/f1/ - Formula One

>"Now we can fight"

Gasly the absolute mad man.

>>66187

>Congratulations Pierre Gasly!

well done

Can someone .webm this?

https://twitter.com/FiftyBuckss/status/983025557238632448

>>66192

Thanks m8

Meh race. Good night /f1/

And Alonso gets the driver of the day award, since he actually did well for a change and not have his car break down.

So, who is the Haas mechanic responsible for the fiasco?

>>66145

IIRC rear left failed for K-mag, front left for Grosjean

notebook

>>65969

gas yourself

>>66018

literally worse than a bunch of people you've never heard of (and also conor daly)

https://thejudge13.com/2018/03/16/why-the-latest-woman-in-f1-should-not-be-there/

and it's over

mexico city saturday

race about to start

currently e-interviewing some jewtube e-celebrity on the e-grid

yet another e-race where the only e-passing is during the e-pitstops

what will they do once the batteries last the entire thing?

Even fucking Formula E is taking the piss out on Formula 1 over grid girls.

https://archive.fo/oOAGu

Archive, cause the author is a cuck.

>>65957

f-E is still going to have grid girls, just not at every race

>>65958

That's the whole point. The environmentalists are calling F1 management fags.

>>65959

Both Formula E and Formula 1 are environmentalists now, just that one is saner than the other. Call me oldfashioned but I believe Formula 1 should be all about raw performance from a naturally aspirated ICE (internal combustion engine). Not this faggy hybrid, preserve turbo, preserve tires, preserve engine bullshit.

and now world rallycross set to switch to electric from 2020

although it makes more sense there because they only do a couple laps and nobody watches it

>>6814

think about who bothers to vote in this sort of bait garbage

Heh.

>>65932

think about how many people called this hysterical when it really predicted the future by 3 years

CLAIRE SUPPORTS THE BAN. WILLIAMS IS NOW OFFICIALLY A CUCK TEAM

https://archive.fo/FwQJm

>Claire Williams has backed the decision by Formula 1 bosses to stop using 'grid girls' from this season.

>The 41-year-old, who is F1's only female team boss, told BBC Sport it was "a decision the sport needed to make".

>Williams recognised 'grid girls' were part of a "long tradition" and that there would be a "mixed reaction" but said: "We have to move with the times."

>She said she hoped F1 could "attract more females into the many roles available to them in the industry".

Massa better not coming back next season.

>>65864

Looks like a weird penis.

>>65864

I'm not even surprised they went with the one that looks like it was ripped from some game circa 1999.

bump so that stupid nigger isn't the first thread

>>64733

سيدي البو…

حضرات السادة الانانين…

أرجو من سيادتكم ان يتسع صدركم لما سأوضح في المرافعة حتي نعيش في منتدي صور عادل قال الله تعالي في كتابه الكريم"إِنَّ اللَّهَ يَأْمُرُكُمْ أَنْ تُؤَدُّوا الْأَمَانَاتِ إِلَى أَهْلِهَا وَإِذَا حَكَمْتُمْ بَيْنَ النَّاسِ أَنْ تَحْكُمُوا بِالْعَدْلِ إِنَّ اللَّهَ نِعِمَّا يَعِظُكُمْ بِهِ إِنَّ اللَّهَ كَانَ سَمِيعًا بَصِيرًا" احم سورة النساء

انا اؤيد كل التأييد القوانين التي تكأكأتم عليها في لائحة القوانين لكن لدي اعتراض صارخ علي ثلاثة منها:

اولا:

المادة رقم ثلاثة كيف بامكان الفرد ان يعلم ان الثريد الخاص به غير مهم(شيتبوست) ؟ هل طول الثريد؟ كم من ثريد وصل البامب ليمت لم يتجاوز طولة اير نورمي, هل بكونه ثريد جديد من نوعه؟ في الواقع كثير من الثيردات الموجودة علي الساحة الان جديدة من نوعها و لم يكن لها وجود قبل سنة من الان

و لكن لماذا توضع هذه المادة اصلا؟ هل لجعل بسبب ان هناك ثريدز تمسح بسبب ما يسمونه شيتبوست ثريد؟

لماذا لا يوسع السيد بو عدد الصفحات و تنتهي المعضلة؟

و اللوج ملئ بأدلة تثبت ان هذه المادة تصوغ بشكل غير مباشر للمودز بمسح ثريدات كاملة لمجرد انها لا تروق لهم

ثانيا:

ما فائدة هذه المادة التافهه التي لا ترقي حتي لان اعدها؟

ثالثا:

المادة الثامنة من الائحة من اغبي القوانين التي وضعت منذ اول بوست كيف بالله عليك يمكنك تحديد اسم شخص ناهيك عن ان تحدد عمرة و توجهه و اصله الجغرافي و من اين جاء؟

هل من الاي بي؟ هل من كلامه؟ الا يمكن ان يكون ترولا؟ الا تمتلئ البورد عن حلقومها بالترولات؟

كيف يمكن تميين الترول عن الحقيقي؟ هل بمنع الترولات عن بكرة ابيها و جعل البورد مكان اشبه بالمخاصي؟

و لكن من جهه اخري الا يعتبر ذلك اغتصاب لحرية التعبير و حقوق الانسان يؤمن بها معظم الانونز

رابعا:

لماذا يجب علي الوافدون الجديدون ان يقرأوا اكثر حتي يتمكنوا من المشاركة؟ لماذا لا نساعدهم و ندلهم علي ما يسألون عليه بدلا من ان يبصق في وجههم الانونز الايدجي بكرة و عشيا

الا يجعل هذا البورد مكانا افضل؟

وشكرا…

>>64736

lel

Bump.

Too much Finnish autism on the podium.

someone should tell the crowd senna isnt here

this is totally not milking it at all

I like how literally every time they cut to Stroll he was locking up into turn 1.

that bernie was removed before his death

Brawn GP's story, just because it absolutely destroyed everyone else that year.

>>65726

i would have guessed rapper

Gimi doesn't like techno.

>sir lewis hamilton

sky asking the important questions

>>65731

Please no.

worst president since harding

the fuck is this hussein guy and who thought it would be a good idea to have him speak?

>[2106] Mexican GP stewards – Garry Connelly, Silvia Bellot, Danny Sullivan and Jorge Rodriguez

so he's just called garry connelly an idiot

>>64718

>>64720

that's actually really cool. I heard about this years ago but never saw all the documentation

Grand Prix cars were originally open wheel because they generally thought it was faster, cars like the Mercs were only banned completely when the 1st formula rules were established postwar. There's no intrinsic reason why closed wheel doesn't belong in F1, which was supposed to be a formalisation of Grand Prix racing, not specifically open wheel cars. F1 had a similar identity crisis when wings were introduced and then very nearly banned completely (which would have produced better racing frankly), some older folks I know still say that wings belong on airplanes and not cars, and that F1 cars have been fuck-ugly since they were introduced, but we today don't complain about wings despite them not being in the original formula. Another identity crisis came about when Can-Am did the same thing F1 did, formalisation of Grand Prix racing, but without the arbitrary rules limiting the cars. F1 didn't have an answer for Can-Am and was frankly very lucky that the series collapsed under its own weight.

I don't care what cars look or sound like, I don't care if they have 6 wheels or even a fan at the back (innovations that would never even get to the drawing board with today's restrictions), Grand Prix racing is racing a set distance, longer than a sprint and shorter than an endurance race, for a cash prize, not about arbitrary rules defining the shape of the car.

>>65574

What the fuck are those monstrosities?

>>65576

>modified ex-F1 and CART cars

That's literally all they are, some like the Jordan only have regulation-spec fenders and sportscar-style spoilers, whereas others like the Fondmetal and Penske have full-on bodykits. T'was absolute insanity.

posting broken

it's all ogre

Ricciardo manhandling the champagne bottle.

suzuka coming right the fuck up thanks to the time difference