/f1/ - Formula One

First for xma mda!

>>49882

>>49883

One time is enough sweetheart!

>>49884

Refresh page, I deleted the first one.

>didn't realised it was pillarboxed when I converted it

>I care about quality

>>49885

Oh, I suppose it's my mistake then. Thank you for caring about quality!

>>49883

well memed

My predictions:

01. N. Rosberg

02. L. Hamilton

03. S. Vettel

04. K. Räikkönen

05. F. Massa

06. D. Ricciardo

07. V. Bottas

08. C. Sainz

09. F. Alonso

10. S. Pérez

11. J. Button

12. N. Hülkenberg

13. F. Nasr

14. K. Magnussen

15. M. Ericsson

16. R. Haryanto

17. P. Wehrlein

DNF. M. Verstappen

DNF. D. Kvyat

DNF. R. Grosjean

DNF. J. Palmer

DNF. E. Gutiérrez

Also hottest driver to least hottest driver:

01. N. Rosberg

02. C. Sainz

03. F. Alonso

04. N. Hülkenberg

05. J. Button

06. S. Vettel

07. S. Pérez

08. K. Magnussen

09. J. Palmer

10. M. Ericsson

11. V. Bottas

12. K. Räikkönen

13. F. Nasr

14. D. Ricciardo

15. F. Massa

16. D. Kvyat

17. R. Grosjean

18. E. Gutiérrez

19. R. Haryanto

20. L. Hamilton

21. P. Wehrlein

DNF. M. Verstappen (and I don't even mean that in a rude way; I think with age he might even get into the top 10 considering his mum and dad and just having a typical STILL IN THE MAKING face like Vettel had).

>>49890

I don't know, they are both really ugly. I suppose Grosjean is better, my mistake.

I want more posters!

>>49893

>frogface in 12th

Reddit pls

This is so bad I can't even think of a way to maymay it

Stream?

>>49899

Details aren't released until 15mins or so before the session.

STREAM

6k:

ff521f95b3d7b3c140e9ae1c9467c8e70184d5d8

>>49901

3k:

b2ac003a6b6068b8457f37a61b73bf51b2e2a717

russian ace is back again

>ted gives lewisha a Bber question

quality

>tfw roidpedal on at the same time

gonna see if Di Besta is intolerable and perhaps switch

>"What would he do?" on bully's helmet

>he

nice gendered pronoun, shitlord

>Ted: "everybody is getting closer" to winning

Except McHonda

fernando on his farewell tour

>>49909

Well memed

>nearly spat out my pizza

Imagine if Alonso does retire at the end of the year, and Reddit has to swallow it's impotent rage and admit Herbert was right.

>>49911

they should be good at swallowing by now

>>49910

It's like 4pm why eat pizza

>>49911

Alonso is contracted for 2017 but yeah, even he is saying he'll go to WEC or something if the new cars are crap

>>49913

>this guy in charge of flags

>>49914

It clearly displays a British flag, but zoomed out. My point still stands.

>>49903

Interestingly there are higher and lower bitrate versions

6k

078e5de99a310e68f8a86b53d811a4ed43c62a42

3.5k

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

Even more interestingly, the low bitrate ace has the same ID as the old 24/7 stream.

Hopefully it stays up but I doubt it

>>49915

>a British flag, but zoomed out

Clearly Britain at night. So not 4pm.

get ready to screencap harry antics P1 lads

The walls are so close near the corners. I'm scared for my Max :(

>rain forecast for GP

>Ted talking about dry tire strategy

top kek

is the henno 3k looping like 5 min ago for anyone else?

>>49919

You should be more worried about tractors.

D'aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

>>49921

Not watching it.

Try >>49916 if you need the lower bitrate

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

>>49925

many thanks Straya (and mother Russia)

>Massa

>Croft: "Paul will be with me in the commentary booth for each and every session this weekend"

Is he mad with Rupert and is trying to tank the ratings or something?

It was the grass!

>>49933

Why are you watching F1?

Why are you watching cycling?

Are you sure you are American?

Are you an Euroboo?

but what about the kinematics, ted

Didn't Massa get the memo?

If you drive

DON'T drink!

>"I think I had a problem. I cancelled the DRS and lost the rear completely"

cannot deal with downforce

Ah, he went before he got on the grass.

>>49931

dat positive camber

>>49935

did they even have 'roids back then?

>>49936

my dad is a euro immigrant so I guess I am technically 2nd generation

>>49942

>did they even have 'roids back then?

Look at them go, they must have.

Heineken ★ Heineken ★ Heineke…………Heineken ★ Heineken ★

>that Lazenby bit

/cheeky/

>>49945

Heineken ★ Heineken ★ Heineke\ō͡≡o˞ ̶…………★ Heineken ★

good view of the Renault matte paint

>>49948

It really is super pretty isn't it! I also like(d) the manor (with the darker blue) and of course the Red Bulls.

is Louis on track? haven't seen him yet

Kvyat looks dead inside

>>49950

Not sure. Hasn't set a time.

>>49931

This Sky pet ad thing is more annoying than Henno's bullshit.

And that's quite an accomplishment.

did they get rid of the girl who likes things that start with cock

>>49954

I think they rotate them.

>herbert asking a driver about his bonuses

what could possibly go wrong

does dadmag's vette have a matching paint job this year

Is it worth it to get the Sky sports pass? I kind of want to get it just to be able to access live onboard cams.

>>49957

>red bull win bonuses

Yet another reason why Webber was always so assblasted at Seb.

>wins with Red Bull:

>Vettel: 38

>Webber: 9

>>49959

Depends if you want the onboards bad enough to pay for them.

>>49962

I do, I am obsessed with watching onboard cams for some reason. I usually just watch older ones on youtube, it'd be nice to be able to watch them live whenever I want to.

>Maxman gets more penalty points

>earns a one race ban and we get to see Sainz or Kvyat again

make it happen

>>49964

>Kvyat deliberate grenades the engine during practice so Max gets a grid penalty later in the year

BOLLARDGATE

>Croft masturbating to his rulebook again

how much would it cost to have croft assassinated? could we crowdfund that

>>49968

we could do a kickstarter

>that flatspot on Hamilton's front right

if nasr leaves they should ring giedo

>>49971

Rosberg is sandbagging

What are the chances of Palmer driving into a wall yet again?

HAM ROS VET

>there's a drink button right on the steering wheel

mixed messages

has george lucas arrived yet

Ted is great with bantz

McHonda uses smokescreen

wehrmacht back to dtm when

why do people like soccer/football so much? It's a fucking shit

>>49986

It's great and fun.

>>49988

I wonder what it's like during a NASCAR wind tunnel test session

>"Hey Daryl, the wind is goin over da windshield too fast"

>"okay Clint, slow down the wind speed"

indy practice in a few bings

Feels weird having F1 at this time.

>feel like a coke

>figure I can go down the supermarket before FP2 and buy some

>realise it's 2am

>>49990

Is there even a stream for that?

>>49991

just drink liquor, it will make you forget about the coke

>>49992

dunno

>nbcsn

>>49992

http://cricfree.sx/update/nbcsn.php

>>50000

You fucking piece of shit.

>>50002

heil potato

>>50001

Is Vettel even still with Hannah? I never hear anything about her.

>>50003

people I dislike power rankings

>ID: 76b77b

>Henno

>Mexicunt

>Senna fans

>>50005

why do you hate indy so much? It's just some shit to watch when f1 isn't on

>>50006

You dumb bastard

doesn't even realise he ruined the get

>>50007

i'm just kidding, I know you are talking about the stream

lol indyfags crashing into the wall and totaling their cars during practice

Also

>>49207

>>49207

>>49207

>>49207

FP2 in 1 bong

>>50028

It looks a little sad: Just a bunch of subpar drivers pretending to race an F1 car while actually driving boring slow Porsche's.

>>50029

>crash out of P2 and cause a red flag

>still finish 2nd because of red flag rules and the race being over

just as planned

STREAMS

Henno:

>6k

ff521f95b3d7b3c140e9ae1c9467c8e70184d5d8

>3k:

b2ac003a6b6068b8457f37a61b73bf51b2e2a717

Russian ace (SkyF1 in English):

>HQ:

078e5de99a310e68f8a86b53d811a4ed43c62a42

>LQ:

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

>>50032

That's what I was referring to here:

>>49946

It was pretty decent tier bantz for Lazenby/Sky

>Herbert explaining technical things to Kravitz

TED KRAVITZ, TECHNICAL EXPERT

>>50037

I can't tell if Ted deliberately acts dense to help out 'the show' by asking obvious questions or if he is genuinely slow

>tfw a normie friend of a friend/acquaintance of mine is at Circuit Gilles Villeneuve right now

He invited me to go but I am too cheap to buy grandstand tickets. They're in one of the 'Senna' T1/T2 grandstands.

>>50043

Good to see you again, Amerifriend!

>>50041

>grandstand tickets

>paying money to sit in the sun all day

Fuck that

These super close times!

>>50049

He's not doing a ustream

>think he's given up on it because of DMCAs

If you can get flash to work:

http://crichd.tv/update/skyf1.php

If you have the VLC app:

http://motorsport.hopto.org:8080/

>>50052

>>50049

http://46.101.6.95/hls/live.m3u8

Is henno stream for VLC

/blogish/

>went digging through garbage bags of clothes from when I moved

>found the shirt I was looking for

>I call it my "Mexican shirt"

>it's just a plain black tshirt, but it's made in Mexico, which you never see in Australia

>dug it out because it's warm because due to being abnormally thick

>Mexico is always 8 million degrees

>tshirts in Mexico are made to be as warm as possible

>what the fuck is wrong with them?

>>50055

Interesting point.

Heineken™ advices: Do Not Drink!

>>50052

Vlc worked, thanks so much

Are the Merc's sandbagging or is Vettel pretty quick?

>>50060

And is Kimi sandbagging

>tfw he probably isn't

>>50061

He's probably been sandbagging

on ice cream

I like stories

Lord Stevens and Ant getting utterly btfo by Ted & Dafty

will they ever learn?

>tfw can't tell if Ferrari is actually good here because Kimi is a shit

>russian ace keen as fuck to pull the plug

>>49987

Opening game of the euros was pretty meh though

>>50071

maybe it will pick up like copa

>for everyone except england

>>50072

>for everyone except england

well duh

Doesn't stop me having the bunting and flags set up around the TV in the sitting room and chanting out three lions and world in motion.

>>50074

perfectly fine reasons.

aaand they mess up the anthem AGAIN

>>50077

What did they do now?

Claire Williams awarded an OBE

http://www.williamsf1.com/racing/news/claire-williams-awarded-an-obe

run daddy's business = get an OBE

>>50078

they cut the anthem short and the team+crowd had to finish it a capella

they did the exact same thing earlier to someone else

>>50079

implying you don't want to call her dame

>>50080

>implying you don't want to call her dame

OBE is low tier, and doesn't come with a title.

>The five classes of appointment to the Order are, in descending order of precedence:

>1) Knight Grand Cross or Dame Grand Cross of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (GBE)[a]

>2) Knight Commander or Dame Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (KBE or DBE)

>3) Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (CBE)

>4) Officer of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (OBE)

>5) Member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (MBE)

>The senior two ranks of Knight or Dame Grand Cross and Knight or Dame Commander entitle their members to use the title of Sir for men and Dame for women before their forename.

>smc being this slow with the FPs

>>50080

Apparently that is actually FIFA policy.

Chile's anthem goes over the time limit and so they just cut it but they continue to sing it.

>>50087

didn't JV fail out of that series? and was it before or after he failed out of F-E which was after he'd failed out of 2nd string nascar road courses

>>50088

JV really does live the dream life.

>travel around the world

>get to race in random series

>don't even try

>write article heaping shit on someone

>move on to the next random series

>>50087

>"the reigning champion, Scott Speed"

Wow, that's fucking sad.

For fuck sakes.

This rallycross series has a "joker lap" where they get to take a shortcut, once.

What the fuck has happened to motorsport?

>push to pass

>DRS

>#fanboost

>competition caution

>joker lap

>>50091

i take it you didn't watch the late era top gear where they explained and did all that

>>50091

Hasn't that been in Rallycross for ages?

any series that starts

>Red Bull

is a joke anyway, i think they have snowmobiles going down water slides series or something

>>50093

>implying I've ever watched Rally cross before

It was a good run.

>>50095

i thought it was because they published a sex tape with a howard stern associate's wife

you can't do that shit

>>50094

>any series that starts

>>Red Bull

Just a thought: this Heineken deal kills off the dream of Mateschitz buying F1 and promoting it properly.

>>50099

Now we instead get to have ads like this

>>50098

Nope. Hogan sex tape.

Gawker thought they could bully Hogan because he couldn't afford risking millions on lawyers, but gay billionaire guy who hates Gawker covered the bill.

Then hilariously, the lawyers sued them in a way that Gawker's insurance wouldn't cover it.

Gawker lost, and got hit with $100 million in damages.

>Gawker editor was such a tard he made jokes in his deposition that he would post anyone's sex tape as long as they were older than 4

wow i just saw a skoda commercial for the first time ever

i thought they only advertised with sharpie on discarded cardboard tacked up at village fetes

>>50101

oh the billionaire is gay. i thought you were saying hulk was outed gay

>i naturally assume all roidbuilders are gay

>and wrestling fans

>>50100

>landing a chopper outside a champions league final

>implying it wouldn't have been shot down by a eurofighter as soon as it got close because terry wrist

>>50102

Shit I think their cake ad won an award over here.

>>50105

They even gave it a sequel

>>50105

>This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

blocking an advert keke

>>50105

>using cliched as fuck music

>winning an award

Pick fucking one

>>50106

That one's better, but would have been waaaaaaay better if it was done by a rival company.

>>50107

Where's your freedom now, Murica?

>>50105

>>50108

>Cake went on to win a slew of awards, including Golds at the British Television Advertising Awards and the Creative Circle Awards,[19][23] and a Gold Lion at the Cannes Lions International Advertising Festival,[22] one of the most prestigious awards of the marketing industry. According to the Gunn Report, Cake was the third-most-awarded television advertising campaign of 2008, behind Gorilla for Cadbury and The Power of Wind for Epuron.

They got so unlucky releasing an ad at the same time as the Phil Collins playing Gorilla one.

That one went fucking stupidly viral.

>vidal

>>50111

>kept waiting for the joke

>was just a gorilla playing the drums

People sure are easily impressed

/blog/

>been having a shit time breathing lately

>think it's due to the thin mountain air, and cold as fuck winter in my new town

>finally went to the chemist and got an asthma inhaler this morning

>tfw

>>50113

Cadbury's ads were a bit weird for a short time but everybody talked about them.

Then they got bought by America and became shitter than shit

Thanks America.

>>50117

It was the directors version of a sequel to Gorilla.

It's quite bad that I remember these ads so vividly

>>50123

I take that back. He's doing a Bleeding Gums Murphy.

FP2 replay just started on hopto

>>49881

what?

>>50035

alesi's was just such a long time coming for someone who was a front runner since year >>50095

chris harris is an annoying beady eyed dick licker anyway

>>49892

is it just me or have we had fewer posters as the likelihood of f1 getting good again disappeared

/BLOG/

>wake up

>angry at neighbours for loud talking outside at 6am

>browse internet sites

>7am

>wonder why the sun isn't up yet

>realise it's 7pm

>>50130

>what?

Shit tier cuckchan meme for "mad max"

>that's the best they can do now

>they'll be making non-ironic kimi ice cream jokes soon

>>50133

Worst part was I was damn close to yelling at the neighbours to "shut the fuck up, people are trying to sleep".

>demanding 24hr silence

>>50135

>How you been ausbro?

Against all odds I'm still holding together.

>>50135

>I got laid off

Sucks bro.

>>50115

This insurance company made some good ones over the years.

FP3 in 2 bongs

FORZA FERRARI

Hopefully they have got over the tyre troubles. The new turbo also holding up well.

FP3 in 30 bings

==>HYPE

==>HYPE

==>HYPE

==>HYPE

>watching the SkyF1 F1 show

>they're going through past Canada winners

>Piquet 3 wins

>highlight video one of his wins

>Schumacer 7 wins

>highlight video of one of his wins

>Hamilton 4 wins

>highlight video of every one of his wins

They really love the taste of his penis.

STREAMS

Henno:

>6k

4cc9a76376534ac1a941250fcda8a3b067ce02de

>>50147

henno:

>3k:

0b694b82e581496cef7496c43dedbf1c96dd5676

>Donations are optional. They allow Henno to pay for server costs mainly. Other costs can be found in the subreddit, you can donate via henno.info/donate. Alerts during ad breaks for £1 or more, CREDIT/DEBIT CARDS NOW ACCEPTED

>CREDIT CARDS NOW ACCEPTED

Now you can give money you don't have to Henno!

>>50147

>>50148

Thank you! Always reliable links here unlike 4chan.

http://46.101.6.95/hls/live.m3u8

Also works.

British ads are really one of the worst things.

Russian ace is up (SkyF1 in English)

>HQ

078e5de99a310e68f8a86b53d811a4ed43c62a42

>LQ

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

why can't crofty have ass surgery and be gone for a weekend

>dat biosphere

true meme structure

>>50152

dunno, ours are pretty painful. especially volume-wise. those and the political attack ads.

>>50153

Interlaced and stuff right? Why bother?

mark hughes pointing out the obvious pointers

>tfw Nazi Gold vs mighty Albania and FP3 can easily fit on one screen with the thread

>>50159

Rather have 6k and 50fps without having to jump through hoops. Just have to deal with le ebin redditor kike.

Woa already a 1.14

Ricciardo is really really good this year in my opinion he just had so much bad luck.

0.000!

>+0.000

harry so fast he is beating rosberg standing in the pits

> you always make me feel good don't have to worry about that ;-)

>Red Bull and Ferrari in the mix with Mercedes

is it happening?

good thing we're going to have new cars and halos next season now that it's actually competitive

Got bored and went through them all

You see how fucking nice I am to you?

HENNO VLC STREAMS

6K

>AU

http://128.199.211.84/hls/live.m3u8

>EU

http://46.101.6.84/hls/live.m3u8

>US

http://178.62.49.124/hls/live.m3u8

http://162.243.121.185/hls/live.m3u8

http://162.243.226.26/hls/live.m3u8

3K

>India

http://139.59.10.222/hls/live.m3u8

>AU

http://188.166.177.162/hls/live.m3u8

http://188.166.190.13/hls/live.m3u8

>US East

http://107.170.219.48/hls/live.m3u8

http://107.170.199.232/hls/live.m3u8

http://107.170.255.128/hls/live.m3u8

>US West

http://162.243.216.252/hls/live.m3u8

http://162.243.119.114/hls/live.m3u8

http://162.243.62.93/hls/live.m3u8

>EU

http://178.62.0.104/hls/live.m3u8

http://46.101.6.169/hls/live.m3u8

http://46.101.6.177/hls/live.m3u8

http://46.101.6.184/hls/live.m3u8

He didn't go through the bollard.

Reprimand? Pls?

does he still go

>trippull purpulll sekterrr

>>50167

And don't go posting them everywhere, or he'll just change them.

You don't help people by posting them, you just screw the people who already use them.

half-orc tennis thing has the acting ability of a turnip

>this Vettel pace

This makes my Badger choices hard

>>50173

it's going to be a crapshoot for pole if it rains

>>50173

Thought Merc are sandbagging this session.

Max being faster than them shows that.

ITS NOT MAX

THANK YOU GODS

fiat practicing for suicide

>>50177

>ITS NOT MAX

>THANK YOU GODS

–Max's girlfriend after recieving the paternity test results

RAIN

>not that the current order matters

>>50179

And I just called you a sweet anon. I feel betrayed.

>>50181

I think their waterproof pants over the top of his normal ones.

Probably just put them on

>>50182

I have your rare pepe too :^)

>>50176

I might actually go for Max given that Vettel will get points for pole since he is on my (our?) teams

gotta be a madman to outscore people

>>50183

>waterproof pants

But are they for keeping moisture out, or keeping it in?

>incontinent old man problems

>>50185

Rain does favor more downforce.

And more downforce is Red Bull.

>this Romain camera position

pretty cool

>>50187

I checked the forecast and it looks like quali will gradually dry out

>perfect opportunity for Max to Vercrashen

Wow! Vettel! Vettel is awesome.

I love Vettel

I love Max

I love Ricciardo

I love Gimi

I sorta like Rosberg

I hate Hammy

I am pretty happy with this year top 3 constructors line-up.

>>50190

Looks like a total douche.

why is the williams stinkjuice advert all pit stops and wet weather

>henno has earned >100 good boy points for streaming a mere practice session

I am in the wrong field

Can anyone tell me why the Force India car is louder and whinier?

>>50193

>copyright violation = slap on the wrist

>copyright violation for profit = jail time

I'd happily watch Cric if I knew Henno was rotting in prison.

>KMAG

I hoped it was Palmer

>Magnussen

pls be totaled so I can get them delicious pitlane start points

>Kmag managing to crash in the few metres of track without Heineken signage

Impressive

I feel bad for Renault.

>danskjävel

Was that the G light flashing?

>off to the doctor with Kmag

Huh? What even did he do? Why did he steer to the left?

>>50204

would be.

Only reason they send the medical car out is because the G sensor gets tripped

Ah, the rear stepped out and he overcorrected

>>50206

Yeah, you can see it on the onboard. Starts blinking after the hit.

footage from the high speed face cameras when

>no restart

Fucking seriously?

>>50211

>8ch notices it

>Sky hasn't

>old man Gimi

>any bet for pole

sad but true

>>50214

If Gimi was a horse you'd never bet on him for a win, only for a place.

>it's just spotting now

said none of button's gfs ever

QUALY IN 2 BONGS

>sweeper cunt

what an evolved machine

>hurr hurr twitter says the left rear was loose

Why would a loose left rear come away from the hub from the load of right hand turn?

>twitter moron logic

finale of roidpedal atm if you're bored

frenchies are about to cuck skeletor

http://cyclinghub.tv/livestream

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TELEVISION

I thought this sort of stuff was only in the US.