/f1/ - Formula One

Indy 500 today

Just over an hour and a bit to go until start time

Stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c

kvyat and palmer to indycar 2017

>>49235

>palmer to indy lights 2017

FTFY

aaaaaand here comes the family tragedy backstory

wow his accent is so sheffield english

I bet this is awkward for takuma sato

>>49240

>implying he doesn't think it's funny

>>49241

it's awkward to try not to laugh in front of an assload of decrepit veterans in wheelschairs

>50 years from now

>the brave elderly veterans are former drone pilots

>BattleBots vs MMA fighters

Make it happen, 'murica.

i notice they didn't show a certain driver drinking orange juice

>>49246

Foyt did throat Tony George's cock pretty hard though

>prayer-time

MUTE

they should make all the drivers face mecca and kneel on the grid when f1 goes to bahrain

FREEEDOOMMMM

>gotta keep people convinced that perpetual war is necessary

>this DJ scratching sound effect

That would be really cool if this was 1998

>>49255

it's not a sound effect, they actually have a negro standing there scratching records

i think they even let him use the good drinking fountain

>it's so cold the bottle of coke I got out of the fridge 4 hours ago is still quite drinkable

Pretty convenient really

just look at all those casuals

I hope the Russian wins

>patriotism cucked

GENTLEMEN

START YOUR SHITPOSTING

No. 2 American reporting in

>>49260

yesterday I was at this regatta melting, like 85 deg F and humid, but the wedding later (wearing dress clothes) mercifully turned out to not be so bad

so check your climate privileges shitlord

i miss gomer pyle

Well that is gonna kill some local wildlife

what are they catholic

Mari Hulman makes Bernie look spry

>Lady Gaga

ffs

>indy gets gaga

>f1 gets bieber

>reminder that oval track distance is measured on the outside wall

>reminder that with the SAFER wall this is now the Indy497.5

OFFICIAL CRASH ORDER

1. pippa

2. sage

3. chilton

>>49270

>MotoGP gets Bearforce1

>>49271

>reminder that oval track distance is measured on the outside wall

That is fucking stupid

>>49272

>implying that's not one big crash

>should have lost his life

that is a mean thing to say

BESWEET

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SUN

Managed to go for the quickest piss in my life

>go to a replay right as a lead overtake

>5 laps in

>Chilton hasn't crashed yet

If there was a Badger for this I would have already lost

>7 laps

>ad break

Fucking hell

>>49282

I would have gone for the chilton just to be sneaky

Trackforums meltdown would be hilarious

>>49284

Chilton win sorry

>>49284

>>49285

The butthurt over Chilton or the Russia is a hard call

>legendary F1 reject > Indycar drivers

>a commie winning the murica 500 on murica day

>replay of 1911 start for replay of 2016 start

priorities

>>49289

I'm guessing it's for pitstops.

>20 laps in

>no car in the stands yet

If there was a Badger for this I would have already lost

>no crashes yet

Did Sage Karam not make the start or something?

>it's on hopto

>it's just the same broadcast with different commercials

>single day sporting event

>"the month of may"

pick one

hey look pippa mann isn't last

she's 30 laps ahead of someone

YELLOW

>>49296

"debris"

>lazier penalty

take that you 96 cuck

CRASH

FINALLY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT JPM

>JPM

has to go home to his adorable daughter

FUCKING IDIOT YOU BROKE MY FUCKING CAR

Where is Marco? I need the mikey rage if bell beats him.

do you guys remember when takuma sato almost won and then fucked up?

man they built those stands tough

>put bumpers on cars

>be surprised when the drivers ram each other

>>49309

>be tony george

>fuck up american motorsports beyond all recognition

>be surprised when no one shows up or gives a fuck

They keep hyping that they're sold out. It would have been embarrassing if they werent for the centennial.

>>49309

They were designed for that.

Indiana needs a new slogan "crossroads of america" is really shitty.

>when the cars come by it looks like a mexican wave

>but nobody is standing

>realize it's a bunch of cellphones going up to take pitchers

>>49313

>filled the stands with bandwagoners

race director is garbage, never switches to correct onboards.

And there goes Karam

KARAM

>CGI blimps

It's really come to this?

.

>>49292

>Sage Karam

IT HAPPENED

>"you can thank Tony George for that"

>thanking Tony George for anything

>ever

>military discount

Welfare queens

>not using your meme shrine to give townsend bell the victory

>safety car

>not just a code 60 in that corner

:^)

>mfw they try to slow from 370 to 60 for the corner

that was rossi in the pits wasn't it?

>napa auto parts car blue and mexired

>tfw watching racing with your internet fam, instead of tweeting by yourself with zero interactions because you can't handle the bantz

:^)

>>49326

tfw bullying people who aren't even around

>talking about the split without mentioning the split

>"this race means to many different things to different generations"

To people in their 80s, it's really important

To people under 30, Indy five what?

>>49328

>tfw was at a press event and they kept mourning CART

charlie kimball changed his number to 42 for this weekend

because his sponsor insulin product lasts 42 hours

>>49327

>implying he can find stream links on his own

does the dash show rods to the hogshead

GOOOOOOOLLLL

>Besweet not using livestreamer

fuckign pleb

Besweet pls

>>49334

Why are all streamers such annoying faggots?

>bell in third

>CART refugees FTW

>>49339

>tfw I haven't watch American open wheel since ChampCar died, and they're all suddenly old now

aww sage has been bummed

MEME MAGIC TOWNSEND BELL

mchale a lotion

NOOOOOOOOOO not the Russian

>Ally McDeal selling some poker money thing

Luckily for her she wasn't born Ally McHooker

MURICA SHIRTS MEMECAR BTFO BY THE RUSSIAN

I'm okay with this.

nice release faggot

MEMETASTIC

i didn't even notice that was a california pizza kitchen car

i fucking hate california pizza kitchen

Bell and RHR BTFO

AHAHAHAHHAHA

This is finally gitting gud

>>49352

Chilton working his way up via attrition like he always does.

>wearing a helmet while riding a Big Wheel

thanks a lot lawyers

>>49350

they have a special townsend bell flavor pizza which is quite good.

>>49353

>Chilton confirmed for Ferrari 2017?

:^)

>>49355

is it extra salty

What the fuck was that noise?

>>49357

It tastes like fucking idiot crashing into you in the pitlane

F1 reject > Indycar

I hope he wins

>talks shit about Indycar

>clearly still a top lad and still mad about the split

>wins the fife hunret

>trackforum meltsdown

>>49362

*clearly a top lad and still mad about the split

japanese audio

>>49362

>Yeah this is an amazing win. It's great step on my way back to an F1 seat and showing those teams my true talent.

Trackforums goes into full meltdown.

WE NIPPON NOW BRO

streamer cunt

>amerika-jin ni-juu-yon sai

FUCK

>meme multiple crashes to save townsend bell's race

i am so glad i am not there

>Rossi talks shit about Indycar

>wins the 500

>still talks shit about Indycar

>his career goes nowhere

>becomes old

>has to backtrack and claim Indycar is really good so he can feel like he achieved something in his career

the snake pit is so fucking lame now. I recall when it used to have nekkid girls mud wrestling

>opera

No wonder this streamer is annoying :^)

>Lazier

>inb4 Lazier goes another 40 laps down

>missing a wheel

>trying to drive straight

>Chilton 5th

pls no pits to ruin this

>>49377

>21st

oh well

safety pod

for safety

SATO NON

>>49382

Didn't they specifically add tethers onto the pods after last year?

>>49383

looked that way floppying around when they pulled it off

Who the hell are the British commentators for BT?

#Prayfortownsend

>>49387

>know

>gmail

lel

plz not newgarden

dude looks like a fucking quarterback

>>49389

pls not kanaan he's an arrogant sand nigger

>>49390

>>49389

I don't want any of the top 4 to win

>all this fps

>>49391

meme magic something then

Anyone but Kanaan imo

>>49394

i'll take it

>Kanaan btfo

Noice

>Rossi 2nd

Here comes the meme magic

>Rossi 1st

Someone put it in the wall now

rossi winning is like verstappen winning. It will confirm the unfounded opinions of the casuals

If he makes it imma lol so hard

COME ON COME ON

come oncome oncome oncome oncome oncome oncome oncome oncome oncome oncome on

OMG it's happening

YES YES YES YES

MEME MAGIC

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>>49400

>>49401

>>49402

>>49403

>>49404

LEL

This makes up for Monaco

>>49408

FUCK YOU TRACKFORUM

FUCK YOU INDYCAR

FUCK YOU TONY GEORGE

YOU GOT BEATEN BY A SHIT DRIVER ON AN ECONOMY RUN!

>michael getting chunky

also marco suicide when

he looks so confused

>“For me personally as a driver IndyCar is something I’m not incredibly interested in solely because of the ovals,” said Rossi. “If the majority went back to road courses and street courses like it was, yeah, it’s something I would consider. But for the time being the ovals are something I’m not interested in first of all and second of all I think that I have an opportunity in Formula One and I want to exploit that.”

>“I don’t know if it’s this generation or what,” he added, “it’s just something that, for me, the risk is just too high. And I don’t know if in a previous time when accidents happened more often and they were sometimes more severe people got more used to it but as the younger generation is coming up it’s not something we’re used to seeing. When it does happen it definitely puts you off a bit, it comes as a big shock. For me that’s the main reason why IndyCar isn’t an interest.”

>Rossi admitted “I haven’t followed [IndyCar] that much since it split”.

>“For me in the late nineties growing up I watched Champ Car and for me that was the best championship that there was, for me it was even better than F1. But when they split it ruined it and they lost a lot of fans and people got confused and then it just kind of slid.

>“I think IndyCar in its own right is a very competitive championship and very difficult to win. But I think that it’s lost its edge and I think that, if anything, that’s almost a good thing for Formula One because people are kind of looking for something else in terms of open-wheel racing because like I say it’s not that popular.”

MEME MAGIC

i haven't been this entertained since i read about saward's sister getting raped

>>49493

first obama gets 40%, then he's californian so he will probably have to take out a loan to pay off the rest

>"So…we were running our yellow map, which normally you only run around for yellow," Herta admitted.

>"The last few laps, because we still weren't going to make it, I don't know…divine intervention…what put it in my head, but I started telling Alex, 'I want you to clutch the engine and coast down the straightaways,'" he added. "And he said, 'You want me to what?' I said, 'Trust me, drive the corners and then clutch and coast on the straight. Clutch and coast.'

http://www.racer.com/more/viewpoints/item/130260-pruett-inside-rossi-s-wild-rise-to-indy-500-glory

>>49493

>how much of that does Rossi get to keep?

I suspect the team will take at least half.

I was actually at Indy for the weekend. It was okay. Just one rude guy that pushed me while I was walking. He might have been from Chicago or something. Most of Indianapolis was polite.

30 min of qualy lieft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XImJLZ2eGN4

>even the announcers don't care

the entire fast 6 has been going on and they've been chatting with some jew about boston and texas and potato chips or something the entire fucking time

broadcast is go

RAIN IN 5 MINUTES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgddejx6WJY

>8th Chilton

>19th Rossi

Welcome to IndyCar, where the positions are made up, and talent doesn't matter.

all these liveries reverted

>"Scott Dixon is going slow!!"

That's because there's a speed limit in pit lane…

>quality commentary

>>49665

Youtube is 720 m80

>>49659

>>49666

>czech the domestic stream

>it's a scumbag lawyer commercial for baby powder

>then another scumbag lawyer commercial for bullying

I assume that Fred Savage will one day look back at this Honda/Indy ad as the low point of his career.

because i needed quotes from annie lennox about cassius clay

>>49670

at least it's a normal ad, he'll be on some late-night infomercial at some point

oh yeah, the stream fuckingwith

>suddenly Spanish

Why are streamers all such faggots?

I used to have no opinion of Chevys, but I now hate them because of these Malibu ads

>the emoji one is the worst

>stream kill

That's unusual for IndyCar

http://motorsport.hopto.org:8080/

kimball got to keep his matte paint but went back to his old number

alternate stream:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/thezoo101

bit behind tho

they should just set all the races in the middle of a ghetto like this, it could be their signature

>this chopper shot

There's one grandstand in 10 corners, and it's only one quarter full.

>just fix my car holmatro

why even have your own pits

TK has the biggest tool

>the commentary crew failing to drum up enthusiasm

>>49692

>stop doing what I don't do

Race 2 in 20 bings

https://streamup.com/besweeet

>>49719

Streaming site potato af

This one is better

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nascar49zoo

>>49722

i was about to fish out my antenna

THAT was the ceo of GM?

>>49723

There's always Cric before that

http://crichd.tv/update/bt1.php

>it's a shame the BT1 ace is kill

>>49724

Wasn't paying attention

>>49726

it was some woman

The commentator who always says "expecially" really triggers my autism

>the CEO of GM is a woman

>Uncle Buck is a black man

the fuck is happening

digisport 1 is showing international espn feed with magyar commentary but it's buffering as fuck

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>Chilton

>you can hear the sound of crashing into the wall out of the race and as a driver i can tell you you dislike that

>the mayor of butthurt town

the mayor of salty town

>current year

>they still make all-negro mcdonalds commercials

i think that 365 site is still up too

>>49736

America is a silly place.

>max chilton having a steering issue problem

he had a problem with his steering issue?

>Graaaaam Rahal

Still not as bad as Dany Fiat

I hope the Russian ends up in Nascar

Those side bumpers make it impossible to read most of the sidepod sponsors.

They really didn't think shit out.

was that power or jpm on that pass

>tiny side-side pip

>Detroit in charge of maintaining their roads

>>49742

Couldn't see shit.

this wedding commercial is so poorly executed i only just realized all those lines rhyme and were supposed to be lyrical

>>49743

>Detroit in charge of maintaining anything

these rear wings remind me i need to build a bookshelf

>>49747

The cars would look 68% less retarded if they didn't have those winglets behind the rear wheels.

i wonder how long one of these shitboxes would last at LM24

they get some huge mileage out of the engines already

>>49750

>they get some huge mileage out of the engines already

Wouldn't surprise me if they lasted.

They only use 11k something rpm.

Exhaust manifolds might be a different story.

Stream is kill

>banned

http://crichd.tv/update/bt1.php for now

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is working better than the magyar one

and is in serbian afaict

>montoya

>jpm

look how fat he's gotten

>>49756

Use http://cricfree.sx/update/bt1.php for audio

It's slightly behind the ace, as opposed to crichd being far ahead.

>meksiko - urugvaj

u r gay is a joke country in every language isn't it

they finally found a series where the safety car is more attractive than the race cars

although just because detroit

>usually it's some honda accord

>>49764

V8 Supercar used a Nissan Altima soon after Nissan announced they were going to enter the series

First time it came out, it was raining, and it understeered off the track.

It was never seen again.

>>49765

>It was never seen again.

if they park this vette in this neighborhood overnight they can replicate that

>P4

is there still meme magic left

>>49769

There is not

>>49770

we only needed 9 laps

somebody isn't sacrificing to the meme gods

>fuccboi wins lol

she is going to mangle his balls

>serbian ace in charge of showing the post race pointlessness

robin miller:

>The 21 drivers who raced for Leader's Circle participant teams didn't lose $100,000 off the top of their total winnings; it turns out it was $300,000. In other words, Carlos Munoz got a check for $788,743, but $300,000 went right to owner Michael Andretti. So Munoz actually only earned a percentage of $488,000 for finishing second in a race that sold an estimated $28 million worth of tickets.

>For Indy-only drivers like J.R. Hildebrand it's a little different, but still brutal. He "earned" $257,305 for sixth place but $200,000 went to owner Ed Carpenter. So Hildebrand got a percentage of $57,305 – or half of that, if he's lucky.

>Then there's poor Matthew Brabham. The rookie ran all day, kept his nose clean and finished 22nd to "earn" $202,805. Well, $200,000 went to the KVSH team, and Brabham got a percentage of a whopping $2,805.

STREAM

http://cricfree.sx/update/nbcsn.php

see >>50010

TRACTOR CUNT

>this patriotic Nascar ad

>"lets remember how we got here; by breaking the rules"

I thought that was Australia :^)

>>50015

I see what you did there, criminal.

>just felt like I hit a bump

for a speedway that track looks rough. It's not even a road track, why wouldn't they fucking improve it? Are they underfunded or what?

There's no excuse for a speedway to have shitty tarmac.

>>50018

They probably leave it that way to cause more crashes

>the cancer that is Nascar

>>50019

more crashes = more viewership

>cue people who still haven't watched Monaco yet complaining about the spoiler

ROSSI P3

>who the fuck is this guy? he just came from f1 and he's a rookie

Pagenaud can't into speedways but dominated road courses.

What does this even mean? I'm new to indy but I think it means that he's actually a good driver and isn't good at constant repetitive tasks like driving in an oval and "muh left turn".

>>50070

Wow, they finally hit rock bottom.

>>50083

maybe they could get dasha in

Stream for today:

https://streamboat.tv/@besweeet2

>playing some Indy500 official highlights shit atm

>>50373

Wow, the m3u8 is just sitting there is you click on the embed thing in the player.

Put this in to VLC:

http://edge-us-east.streamboat.tv/live/besweeet2/index.m3u8?s=3b26095a001ea6f0ad3bb9285ad5871b46faeaaa

>>50374

I seem to be getting a bit of buffering in VLC I don't get in the webplayer though.

>your mileage may vary

>Paul Tracy still claiming the 2002 Indy500 win

GOOD LAD

>>50374

that gives me a 403 forbidden, it looks like it generates a different

>s=xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

which can be found in the javascript under window.streamboat

>also having some buffering

oh, robosaurus

excuse me

>>50387

so fucking ridiculous

>>50387

>>50388

how many years has that thing been around? it doesn't look like they've updated it since the 90s

>>50386

It will always be Truckasaurus to me

>Robosaurus is a transforming dinosaur robot created by inventor Doug Malewicki in 1989

off by a decade

>>50389

I even saw it trying to sell it to Pawn Stars once

>more than likely wasn't for sale and was just "reality" tv bullshit

*dunphy

>>50376

ok so it seems to be one of those counterintuitive ones where it doesn't like stopping and restarting and feeding a big chunk of the stream at once

try turning the buffer size way down when you open it

>1000msec = no pauses

>>50396

Was already doing it on 1000ms for me, probably because ocean cable length gives me an extra 250-300ms

On 100ms atm and it seems a bit better but not perfect.

>>50397

i've gotten one or two spikes now but at least with small buffer it recovers straight away

>>50398

Yeah same.

Green breakup on segment change, occasionally a 1-3 second skip.

>running 0ms now

>tfw can't tweak the contrast because I need to keep my presets there for Henno's shitty bright video quality

>>50401

VLC needs save profiles for that shit

>>50399

might get a foreign language ace so only have to deal with stutter audio

>>50402

>write changes to config

>>50403

>might get a foreign language ace so only have to deal with stutter audio

Was looking for a BT ESPN ace before with no luck

jpm looks fatter every day

>>50404

does anyone do aus fox 259

>>50406

*505

the not hopto one

>>50406

Nope. Hopto is the only Foxteal stream.

>what's your favorite part of coming to tx motor spdwy

"the stupid sluts they have read questions"

>>50408

>Foxteal

*Foxtel

>foxteal

>petronas foxtel

>the worst fox television

does she get a bonus for every time she says awesome

>Dixon:

>"in New Zealand no one is allow guns"

Bullshit

>>50410

>tfw spent 10 minutes looking and can't find caps of those malaysian stream hostess hookers

i have too many caps

>>50413

I know that feel.

I couldn't find my broomtruck caps earlier today, and ended up searching 8ch for them instead.

>there should be a race happening by now

Track still too wet?

>wasn't paying that much attention to the pre-race

>>50416

Yep

>hear racing

>come check

nope

i wonder what nbcsn had scheduled in the slot after this that is going to be btfo

They are basically making an entire hour-long documentary for Kanaan.

this is really fucking with my hot dog timing

my slaw is going to be all soppy

track doesn't look damp to me

>still no racing

ffs i pointed and reglazed an entire exterior window while this was going on plus replaced a mullion and sanded and puttyd for primer

>tfw got to use my new 18ga brad nailer

>>50423

you absolute madman

reliving the moment sage karam shockingly crashed like no one could have predicted

RACE POSTPONED TO SUNDAY

live now on digisport 1

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and novasport

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>>50611