Welcome back to the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games here in Manama, Bahrain.
We are now most of the way through the Athletes Parade having just seen the Virgin Island team squeak their way into the stadium.
That can only mean one thing, the final team to enter, the hosts, TEAM /WAG/.
Flag bearer for Team /WAG/ could only be one person, Dasha Kaputstina, hoping to secure gold in the drifting competition.
Looking strong for Team /WAG/ is of course Emilia Pikkarainen in the semen swimming event that was added at the previous Olympics in Tokyo, re-branded from the Bukkake Blitz. New rules added means she sadly won't be able to contest in the equestrian events.
I can't actually see her right now but Hanna Prater should be a good shout for the Hide & Seek competition.
Brittny Ward should excel in the rhythmic Sybian riding although she has been plagued by injury so Team /WAG/ did take the controversial decision to ask Jessica Michibata to enter as a back up.
And with that here comes the Olympic flame to set a light to the 208 protesters that represent each of the nations here at the games.
There was speculation about who it would be but you can lay that to rest as Mark Webber enters in his famous flaming Red Bull.
This car has travelled to 20 or so locations all over the world to spread the message of the Olympics. That it is the taking part that matters, even if you are dominated by a German.
He powerslides his way straight into the Olympic cauldron, the protesters are up in flames and the game have well and truly begun.
This has been an amazing opening ceremony in the Memorial Potato Stadium. If you wish to see any highlights of today's events please the click the links below
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