>>10567
>has mental issues
>gets evicted from his house
>goes completely fucking insane
>shoots up his entire town
>shoots up his own funeral in a schizophrenic hallucinatory episode
>somehow still alive and moves in to a new town
>lives in a shitty trailer
>marries some fat bitch that pussywhips him
>gets fired from his only job and made the laughing stock of his boss
>tries to cash his last check; the bank gets robbed
>goes to church to confess and ends up being a target in a terrorist attack
>knocked out and probably raped by rednecks
>gets attacked by more rednecks when he just wants to pick up a christmas tree
>has gonorrhea
>the end of the world sudden happens and he's caught in the middle of it
>shoots himself in the head because he couldn't take his bitch wife any more; survives
>wakes up in the hospital to find that his wife left him, his dog got taken to the pound, and he has a mountain of unpaid bills
FUCK