THOUGH I WAS DOWN WITH GOD, I HAD TO YELL RETREAT
BECAUSE I BEEN JEWED TOO SO CUT THE BALLYHOO
ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO
EVERYONE LOOKS AT ME LIKE I BELONG IN A ZOO
HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T WANT ME, MY CAREER IS THROUGH
BECAUSE I BEEN JEWED TOO SO CUT THE BALLYHOO
ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO
EVERYONE LOOKS AT ME LIKE I BELONG IN A ZOO
HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T WANT ME, MY CAREER IS THROUGH
OUT IN THE COURTHOUSE ON A THREE DAY STINT
I HAD A REVELATION THAT COULD HAVE SAVED ME A MINT
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