No.10269 [View All]
 | Rolled 15, 11, 35, 65, 35 = 161 (5d100) |
ITT: we play Fraser simulator.
Here's how you play: Roll 5 dice with 100 sides. If you get 490 or higher your shit is unfucked, otherwise you
JUST
have all your monies and soul alimony'd away.
<The first Fraser Simulator threads got to 750 posts, and much like Brendan's life, we tried very hard to keep the alimony at bay, but our best just wasn't good enough
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No.11397
| Rolled 51, 45, 70, 34, 44 = 244 (5d100) |
THE ROLLS NEVER END
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No.11411
| Rolled 52, 56, 88, 60, 29 = 285 (5d100) |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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No.11412
| Rolled 95, 42, 69, 60, 18 = 284 (5d100) |
>>11411
>that is Brendan after 100 years of alimony
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No.11413
| Rolled 77, 15, 44, 98, 36 = 270 (5d100) |
JUST
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No.11414
| Rolled 48, 78, 44, 29, 1 = 200 (5d100) |
>>11413
FUCK
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No.11415
| Rolled 99, 70, 46, 50, 52 = 317 (5d100) |
>>11414
MY
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No.11416
| Rolled 26, 95, 19, 60, 15 = 215 (5d100) |
SHIT
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No.11417
| Rolled 74, 32, 82, 29, 14 = 231 (5d100) |
>>11416
UP
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No.11421
| Rolled 79, 59, 6, 76, 65 = 285 (5d100) |
>>11370
>>11364
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No.11427
>>11421
Thanks fam, I'll work on lukes new haircut later on.
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No.11428
| Rolled 4, 59, 58, 32, 45 = 198 (5d100) |
Shit lads I forgot to roll the alimony dice.
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No.11429
| Rolled 84, 62, 49, 90, 6 = 291 (5d100) |
Rolling for Swedes to pay Brendan's alimony.
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No.11430
| Rolled 58, 73, 47, 41, 49 = 268 (5d100) |
>>11429
>tan Brendan's skin until its brown
>send him to Sweden as a refugee
>gets life time NEET bux
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No.11432
| Rolled 37, 50, 83, 50, 6 = 226 (5d100) |
https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/447 JUST KIKE MY SHIT UP FAM
SOON ENTIRE COUNTRIES CAN BE MADE TO PAID ALIMONY
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No.11433
| Rolled 65, 44, 32, 88, 90 = 319 (5d100) |
>>11432
Almonds status: activated.
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No.11447
| Rolled 36, 29, 66, 84, 45 = 260 (5d100) |
Rrrrrrrrr
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No.11449
| Rolled 78, 71, 30, 1, 8 = 188 (5d100) |
>>11432
I thought countries already pay for black bulls via foreign aide.
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No.11451
| Rolled 92, 66, 83, 75, 48 = 364 (5d100) |
JUST
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No.11453
| Rolled 30, 76, 55, 89, 89 = 339 (5d100) |
>>11451
FUCK
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No.11454
| Rolled 40, 47, 21, 63, 87 = 258 (5d100) |
>>11453
MY
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No.11457
| Rolled 88, 66, 38, 89, 51 = 332 (5d100) |
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No.11459
| Rolled 95, 75, 4, 71, 23 = 268 (5d100) |
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No.11464
| Rolled 2, 33, 40, 33, 29 = 137 (5d100) |
Just roll my dice up.
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No.11465
| Rolled 69, 49, 67, 83, 92 = 360 (5d100) |
25 rolls until the thread locks, we'll be on Fraser simulator #4 before the new current year comes.
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No.11468
| Rolled 52, 91, 41, 38, 53 = 275 (5d100) |
>>11465
JUST LOCK MY THREAD UP
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No.11470
| Rolled 14, 18, 77, 80, 16 = 205 (5d100) |
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No.11471
| Rolled 7, 58, 84, 78, 51 = 278 (5d100) |
Gotta win Brendan's soul back before xmas, maybe in this thread still.
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No.11472
| Rolled 96, 21, 24, 77, 84 = 302 (5d100) |
JUSTMAS
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No.11473
| Rolled 73, 37, 68, 71, 32 = 281 (5d100) |
Rolling.
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No.11474
| Rolled 81, 52, 4, 91, 96 = 324 (5d100) |
NO WHAMMYS
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No.11475
| Rolled 94, 72, 82, 28, 35 = 311 (5d100) |
Let's strike out sadness!
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No.11476
| Rolled 48, 60, 7, 80, 9 = 204 (5d100) |
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No.11477
| Rolled 65, 88, 100, 10, 48 = 311 (5d100) |
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No.11478
| Rolled 10, 96, 66, 95, 5 = 272 (5d100) |
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No.11479
| Rolled 21, 28, 23, 85, 38 = 195 (5d100) |
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No.11480
| Rolled 59, 51, 48, 82, 23 = 263 (5d100) |
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No.11481
| Rolled 1, 55, 64, 92, 32 = 244 (5d100) |
Will this roll save humanity?
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No.11482
| Rolled 25, 58, 36, 61, 99 = 279 (5d100) |
Let's at least hope for a merry Christmas
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No.11483
| Rolled 5, 23, 4, 68, 70 = 170 (5d100) |
JUST MOLEST MY FUCKIN LIFE
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No.11484
| Rolled 89, 66, 25, 26, 14 = 220 (5d100) |
🚓🚔🔫🕵
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No.11485
| Rolled 43, 16, 52, 79, 31 = 221 (5d100) |
I JUST hope I never meet anyone else capable of JUSTing me, in the ways I have been JUSTed, ever again.
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No.11486
| Rolled 82, 72, 59, 78, 92 = 383 (5d100) |
JUST
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No.11487
| Rolled 37, 13, 42, 71, 26 = 189 (5d100) |
>>11474
>96
Just fuck my scousers up.
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No.11491
| Rolled 64, 62, 29, 12, 62 = 229 (5d100) |
JUST
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No.11492
| Rolled 37, 39, 28, 76, 34 = 214 (5d100) |
just a few posts left
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No.11495
| Rolled 88, 43, 75, 1, 17 = 224 (5d100) |
JUST end it already
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No.11498
| Rolled 2, 85, 95, 68, 22 = 272 (5d100) |
please Santa
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No.11499
| Rolled 59, 51, 80, 84, 56 = 330 (5d100) |
I'm sorry, Brendan…
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No.11500
| Rolled 15, 57, 51, 28, 41 = 192 (5d100) |
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No.11501
| Rolled 39, 88, 56, 58, 64 = 305 (5d100) |
Just.
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