>>15295
>be me - übermensch
>bang women all the time
>model career finally working out
<5 years later
>make it big
>working out less to make up for more photo-shoots
>it's fine, I'll just make up for it in between shoots
<10 years later
>fewer photo-shoots with shirt off, more with shirt on
>"I'm going for the grizzled older man look"
>see gray hair in mirror
>gray fox is all the rage anyways
<15 years later
>my agent quit again, but that's fine
>my HS friend is doing well on facebook
>just had his second kid
>"HAHA look at his beer gut"
>notice even more hair in my comb
<20 years later
>I don't need an agent, they're just scams anyways
>I didn't need that job, it gives me more time to work on my physique
>friend's still fat, what a laugh
>he seems happy though
>his kid's first day of school
>but.. he's still fat, right!
<25 years later
>I tried tinder but none of them like that I'm self employed
>I have a six pack still! Whores must be looking for a younger guy.
>I told mom I don't need the money but she keeps sending it
<30 years later
>reach out to HS friend
>He isn't skinny, or handsome. He has this soyboy beard to hide his weak chin.
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