467df3 No.917262 [View All]
Also know as: Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans, Alasdair Jakes, Not the Farsh-nuke.
Jahans is a violent artificially testosterone-fuelled obese NEET cannibal fetishist who hilariously virtue signals about all the usual SJW shit in order to hide how disgusting he is from his non-existent audience and imaginary friends.
He has deleted much cocks, added some more and is intermittently creating and deleting still more. His primary vehicle since the shutdown of Tumblr Porn is using Twitter to retweet porn, S/M fetish shit and thirst on thots and camwhores.
<The Four-Part Jahans Documentary:
The Sins of the Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-l15dW9JcE
An Englishman on Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ekWgz3VYs
Jahanquisition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIPyoAilW_0
Boyfriend Saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMtZCjtuYcQ
<More Introductory Nectar
The Next Generation Revolutionaries: Alexander Jahans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbFpps7_2Q
The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I
Fashy Gainz EP10: Jahans Level Motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4otmzisxn8
Alexander Jahans: Diary of a madman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM
Esoteric Revelations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIEana3jQM
Emperor Jahans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqABF-TNEEs
Alexander Jahans joins the Alt-Right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcN0IWu7nXM
Discord Interviews with Jahans (2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KZH9heM454
Discussing Jahans with Black Adam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXcwRbDqblg
<Jahans links
Blog and Fiction http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/
Twitter https://twitter.com/farshnuke
Main Facebook (mostly public but commenting is friends only) https://www.facebook.com/farshnuke
Facebook Fanpage https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderGordonJahans
<Youtube channels
Main Channel https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke
paypig https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc7k2OmGmyu7Ny1kDTIgFvg
Alex Vents https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvdMxpvCCo1LA3kLlpf_xRg
Punditry https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hQX87BCRV8xMZ-OWk3rsw
Scripted Videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC36Bsgey3YwAqR6Gd88N_oA
Audiobooks https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNIHwG80mzrfNAb2XqhhV2w
<Previous threads
1 http://archive.is/fRbw2 >>204028
2 http://archive.is/wpMkV >>228717
3 http://archive.is/gao1O >>241661
4 http://archive.is/AhHjl >>246909
5 http://archive.is/JsYNs >>251169
6 http://archive.is/lRHTp >>254319
7 http://archive.is/WQmng >>255913
8 http://archive.is/NwW0h >>257816
9 http://archive.is/gBhyn >>261757
10 http://archive.is/8oIv3 >>273135
11 http://archive.is/FwHSH >>279223
12 http://archive.is/MfpAH >>286948
13 (gone?) >>291971
14 http://archive.is/9Vzhm >>302988
15 http://archive.is/gbxlw >>228717
16 >>862538
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61fc5d No.953549
haha just kidding … unless?
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f7e26e No.953850
>>953549
Looks like Jahans is quite thirsty.
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1cf653 No.953866
>>952881
Thank fuck. Losing all of the texts as well as the old videos would be the end of Jahanism.
>>953850
Its funny how he's putting off following plain prostitutes as 'making friends' while completely ignoring the numerous entreaties of his actual friends like WalsallMatt and that random girl who liked his facebook posts.
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f7e26e No.953872
>>953866
Is it not because these other thots are attractive compared to that random girl and WalsallMatt, also with Kallmans ain't so that they are more or less trapped as teenagers physically and mentally?
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8cdc52 No.953891
>>953866
>>953872
Quick rundown on WalsallMatt & "that random girl?" I'm shamefully out of the loop on these two.
I remember some girl with autism who would like his posts and have short conversations with him (lots of emojis and very basic one or two word replies.) Was anything more ascertained about her?
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1cf653 No.953892
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Has anything drastically changed with Gordo since spring 2018? He keeps referring to 'these last five months of grinding poverty' in his bloggages though knowing Jahans' narcissism I expect this means little more than being asked to move a table. Was he thrown out? The Submission arc looks like a promising lead for more cocks after a long draught. I'm certain Gordo will end up fucking things up again as he usually does in online communities.
>>953891
WalsallMatt is a minor and mysterious member of the Jahans Extended Universe and one of the few people to have verifiably met Jahans irl. He tirelessly runs a YouTube channel where few of the videos have more than 200 views. His employment is esoteric although there is a video of him performing magic tricks in a school.
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534ce0 No.954127
>>953892
The list of people who have met Jahans irl: Walsall Matt, Laura K Buzz, Godwinson, Jim Sterling, Sylvester McCoy, Rimmer from Red Dwarf.
Quite a line up.
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534ce0 No.954133
>>953892
Also, incorrect use of the word "Esoteric".
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3b5316 No.954211
>>954127
I've met Rimmer too. Which means I'm 1 degree separated from Jahans. You faggots better worship me now.
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1cf653 No.954619
>>954133
Esoteric - obscure, difficult to understand, hidden. That aptly describes Walsallmatt's employment.
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5a3686 No.955923
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168e85 No.956170
>>955923
I have had family round. It’s been great. Sometimes hard but great. Yesterday I slept near non stop, only waking briefly to use the toilet, let the cat in or out, take my meds, eat something and watch something to overwrite the still fresh and seemingly so important memories. I wondered why I slept so damned much but now I get it.
I am autistic and it is part of me but because it is an inextricable part of who I am I forget it’s there. Autism is like walking around with lime green skin that appears perfectly normal to you. You only notice that you have it because of how people react to you.
Socialising is hard for me. Social skills have to be consciously remembered and they are different for each person. With family round I have been very social and that has come at a cost. I was famished constantly while they were round but the last two days my appetite has been near non-existent. I thought it was a bug until I remembered I was like this before family stopped by to visit. My body was so consistently tired from the strain of fitting in that it raided energy where it could.
I do not regret the choices I made. I love my family. I love those I consider family. I know the choices I made to be present for them and I know they were not ungracious or selfish about it. We had a lovely time but that time is over now and real life resumes.
I am not yet at the stage of doing 5 mile walks every day, not least because of the heat and I fear my body shall require me to rest more yet, but I am better. I have rested and I am starting to piece my life and normality back together. My brain abhors routine but such stability as I have is being put back together.
I can’t go from nothing to normal in an instant. I need to let myself rest as much as my body feels necessary given that family time has clearly exerted a cost but I will start walking again. Short distances every few days at first but I will build up that muscle. Once my psyche has recovered from the social strain I need to reread the fiction I was working on and get back to the writing mindset. It won’t be easy. I know it won’t be easy. I will do it though.
I have reached the surface after a long time in the depths of socializing and I am happy to breathe clearly again in the light of a new day. Things will be okay.
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d9310d No.956463
Does Jahans just block everyone who tweets at him?
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8cdc52 No.956476
>>956170
> Once my psyche has recovered from the social strain I need to reread the fiction I was working on and get back to the writing mindset. It won’t be easy. I know it won’t be easy. I will do it though.
Some upcoming c0ntent it seems. That is a positive.
>Autism is like walking around with lime green skin that appears perfectly normal to you. You only notice that you have it because of how people react to you.
Its also a perfect "get out of jail free card" excuse to act like an antisocial dick to everyone in the vicinity.
>With family round I have been very social and that has come at a cost.
>Once my psyche has recovered from the social strain…
Yeah because it is just soooo hard on the body and mind coping with relatives & loved ones visiting right guys? So traumatic. All those raped children in paki infested towns or the squaddies in the sandbox with their PTSD nonsense and missing limbs can get fucked becase Gords had to (gasp) SEE HIS OWN FAMILY! Fuck me what an ordeal.
>I do not regret the choices I made. I love my family.
"….and yet I constantly bitch and moan about them, drag them into online drama I solicited and denounce them publically every chance I get."
Such love shown there gords
>I know the choices I made to be present for them and I know they were not ungracious or selfish about it.
The fuck is he trying to insinuate here? That they should be grateful that he bothered to attend a family meetup or something? Are they meant to be grateful that he took time away from his oh so busy schedule of creepily thirsting on ethots, cucking and playing autismcraft?
Fuck sake. That part legit made me slightly angry. My mate is due to lose his dad to cancer soon (inoperable stage 3 liver cancer).
Gordon is lucky he his family tolerate him in fact of course considering what an obnoxious cunt he is to them and all the bullshit he has put them through.
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89a71f No.958108
Trump: Worse Than Hitler?
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dd54ac No.958169
>>956476
The best part of Bloggage Jahans (vs Video Jahans, Twitter Jahans or IRL Jahans) is this sanctimonious tone. If you came across this blog entry in isolation you would believe he's a dutiful son who has put off his own life in order to support his ailing family, rather than a NEET sponger whose sole purpose in life is concocting more elaborate explanations for why he deserves it.
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8cdc52 No.958314
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>>958108
Jesus, thats some hardcore BBBBLLLLONALHHLD BBBBLLLUMMMPPPHHFFFFF!!!!!!!1!one!!1! derangement syndrome right there. What the fuck is wrong with these leftists….(shaking my head)
>>958169
>If you came across this blog entry in isolation you would believe he's a dutiful son who has put off his own life in order to support his ailing family, rather than a NEET sponger whose sole purpose in life is concocting more elaborate explanations for why he deserves it.
Jej this is so true. To those in the know though, his whole bloggage & life is just so nigger tier. Its an ourobouros of…
>Muh cheeto hitler
>GIBS ME DAT!
>im tired
>Whitey baaad
GIBS ME DAT!
>im tired
>Whitey baaad
>GIBS ME DAT! I'M OWED!
….and this just continues ad infinitum with plenty of "muh dick" or should I say "muh tictac" dotted into the mix.
The only difference is most niggers tend to be fairly masculine. Hyper masculine compared to gords.
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8cdc52 No.958319
3 months since his last upload on the "Alasdair Crowley Jakes" channel.
Notice the poor abused dalek in the background and how it has barely moved in six fucking months!
Also observe the poor inflatable dalek's "face" - it is literally drooping in a look of shame & disgrace. What manner of nightmarish sights must it have been witness to in that time?
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b8f77b No.958334
>>958319
He's endured over a decade of sodomising.
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2e093c No.958444
>>958314
How angry would he get if we showed him that infograph which says only white men pay taxes so he is only able to exist because white men pay for him?
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8cdc52 No.961959
>>958334
Poor thing. Although in fairness the penetration is not going to be that deep. Do you think he fucks the blow hole where you inflate the thing or does he "dock" with the sink plunger bit? Bit of both I imagine.
>>958444 (witnessed)
I think deep down he knows this and this is where the rage & inferiority complex stems from. The libshit brain is like that - expose it to facts that dont line up with their preconceived expectations & beliefs, they tend to lash out with hostility and anger rather than taking the information on board and adjusting their worldview accordingly.
These are the people with no inner monologue - the NPCs.
To answer your question though, aye he would be angry. He would immediately dismiss it as nazi propaganda, call whoever showed him the info a nazi, block them then cry on his bloggage about being "stalked by nazis" for the umpteenth time.
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040227 No.963071
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66d981 No.963076
All of this is uninteresting shit. I'll be back if Godwinson makes a video but for now Jahans is boring.
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8cdc52 No.963115
>>963076
Ok bye faggot.
>>963071
Such gormet. So delicacy. 👌💋
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89a71f No.963471
>>963071
It's bizarre how often he takes these pictures, as if anyone cares that he cooked toast for the hundredth time.
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89a71f No.963473
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8cdc52 No.963497
>>963473
>I am blessed with many female friends
TOPJEJ
Narcissistic Ethots on twatter who just want shekels from thirsty betas are don't count as "friends" gords.
WELCOME TO THE FRIENDZONE!
>"I know that was profoundly tmi…"
It was also grammatically horrible and a very bizarre way of describing wanking
>"A water pistol filled tainted syrup"
Uwotm8.jpeg?
Surely someone who is supposedly a "writer" can come up with a better metaphor than that.
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8cdc52 No.966710
All quiet on the jahansfront again?
Oh Based & Redpilled Archivist Prophet of Codex Jahanicus & The Jahanomicon - hast thou forsaken us in our hour of need?
Bless us with more of your insights and let us delve back into the esoteric pisstaking forthwith!
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f275fd No.968999
reminder that our friend the archivist is still uploading to bitchute
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/jahansarchive/
(probably) healthier background listening than sissy hypno
anyway i hope jahans is optimistic about arr boris
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d72403 No.969023
>>968999
Nice. I shall subscribe henceforth.
I pray in earnest that jahans makes a resurgence. Such a shame his youtube and twatter output has fizzled out to next to nothing. His salt and spergery from the recent UK election results alone would be golden to witness.
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f143d5 No.969049
[[NOT SO FESH BLOGGAGE]]
http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2019/11/toxic-masculinity.html
After all these years he is STILL upset about "that one fanfic" wherein the mortal sin was not cannibal fetishism, injecting people with shit and cum, or a generally unhealthy obsession with e-celebs, but being transphobic. Ironically, by comparing saying something transphobic to murder he comes close to the real reason people are uncomfortable around him.
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732069 No.969157
>>935061
I thought Jahans already transitioned as it is trendy to do so and it seems to be the "green" thing to save the planet through self destruction to save the earth.
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9fa49d No.969185
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b9c928 No.969191
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9d33b9 No.969357
>>966710
40klad from druid/pol/, come post on /brit/, it's nice and comfy.
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eceb8c No.969482
>>969357
>that pic
Kek
>come post on /brit/. it's nice and comfy
Maybe pop in soon & have a look. Thanks for the invitation lad. Got my hands pretty full at the moment in fact of course.
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c03bb7 No.969528
i miss the good old days bros
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add61d No.969567
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bbeecf No.969648
>>948451
>>948474
this is based and siege pilled
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5e457d No.970218
>>968999
>he stopped uploading
WHY?
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b5dd30 No.970272
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d1ebfc No.970283
>>970272
thank you for your invaluable service. there is another /cow/ board on julay.world now btw, probably more active
https://julay.world/cow/res/1179.html
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bc0c6c No.970348
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d7144f No.970564
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ef4d11 No.972007
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ef4d11 No.972008
>>970564
If you have these please come to my youtube channel, upload them and I'll add them to the archive:
https://www.youtube.com/@esotericjahanist
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f7ba02 No.972017
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a07075 No.972056
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Get in contact with The Jahans Archive if you have AGJ videos archived from around or after July 2017.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8gyyrXjy9E
check this playlist for everything the Archive has so far (after Nov 2016): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtD0PAaSHKcOuB5lPExOyZjYXCjEcy8B2
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a07075 No.972057
This may be the end of Jahanism as we know it, but you can help archive all the videos and cocks you saved
Contact: https://www.youtube.com/@esotericjahanist (The Jahans Archive)
99% of Jahans videos are saved.
But some are missing and you can help.
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a07075 No.972058
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